#we should own the dogs that fit our lives and needs the best

[darkwood-sleddog]

I know this is a very long ask with a lot of questions, but do you think an inuit qimmiq could ever be ethically kept by a pet home below the treeline? A lot of sources suggest they're a hardcore working dog that needs an actual job like a belgian malinois, but in a home that regularly engages in casual/hobby bikejoring, weight pull, hiking & packing etc, would it be possible to have one as a companion animal? Also do you think it may be culturally insensitive/ignorant to own one of these dogs as a non-indigenous (no inuit ancestry or any connection to inuit culture)? I don't actually have any plans to acquire one of these dogs anytime soon but I'm really fascinated by them and if I ever own one (if its acceptable) it'll be after I have enough experience with other dog breeds (mostly asian spitz, probably, im fascinated by how very similar yet very, very different inuit qimmiq are to these dogs). Also, I read that inuit qimmiq puppies need to be raised with at least one other inuit qimmiq puppy to have proper, well-rounded social skills with humans and dogs as an adult, do you know if this is true? Again sorry for bothering you and if you aren't equipped enough to answer my questions it's fine.

When it comes to questions like "do i think *insert dog breed/type here* can be ethically kept in a situation" I will alway default to the fact that dogs can be kept ethically in many situations and there's a lot more nuance to ethicality than defining a home as "working" or "pet" or "above tree line" or "below tree line". My main question will aways hinge on: is the dog being fulfilled?

There is a fundamental difference between working dogs like qimmiq other indigenous bred working dogs and working dogs like malinois. The malinois, especially the working malinois has been fundamentally changed from its traditional role to better suit people's working needs. From a working perspective it is much more common for the work malinois do to not be herding or herding adjacent, but rather protection, police, military and bite sport related. The malinois is changed from what it was, the qimmiq is not. It is very much unchanged from its traditional role and way of being. To understand why this difference is meaningful first one must understand what traditional work often means for dogs. A good working dog outside of the modern context is a dog that can settle, a dog that does not need constant upkeep physically, a dog that can weather the elements, a dog that is temperamentally sound within its basic breed specific behaviors, a dog that is not quivering with unsprung energy and with qimmiq they are not worked in the summer. In this aspect, qimmiq are very much the opposite of modern working & sport malinois, but it does not mean they are content to be couch potatoes and they are very much dogs that need outside space. I know several in pet type homes, but they are pet homes like mine where the dogs work consistently several times a week and often live outside. (however a majority of canadian qimmiq i know of are in working homes in some regard). The difference between qimmiq and my working bred malamutes is that my dogs have been bred for work AND for in home companionship. Usually, the qimmiq is bred to pull sleds, not to live inside your house (because again they are very unchanged).

You must ask yourself, as you should do with any breed/type of dog: what can I provide for this dog? Why do I want this dog? Will I commit to changing my lifestyle for this dog?

I cannot personally speak on if owning qimmiq is culturally insensitive as a non-inuit. I know several that do and they are, or have been before their own deaths, welcomed in the community as part of cultural exchange (there are whole populations of Canadian Inuit Dogs in the UK and Italy that work their dogs in harness and often import native dogs from indigenous sources in northern Canada for example), but that does not mean that other individuals may not be. Personally, I think as long as you are looking to learn more about traditional dogsledding, to learn about the context of the dogs in the culture, the history, all from the people that originated the dogs there are not going to be problems. I have strong personal feelings that the development and standards of what these dogs should look like and be capable of should be in inuit hands, but imo that does not close the dogs off from being owned and culturally exchanged to non inuit. I think the biggest hurdles you'd run in to are that there aren't many Canadian qimmiq in general due to various factors in Canada itself (past RCMP dog culls, lack of accessible vaccination for dogs, cost of keeping a team of dogs vs cost of a single snowmobile in the arctic etc.)

Now your last big question about puppies being raised together I have some big feelings on. I do not think you need two puppies, although I know a quite a few breeders of differing sled dog breeds that swear by this method. A majority of people are not equipped to raise two puppies together in a way that avoids littermate syndrome, so raising two puppies is detrimental to the dogs themselves. But, on the other ends of things, I have personal experience with the difference of primitive dogs that are traditionally kept in family groups being raised both within that family group and without. 2/3 of my dogs (Zombie and Slash) were raised in a multi generational pack of dogs. They are incredibly adept at dog body language in a way that Sigurd is not. Sigurd was an only dog for the first year of his life, and despite him coming from that same family group, having a very nice stable, temperament, and a lot of work being done on our end to ensure he had proper socialization, he lacks the dog language skills and pure poetry of proper interaction within a larger dog social group that my other two have. I will never raise a malamute puppy into a single dog household ever again, the difference in socialization is just so obvious to me. The behaviors of dogs are both part genetic, but also part environmental. But let me be clear, I do NOT think that two baby puppies can learn this type of socialization just from each other. Adults of various genders and age groups are needed for this kind of adept dog social language to be taught and exist. Sigurd isn't necessarily bad at it, he is pretty dog neutral and very friendly with people (as all my dogs are), most people would probably think he exhibits great dog body language compared to a majority of pet dogs, but once I got Slash and had two dogs out of three that were VERY ADEPT little dog language mozarts it became so strikingly clear to me what Sigurd lacks compared to them (something that often causes conflict in my pack btw because the way he exhibits behaviors and does not understand the signals my other dogs perceive as clear is considered rude by the other dogs). Now malamutes are pretty kennel clubified compared to Qimmiq, so take what I'm saying and increase it for them. I do not think they would thrive without at least one other existing dog in the house (even if that dog was a different breed) around, but certain outlying individuals i'm sure exist.

My final thoughts are that i think freighting sled dogs and indigenous sled dogs are super cool. So i understand why you are drawn to them. I dedicate a lot of time each and every day ensuring my working pet malamutes get what they need, am considering a 4th dog in 2026 due to sled dog brain rot, and even I have my doubts that I would be able to provide a qimmiq what i needs. If i were to get one, I'd have to get a lot more intense than I already am about putting the dogs to work, not because I think the dog wouldn't be content with pet life, but because I would feel guilty as hell purchasing a dog meant for traditional work in the arctic only for it not to get what I deem as the correct and appropriate amount of work due to other constraints that often come up in my life. Hell sometimes I feel this way about Slash because he's bursting with so much potential I feel I'm incapable of properly tapping.

#dogblr #faq #inuit qimmiq #i mean if you're only looking to do recreational stuff a working malamute is going to serve you just as nicely if not better #bc they are much more likely to be able to fit into that house dog niche #there are a lot of dogs i think are cool and i know i would not be able to own them #that's okay if that's how you figure things to go for you #we should own the dogs that fit our lives and needs the best #did you guys know that malamutes were a compromise breed for me and mr d? he wanted bigger and calmer and i wanted sled dogs #and here i am very very passionate about the working malamute in all its aspects #freight dogs too by extension

[babydollmarauders]

MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 11)

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y/ndevils00

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y/ndevils00 well… that was painful

welcome back to my post-game recap! if you don’t know who i am because you’ve been living under a rock, or you’ve been in jail (don’t do crimes unless you can get away with them), i’m y/n! or as my boyfriend calls me, ‘dove’! i work as the social media manager for one of the sluttiest teams (and maybe the worst this season…) in the National Hockey League: the New Jersey Devils!

let get into it! your favorite (or maybe least favorite. i wouldn’t blame you!) men from hell lost 4-6 against the patriotic old guys tonight…. i can’t say i wasn’t surprised

we had an absolutely scoreless (and sinless) first period on our end, transitioning into intermission down by 3!

but second period is when we really started heating up! we got FOUR lovely goals by THREE lovely people!!

starting with uncle Toffee!! who scored our first AND our fourth goal!! he’s been so queen girlboss slay recently! who knew he would be this good?! not me! i doubted him severely! (i cannot apologize for my previous thoughts about you uncle, i can only ask you to forgive me anyways because you took my DILH and i’m still recovering)

Timo the absolute Tank Engine got us our second goal of the night with his first goal of the season! and no penalties!! i feel like a proud mother to a usually extremely horribly behaved little boy 🥹

and of course, my favorite whore, my very best swiss, my least favorite kind of cheese; captain slut got our third goal of the night!! THAT’S MY HOE!! POP OFF! (he also got a penalty tonight but i’ve opted not to show that because he paid me $20)

and i could never forget to mention that my beautiful angel of a bad bitch, Rowdy, got an assist on THREE out of four of our goals tonight!! he’s only 3 points away from 20 points already!! THAT’S MY (baby)GIRL!

and third period is when we immediately went as cool as the ice they skate on… giving up three goals (including an empty netter to the oldest looking man alive)… we got no goals of our own and my sweet baby angel face bestie number 1 got a penalty for being too perfect 😔

all-in-all, let’s wish the boys luck against the sabres on friday because apparently they need it! i think friday’s enemy gave them some pretty good advice though and they should put it to use!

p.s. ikea baby and merc-dog are my exact reactions to how badly we played in the third

p.p.s. ovi… when i catch you ovi 🥊😑

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jackhughes dove, baby, what is that abomination of a 5th photo?

y/ndevils00 my camera wouldn’t focus :(

jackhughes so why post it?

y/ndevils00 you don’t appreciate my talents

jackhughes i can assure you, i appreciate your talents plenty. photo taking is just usually not one of them

lhughes_06 gross

user29 did she just threaten OVECHKIN?! 😭

user17 i fear we may lose these updates after this threat 😪

jesperbratt what was i 😦 at?

y/ndevils00 i honestly couldn’t tell you— i was too busy wondering the best way to fit you in my pocket

john.marino97 i got a picture?!

y/ndevils00 you got an assist and no penalties!

john.marino97 but dawson got a penalty and no assists and still got a picture?

y/ndevils00 you’re not dawson, the standards for you are different

john.marino97 i’ve known you for 4 years and this is how i get treated? DAWSON HAS ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR 2!

y/ndevils00 you tattle on me, you deserve your treatment

dawson1417 she’s got you there, bud

tofff73 you doubted me?!

y/ndevils00 in my defense, i didn’t know you were chill like that

tofff73 jack has informed me that you cried at the trade, i forgive your doubts

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes YOU’RE TELLING HIM MY SECRETS?!

jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 i wasn’t aware that you usually blast your “secrets” on your instagram story

user81 the random luke picture… y/n loves her smush 🥹

tmeier96 did you just call me a tank engine?

tmeier96 also, i’m OLDER than you!

y/ndevils00 that was a compliment! i’m saying you’re built!

tmeier96 you’re a funny little thing

y/ndevils00 also yes you are older— i said i FELT like a proud mother, not that i AM one. i already have one reckless child at home, i don’t want another

jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 she’s a cat.

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes SHE IS OUR BABY

trevorzegras you love testing how far you can push before you get a warning for your behavior, don’t you?

y/ndevils00 i learned from you 🫶

trevorzegras you’re a cockroach

y/ndevils00 all i’m hearing is that i’m resilient and can live through anything

trevorzegras i hate you

y/ndevils00 you WISH you hated me— if you really did then you wouldn’t facetime me twice a week

nicohischier there are so many things i take issue with about my paragraph

y/ndevils00 is it that it’s not long enough? i’m sorry, i’ll make it longer next time!

nicohischier please DON’T.

lhughes_06 ya know, you were a lot nicer before i joined the team

y/ndevils00 oh good! that means i’m doing this right!

lhughes_06 doing what right?

y/ndevils00 tough love!

dawson1417 i didn’t do anything :(

y/ndevils00 i know, sugarplum!

dawson1417 they jailed me…

y/ndevils00 i can’t imagine how traumatic that must’ve been for you

dawson1417 oh it wasn’t that bad, you were in there too

y/ndevils00 yeah…. lindy put me there in 2nd intermission. he said if i wouldn’t stop chirping the capitals as though i was a player, then i needed to be treated like a player and get a penalty…. then i couldn’t get out because the game started again

dawson1417 you can’t skate, how did you get in?

y/ndevils00 i was betrayed

nicohischier @/y/ndevils00 i stand by it.

y/ndevils00 @/nicohischier YOU ALMOST DROPPED ME TWICE

nicohischier those were on purpose.

dawson1417 and how did you get out?

y/ndevils00 my knight in shining armor!

jackhughes @/y/ndevils00 i didn’t get you out?

jesperbratt i did!

jackhughes oh, yeah, that makes sense

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Eat It, Twilight

Pairing: high!jake x female!reader, best friend!Bradley x female!reader

TW: drug use, shenanigans

Summary: Turns out you and Bradley are terrible influences when left to your own devices.

Word Count: 1.9k

A/N: if you read this when It first posted fucked up, no you didn't.

Jake's feet drag as they carry him in the front door and he drops his duffel bag next to his government-issued boots. Usually when he comes home, he knows what to expect. You racing toward him before he can even get inside, a home-cooked meal, sometimes a warm bubble bath with you leaned back against him. 

What he doesn't expect is to hear you giggling loudly in the living room accompanied by a male laughing with you. His brows furrow as he pads down the hallway, slowly peaking his head in to see what's going on. Relief washes over him when he sees you sitting on the couch with none other than Bradley. 

The two of you hanging out is nothing new. In fact, you knew Bradley before Jake. Your best friend is actually responsible for introducing you to each other. Jake's eyebrows shoot up as he rounds the couch and sees a splay of various foods all over the coffee table and he glances over at you. 

That's new. Usually, he would find you watching some chick flick, but as you sit here now, the TV is off and Jake has no idea what has you in stitches. You look up at your boyfriend and immediately burst into a fit of giggles, followed by Bradley. Small chuckles soon turn into roaring laughter and the two of you double over as tears stream down your faces. 

Jake watches you intently trying to figure out what the hell is going on. When he finally gets a good look he notices your eyes are hooded and bloodshot and realization washes over him. He turns to Bradley and sees him in the same state, his jaw-dropping. 

"Wait," He starts in disbelief. "Are you guys high?!"

Your faces deadpan for a split second before you lose it again and that's all the confirmation Jake needs.

"You got my girlfriend high, Bradshaw? What is wrong with you?" He asks exasperated and Bradley gives him an offended look. 

"No, she got me high! Something about us not getting a two-week leave very often and needing to take advantage of it. How could I argue with that?" He explains and Jake rubs a hand down his face.

“In our defense, we were left unsupervised.” You reason and he sighs.

He's just about to say something when a loud gasp interrupts him and his head snaps to look at you. Your face is lit up like a little kid and he's pretty sure whatever comes out of your mouth next is going to be ridiculous. 

"I'm a fucking genius." You muffle with your mouth stuffed full of popcorn. "Like, Einstein-level genius."

Jake can't fight back his laugh at how giddy you look and shake his head. "Why is that sweetheart?" He smiles and suddenly your face gets serious as you devour a cosmic brownie. 

"Because Jakey. I just realized that you should get high with us!" You chirp and he laughs loudly. 

"Yeah, I don't think so." He replies and the pout you give him would almost make him sad if it wasn't so cute.

"Why? I've never seen you high!" You whine and he shakes his head. 

"There's a reason for that, darlin'." He looks to Bradley for help and quickly realizes it's a lost cause when he sees him practically making out with a piece of pizza.

"This is the best goddamn thing I've ever had in my mouth." Bradley moans and you turn to look at him. 

"Even better than Stacy Andrews senior year?" You ask and he stops to think before taking another bite. 

"Okay, second best thing." He concedes and Jake's eyes dart between the two of you. 

You whip back around to face Jake again and give him your best puppy dog eyes. "Please, baby? I'll do that thing you like." You offer while wiggling your eyebrows and Bradley gags. 

"Gross. Keep it in your pants." He cringes and Jake laughs. HE stares down at you for a few more seconds and feels his resolve slipping as you bat your eyelashes. 

"Fine, but it never leaves this room. Do you understand?" He relents and you clap your hands excitedly. 

"Sir yes sir." You salute with a wink and Jake groans. One day you're going to be the death of him.

He watches as you refill the bong and hand it to him with a lighter. He takes it from you hesitantly as he sighs deeply. If only his mama could see him now, giving in to peer pressure. It's not like he hasn't done it before. He broke his D.A.R.E contract he signed swearing off drugs when he was in high school. 

But this is different. He's not a floppy-haired sixteen-year-old anymore. He's a high-ranking lieutenant and fighter pilot with two confirmed air-to-air kills for fucks sake. Yet here he is about to light up in his living room like a frat boy. He supposes there are worse things he could be doing.

You start explaining how to use the device when Jake stops you with a look. 

"This ain't my first rodeo, Cheech." He quips and you raise your hands in surrender. 

"My bad macho man. By all means, show me how it's done." You grin and it breaks out into a wide smile as he inhales the smoke. 

"Now you're really going to be a high-ranking officer." You're barely able to finish your joke as you burst into hysterics. It takes Bradley a few seconds to understand your terrible pun, but the second he gets it he gives you a high five while giggling like a schoolgirl. 

Jake stares at the two of you blankly, wondering what the hell he just got himself into. The thought doesn't linger for long as he takes another hit and leans back on the couch waiting for it to hit him.

It doesn't take long for the light buzzy feeling to wash over him and he feels all his stress melting away. You're about to ask him how he's feeling when he reaches for the box of pop-tarts. 

You watch silently as he brings his hand to his mouth and chews slowly with a faraway look in his eyes. You glance at Bradley and notice he's also watching your boyfriend with an amused expression before looking back at Jake. 

When you see him taking a bite of his fifth pop tart out of his right hand and bringing a cookie to his mouth with his left hand you decide to say something. 

"You doing okay there, champ?" He looks startled to hear your voice and looks over at you with wide eyes before giggling. 

"I'm great." He mumbles with a mouth full of food and you laugh. He's so far gone and even in your haze, it makes you happy to see him look so innocent like the world hasn't scarred him yet. 

You hear water bubbling and turn to see Bradley taking another hit before offering you the glass contraption. 

"Fuck it." You say while taking it and making grabby hands for the lighter. You inhale deeply and hold it before blowing out a cloud of smoke and wait for the fresh high to consume you. 

You don't know how long it's been but your thoughts are interrupted when you hear Jake.

“When did we turn on Twilight?” He asks and you look at the TV screen.

“I have no idea.” You shrug and you watch as Jacob turns into a wolf. 

“Were you Team Edward or Team Jacob?” Jake asks suddenly and your head lolls to look at him. 

“I was team Carlisle to be honest. That man could get it.” You answer and he hums. 

“Respectable.” He nods before turning back to the show. Turns out Jake has a lot of opinions on the series and he periodically speaks up. 

“How’s he going to claim he wants to protect her and the launch her into a table at the speed of light? For being over 100 years old he’s pretty fucking stupid.” Jake laughs and you nod seriously. 

“Well, there’s a turf war between wolves and vampires and everybody in town is too dumb to notice so maybe its something in the air.” You add and he glances over at you.

“Dude, right?!” He says exasperated and you nod your head as you both shove pizza in your mouth.

 A comfortable silence falls over the three of you before Jake's voice rings out again. 

"I want waffles." He declares before standing up to go to the kitchen and you follow after him. He opens the freezer and stares blankly for a few seconds before turning back to you.

"What are we doing in here?" He asks and you have to wrack your brain for a minute. 

"Waffles!" You shout enthusiastically and his eyes light up. 

"Ooh, waffles sound good." He nods before grabbing them from the freezer and walking over to the toaster. He pops them in and waits, confused as to what's taking so long. 

You peek around him and shake your head. "You forgot to push the lever thingy down." 

You can almost see the lightbulb go off and he perks up. "Oh." He laughs before pressing it and turning back to you. 

The two of you zone out and practically jump out of your skin when the toaster pops up. Jake whips around and gasps. 

"Oh my god waffles." He says, seemingly shocked. "When did those get in there?"

Your eyes widen and you look at them skeptically before turning to face your boyfriend. 

"Magic." You whisper and the two of you burst into giggles. 

"Hey!" You gasp while grabbing his hand. "We should put ice cream on these." You suggest and he nods his head dramatically. 

"That's the best idea ever." He agrees and the two of you manage to make your concoction before rejoining Bradley. 

"Hey," You say grabbing both men's attention. "Did you realize that when you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom?" You ask and they both stare at you blankly. 

"I'm way too high for that." Bradley laughs and you join him, nodding in agreement. 

The three of you continue laughing and eating until early morning before you finally pass out. Phoenix has been trying to text the three of you for the past hour, worried because you were all supposed to go to breakfast and you never showed. 

When she doesn't receive any responses, she heads to your house and lets herself in half expecting to find a murder scene. What she does find is much more amusing. Her eyebrows shoot up when as she takes in the sight before her, and she takes out her phone to snap a photo. 

You're slumped into Jake's lap and Jake is leaning on Bradley with an arm around him. Her eyes dart around the room, observing the absurd amount of food laying around and cartoons still playing in the background. When her eyes land on a bong, she laughs in disbelief. 

"Oh my fucking God. They did not." She chuckles to herself and the sound is just enough to cause you to stir. Your eyes slowly peel open and you groan at the pain in your back from sleeping in an awkward position. 

Your eyes adjust to the light and you blink slowly at the woman standing over you. "Hey." You greet and she looks at you amused. 

"Hey, Puff the Magic Dragon. Fun night? It smells like a fucking frat house in here." She quips and you sit up slowly. 

Your movement creates a chain reaction and Jake starts waking up which causes Bradley to groan and throw his arm over his face. 

Jake looks around disoriented for a few seconds before getting his bearings and he squints up at Phoenix. 

"When did you get here?" He laughs and she scoffs playfully. 

"A few minutes ago. We were all worried when you didn't show up for breakfast so I came to make sure you're not dead." She explains and he half nods. 

"That checks out." 

Phoenix looks around at the mess again before turning back to a now barely functioning Bradley. "I can't believe you guys got high without me." 

You look at her surprised and nod at the bong. 

"Well, wanna waste away a Saturday?" You offer and she mulls it over before nodding. 

"Fuck it."

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[spumoniidraws]

I had this idea about Gale and his mortality.

And rather Gale and my Tav. Tavrina is an elf. A high elf at that, meaning she will live 700-1000 years. That fact alone would be enough to worry Tav. She would dread the thought of him passing before she does. In all the rush of fighting the netherbrain, then running off with him to Waterdeep, getting married and living domestic life, I doubt it would have occurred to her as she fell head over heels for him. Humans live such short lives by comparison. As the panic sets in, she wants to find a way to extend his life. Gale mentioned Elminster is 1300 years old. Maybe he can help. Or perhaps Astarion with his knowledge of immortality. She would ask. She would become increasingly desperate, toiling away hours while Gale sleeps trying to find an answer. She doesn't know anything about magic, but she does know monsters. Maybe Gale would be willing to become a Lich? Small anxiety fits and mindless research to a problem she made on herself. How could she love him properly? It would be like loving a dog? Was any of this even moral? There are plenty of half-elves in the world right? Proof an elf can properly love a human....right???

Finally Gale finds her notes. Mad scribblings of rituals and powerful spells. Notes about their vampire friend. Notes about Elminster. Weave manipulation. He reads over them with concern, particularly at the word "Lich" circled in the corner. He consigns to sit her down with some tea and have a chat about mortality. -G: My love, I found your notes. I worry something is troubling you. You know you can always unburden yourself with me. -T: It's...its just thoughts. -G: Seems to be more than thoughts. A growing obsession rather. Your scribbles are filled with fervor and worry. Questions of immortality? Wish spells? Lich rituals? My dear, I fear you may be dabbling in things you don't know, and while I have never questioned your intelligence, this is powerful magic you're looking into. Your skills with a blade are unrivaled, but you are no mage. If you needed help with something, I am here for you. -T: It....it wasnt something I could ask you for. -G: Why not? Whatever could you be looking into that your own husband can't help you? -T: I was looking for ways to extend your life. There is silence as Gale tries to ponder what she is saying. Tav's hands grip her cup nervously as she continues -T: I am ..most likely...going to outlive you. And that thought stirred something in me. A fear in my heart. The thought of going through all of this just to lose you so soon. Even in the best cases you maybe have 60 years left or so. Thats....nothing. Her tone is somber and filled with sadness. Gale set's down his cup, then removes her cup from her hands and takes her hands in his. -G: Is that all that this was about? You're worried about me dying? -T: N-no! I'm worried about living the rest of my life without you! I'm worried about whether or not its even right for us to be together! You should be able to grow old with someone! Not watch as you age and your wife remains unchanged. You should be able to live a normal human experience! And my selfishness in loving you...wanting to have you to myself....It would be like how long a dog lives to a human. You're only here for a short time. How could I love you appropriately, knowing I will blink, and you will be gone?

Gale's face twists through so many emotions. Concern, love, disagreement, and then confusion. Did she just call him a dog? With a deep inhale, he would begin. -G: Perhaps, you are thinking far too little of our time together. And I would request that you stop that right now. His voice is firm and scolding. -G: Even for a pet, the love we have for them is immense and it is the only thing they know of us. For us, they are only a small part of our lives, but to them we are their whole life. Immortal gods who meet their every need. Pets don't reflect on their mortality or worry about whether they are loved. They simply live every day as best they can. And we love them all the more for it. His words trail into a whisper as he grips Tav's hands tightly. -G: Yes...one day I will grow old and grey, and however unpleasant it is to think about, die. But every moment spent with you, however long or short it may be, I will cherish it with every fiber of my being. His thumbs roll over the back of Tav's hands as he looks at his own hands. -G: I won't lie and say it hasn't crossed my mind that I would become old and grey while you remain as beautiful and as youthful as the day we met. And as senility and babbling set in-...well I know I already babble, but you understand...I imagined you might tire of me. I questioned whether or not I should spare you that pain and release you. But I fear my time with you has made me a bit selfish, and I wasn't prepared to have that conversation. I don't know if I ever would be. He pulls Tav into a kiss and leans his forehead against hers. -G: After everything that we have been through, every moment with you is a gift. I have never thought otherwise. Your love for me is unparalleled to any other love I have ever known. I have never doubted it. Not once. And I will cherish every moment, waking or not. And I will cherish you as much on my deathbed as I did that first night we shared a moment of magic. And it will have to be enough, for both of us. Because I have no intention of becoming a Lich.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate tav #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate oc #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #bg3 gale #baldurs gate gale #gale x tav #my writing needs work

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Dear @catwingsathena,

Thank you for sending in an application to be matched with one of our service dragons! Your needs and preferences suggest that a slightly older dragon would probably suit you best. A juvenile is easier to train for specific tasks, but a little less predictable and would also be more work for you. Right now we have two dragons in our training program that might be a good match:

Philly, a very steady, flightless dragon that weighs about 5 kilo's. She ended up in our shelter because her wings are no longer able to support her and we started training her when we noticed how clever and social she is. We are confident that she will be able to give all the assistance you need, including guarding the showers while you are in it. But while she is also very cuddly, she's not really playful. She's rather serious for a dragon and tends to ignore other animals.

Bagel, a rare crossbreed between what we guess must have been a common pocket dragon and a freshwater dragon. She adores water and is very curious and affectionate, also towards other pets. None of your requirements should give her any trouble, but we do think you might need to give her her own bracelet to hoard for herself, or she might try to keep yours.

If either or both of those sound like a good fit to you, we'd love for you to come to the shelter some day soon to meet them. It's a cliché, but the dragon really does pick the owner, and it's hard to tell what personality suits you best until you're face to shout with them!

~ The Domestic Dragon Trust

PS. We have enclosed your application form below.

Service Dragon Application Form

Size: I would prefer a dragon on the larger side of the pocket dragon size range—large enough to cuddle properly and be a pleasant weight on my lap (if I’m sitting up) or chest (if I’m lying down), but not so heavy that walking around with them in a cross-body messenger bag would be cumbersome or hard on my shoulders. Maybe roughly rabbit-sized?

Skills: the primary supports I would need from a service dragon are self-care reminders and light assistance, primarily with meals, meds, and showers. I struggle enough with showers that it might be useful for me to have a dragon who enjoys playing in water enough to want to get in the shower with me, but if that’s not possible, hanging out just outside the curtain and making reassuring sounds would be more than satisfactory. It would also be very helpful if my dragon could bring my migraine rescue meds when needed, encourage me to get up and stretch my legs if I’ve been at the computer too long, and/or pester me into eating and drinking water if I haven’t in a while. I don’t have nightmares terribly often (maybe twice a month on average, these days), but when I do I would greatly appreciate it if my dragon could wake me up. I’d also appreciate if they could grab my medical ID bracelet if I leave it on my bed or try to leave the house without it.

Personality: as I mentioned before, a cuddly dragon is a must. An ability to tolerate or even enjoyment of water would be helpful, for both shower purposes and because I live in an area with a lot of rain and like to go walking in it. Still, while playfulness is nice and an interest in finding things would be very helpful, I think I would do better with a fairly calm, laid-back dragon. My sleep schedule is very erratic (not because of when I go to bed or get up, just insomnia), so I would need a dragon who won’t be bothered by me being awake for hours in the middle of the night and getting up or turning on lights—the ability to nap when an opportunity presents itself might help, and I’d like it if they could sometimes hang out on my bed with me while I’m writing or resting (preferably without interfering with my typing too much).

Living Situation: I go back and forth between two houses approximately every other week. Both houses have at least one cat, and one of the houses also has a small dog (who is never allowed in my room, where I spend most of my indoor time). I spend long stretches of time walking around the block or going on the swingset at the park, and I love being outside in the rain. I also spend a lot of time sitting in my bed—it’s where I do most of my reading and writing, as well as resting. I have a part-time job to which I probably couldn’t bring my dragon for a variety of reasons, but my shifts are 4 hours, so I won’t be away too long.

#the domestic dragon trust #catwingsathena

[ericdeggans]

My Best TV of 2022: A (Unexpectedly) Long List

This is not a problem I expected to have, early in 2022.

Back then, the quality of TV shows was so disappointing, I considered writing one of those cranky, old-school critic’s columns complaining about how the glut of shows in our modern, streaming-fueled media environment was ruining everything.

I should have just waited around a bit. Because, even though I was mightily disappointed by some of the biggest TV projects on the docket – everything from CNN+ to Lords of the Rings: Rings of Power (the repetition in the title should have been warning enough) – lots more TV shows surprised and delighted me this year. Too many to fit on a top ten or top 12 list.

In fact, there were too many to fit on this excellent roundup prepared by me and five other critics at NPR.org (we each got about eight choices). And I will fess up now – I didn’t vibe with FX’s Reservations Dogs in its first season, so I didn’t keep up with the second and it’s not on my list. Many apologies to devoted fans of a show I’m very glad exists and so many love. But I’m not among you devotees (at least not yet).

Here's my list of fave shows from 2022, in no particular order. It’s by design very subjective, so I welcome debate, but it’s about what touched ME on TV this year:

Andor (Disney+) – Started slow, but turned into a masterful reinvention of the Star Wars universe, focused on the gritty, merciless beginnings of the Rebel Alliance. Who knew a Star Wars show with no lightsabers, no Jedi Knights and no Force could be just what the franchise needed? REVIEW

Atlanta (FX/Hulu) – The last two seasons, both released this year, weren’t nearly as impactful as its first two. But this show remains an excellent showcase for creativity and ambitious storytelling in portraying the lives of a quartet of Black millennials.

Here’s a Q&A I moderated w/Atlanta cast and producers at SXSW

Better Call Saul (AMC) – This Breaking Bad spinoff stuck the landing in series finale that capped both the origin AND ending stories of criminal lawyer Saul Goodman. REVIEW

Abbott Elementary (ABC) – Sidesplitting mockumentary-style comedy about teaching in a Philadelphia school that is so good, because it’s absurd humor is so close to the actual truth. PROFILE of star Quinta Brunson.

The Patient (Hulu) – Steve Carrell delivers his most impressive dramatic role as a therapist interrogating his own messy personal history while kidnapped and forced to help a serial killer. REVIEW.

The U.S. and the Holocaust (PBS) -- Star documentarian Ken Burns reveals how antisemitism in America busted the myth that the U.S. was always on the side of the angels as Adolf Hitler took power in Germany and began implementing his Final Solution.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (Paramount+) – Focused on the Starship Enterprise 10 years before James T. Kirk would take command, it’s a welcome return to a rollicking, adventure-a-week series that recalls the spirit of the original Trek series better than any other modern reboot/revival. REVIEW

Severance (Apple TV+) - for review, click here

Only Murders in the Building (Hulu) - REVIEW

Euphoria (HBO) - for review, click here 

A League of Their Own (Prime Video) -REVIEW

This is Us (NBC) - interview w/creator Dan Fogelman here

Sidney (Apple TV +) - REVIEW here

Under the Banner of Heaven (FX/Hulu) - for review, click here

We Own This City (HBO) - for interview w/EP David Simon, click here

Barry, season three (HBO) - for review, click here

Stranger Things (Netflix) - REVIEW

We Need to Talk About Cosby (Showtime) - PCHH discussion here

Harley Quinn (HBO Max) - 

The Sandman (Netflix)

As We See It (Prime Video) - REVIEW

The Good Fight (Paramount+)

The Dropout (Hulu) - 

The Crown (Netflix) - DISCUSSION here

The Handmaid’s Tale, season 5 (Hulu)

Ozark, season 4 (Netflix) - REVIEW here

Ms. Marvel (Disney+)

[neptune-ian]

Okay, I read this anons rant and I really feel like I have to say something here. I don’t mean to be rude but this is honestly not acceptable. Firstly it is not for you to decide what is appropriate for other women to wear, and if they want to look sexy it is their right and that description of “clothes that look like they would fit a child or a small dog” to me sounds purely like internalized mysogyny on your part. Sure men have preferences when it comes to looks but the fact that you think the only way a woman is worthy of love is by wearing skimpy clothes is just a projection of your own low self worth. Secondly, I do not see why you feel like you have to “make yourself” like certain things that other women like, you can follow your own passions and that is where your divinity will shine through. Again, thinking you have to be “cutesy kawaii” and fake or whatever to get men’s attention shows me you don’t truly see anything else in yourself you could deem as valuable or lovable. And you also don’t need to own any luxuries either, that is not what determines our value as humans.

Just because you’ve never been asked out does not mean you have no value, and seeking that validation from the outside world will not bring you far. To answer your question, the reason other girls don’t feel the pressure to “be all that” is because they’ve worked on loving themselves and realizing their value which comes from the simple fact that they’re human and every human deserves love periodt. Now of course, if you want to be with someone who is the whole package (beautiful, accomplished, mature etc.) then yes, you should also work on yourself to match them energetically, however that totally depends on how much you’re willing to work on becoming your best version.

Lastly, there is nothing wrong with girls dressing up fancy every day it they want to. The difference between you and them is that they value themselves a lot and want to put more effort into themselves because they KNOW they are worth all that, and that is how they’re going to show up in the world. Personally, this was the greatest blessing for me. Once I started putting effort into myself, I glew up immensely and was able to connect to my femininity like never before. The only issue I see here is you seem bitter that other girls value themselves more than you value yourself. If you feel like you’re worth only 5 minutes of effort a day that is entirely your problem, but it doesn’t mean other girls are doing anything wrong by doing their best for themselves.

If I could advise you one thing right now it’s not to think about dating but to find a way to truly love yourself and see your value as a human outside of looks and material luxuries. I know that life can be hella tough and it’s not easy to always feel confident in that way but it is something we have to master, as we are divine and we’re just temporarily living in this shell of a body. However, as you put more effort into yourself, you will also naturally glow up on the outside, as your outside appearance will project whatever is on the inside. Again, I don’t mean to be rude but this whole projection onto other women lowkey triggered me so I had to come here and defend my girls. I hope you find your way back to yourself and yea that’s it. Peace.

A GIRL’S GIRLS!!! I LOVE YOU ANON ��‍↕️😌

Thank you! No one should put down others just to feel bettet and justify their misery. Either you work on yourself and improve or you stagnate and that’s on you to stay bitter and sad in your own sorrow. But you know we can’t help someone who refuses to get it so~I belive they will learn their lessons in the hard way 🙂‍↕️😊

#neptune’s anon ask #YES ANON #👑

[mephinomaly]

[TL] PYSCHOBREAK/Chapter 14

[ This post uses Ois~su ♪ ]

Time: Present day. UNDEAD’s newest project HELLSING has been active for 2 weeks

Location: In one of HELLSING’s venues as part of their national tour in the Tohoku region

Koga: ♪~♪~♪

(Fuck! Shit! Why is this happenin’?!)

(Why am I so pissed off!?)

(This should be my wish come true!)

Rei 2 + Kaoru 2: ♪♪♪♪♪

Koga: (Ahh, that heavy bass that makes your body feel like it’s gonna fall apart! Rock ‘n roll that shakes you to your core!)

(The audience is goin’ crazy, ‘n stompin’ their feet with excitement! This is a party from Hell!)

(I’ll shake this world with the best, the strongest rock! UNDEAD will do the same!)

(This is what I’ve always wanted! It’s pissed me off for ages that my senpais are obsessed with trivial shit and don’t see eye-to-eye with me!)

(I got impatient, unhappy, and angry!)

(And yet! Even though they’re fakes, they’re with me, movin’ how I wished they would!)

(I’m makin’ the best music I’ve always wanted since the very beginning’!)

(Who do you think you are, Oogami Koga…! Are you a dog that’s been abandoned outside in the rain!?)

(Why do I feel like I’m standin’ on this stage alone—)

Adonis: Oogami.

Koga: …Tch. My bad, Adonis, I know. I’ll focus up.

Adonis: Whilst it’s true that you appear less lively today than you usually do, that's not what I want to point out. I am also not feeling my best.

They say that one man's fault is another's lesson. I must reflect on my own behaviour before I criticise someone else's. I remind myself of that.

Koga: You’re the same as always. Gives me peace of mind.

Adonis: I like to think I’ve grown somewhat.

Koga: But that’s what I mean. I’m jealous, Adonis.

I’m no good. I don’t understand myself.

We’re on our biggest national tour as UNDEAD. This is a dream come true and yet, I feel weirdly flippant.

I feel like I’ve reverted back to bein’ a beginner, like I’m standin’ on the stage for the first time with you all.

How did I get through that all? Is it ‘cos Sakuma-senpai came runnin’ just when I needed him the most? Like he always does?

Adonis: My recollection is different. During our debut live, Sakuma-senpai did not come on stage until the end.

Nevertheless, it wasn’t a problem. The delinquents that had been tormenting the town ran away, ridiculed us, and ignored the whole thing— we won by default.

However, we didn’t know anything about the future—me, you, and Hakaze-senpai did our best with what we had.

We didn’t run away, we fought.

That’s why we won. Despite being a battle where no blood was spilt, a win is still a win.

That day is still my pride and joy, where I began.

Just like I was back then, I’m working as hard as I can.

Koga: Haha, you’ve always had that attitude.

Like at last year’s RepayFes. Earlier than that, when we were fine’s foil.

No matter how badly we were beaten, you didn’t give up and stayed by my side until the end.

Thanks, Adonis.

I feel better now. If you’re with me, I’ll be okay.

Along as you’re by my side, I have absolutely nothin’ to worry about!

♪~♪~♪

Adonis: …I feel the same. Thank you, Oogami. Your words make me truly happy.

I feel as if I have been acquitted. But, that is not what I wanted to talk to you about.

Koga: Huh?

Adonis: Our senpais are acting weird.

Koga: …!?

Rei 2: ♪~...

Kaoru 2: … …

Koga: Huh!? W-w-what are you doin’, fake senpais!

They’ve gone all stiff and jerky— h-has somethin’ broke!?

Adonis: They are incredible machines… Since I have trained a lot, I am still fit for this but I don’t think the machines are built for the strain of going on tour.

Koga: Shit, pull yourselves together, bots! We’re still on tour! You can’t break down here!?

Adonis: Don’t make it obvious, Oogami. We’ll attract attention. Let’s distract the audience before they notice anything weird, and before our senpais completely malfunction.

We need to start the next song. If we turn on the fog machine, no-one will be able to see them from the audience—

Hm? The stage is filling with smoke without us needing to ask…?

Koga: D-did an attentive member of staff notice and turn it on for us!?

No, it can’t be. We’re the only ones who know those aren’t our real senpais?

[ ☆ ]

Chapter 13

Chapter 15

#ensemble stars #enstars #translation #undead climax #koga oogami #adonis otogari #rei sakuma #kaoru hakaze

[sxugaryx]

I spy (Fanfic)

New chapter from my main series 🩷

The phone of the house started ringing, Pinocchio took a deep breath and answered. Thankfully before Pinocchio could get angry, the person from the other line spoke up first.

“Hello, is this Giuseppe Geppetto’s number? I’m speaking from the Bastard Stalkers' office” Sabertooth said from the other line.

“Um yes” Pinocchio was relieved, then he shouted at his father that someone wanted to talk with him. Pinocchio heard from aside the conversation.

“Yes, I see” Geppetto’s voice sounded melancholic, “Oh no you don’t have to come all the way to my home, I’ll pick them up myself” They were trying hard to convince him that they should go see him instead of him coming all the way there but they failed.

After that his father hung up the phone, explaining that they needed to pick up Carlo’s belongings, apparently, they were cleaning the offices and it was taking up space. Obviously, Geppetto can’t carry them by himself so he will need his son’s help, who is eager to help.

—-

“It’s not much, however, we found it best you kept it rather than throwing it away” Sabertooth had a fake smile on her face.

“I practiced with Carlo before” Lion was trying to act friendly as well, “He would have been a great stalker”

“Yes… he would have” Geppetto was trying not to get depressed about the past, about what if things would have been different.

Geppetto and Pinocchio looked at the box containing Carlo’s belongings, some of Romeo’s belongings were there too.

There was a journal used to write down his schedule, and a few notes were written by Romeo, mainly love reminders for Carlo; a few grinders for weapons; the clothes they used for stalker duties, and…

“Mmm, what’s this?” Pinocchio grabbed what looked to be one of those dog puppets but miniature, although it didn’t look finished.

Geppetto looked at it, then scrolled the pages of the journal, looks like Carlo was building it himself as some miniature pet, he wasn’t always at the apartment he and Romeo shared so he thought having a dog, living or puppet would make it sad to be constantly alone, so he was making one he could always carry with him.

“It’s actually quite impressive” Geppetto could see that building something so small to fit in your pocket would take a lot of effort, not to mention how this looks different than the average dog puppet, more detailed.

“Have you thought about becoming a stalker?” Lion asked Pinocchio.

“It’s not really my thing” Despite the fact that Pinocchio got confused many times as a stalker in the past, he always felt a little uncomfortable with the title, although it’s not as if he could correct them back then, admitting you are a puppet during a frenzy is not a good idea.

It also seems like a lot of people seem to glorify that type of work when in reality is dangerous hard work.

“What shame” Sabertooth sighed, “Carlo was-”

“I’m not Carlo” Pinocchio interrupted her, he isn’t dealing with comments like that anymore.

“My apologies” Sabertooth gave a fake apology, on the inside she was fuming, “I did not mean to offend”

“Well thank you for giving it back to us” Geppetto gave out a sigh, “We will get going”

“Wait” Lion knew they couldn’t leave yet, “The streets of Krat are very dangerous currently, we didn’t mean to offend, just that Krat could use more help”

“That is true, no one is safe nowadays,” Sabertooth said, “Have you heard? Adeline Corday has gone missing, someone influential like that gone like that? It’s tragic”

Pinocchio started feeling worried, the last time he saw Adeline was in the Opera House, did she get hurt somehow, and no one noticed? He still has the necklace.

Even so, no is no, plus he already has his hands full with the King of Riddles.

“I’m sorry, I’m not interested” Pinocchio stood his ground.

“I’m sad to hear that” Sabertooth isn’t sad at all, it was already ridiculous when Carlo brought Romeo, something like that isn’t happening again.

At least they know so far that he doesn’t want to be a stalker, in their minds that means he has less fighting capabilities than them. Underestimating Pinocchio’s true strength.

With that said, Father and son left, leaving the stalkers to continue on their other duties. Slowly gathering Pinocchio’s information and Frederick’s other request.

Lion tried to speak with Sabertooth before she left in a rush, Lion hates it when she does that. Why is Saber the one in charge? She is smarter and even better, prettier than her.

Another stalker came to speak with her, she ignored them, something about if anyone had any clues about Adeline as her family was desperately looking for her. Whatever, Adeline probably ran off with some man it’s not as if she has something to show for aside from her voice and looks, looks that Lion tops definitely.

She took off her mask, it’s a mascarade mask because she needs to show off her pretty face as much as possible. Right now she has an appointment at a spa and cannot miss it.

Lion has a special date tomorrow, she is already looking for a husband and she won’t settle for anyone who doesn’t meet all her expectations. Once she finds the one, she can quit her stalker hobby, fighting is fun but is there anything better in this world than being a trophy wife?

—-

“Is something on your mind pal?” Pinocchio decided to hang out with Gemini while his father was working, sitting on a park bench at Rosa Isabelle Street.

“I’m thinking of the dog puppet Carlo was building,” Pinocchio said, “Father looked sad when examining it”

Geppetto mentioned how it was so brilliant, how he didn’t know Carlo was interested in building puppets even if it was a hobby or a side project, while looking inside the notebook notes about it were found. He recognized those types of notes, most likely Carlo had copied some of his in one of his visits.

“Did he really not think I would have liked to help him? Did he still thought I hated him?”

Pinocchio had heard his father mumble that under his breath.

“Why not try finishing it yourself?” Gemini was sitting on Pinocchio’s shoulder, moving his tiny feet in the air.

“I guess because… it doesn’t feel the same?” Carlo was making it, not him, if he finishes it then it’s no longer something special his brother was making.

“I get that” Gemini can understand, “Why not make your own then?”

“Ehhh that’s a good idea but…”

But he has no clue how to even start, he read the notes alongside his father and it seemed like a different language.

“Well I guess you have always been on the more artistic side” Pinocchio is very skilled at music and art, also writing even if Pinocchio tries to hide what he writes because he feels embarrassed it’s not good, “But come on how hard can it be? You learned to fix yourself when your father wasn’t there for you, you can do this”

“I’m not sure” Pinocchio still didn’t seem convinced, “Shouldn’t I be looking around for clues or something?”

“Krat is a big city Pinocchio” Gemini chirped, “And unlike before the streets aren’t empty, you could end up causing some trouble”

“That’s true” Pinocchio stood up from the bench and decided to walk back home, he was having this strange feeling that he was being followed but that must be because he was worried about Arlecchino.

“Nothing out of the ordinary” Tiger mumbled to himself.

Why does the doctor even care about Pinocchio? He is just a regular boy living his daily life. Tiger did manage to sneak in a picture, not that in his opinion it would truly change anything but at least he has proof of his work duties. He felt weird doing so like he was harassing the poor boy.

Speaking of pictures apparently, his parents want him to go to the Mallum District and take some there, ugh, them and their dumb journalism, he needs to take pictures of beautiful things, not ugly decrepit places.

What is even the point of showing bad things in pictures? Why waste valuable effort on something like that? It doesn’t matter, no way he is stepping foot near a place like the Mallum District, he wouldn’t be able to face others if he got caught in a filthy place like that.

He should go to the Opera House, the place is open again and the structure is simply stunning, maybe he could get a special shot of those spider puppets while they sing. Tiger can then waste time by watching a show, ignoring how his parents want him to “take life more seriously”

—-

It was by pure accident that Rusty stumbled across Pinocchio, her older brother was supposed to be taking care of her but he got distracted, or rather he wasn’t even paying attention to her to begin with as usual. So when she ran off to chase a cat she ended up getting lost, starting to cry because she couldn’t find her way back.

“Are you okay do you need any help?” Pinocchio was about to get onto the tram that connected to the path home when he saw her crying, he could wait for the next one.

Rusty didn’t recognize him at first with tears in her eyes so her first instinct was to pull out her weapon.

“Hey, it’s okay, I’m not going to hurt you” Pinocchio didn’t seem intimidated by the child who was somehow holding a sword twice her size.

Rusty calmed down, she knew that she shouldn’t talk with him directly but at that point, she didn’t care and asked for help, maybe she could say she got lost on purpose so that she could interact with him.

When they found Rusty’s brother he barely even looked up from what he was writing in a journal, he didn’t even look at Pinocchio in the eyes and gave a half-assed thank you.

Pinocchio looked worried about the girl yet he needed to go back home so he was hoping this was a one-time occurrence.

“Hey,” Rusty tugged on her brother’s shirt, “Aren’t you going to ask if I’m okay?”

“You are okay” Her brother looked annoyed, “Why wouldn’t the prodigy be okay?”

She became a stalker at a ridiculous age, her older brother recently turned 25, and their parents wanted him to become one, so they forced him to take classes. It was a family of generations of stalkers so he should be one. Her brother no matter how hard he trained wasn’t able to, he simply didn’t have the physical strength or skills to do so, not to mention how he hated every second of it.

So when Rusty was born her parents spoiled her, she was their second try, the second try that succeeded beyond their expectations. Rusty ignored her brother’s coldness, Mother and Father say he is only jealous of her.

“In fact, tell them to hurry up and find you another nanny fast because I’m sick of your shit”

Her brother is taking care of her because her last nanny quit, this is the 7th in a row, they just don’t understand her, why don’t they get that she should do whatever she wants? She is the honor of the family, Mother and Father say she is the entire world so the rules given to other kids shouldn’t apply to her.

——

“UGH I GIVE UP!” Pinocchio put his hands up to his face in frustration before composing himself, “This is too complicated”

“Calm down buddy” Gemini was trying to reassure him.

“I don’t understand what I’m doing wrong” Pinocchio kept re-reading the notes, it wasn’t working at all, was it the design? Was it that he kept missing something?

“Maybe you are right, it’s not going to work because you aren’t Carlo” Gemini was standing on the table next to him.

Pinocchio was quiet, he felt like he wanted to cry before Gemini spoke up again.

“So you shouldn’t try to do it how Carlo did it, you should try to do it your own way”

Pinocchio faintly smiled, Gemini was right, this was supposed to be something he made. The notes should only work for the basics, he needed more ideas, to be more creative. So he went to his father’s workshop to find any material he could find and maybe blueprints that could help.

“Ow!” Pinocchio yelped as he opened the closet door, the arm of god falling on top of him, “Why did we even keep this?”

“I’m sure it can be of use later” Gemini is aware that Geppetto probably knows how to put it to good use or perhaps Sophia has some idea.

Pinocchio put it aside as he looked inside, finding what he needed, then he grabbed a folder that contained many of his father’s notes.

Pinocchio had a smile on his face when he found something unexpected, he took the folder and put a clip on the page to show to his father later, for now, he needed to work on his tiny pet.

—-

“So whatever happened to the arm of God?”

Sabertooth was listening to her parents talk with a man, he had come here before, his skin was pale and he had strange green hair.

“I assume it must have been destroyed when Geppetto’s son killed Simon” Giangio lied with a smile, “I did look for it, nowhere to be seen”

“Don’t you think it’s possible he took it?” Sabertooth’s mother asked.

“Nah” Giangio was acting too casual, no way he is letting them know Pinocchio has the arm, if someone will steal it, it has to be him, he only needs the perfect opportunity, “Trust me, I almost cried when I realized we lost it”

“You are acting more relaxed than usual” Sabertooth’s father looked suspicious, “Why is it that you aren’t helping again?”

Sabertooth found it strange how apparently this man was so well respected among the alchemists, she didn’t believe her parents at first when they told her he was the one who made her weapon.

“It’s personal you wouldn’t get it” Giangio smiled, “Plus I have my fun on the side, as long as I send information from time to time it’s not a problem”

Even if he doesn't get directly involved, he is an alchemist, he has a duty to fulfill as part of the organization.

“I’ve heard that you got into a fight with Frederick is that true?” Sabertooth’s mother took a sip of her tea, she didn’t seem as worried as her husband, being more used to his playful nature.

“Don’t worry it was something stupid he will get over it” Giangio laughed it was fun to remember it.

Giangio gave the doctor a small visit, he greeted him with a friendly wave, and in return he was greeted back with “How the hell did you get inside my house?!”

“But if you must know…” Giangio played with his hair, not giving it much thought, “He got a little mad at me for talking back, you know how he is, doesn’t like it when others don’t take his verbal abuse”

“Ugh I get that” Sabertooth’s father rolled his eyes, “I respect his mission, not so much how entitled he gets”

Sabertooth feels like she is overhearing some petty work drama, it looks like you can’t escape that no matter the place of work. Although she is the one who loves to start the drama.

Being a stalker is boring, that's why she likes to give herself some entertainment, she has the fighting skills, and she loves the battle, but she hates all the other stuff like the dumb codes of honor. But alchemists don't get much action, not to mention how you can count with your hands those who are skilled fighters, plenty died when Simon was doing his plans, although they mainly relied on special guns or mutations due to their experiments. There was that woman, what was her name? Ariana? Adriana? Whatever, Simon had a fangirl who would follow him around, she was a skilled fighter, and apparently so is this green-haired manlet. People have been singing her praises because of her fighting skills, there is no enemy she can't take out almost instantly, and rarely does she ever get a challenge. Currently, she gets rid of those interfering in the alchemists' plans.

It's odd, she wanted to be an alchemist, she does have an above-average knowledge of the subjects without being one, mainly due to her family. But she was always a fighter, not a researcher, Frederick has commended her for the secret services she provides, she has been doing this way back since Simon took charge (although Simon wouldn't praise anyone not even if his life depended on it) despite being young, although she is the oldest of her gang, being 27.

Perhaps Rusty is the closest one that can match her, but her family must be giving her drugs or something because to this day she can't believe how strong she is, at that age, Sabertooth was breaking all the expensive toys her parents would buy for her.

“What were the two of you talking about?” Sabertooth’s mother was intrigued, “What exactly did he say?”

Since Frederick didn’t like him breaking into his home in the middle of the night before going to bed, so he started shouting at him.

Giangio has a huge grin on his face “He called me a lunatic with mommy issues”

Okay maybe he does have some mommy issues considering he killed his mother, but that just made Frederick even more furious with his response.

“So I said, takes one to know one” Giangio laughed again, and Sabertooth’s mother found it amusing as well so she laughed too.

“It truly was something stupid” Sabertooth’s father didn’t look amused, “It’s true he will probably get over it soon, your help is always valuable, it would be a shame to lose your support fully”

Giangio stopped playing with his hair, according to the investigation he did on his favorite doctor, that comment probably hurt him way more than he let on. Unlike Frederick, he is self-aware about his issues.

“Unfortunately I have to leave” Giangio stood up, saying his goodbyes, and going towards the door, he turned to look at Sabertooth, her finally realizing he knew she was spying on the conversation all along.

Giangio gave her a devious smile, opening the door to leave.

“Chao~” Giangio hummed in a playful tone.

Sabertooth went up to her room, she was bored lying in bed, then she had an idea to have fun, she pulled this stunt once in high school, and she should do it again, so she went to buy some condoms and decided she would put them into one of the other female stalker bags randomly tomorrow, it's going to be fun who gets labeled a slut and has to leave out of shame.

Honestly, she is the best stalker already inside their organization, there is no need to get rid of the competition, this is only for fun. She once heard someone say she has a “superiority complex” It's not a complex if you are better than everyone else already.

Suddenly, her father enters the room, saying how he has been shouting at her to come downstairs.

“Are you ignoring us on purpose? I can't believe you weren't hearing us”

Dammit again with her hearing problem, they don't know that yet, frankly, she doesn't want to end up taking their weird fucked up cures so she lies saying that she took a nap and got too carried away. She should find a cure for herself, she has the skills, the resources, and the medical knowledge.

An experiment sounds fun, she has assisted in some, truly she has the best deal out of this, she can do research and she can show off her fighting skills. She has it all, she is intelligent, beautiful, strong, and wealthy. She has always been the center of attention because she deserves it, people adore her, and better yet they fear her.

—-

“Father welcome home!” Pinocchio had rushed to his father’s side when he arrived, giving him a big hug, “I have two surprises!”

“Two surprises?” Geppetto didn’t know what to expect.

“Look!” Pinocchio grabbed a box, he opened it to show what he worked so hard for.

“Oh, that’s…” Geppetto was surprised, it looked like one of the traditional puppet dogs in miniature, almost the same as the ones he designed, except this one was black because Pinocchio had painted it and it had a bow on its neck, “Very creative!”

Geppetto was impressed, still, he had one question, “Why does it have a drill for a face?”

He knows excavation puppet dogs were made with his base design, it’s just something he didn’t think Pinocchio would know about. His son then explained how he had fought some of them before during the frenzy, which made Geppetto more confused about why Pinocchio would build it like that.

“Behold” Pinocchio looked so proud of him, as the dog was turned on, and when Pinocchio put one of his pencils near it, the dog began to sharpen it with his drill. Now his little dog can always help with his art projects.

Geppetto in return was so proud of his son’s ingenuity.

“This is something I found” Pinocchio then grabbed the folder he had found in the closet his second surprise, showing his father the note that was left behind.

Geppetto saw how it was missing some blueprints, only a small piece of paper left behind.

—--𖦹—--

“Dear Father, I took your notes for something I wanted to make, but I lost the original prints,

You probably don’t need them anyway, but in case you find this before I show you what I’m working on, sorry”

-Love Carlo ♡ (Please don’t get mad)

—--𖦹—--

Geppetto shed a few tears, he wiped them away and smiled.

“Thank you, son” Geppetto played with his son’s hair, “Now, why don’t you tell me how you made this?”

Geppetto misses Carlo, but right now Pinocchio is in front of him, that’s what matters. Besides how can he not be excited to hear how his son built something so special?”

Pinocchio was beaming with joy, he started explaining how he did it, Geppetto listened attentively to his son, they were having a good time, it had been a while since they had a bonding moment like this.

“Do you still hate puppets for mining now?” Geppetto teased his son.

“Yes!” Pinocchio didn’t even hesitate, his doggy wasn’t for that and wasn’t evil, “I almost lost my Legion Arm!”

When Pinocchio returned to Hotel Krat, his Legion Arm was barely hanging by its cables, sparks of electricity coming out of it and his shoulder had been dislocated.

“I remember that” Geppetto was the one to fix Pinocchio after returning, and added a few updates with Quartz that came in handy when he later faced champion Victor.

“I could tell you were angry at me but didn’t want to show it” It was rather cute, Geppetto smiled remembering it.

Pinocchio was looking away the entire time, his face red with frustration and when Geppetto asked what was wrong he said it was nothing in the least convincing way possible.

“I was too polite back then” Pinocchio pouted, “I should have called you out”

“Hey I didn’t build all those puppets” Geppetto was teasing his son, “Your uncle Venigni is also to blame here”

“But you made them evil not him!” Pinocchio was not letting that go, those puppets traumatized him.

“Fine, you are grounded”

“What?!” Oh no, he shouldn't have brought Law 0 again, Pinocchio regretting what he said.

Geppetto pitched Pinocchio’s cheek, “I’m joking, you are a good boy for being so brave”

“Father!” Pinocchio was embarrassed and relieved that his father didn't get mad this time.

Gemini watched from afar their conversation unfolding, the small cricket happy to see father and son have a strong bond. Glad to see them relax after everything they are going through, even if it only lasts for today and they go back to the mess they unfortunately got tangled in.

Everyone does deserve to have some fun, even in the hardest of times.

#lies of p #lop #liesofp #lies of p game #lies of p fanfic #this is in ao3 too #lies of p pinocchio #ao3 link #lies of p geppetto #lies of p oc #lies of p original character #lies of p giangio #lies of p gemini #lies of p fanart

[krankittoeleven]

top ten favorite bands/musicians tag game

Thank you @findusinaweek for the tag. It should be noted that my favorites really do ebb and flow in and out of favor depending on my mood and what's generally going on in my life. This list is in no particular order. I'm not sure if I could ever truly pick a number one favorite.

Puscifer - my super hot take that usually gets me in trouble with certain kinds of music lovers is that Puscifer (and a Perfect Circle) is leaps and bounds better than Tool. Which is not to say that Tool is bad, it's just that I think Maynard's side projects are better. Fight Me. Actually, don't, I have other things I'd rather waste my time on.

PIG - Really, I love anyone that's been a part of KMFDM at one point or another, but Raymond Watts' solo stuff is among my favorites. His music really embodies sex, drugs & rock n roll, uplifts counter culture and points the finger at problematic aspects of government, religion and society. He's also just a really chill dude who is fun to talk to after shows.

Skinny Puppy - Just saw them in concert last night, on their farewell tour. They've provided me with nearly a life time of music. My uncle, who helped raise me, is a huge fan and he played them a lot when I was a kid, which of course led to me listening to them on my own. It's always been our thing to see them live together, no matter where we are, we figure out how to come together to catch them each tour. Glad we could do it one last time.

Pink Floyd - another band that has been providing the backing music to my like like SP. I love that i can find Pink Floyd music to fit just about any mood, but really, my fondest memories of their music is getting stoned and chilling out. xD Saw Roger Waters live a few years ago and I'm glad he still puts on live shows that really embody the essence of Pink Floyd.

Snoop Dog - good music and an amusing dude. Honestly, these days I just really love his middle aged man vibe, and all the silliness with Martha Stewart. But I did grow up in his musical prime and I'm glad I was around the right people at the right time to get into not just Snoop's music, but others in the genre.

Rammstein - I think my favorite thing about Rammstein, aside from their weird, sometimes unnerving, industrial aesthetic, is just that their music has remained consistently good their entire career and that is so hard to do. Like, there isn't an album of theirs I ignore or songs that I skip. Ok, well their is one exception to that and it's Du Hast, but that's because it got sooooo much radio play in the US that I just do not ever need to listen to it again. LOL But other than that, its all pure gold.

Leonard Cohen - I love this man. His music was brutally honest, and really, the world is just a lesser place without him in it. I usually don't get too worked up when famous people die, i think that sucks and feel a little bummed, but when Leonard Cohen died I will admit to feeling something near to destroyed for quiet some time. If you ever think somethings I say or do is referencing Leonard Cohen, I assure you, it is.

KMFDM - One of the ultimate 'rotating roster of musicians' bands that really fueled my teen age and young adult years. I still love them, always will, but I do feel like they were at their best and freshest when different artists were coming and going and contributing to their sound. The music is less unique from album to album now that they have more of a fixed roster.

Low Roar - I had no idea who Low Roar was before I played Death Stranding, so thank you Kojima for dotting the game with their music. Bummer that their lead singer died last year, that's truly unfortunate.

Jazz - yes, I'm just putting the whole genre here because I don't have a particular favorite artist or group. I just like me some good jazz. I played tenor sax for quiet a few years and my inner sax man still lives on inside me.

I will tag @ainulindaelynn @brasideios @akashadarkblade @mini-uzzy @theinkandthesea @liminalspacecowboah @vault-heck @vdk-hellscape and anyone else that wants to!

#music

[fatedwithmbc]

It’s the night before the Unite for Her 5k. I’m “sleeping” at my best friends’ house because it’s close to the race location. The one dog, Dani, was so much calmer with me this time, which was helpful. I was a little nervous how the dog would react to me after our last encounter. The pup is sweet as pie with Elora, but protective and a rescue which is understandable. It just made me a little more nervous than I would have been around just her little old man, Reentu. He’s a cute pup. He even had on a little bow tie- so stinking cute!

Her mom was a total sweetheart and made us a pasta dinner, salad and even sugar cookies for dessert. She’s such a kind woman, and I was thankful of her to take the time to do that for those of us who stayed here this evening. After dinner, we played a meme game and watched Mike and Dave Need A Wedding Date. I think that’s what it was called. It was hilarious. Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Zack Efron and the other guy, who’s also in Workaholics and a million other things were all in it. It was a raunchier version of Wedding Crashers, in my opinion. Not something I would have picked on my own, but I enjoyed it.

To my dismay, it’s supposed to rain all day tomorrow. I feel like what was supposed to be a celebration of my wins this past year is going to be a sad and sorry, soggy affair. Thank you, hurricane season and Hurricane Ophelia. Adam Joseph said inland should be spotty. Fingers crossed!

We were able to pick up shirts and bibs today, so that helped. I also got the extra hoodie I purchased. It’s definitely large on me and I was expecting it to be tight fitting. We stopped at Wawa too. Random insight: I was looking for a Candy Kittens alternative and I think that’s Twizzler’s, NOT Sour Patch Kids Strawberry despite Candy Kittens being Strawberry. Random insight over. I’m not used to having lost weight from when I was on my first line of treatment. But I’ve also regained some weight from being on Abilify since my 10 day hospitalization back in June.

I see my oncologist on Monday. I’ve got notions of traveling to Europe and I’m planning on asking him if I can even think of planning so far ahead in my condition. We’ll see what he says. I always said if I went back to Europe, I’d be going to Poland. Although, there was a trip to Italy that caught my sights as well; but that’s all putting the cart before the horse until I talk to the doctor. And obviously, I’d need travel insurance in case something happens/ed that would prevent me from going.

Back to my thoughts on tomorrow, I’m so appreciative of every donor who helped me reach my top number of $2,000 for fundraising. Additionally, I’m so appreciative of my best friends for braving the weather for me tomorrow to show support and solidarity of my situation. Not many people would do what they are. Why walk in the rain for 3.1 miles for nothing (other than me)?? I’m touched already and we haven’t even done it yet. I’m hoping since we’re more inland, the rain will be more sporadic and spotty and not a complete deluge as the shore is anticipated to get. I did think ahead a bit and ordered us ponchos, but I’m not sure of their quality and how dry they will actually keep us.

I need to sleep, but my mind is racing about tomorrow and I also have a hard time when I’m not at home. I’m still watching (more like listening) to On Patrol Live which is a comfort show. They say if you put on a comfort show it can help you fall asleep. Which I did for about 2 hours before I woke up very warm. I shed a layer and laid down again, but the thoughts keep churning.

I was able to talk my Mom-Mom through the process of getting to Apple TV so she could watch Friday Nighy Baseball (Phillies and Mets). I’m glad she didn’t have to miss the game because I wasn’t around. The Phillies won, thankfully. And the magic number is now 4 for our playoff berth or wildcard spot for the playoff berth. The post season of baseball confuses me. I’m anxious and excited for MNF. The Eagles are playing.

I think I’ve gotten most everything I can off my mind, so I’ll wrap this up. I might even be feeling some effects of sleepiness!

El Fin.

#fated with mbc #confessions of a cancer patient #stage iv deserves more #metastatic breast cancer #stage iv metastatic breast cancer #breast cancer #unite for her

[kendrixtermina]

But what do we MEAN by Feeling, Thinking, etc.

I hadn’t put these on tumblr & it occurred to me that I probably should  

I think a great amount of the confusion regarding enneagram / mbti combos is that they use the rather vague colloquial terms „thinking“ and „feeling“ to mean different things.

„Thinking“ in the mbti is task-oriented reasoning, „feeling“ is reasoning in terms of intentional actors. Indeed a dichotomy between explaining things through either causes or intentions, living or nonliving systems, seems somewhat inbuilt in the human mind, I think there are experiments that show even babies make this distinction.

Obviously, if you are looking at intentional actors (be it yourself or others), it’s natural for emotions to be a part of that reasoning. Intentional actors usually have feelings; Sticks & tools do not.

You might see that people don’t always make a clean split – a surgeon may treat removing an appendix as a task in which the patient is understood object with parts so he can keep a cool head, a poet might say that the leaves are „dancing“ in the wind to evoke feelings in the reader or express how his perception is colored his own.

„Thinking“ in the enneagram centers of intelligence sense is rather explicit, effortful, ‚system 2‘ thought. (regardless of what kind it is: logic, planning, imagining etc.)

General humans avoid doing that cause it burns alot of sugar and less costly processes work just as well, but some avoid it less than others. Or maybe us head types are just touchy little fuckers that have a more exaggerated response to less stimulus.

The upside of this is that it’s flexible & adaptable to tasks that we never encountered in the savannah, and that it can override our intuitions. Also, if you used explict reasoning you can give a reason for why you arrived at the conclusion, change parameters and „rerun the simulation“.

The downside is that it is slow and costs a lotta juice, also, it doesn’t always have an answer if there is not enough data, whereas intuition & association can almost always supply some usable guess.

„explicit thought“ is needed to apply a method that is counter to our intuitions, to consider multiple factors at once, and to doubt (since doubting requires holding two contradictory ideas in your mind) – its probably no coincidence that type 6, the „pure“ thinking type, is also the most doubting.

„feeling“ here means the middle or mammalian brain, the „associative machine“ or „affect heuristic“.

Enthusiasts of cats or dogs more or less know that they have what we would recognize as a „heart“ – the capacity to bond, social emotions shown through complex body language (and unique personality differences related how how they’re expressed), and also, reinforced learning, which is quite relevant when we consider, say, type 3. Feelingsland is the home of motivation.

Another ability of the associative mind is to intuitive translate things to different scales.

If you’re asked to donate money to protect birds from oilspills, most ppl don’t whip out their financial planners, but decide based on how much emotion they feel about those poor, poor seabirds, and then associatively transfer it from hurt feelings to dollars.

This is why most of us can answer questions like „If dave was as tall as he is intelligent how tall would he be“ or why we can understand each other through poetic expressions like „that hurtful statement felt like being stabbed with a knife“ even if none of us have been in a knife fight. Both emotional pain &physical pain are scales.

Likewise when buying a product, most pll don’t go comparing the specs & the evidence for which is best (well… the 6s among us do.) but we go by what feelings & memories we connect with the product & how it fits our idea of ourselves, & may refuse to touch it if it doesn’t.

However, frequent errors in dog training have to do with how dogs can’t „think“, at least not very well – they have rather good associative memories, but they can’t generalize easily. This is why a dog might have to learn to perform a trick in multiple rooms before it gets that the cue always means the same thing, and why its encouraged to use positive reinforcement over punishment cause the dogs may be unable to deduce why they’re being punished, and just associate „you“ with „pain“. Similar caveats apply with small children whose thinking skills arent fully online yet.

That said, I wouldn’t say humans are the only ones capable of „thinking“ – You could make a good case for Crows, Great Apes, Dolphins, Parrots & Elephants, and maybe even Octopi or Bees. Future planning, symbol use, complex problemsolving…

notably, there’s a third category (thought the two systems approach lumps them together), which is intuitive impressions.

The distinguisher here is that it’s somewhat automatic.

If you decided by thinking you can give reasons, if you decided by feeling you can point out your associations, but in the case of a „gut feeling“ decision, you just „see“ it, or „recognize“ or „guess“.

Just as you „see“ the world around you as distinct objects or, unless you’re a grade schooler, can „see“ what a word means without having to go through each individual letter.

That doesn’t mean it’s not sophisticated: Take for instance the example of a doctor who, after a lot of doctoring experience, can recognize some conditions on sight from skin lesions or a characteristic constellation of systems, or an expert chess player who just „sees“ a strong move or that the game will end in three turns.

This also generates impulses, like recoiling when something suddenly comes at you.

So, in terms of functionality, this includes basic survival machinery like spotting snakes or attractive mates, learning by copying or recognizing from experience, and, crucially, spotting what is normal or expected. The intuitive brain has a sort of „autocomplete“ function where it’s always guessing what’s likely to happen next based on everything it’s seen so far in similar places & situations, & is always on the lookout for stuff that is not right or suspicious.

For example, consider a case where a fireman got the sense that something was „off“, ordered his colleagues out of the room, and then minutes later the floor collapsed. He could not say at first what he had noticed, but he trusted it & acted on it straightaway. Only later could he puzzle together that the noise level was wrong & his ears hotter than normal. He didn’t sherlock holmes style logically deduce that the fire had actually started in the basement, but he knew something wasn’t normal.

If this happens again, though, he is likely to recognize it.

Imagine you’re picking clothes.

If you just grab one, that’s going by impression/impulse. (maybe it seemed comfortable, pretty, „looked right“ according to simple criteria, or was simply your first impulse. )

If you pick one that matches your mood, the impression you want to evoke where you’re going, or the feelings, experiences & memories thar you connect with it, that’s association.

If you briefly stand there thinking about which one’s right for the weather, making a political statement, or fitting some theme, that’s explicit thought.

Consider an ISTJ 1, to pick an uncontroversial combo that won’t derail the example into an argument. That would be someone who does a whole lot of „thinking“ in the mbti sense but not so much „thinking“ in the enneagram sense.

He’s evaluating everything by criteria, task oriented criteria, but probably doesn’t often sit there stressing over what the best criteria are, like his hypothetical 6 cousin might. He has some sensory impression of how whatever it is he works with „should“ look & compares against that – is it right, yes or no? If its not, it jumps out at him right away (Si + intuitive spotting of deviations from norm) he puts it right according some some procedure he has previously learned by copying his teacher or gotten from a rule book (though he prolly reads journals related to his job to have the most up to date procedure & constatly improve to fit his high standards), but which, in day to day life, he now mostly just applies meticulously & dilligently with attention to fine physical detail.

If he notices his method doesnt work, he may stop & explicitly think it through, and maybe come up with a better procedure, but mostly what he has active is his intuitive „seeing“ - & where “explicit thinking” is done it may serve as a “water carrier” to his intuitions, to retroactively rationalize his impressions.

If you had some ISFJ 1 instead much of her evaluation would concern the correctness of their social behavior. (intentional actors) – „oh, lisa’s face looked a tic less enthusiastic than how i remember it last time. Did I do a bad job?“

#enneagram #typology

[petfiness]

Pawsitively Healthy: A Comprehensive Guide to Dog Health Fitness

Ensuring the health and fitness of our beloved canine companions is a responsibility that every pet owner should take seriously. From proper nutrition to regular exercise and preventive care, there are numerous factors to consider when it comes to keeping our dogs happy and healthy. In this comprehensive guide, we'll delve deeper into the various aspects of dog health and fitness, providing valuable insights and practical tips to help you maintain your furry friend's well-being.

Understanding Nutritional Needs : Proper nutrition lays the foundation for good health in dogs. As responsible pet owners, it's essential to understand the nutritional needs of our canine companions. Dogs require a balanced diet consisting of protein, carbohydrates, fats, vitamins, and minerals to thrive. Opt for high-quality dog food that is specifically formulated to meet the nutritional requirements of your dog's age, size, and breed. Avoid feeding table scraps or excessive treats, as these can lead to obesity and other health issues. Consult with your veterinarian to determine the best diet plan for your dog and make adjustments as needed.

Importance of Regular Exercise : Regular exercise is vital for maintaining your dog's physical and mental well-being. Daily walks, play sessions, and interactive games not only help to keep your dog physically fit but also provide mental stimulation and prevent boredom. Aim for at least 30 minutes to an hour of exercise each day, depending on your dog's age, breed, and energy level. Consider incorporating activities such as hiking, swimming, or agility training to add variety to your dog's exercise routine. Remember to adjust the intensity and duration of exercise based on your dog's individual needs and abilities.

Preventive Veterinary Care : Routine veterinary care is essential for preventing and detecting health issues in dogs. Schedule regular wellness exams with your veterinarian to assess your dog's overall health and address any concerns. Keep up with vaccinations, parasite prevention, and dental care to protect your dog from common illnesses and maintain optimal health. Additionally, be vigilant for any signs of illness or changes in behavior, as early detection is key to successful treatment. Establishing a strong relationship with your veterinarian ensures that your dog receives the best possible care throughout their life.

Mental Stimulation and Enrichment : In addition to physical exercise, mental stimulation is crucial for keeping your dog's mind sharp and engaged. Provide your dog with plenty of opportunities for enrichment, such as puzzle toys, interactive games, and training sessions. Engage in activities that tap into your dog's natural instincts and behaviors, such as scent work, agility, or obedience training. Rotate toys regularly to keep your dog's interest piqued and prevent boredom. A mentally stimulated dog is not only happier but also less likely to develop behavioral issues such as excessive barking or destructive chewing.

Monitoring and Adjusting for Individual Needs : Every dog is unique, with their own set of health requirements and preferences. Pay close attention to your dog's individual needs and adjust their care regimen accordingly. Monitor their weight, body condition, and energy levels regularly, and consult with your veterinarian if you notice any changes or concerns. By staying proactive and responsive to your dog's needs, you can ensure that they live a long, healthy, and fulfilling life by your side.

Conclusion : Maintaining the health and fitness of your dog requires dedication, commitment, and love. By providing a balanced diet, regular exercise, preventive veterinary care, and mental stimulation, you can help your furry friend thrive. Remember to tailor your approach to meet your dog's individual needs and consult with professionals as needed. Together, we can ensure that every dog enjoys a happy and healthy life.

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[libidomechanica]

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[thestinkydog]

Why The Stinky Dog Is Your Top Choice for Canine Fashion

Dressing up your pooch is no longer a simple trend, it has become a way to express your dog’s personality and style. With the rise in online dog accessory stores, finding the right look for your dog is just a click away. Among these, Thestinkydog.co.uk stands out as a prime choice for canine fashion. The Stinky Dog is a unique blend of style, comfort, convenience, and a commitment to eco-friendly products.

Embracing Pet Individuality Through Accessories

At The Stinky Dog, we are all about celebrating the unique character of each pet. Our vast collection of dog accessories allows you to find items that truly encapsulate your dog's individual spirit and style. Whether your furry friend is energetic and playful, or calm and dignified, we have accessories that can capture their essence. Think vibrant bandanas for the lively, spirited dog or elegant bow ties for the sophisticated canine.

Every accessory at The Stinky Dog is designed with care and precision. Our passion for pets shines through in each product, assuring that your dog not only looks fantastic, but also feels comfortable and content. The love we put into our work guarantees that your dog will sport a unique look that perfectly matches their personality.

Every pet is different, and they all deserve to express their individuality in their own way. With our wide assortment of dog accessories, finding a style that suits your pet has never been easier. With The Stinky Dog, your pet can strut their stuff in style, showcasing their one-of-a-kind personality to the world.

A Blend of Comfort and Style

Here at The Stinky Dog, we take pride in merging comfort and style seamlessly. We fully comprehend that your canine companion's comfort is just as crucial as their aesthetics. That's why we've put immense thought into crafting accessories that don't merely look good, but also feel great on your pet. Our selection of dog accessories has been fashioned from premium materials that guarantee durability, comfort and style.

Take our trendy harnesses and collars for instance - they are the embodiment of our commitment to combining elegance with comfort. Crafted with great attention to detail, these accessories are designed to be easy to wear and adjust. This ensures your dog feels at ease while looking fabulous.

From vibrant colours to understated chic, our range caters to all tastes. However, we ensure that style never comes at the expense of your dog's comfort. Our accessories are not just about being visually appealing, they also promise a comfortable fit that respects your pet's needs and allows them to move freely and confidently.

So, when you shop with The Stinky Dog, you can trust that you're choosing accessories that are the perfect marriage of comfort and style. It’s all about allowing your four-legged friends to look their best, without compromising on their well-being. After all, a happy dog is a stylish dog!

An Online Store Tailored for Convenience

At The Stinky Dog, we believe that shopping for your beloved pooch should be a delightful, uncomplicated affair. We've tailored our online store to create a seamless, effortless shopping experience that complements your busy schedule. With a user-friendly interface, our website lets you browse through our broad range of dog accessories with ease, allowing you to find the ideal match for your pet's personality in no time.

Be it a vibrant bandana or a classy collar, each product is accompanied by detailed descriptions and clear, high-quality images. This enables you to make informed decisions and choose accessories that not only look good but also meet your pet's comfort needs. What's more, our filter options allow you to streamline your search based on your dog’s size, preferred style, or accessory type.

And once you've picked the perfect fashion statement for your canine companion, you can place your order with a few quick clicks. Our swift, reliable delivery service will then ensure that your chosen items reach your doorstep promptly, allowing your dog to flaunt their new look in no time.

So, at The Stinky Dog, shopping is not merely about buying; it's an enjoyable journey, designed to offer you utmost convenience at every step. So why wait? Dive into our world of dog accessories and discover the perfect blend of style, comfort, and convenience. Happy shopping!

Responsible and Eco-Friendly Choices

At The Stinky Dog, we're not just passionate about pets; we care deeply about our planet too. Recognising our responsibility to contribute to a healthier, greener future, we’ve carefully chosen to feature numerous accessories that are made from eco-conscious materials. That means, when you choose us, you're opting for a fashion choice that's not only fabulous for your furry friend but also friendly to the environment.

Our products are testament to the fact that style and sustainability can go hand in hand. Many of our delightful dog accessories are crafted using materials that are gentle on the Earth, offering you a way to pamper your pet while taking a stand for the planet. In this era of conscious consumerism, it’s comforting to know that your dog’s fashion choices can make a positive impact on the environment.

And that's not all. We also endeavour to minimise our carbon pawprint through our packaging. Designed to be as light and minimal as possible, we've made sure our packaging is recyclable. So, whether you're buying a flashy new collar or a chic bandana, you can feel good knowing that the packaging it comes in won’t contribute to unnecessary waste. It’s all part of our ongoing commitment to eco-friendliness, and our pledge to put the planet first, without compromising on style or quality.

When you choose The Stinky Dog, you’re not just spoiling your pet, you're also supporting a company that’s dedicated to sustainable practices. So, go on, indulge in our range of exquisite dog accessories, knowing you’re making a positive impact. With every purchase, you're not only expressing your dog’s unique style, but you're also casting a vote for a greener, healthier Earth. And that’s a style statement we can all feel proud of.

The Stinky Dog Community

Joining The Stinky Dog doesn't just mean acquiring great accessories for your canine friend; it means becoming a part of a community where dog lovers thrive. We greatly value the camaraderie of our customers and cherish the joy our products bring to their lives and the lives of their pets. We invite and urge all of our patrons to share their pups' latest fashion ventures on our social media platforms. Our followers enjoy seeing how your dogs are styling our products, and it also offers a fantastic opportunity for you to connect with other like-minded dog owners.

Additionally, we're passionate about providing more than just high-quality products. We also want to be your go-to source for all things canine-related. We regularly populate our blog with a variety of entertaining and educational posts. From tips on grooming and nutrition to the latest pet fashion trends, we strive to keep our community updated, informed, and engaged. We believe that knowledge sharing is a powerful tool that can help our customers in making their dogs' lives healthier, happier, and more fashionable.

So, when you choose The Stinky Dog, you're not just making a shopping decision. You're entering a welcoming community, bound by a shared love for dogs and their fashion. A community where you can engage with other dog owners, share your experiences, and even gather some valuable tips and tricks. So, come on over and join us in celebrating our love for dogs and their unique style! Welcome to The Online Dog Accessories!

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[jessicafayre6]

Why Should You Purchase High-Quality Bird Toys?

Like a good proportion of Australians, you probably want to own a pet and turn your home into a friendly environment for your silent but affectionate pal. But sadly, most of us lead complicated lives that don't allow us to care for our pets properly. Want to enjoy the presence of a silent companion? In that case, a pet bird could be the solution. Unlike cats and dogs, birds require less intensive maintenance, are cheaper to own, and are perfect for allergy sufferers. When adequately trained, birds do not require much space. They are quiet and friendly animals that can fit into any family. Moreover, they are also loyal and form life-long connections with their carriers.

Birds are also brilliant animals. The intelligence of a parrot is equivalent to that of a five-year-old child. In addition, as a party trick, some birds, like Cockatoos, can imitate human sounds and tell you when they are happy or hungry. Do they understand what they're saying? Probably not. But they are nevertheless far easier to figure out than cats or hamsters. Pet birds come in various colours, sizes and nutritional preferences. And in Australia, the variety of bird species you can buy is impressive.

Do you want an easy-care pet? Then you might want to consider Cockatiels. Are you interested in a nectarivore? If so, Lorikeets should be an option. Birds have unique personalities, are perfect for families with young children, and can quickly adapt to living with other pets. But although they are easier to care for than other animals, birds need specialised pet supplies and products to develop healthily. From bird toys to cages and treats, the well-being of your feathered friend will depend on the time and effort you put into researching the best products for his growth.

What Kind of Bird Toys Can You Purchase?

Australians love birds. In fact, we have the fourth-largest number of pet birds on the planet. This translates into a well-developed bird supplies and accessories industry, allowing you to find any toy suitable for your pet. What toys are appropriate for your bird? For one thing, you could focus on chew toys created from safe materials that can positively affect the health of your companion's beak. Another option could be purchasing foraging toys that encourage your pet to search for their meal, like in the wild.

Do you want your little bird to be more active? If so, you can buy him a bird swing, which will distract him from external factors, or get him some bells or other sound-making toys to give him the stimulation needed for proper behavioural development. Are you the owner of a bird that is known for its ingenuity? Then, you could buy high-quality puzzle bird toys containing hidden compartments for placing bird treats. Simultaneously, a good idea would be to purchase shredding materials that birds can use for long-term entertainment. Toys for birds are cheaper than those for dogs or cats. And on the whole, their variety is impressive.

What Are the Advantages of High-Quality Toys?

Birds are long-living animals, with Cockatoos, for example, sometimes surpassing one hundred years old. But birds need stimulation to make their existence long and productive. Birds are intelligent, but social factors are significant to their development. Because they are not in their natural environment, birds need to be stimulated by problem-solving toys to avoid boredom and associated behavioural issues. Is your bird noisy, clucking, and refusing to eat? Then, they may not receive adequate stimulation, and you need to invest in toys that encourage engagement.

Bird toys are also essential for the physical health of our winged friends. Perches, swings or rolling balls can encourage movement and allow you to interact directly with your pet. Because they are social animals, birds should never be left alone and must be accompanied by a companion. But even this may sometimes not be enough. Do you want your feathered friend to feel at home? Then, a mirror placed in the cage might make him feel more comfortable and prevent unwanted behaviour. High-quality toys encourage physical and intellectual activity, prevent feather plucking, can make your bird happier, and improve their connection with handlers.

What Other Accessories Should You Consider?

Obviously, any bird owner should invest in cages that are the right size for their companion. A high-quality cage should be spacious enough for your bird to feel comfortable and move around but also small enough to be portable. In addition to the cage, you will also need to purchase perches made of natural materials, like softwood, and water and food dishes, which will enable your pet to be well-fed and hydrated. The last point is especially important, as birds, especially nectarivores, can suffer from dehydration and develop kidney problems without a constant water source.

Does your bird get easily spooked by external elements? Then, you could invest in a high-quality cage cover. Is your room quite dark? In that case, you should purchase low-intensity UV lights. And if you want to take your bird for a walk, as you would a dog, a bird harness would be an ideal accessory. Are you a person who travels often for personal purposes? If so, consider purchasing a bird travel case. Moreover, buying premium bird food and treats that meet your companion's daily nutritional needs will be essential.

Birds Are the Ideal Pets

Is your job demanding, and don't have the free time necessary to care for an active pet like a dog or a cat? Then, you might consider buying a pet bird. When properly socialised, birds are intelligent, affectionate and clean animals that can fit perfectly into any family and involve significantly less expenses than other types of pets. Birds are long-living, funny, trainable, require no exceptional investment, and the accessories necessary for their well-being can be purchased from most local pet shops.

What are these accessories? For one, your bird will need quality food, treats and shelter. Afterwards, you'll need to invest in quality bird toys that provide the physical and mental stimulation it needs. Birds are social and are best surrounded by members of the same species in an environment that provides enough stimulation to keep them from becoming bored. An inactive bird will develop destructive tendencies and become aggressive towards its handlers. Given that they can live well into their 70s, the lifestyle of your feathered friend must be active. And in this regard, acquiring toys should be on every responsible pet owner's list.