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sneezykinkythoughts · 3 months

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Cw: snot

Here's a close up of my nose being induced because I was itchy

Please excuse my crusty nose, the skin is shedding because of the cold weather and the fact that I blow my nose frequently

I like how my nostrils react to the stimulation :)

#snez #snezblr #snz #snzblr #sneeze kink #snz kink #snzfucker #sneeze #sneezestory #nose #flaring nostrils #nostrils #wet sneeze #snot #snotty #snotty sneeze

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dampsleeves · 10 months

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why do you, as a man, have such an itchy, trembling, nose? what's with those desperate little gasps of air? why are those pinkened nostrils flaring & glistening with moisture? you need to sneeze? you do, don't you?

whore.

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worstloki · 7 days

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Thor should be prone to colds and have no ability to keep himself dry when he causes a storm.

#HE’LL FIGHT!!!! (and start sneezing once the battle is over)#Loki carrying extra towel cloths to dry Thor’s hair #because Thor is able to chase storms and yell and jump around but he can’t control much beyond a little wind and sometimes lightning timing #which means Thor goes through gruesome bloody battle and comes out of it with mud all over and his hair sopping wet #and everyone knows he’s going to be sick the next day #but they still may as well dry his hair and try to warm him up hoping it’ll stave the worst of it off #give Thor low immunity woes from constantly getting sick from the rain #his own powers are doing him in one runny nose and fever at a time #Loki and Thor share a blanket after because it’s warmer than separating #Thor loves it even though he starts feeling unwell the hours after the grand fights

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unovaslankiite · 2 months

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Re:Zero fans, pls accept my humbling offerings of our sopping wet kitten Subaru and some crumbs of ReinSuba 🥺

#art sneeze #re:zero #rezero #natsuki subaru #reinhard van astrea #reinsuba #bro I’m so feral about reinsuba it’s not even funny #doomed by the narrative yaoi goes crazy hard and like #these two sad pathetic wet paper bags can find solace in one another #also no arc 5 spoilers please!! It’s been a while since I read #and I’m waiting for the anime to drop to see these two again 🥺#begging for the reinsuba crumbs bros….#please please please reblog and infodump to me about your reinsuba #headcanons like oh my god #I’m feral I need more of them

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bumblingbabooshka · 8 months

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I don’t typically like when star trek characters reference legacy characters just to talk about how great and perfect they are but I do like this route where even though Tuvok calls him a great visionary in the end he brings Spock up to say he argued with him. I think this is the way of the future. Lean in. Star Trek characters should say things like ‘An old man cut me off in space traffic the other day. I think it was McCoy?’ and another should nod and shake their head like he’s always doing that shit

#'I met Jonathan Archer and he smelled like wet dog?? Seemed nice though.' <- more stories like this #Also since Janeway idolizes ppl like Sulu I want her to occasionally bug Tuvok for more stories about working with him after she finds out #that they were alive at the same time on the same ship and have Tuvok begrudgingly tell her I don't know...we didn't talk much and I was #busy at the time...one time Kirk sneezed on the bridge. It was quite loud.#<- what he doesn't say is that Tuvok had a handkerchief but did NOT give it to Kirk bc he was concerned about being called a suckup again #Tuvok what do you MEAN you 'spoke out against [it]'??? You aren't a politician??? HEHEHE did you write an open letter???#Tuvok old man moments...Tuvok's children cringing: dad please DON'T bring up your initial opposition to the Klingon-Federation alliance #Tuvok's low estimation of Klingons...B'Elanna..you sit back. I'LL get him!!!!!#I mean everyone in star trek ever like every non klingon character has a low estimation of Klingons for Some Reason*#*You Know.#but I'm a Tuvok girlie so it's my job to rake him across the coals for it from time to time v_v #-sniffs and salutes- gotta kill that old man for my babygirl -fires a cartoon canon at him and he flies into the sky and becomes a star-#love you Tuvok <3 #Tom I smashed with a mallet #cartoonishly large for whimsy but just overall more gruesome

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stinkywrinkles · 4 months

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I'm not allowed to read in bed in the mornings; if my eyes are open sorry but it's ROXY TIME and the staring/whining will not stop until I get up

#december 2023 #roxy #GOOD MORNING #time to love and cherish meeee #or face the consequences!!! (wet sneezes)

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mimikusu · 6 months

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Something else I'm very soft for:

As they're getting over their cold, feeling much better already and well enough to be out and about:

"hH... Hah! ... heEh'zshhAHHh! ... ...! Ugh! I'm so fed up with this! That better be the last one!"

#maybe they're with a friend for a nice walk in the autumn sun #the air still warm but the wind being a bit chilly #telling tales of the cold days to come #the exact weather where you can easily catch a chill from being dressed a bit too lightly #giving the sun a bit too much credit #as it's shining through yellow leaves #and the kind of wet heavy mist that isn't rain #but leaves a layer of sticky wetness to your cloths and skin #and they're good almost healthy again #but the cold wind is taking a toll on their sensitive nose #making them sneeze suddenly and unexpectedly #and they groan heavily #hunched over ever so slightly #their friend turning around to face them as they had to stop walking for a second #to not stumble over their own feet

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miffyangel · 1 month

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i wish i was sleeping as good as he is :/

#look at him !!!! sleeping peacefully like he didnt wake up me #wake me up***#he stuck his little wet cold nose in my ear then SNEEZED #bestie why!!!!!!!!!

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sneezarify · 10 months

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Have I lost it or is the word “sinuses” sexy as HELL?

used in a snz context of course.

“my sinuses are all messed up”

#Oh yeah and now my pussy is all wet #Fuuuuck me #snz thoughts #snzfucker #sneeze kink #snzblr #snz fet #snz kink #sinuses #sinus chat #I guess to me it signifies how much of a bigger problem your allergies are causing #It’s wrecking you and your whole nasal passage #You poor thing

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clovesnz · 1 year

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Yo sometimes I just really want snz wavs/vids of like some really big, exaggerated, screaming sneezes - basically the equivalent of an all caps, multiple-line-stretching, exclamation-pointed “atchoo” in a fic - but it’s kinda hard to find 😔Like pls lord just gimme someone who will literally yell and knock themselves over when they sneeze is that too much to ask

#other times I want tiny quiet rapid fire fits or wet squelching snotty fits #but today? no. screm snez #honestly my preferences are so temperamental #snz #snzblr #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snz thoughts #snz things

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dampsleeves · 3 months

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ok don't boo me but i'm rly obsessed with arrogant, self-centered, snz. Hell, a synonym of arrogant is literally "snotty," (though yes I do know it doesn't hold the same meaning as the "snotty" I'm referring to lmao)

hear me out hear me out, like... sumn about, like...

someone who's sick and does not care whether or not they infect you. maybe they even wanna infect you. like, sometimes it's intentional - sneezing down on you while you're caring for them & applying vicks to their feet, because it's amusing to them to watch you squirm - and sometimes it's unintentional - just sneezing openly & not bothering to cover because, "Why should I?" And, "You're fine."

or maybe someone who's allergic to something - say, flowers maybe - and decides that the flowers are going in the trash. all because they're an inconvenience to them and their sinuses.

basically someone who doesn't care who or what they have to step on in order to take care of their nose's needs, because they're always more important. (*cough* in g/t snzarios the "step on" bit could be taken literally)

on paper, of course. on paper. in real life, someone like this can go straight to hell, but on paper, they can **** *** **** *** ** me, fr fr. Idk. Surely I can't be the only one like this... right?

#snzblr #snz #if this flops take me to the woods and put me down #snz kink #sneezeblr #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snz thoughts #snz fet #spiidervent #wet just thinking ab it

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pixelatedraindrops · 6 months

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Another RainCode edit comic thing.

TW // Sneezing/Snz 🤧💦

(idk if its a trigger for people, but just in case you're not into that)

Also just to be safe:

PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG TO NON SNZ BLOGS

Yuma catches a nasty cold 🤧💦

I've given this boy enough fevers. (well he still has one but that's not the MAIN issue here) Made a small lazy edit comic outta my most recent sprite edits. (also my very poor attempt to make him look wet from the rain by darkening his hair and clothes and adding some...well very poorly drawn water droplets x-x)

After entering the base and removing his raincoat, the small soaked detective lets out a loud and wet sneeze. The city's gloomy rain really did a number on him due to the rotten luck of him losing his hat, resulting in the rain downpouring onto him. He ends up with an awful cold by the time he returns to base, his nose running, bright red and stuffed to the point that his voice becomes nasally. (as I said before, kanai ward rain probably gives people much harsher colds)

Yakou really has his work cut out for him looking after this sopping wet tissue of a trainee💦 But he's happy to do it. Its his job as chief to look after those in his agency. The sub will eventually be littered in tissues... ;w; (and everyone else in the agency will have to wear a mask when inside.)

I LIKE HOW I SAID IM NOT THAT INTO SNZ BUT I WANTED TO TRY MY HAND AT EDITING IT ANYWAY...

Man idk, after reading more sicknario prompts here, I suddenly wanted to see him all messed up being all wet from both the rain AND a drippy cold at the same time at least once… x’D The absolute WETTEST of wetcats. poor baby ;-; literal wet tissue

(not even my first time experimenting w snz, I kinda made another one here months ago)

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ojirocardigansniper · 5 months

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im on that sneeze grind. sinus mucus mindset. can't hear the haters cus my ears blocked up. my drip? post-nasal. packing fat stacks of tissues. im droppin coughs like ricola. the common cold nothing im pulling legendaries. im selling em on steam

#chat #i jus tsneezed so wet my fucking sleeve got damp and i got possessed . by On My Sneeze Grind. if i dracula flow can i make this dracula GO

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failfemme · 8 months

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it is so funny how pathetic i get whenever i get an acute illness considering how blasé i am about serious chronic illness stuff

#be very very nice to me i am just a sad wet sneeze of a man

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shironezuninja · 11 months

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My morality is clashing against my subconscious fangirl as I post these Stills/screenshots. I was never the kind of teenage girl who had silly crushes on actual actors. Despite my autism causing me to be completely shy [with averted eye contact] towards people, my animated loving brain was more excited about voice actors while comic book movie adaptations took a backseat.

5 years older than me, and Andrew worshipped Tobey more than I ever did during the 2000’s. How does being 18 years old in 2002 count as being part of his childhood? *insert curious tone here*

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