#when he when he when when when he wheeeeeeen

[jrockmania]

Images that will make you feel powerful emotions 😮‍💨

#xaaxaa #ザアザア #xaaxaa kazuki #一葵 #when he when he when when when he wheeeeeeen #I feel like if I hugged him I would be healed #also I’m surprised that he dresses nice??? #most men dress like shit #I mean I do and I’m not a man but still #btw can I borrow that sweater👀

[dindjarindiaries]

Din tackling the droid through the window… if you’ll excuse me

#when he… when he… wheeeeeeen #din djarin #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers

[acourtofthought]

I soo want Eluciens book to be next. I’m just more interested in Elain’s pov than Az’s. When Sarah? Wheeeeeeen 😭

I agree with this. I LOVED Rhys and Feyre's story. And while Cassian and Nesta's wasn't my favorite, I really enjoyed getting glimpses at what all the other characters were up to. But...I have to admit I have the tiniest bit of NC burnout going on. Prythian is this massive place yet their world is starting to feel a bit small. And females training to be warriors is great but we had it in Feyre's story, we had it in Nesta's and if Gwyn's book is next we'll have more of it there (probably not to the extent we had with Nesta but it will still play a role). And honestly? Az isn't high up there for me at the moment. I do really like his character but his behavior towards Elain is concerning and reminds me too much of the red flags Tamlin had with Feyre. Not that she'd ever write Azriel to be like Tamlin but I can't deny there are similarities that stand out to me. I think it would be beneficial for Az to stop obsessing over females for an entire book (it would be the first time in 500 years), and to get his head on straight so he can be the person Gwyn deserves. Even a year between books isn't all that much when you consider how long it's actually been that he's had himself convinced he needed to be with someone. I LOVE that Elucien would be a chance to step away from the NC and the IC for a bit. To give the sidelined other characters a chance to take center stage (Jurian, Vassa, Lucien, Elain, even to resolve the Tamlin stuff so he can stop being constantly mentioned). We'd have more of the Spring Court, the chance for more of the Day Court and Helion, even some Autumn because of Eris and the LOA. To finally move away from the narrative that "Elain needs protected" and "we like Elain well enough but....". It feels like it's time for her to finally prove herself (Lucien too). Not only is their story one I'm extremely excited for but it would be a nice palate cleanser for when it was time to return to the NC.

#pro elucien #elucien #acotar 5 #acotar series #anti e/riel

[edwardshundredyearoldspunk]

the chaos walking movie seems to have been pushed back to 2020 which makes my soul scream?

#chaos walking #the knife of never letting go #when?? will?? i be able to see todd hewitt onscreen???? #he's literally the only literary character I've ever had a crush on #(even though he's like 14 #chill i had a crush on him when i was like 16 and even then i felt odd about it) #anyways wheeeeeeen will i be able to see todd and viola #i want the movie to come out so the fandom grows!!! because it's really small right now and i need someone to talk about it with

[im-happy-at-home]

So I just found out that it was recently the anniversary of the release of the masterpiece that is A Day at the Races and so I wanted to share a rant I wrote in the middle of the night, sleep deprived listening to the album. A fair warning: I am incredibly enthusiastic and easy to rile up when I’m tired, plus spelling will probably wrong, as well as grammar. So anyways here is me making a fool of myself on the internet. Notice I get louder and louder as time progresses. 

Anyways, enjoy!

A Day at the Races is so good that my brain cannot compute.

Tie your mother down, with that gong opening and guitar solo is like the beginning of an epic movie or something.

You take my breath away? Eerily beautiful and sad. “I get ever so lonely from time to time” stood out to me so much and omg I cry 

Long Away? Is like? Such an Underrated song? I felt like I was leaving home or something and about to go away on a long journey, both excited about where I’m headed yet sad to leave behind everything. But then it’s also like I’m stuck in a place on my way somewhere longing to get where I wanna be but also go back to where I came from? I’m here, somewhere in between? Nowhere to go? How could a 3 minute 30 second song do this to me???? BRIAN HAROLD WILLAM MAY YOU ARE A GENIUS (author’s note: I don’t think that’s his real full name)

Don’t get me fricking started on Millionaire Waltz. It’s fricking beautiful when the opening has Freddie’s piano playing in one ear and John’s bass playing in the other, then they slowly merge together with the opening lyrics? And like that says a lot about their friendship?? Freddie’s bouncy and flowery and energetic piano and Deaky’s chill but complex bass riff?? Merging together in perfect harmony???? Also Freddie is at his peak here I swear. 

“Do you reMEEEEEEEmmmber?” YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE 

“Coooome baaaack toooooo MEEEEEEE” YOURE DOING EVEN BETTER SWEETIE 

BRIAN LEGIT SNAPPED WHEN HE MADE THIS GUITAR SOLO ITS AMAZING!!! AND ROGERS DRUMMING CHANGES THE WHOLE TONE TOTALLY AND ARGWJQKSOSOEKEJSJ then the fricking WALTZ WITH THE MULTIPLE GUITARS AND RICH BASS AND BOUNCING PIANO KEYS AND THE CYMBAAALS the it slows down with Freddie and his voice and tHEN IT GETS THE FUCK BACK UP IM TIRED OF CENSORING MYSELF THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL TRACK THE HARMONIES ARE MY SEXUALITY I SWEAR I FEEEL LIKEEE A MILLIOOOONAAAIRE 

You and I is a BOP! John really has a way with songs that get stuck in your head for fuckING DAYS “JUST YOOOUUU AND IIII LAUGHTER RINGING IN THE DARKNESS PEOPLE DRINKING TO DAYS GOOONEE BYYYYY” im soft i want a love like this OH GOD THE FEELS

Also, “You know I could never see the futile, you know I could never see where life is leading me, but will we be toGETHER FOREEEVER?” “i don’t know” is such a MOOD. Deaky marry me I love you I wanna be your best friend. 

Then the masterpiece that is SOMEBODY TO LOVE is on next. Of COURSE it is. From one FUCKING banger to the next. Do I even need to emphasize how much I fucking love this song????? The HARMONIES, the PIANO, the BASS, GUITAR SOLO, the CYMBALS, the “SOOOOoooommBOOOOddyyy to LOOOooooOoOoVe,” the Roger SCREECH, then, THEN......

“find me somebody to LOOOVE, find me somebody to LOOOOVVEEE, find me somebody to LOOOOOVE, FIND ME SOMEBODY TO LOOOOVE, SOMEBODY SOMEBODY SOMEBODY SOMEBODY” 

“can annyYBOODDYY FIND MEEEE”

“somebody TOoooooOoooOOOO...”

“LooOOOOOOOoooOoooooVEEEEEEEE”

I fucking love this song. 

Alright here we go with White Man. I have actually never heard this song. Brian’s guitar is killing here. WOAH THE DRUM JUST JUMPING IN ON ME LIKE THAT IM SHIVERING I LEGIT GOT CHILLS OH MY THE DRUMS BANgING IN THEBACKGROUND THE GUITAR RIGHT IN MY EAR THE BASS IS TIGHT FREDDIE IS IN PRIME ROCK AND ROLL MODE HERE and boy this song got too real too fast and I am LIVING FOR IT YOURE KILLING IT BOYS THIS IS A BANGER “WHITE MAN WHITE MAN WHITE MAN WHITE MAN” SMASH THOSE CYMBALSSSSS ROGER YAS Freddie you’re voice and Brian’s guitar is just...music to my ears hehehehe lame joke. BOOM that drum ending though WOOH what a rush

YAAAAAS GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY “I CAN SERENADE AND GENTLY PLAY ON YOUR HEARTSTRINGS BE A VALENTINO JUST FOR YOUUUUU”

“oooooh LOVE oooooh LOVER BooooOOOOY WHAT YOU DOING TONIGHT hEy BoY” 

This song is amazingggggg every single member is able to shine here. Piano, drums, guitar, bass, and all those extra quirks make this song this is so underrated UGH

“Wheeeeeeen I’m nooottt WiiThhhh YOooUuuu THINK OF ME ALWAYS love youuu LOVE YOUuuuuuu”

BEST SONG EVER UGH WHAT AN UNDERRATED BOP 

Drowse. What. A. Song. Roger has never sounded better in my opinion. I can totally get lost in his voice and the instrumentals in the back. Wow. I just feel so at peace

“It’s a fantastic drowse of the afternoooooon suuuuundays” awww yes life makes sense now

“IT AINT EASY FOR A SMALL TIME BOY IT AINT EASY AT ALL” awww Rog my baby

“THINKING IT RIGHT, DOING IT WRONG” roG ME TOO ME TOO I WANNA GIVE YOU A HUG

I think this is one of my favorite songs. With the quiet chatter as the song fades.....what a chaotic yet serene song I just cannot Roger Taylor you are so much more than a car fucker I’m sorry if I ever doubted you THE WORLD IS BLESSED TO HAVE YOU

Awww the final song. What is this? Teo Torriate? This keyboard is sick! 

Oooh my god Freddie!!! “When I’m goooone no need to wonder if I ever think of yoooooouuu” I ALWAYS THINK OF YOU FREDDIE 

Wow this song is —

I had to stop for a while and really listen to the song as a whole. This song is amazing, especially with the references Freddie makes about how when he’s gone, not to forget him and the lessons we have learned. The final part where it seems like a whole crowd is singing along is like for me as if the whole world is singing along and continuing the legacy of Queen. Plus I’m listening to this at midnight dead tired and hearing Freddie say “Close your pretty eyes and be with me” or something along those lines was an almost spiritual experience.This is such a powerful song it’s like Freddie’s singing about not being sad that he is gone and instead celebrate what we’ve gone through together. “Let the candle always burn, let us never loose the lessons we have learned.” I’m not crying my eyes are just sweating. 

Wow. I’m done. I’ve listened to the whole of A Day at the Races. Wow. I just can’t believe how this album isn’t as well known as some of their others. There’s a track for literally everybody, and a lot of these songs have such deep and meaningful lyrics and melodies. I have just reached another level of peace and enlightenment after this album. Queen, you make living life so much better. If this isn’t Queen at their best then I don’t know if I can handle them at their best.

So here’s the end of my sleep deprived rant. I’m sorry if it’s so long, I guess I’m just really passionate at 1 am. If you guys want me to pull another allnighter, let me know what album I should do next. Thanks guys!

I sounded so high and drunk at the same time. Gawd. High on Queen I guess.

#sleep deprived queen listening party #im so tired but it was worth it #queen #queen band #freddie mercury #brian may #john deacon #roger taylor #a day at the races #bohemian rhapsody #bohemian rhapsody movie #deaky #deacy

[verdigrisprowl]

Dec 4 Dancitron Movie Night - Power Rangers (2017)

According to Prowl, the blue ranger is the only important part of the movie.

Swoop 7:58 pm *toddles in, lets out a BIIIIIIIIG yawn and streeeeeeeeeeeeetches* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm *Soundwave waves while moving the seats. He's late today and he has several dozen scratches up both flats of one arm and its matching side. Only one of the twins is here. Do the math.* Swoop 8:00 pm Bird? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:00 pm [[In a while.]] Swoop 8:00 pm : < *lays SO SADLY in front of one of the sofas* *look how sad he is* *look* FakeProwl 8:02 pm *oh, lovely, Swoop is quiet today.* *greeting/permission ping, sits, slumps.* Swoop 8:03 pm Soundwave Soundwave ItsyBitsySpyers 8:03 pm [[What.]] Swoop 8:04 pm When Bird? : < Bevel 8:04 pm Hey! *trundles in and goes to sit down* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm *Soundwave pings Prowl hello, notes the slump - still not sleeping, his fault, light burn of guilt - and nudges a wordless sense of affection and concern his way.*

[[Greetings, Bevel. Later, Swoop.]] Swoop 8:05 pm Later wheeeeeeen? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm [[He does not know. When she feels like making an appearance.]] Swoop 8:06 pm You Soundwave tell Her Bird Me Swoop am here now. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:06 pm [[She knows.]] Swoop 8:06 pm You sure? : < ItsyBitsySpyers 8:07 pm [[He is speaking to her right now.]] Swoop 8:07 pm :V Bevel 8:07 pm Are you ok, Prowl? *they've had like two conversations this means they're friends or something* Swoop 8:07 pm Say HI Hi to BIRD FakeProwl 8:07 pm *leans on Soundwave and returns an affection ping.* FakeProwl 8:08 pm ... Why? *Prowl's friendship criteria are much more stringent.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm ((...i've never seen the video for this before wow))

*Leans in as well. If Prowl doesn't want to respond to the concern, he won't push it. But he'll still have it.* Tarantulas 8:09 pm (( i had no idea this existed, magical Swoop 8:09 pm *sad kicky feet* *pushes a chair over, clearly this chair is at fault and now it's dead* Bevel 8:10 pm *shrugs* You are all slouchy. Tarantulas 8:11 pm *tarantulas comes in and sees a sad swoop. hhh. hopefully he's sad enough that he won't see a giant spider mech skirting the edge of the room* FakeProwl 8:11 pm ... *sits up straighter and resumes leaning on Soundwave* Swoop 8:12 pm *totally sees the giant spider mech and sad rolls closer, limbs everywhere* Twincast 8:12 pm *slides in and settles somewhere unoccupied* Bevel 8:13 pm *she senses a brush off and that's ok* Tarantulas 8:14 pm ....Yes, Swoop? Swoop 8:15 pm Her Bird not here : < *yawns* Tarantulas 8:15 pm I'm so terribly sorry for you. Swoop 8:15 pm *grabby hands* Bevel 8:15 pm *waves to Tara* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:15 pm *Soundwave tries not to be amused by Tarantulas' response to that. He fails.* Bevel 8:15 pm There is a person in a fish tank. Magnum Ace 8:16 pm -pings Soundwave for a bridge- Tarantulas 8:16 pm *oh hey bevel, u get a wave back* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm *Bridge incoming. Same place as before.* Swoop 8:16 pm *grabby hands AT u spiderbot* Tarantulas 8:17 pm ...Soundwave, would it be against regulations if I got permission and suspended Swoop from the ceiling Swoop 8:17 pm : > ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm *Soundwave considers this.* Bevel 8:17 pm Is that against regulations? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm [[...Today, not if you have permission.]] FakeProwl 8:18 pm *tiredly watches Swoop and Tarantulas. He's prepared to have to fight a dinobot to protect Tarantulas.* Tarantulas 8:18 pm *alright Mr. Grabby Hands, u ready for this* Swoop 8:18 pm *ALWAYS* FakeProwl 8:18 pm *... he might fall asleep in the attempt but the attempt will be made.* Tarantulas 8:18 pm So, Swoop, does that sound amenable? Magnum Ace 8:18 pm -and he's coming through, as trying to find a seat when he can- Swoop 8:18 pm What? Specs 8:19 pm *the dragon rushes in with a batch of silver-mercury drops and a soft-looking hide bag around her neck* *she looks both frazzled and frizzy* FakeProwl 8:19 pm ((i already miss prince's joker aesthetic)) Tarantulas 8:19 pm You wanted UP, did you not? Swoop 8:19 pm YAH! Up. FakeProwl 8:20 pm You're just encouraging him, Tarantulas. Tarantulas 8:20 pm What ELSE am I supposed to do? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm *Rumble hops up to go help the dragon with the bag. Maybe to pick them up and carry them to a seat, if they want. They look almost as bad off as Prowl.* Magnum Ace 8:20 pm -he's getting good at climbing up to high places now- Swoop 8:20 pm : > ItsyBitsySpyers 8:20 pm *Soundwave nods to Ace. Welcome, Leaguer. He sees you're already figuring out how to get up the couches.* Bevel 8:20 pm Oh hey the dragon is back. FakeProwl 8:21 pm Persist in ignoring him, bridge him out when his efforts step out of line. Either he'll give up or we get to regularly bridge him out. Both are preferable to teaching him that he gets what he wants if he just whines long enough. Bevel 8:21 pm *she'll get up to help if there's a need for it* Swoop 8:21 pm *grabby haaaaaands* Magnum Ace 8:22 pm -he is, and he thinks it's a bit funny- Tarantulas 8:22 pm *a sigh as tara scoops swoop up anyhow and starts webbing him loosely to the ceiling, in a way that sw can tell he can get out if he wants. tarantulas isn't dumb enough to try and make it permanent* Specs 8:22 pm Oh! *the dragon takes the bag back* These are my snacks. I was repairing the kitchen, and forgot to eat. *she looks sufficiently embarrassed by this* *she's also definitely accepting being carried. please and thank. she's so tired.* Magnum Ace 8:22 pm -and going to free one hand to wave back at Soundwave- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:22 pm ((ok so let's see. another movie i watched like six months ago (next week's too) so we got... idk i remember some bullying, obviously there's violence, bad parenting, there's probably flashing because it's that kind of movie)) Twincast 8:22 pm ((noted Swoop 8:22 pm *wraps himself around tara like a koala and is totally fine with this unless Tara tries to stick shit around his back where his wings connect, if he does, there's a FLAIL in coming his way* Tarantulas 8:23 pm If both Swoop AND I can get what we want - and what I want is simply some peace and quiet - I'll try anything. FakeProwl 8:23 pm *sighs. turns back to the screen.* Magnum Ace 8:23 pm -and he's successfully made it onto a couch- Specs 8:23 pm *the dragon waves at Bevel* Back, and with a snack! *lazily waggles a wing in the direction of the mercury drops* And with some for me too. Swoop 8:24 pm No wings Tarantulas 8:24 pm *no flailing required, swoop. you're hoisted up and steady now, supported in whatever acrobatic pose you so choose. tarantulas has you all the way across the room from where prowl and sw are, which is where he's going now* Magnum Ace 8:25 pm . . . ItsyBitsySpyers 8:25 pm *Soundwave takes some small delight out of seeing Swoop so deftly handled without wasting his energon for once, curls one feeler around Prowl's shoulders, and pats the spot next to them with another.* Magnum Ace 8:25 pm -already not okay with this!- Twincast 8:25 pm *Oh, this is the new one--he hasn't seen this one. yet.* Swoop 8:25 pm *considering he's going to hold onto tara as long as he can, swoop's going to end up more or less in the same sitting position he was when he was being held* *wiggles his wings* Whirl 8:26 pm *pokes his head in* *drinking in this grim scene* Specs 8:26 pm *waves at whirl* Hi! Whirl 8:26 pm So... Shaka, well the walls fell, right? *bobs his head at the dragon and trots on; he will make his way to the usual table. Who awaits him there tonight?* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm [[Sokath, his eyes uncovered.]] Magnum Ace 8:27 pm ..... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm *Rumble. Frenzy's... er. He had a bad day. Zori is slowly making his way across the ceiling toward the seat.* Swoop 8:27 pm ((EW)) Whirl 8:27 pm *snickers and bobs his head at Soundwave* Magnum Ace 8:28 pm -miiiight have sunk down on the couch- Specs 8:28 pm *the dragon makes a bit of a face* Well now I definitely lost my appetite. Bevel 8:28 pm *Bevel is also at the table* FakeProwl 8:28 pm Kailash, when it rises. Most likely. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:28 pm *Soundwave is oblivious.* Whirl 8:28 pm ((i love these opening shots)0 Ratchet 8:28 pm *pops in late with all the aplomb of a Ratchet who is late* Bevel 8:29 pm *so none?* Twincast 8:29 pm *waves* Ratchet 8:29 pm *FASHIONABLY, YOU NERD* *fashionably late* FakeProwl 8:29 pm *... small ratchet or big ratchet?* Whirl 8:29 pm *excellent. A good crowd; he will sit and offer a claw for Zori to ascend to the table* Swoop 8:29 pm *is suspended from the ceiling, ratchet, someone other that you finally attached an Ark troublemaker to the ceiling* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:29 pm *Soundwave huffs softly at Prowl. Both him AND Whirl making references tonight. It is a good start.* Ratchet 8:29 pm *smol Ratchet, and he has _never_ done anything like that* Swoop 8:29 pm *uses his wings to get swinging just enough for maximum sleepy baby relaxation* Whirl 8:30 pm *also shoots Prowl an amused look* FakeProwl 8:30 pm *nods at Ratchet. hello.* Whirl 8:30 pm ((HWHWHAAAT THE HELL i know that face. he's in ST2)) Ratchet 8:30 pm *nods back* Twincast 8:30 pm ((TY I thought I was imagining things) Bevel 8:30 pm *waves to Ratchet* Whirl 8:30 pm ((that's why he looked so familiar in ST...(( ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm *Zori wiggles, then drops down onto the claw. It's like being mobbed by a feather.* Tarantulas 8:31 pm *has sat down next to prowl and soundwave should it be permitted* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm *Of course it was permitted. He tapped the space next to them didn't he?* Ratchet 8:32 pm Heh. Kind of an Ironhide, isn't that one. Bevel 8:32 pm I like him. Ratchet 8:32 pm *waves back to Bevel and goes to sit with Whirl and Zori* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:33 pm #little Ratchet! FakeProwl 8:33 pm ((that's the pettiest thing i've ever seen in my life)) Bevel 8:33 pm *welcome to the table then, she'll wiggle her fingers at Zori in greeting* Ratchet 8:33 pm Hey, you're smaller than me, kiddo. *...... right?* *did Zori get small again* Whirl 8:34 pm *will also look over at Ratchet and, after a moment of surprise, bob his head* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:34 pm *He is. But his Ratchet is bigger.* Whirl 8:34 pm *it has been a dog's age* Swoop 8:34 pm ((dude they had to go print an 8x5 and she had to either sharpen those scissors so they'd be able to pin something in the wall or work out so she could embed dull metal into a wall)) ((girl doesn't do thing by halfs) FakeProwl 8:34 pm ((she's a cheerleader, i'm willing to bet that was raw muscle)) Swoop 8:35 pm ((maybe they need to recruit her. she has mad potential in the area of murder)) Specs 8:35 pm ((billy is relatable)) Whirl 8:35 pm ((most likely)) Heh. Heh heh. I like this Billy. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm ((one sec y'all my audio died)) FakeProwl 8:36 pm *... prowl likes the human with the pencils.* Swoop 8:36 pm *leans back as far as he can, this is actually pretty okay..... would be better with bird....* Ratchet 8:36 pm What'd he do? House arrest for what? Swoop 8:36 pm *sends her like ALL the emojis* *ever* Specs 8:36 pm *the dragon sneaks something out of the bag. crunch crunch.* Swoop 8:36 pm *mostly relevant but some that are just fun emojis* Whirl 8:36 pm Something involving a cow. Probably stole it. Grand Theft Bovine. Ratchet 8:36 pm *and gently boops Whirl, because* Heya, friendo. Been a while, huh. Specs 8:36 pm *around a full mouth* I don't see why bringing food in for your friends is a bad thing. Whirl 8:37 pm *nudges Ratchet back, probably with more force than he intended to* Sup? You been taking care of yourself? Magnum Ace 8:37 pm ...... Swoop 8:37 pm ((when is this set?)) Ratchet 8:37 pm Oh, sure, I'm alive, aren't I? FakeProwl 8:37 pm We didn't get the details. We saw him in a car chase with the police. Bevel 8:37 pm He did not turn in his friend who helped him either. Whirl 8:38 pm Darmok and Jalad! Ratchet 8:38 pm Ha. I like Billy. FakeProwl 8:39 pm *"can you stop touching me now?" oh, prowl REALLY likes this human.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *Soundwave pings Tarantulas.*

(txt): Query: What fuel desired during movie night? FakeProwl 8:39 pm *he doesn't like being touched, he can memorize and calculate exact times?* ... What's "the spectrum"? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:40 pm *It has occurred to him that Tarantulas might want things that they don't normally keep on stock. He IS a spider.* [[...He does not know.]] FakeProwl 8:40 pm Hm. Swoop 8:40 pm *might actually fall asleep here* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm *SUDDEN BIRD* Specs 8:41 pm *the dragon gapes a grin* He doesn't get humor either? Not a bad human. Swoop 8:41 pm !!!! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm *Who is just as scratched and scraped up as Soundwave is.* Swoop 8:41 pm *wiggles* HI BIRD! Bevel 8:41 pm That sounded like a good song. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm {{meh meh screamy punk meh scratch Bird meh meh MEH hello Swoop}} FakeProwl 8:41 pm Well. If it comes with an extremely heightened memory but an inability to process humor, it sounds like a beneficial trade-off. Twincast 8:42 pm *wonders if diving into water at night is good for humans. prolly not* Swoop 8:42 pm You Bird fight Starscream? Magnum Ace 8:42 pm ....? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:42 pm {{No. Him Lord. Bird not fight.}} Tarantulas 8:42 pm @SW: ::None, hyeh. That is to say, I'm perfectly fine without.:: Swoop 8:42 pm You Bird win. Him suck at fighting kehehhhh. Coward! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm @T: (txt): Certain? Whirl 8:43 pm *ah, Whirl related, Kimberly* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm *Nod of agreement. Expanded memory. Good stuff.* Specs 8:43 pm *the dragon shudders and eats a another cronch* Diving into the water is probably bad anyways. Whirl 8:43 pm *he feels the same way about new Iacon* Swoop 8:44 pm You Bird tell Swoop fighting story. You tell about fight! Bevel 8:44 pm *amused by the van comment* Magnum Ace 8:44 pm !!!! Swoop 8:44 pm :V Kehhehehehhh Explode FakeProwl 8:44 pm *shoulders tremble slightly* Specs 8:44 pm *the dragon goes three feet into the air and POOFS* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm *Soundwave twitches forward. The human, did they l-- they're alive. Good.* //Fraggin' RUN.// Whirl 8:45 pm A little cave-in's good for you. Builds character. Magnum Ace 8:45 pm ........... Specs 8:45 pm *Whirl, would you like an epaulette now? because you're getting one.* Ratchet 8:45 pm Best way to trap a Decepticon. Whirl 8:45 pm *always welcome, little dragon* Tarantulas 8:45 pm @SW: ::Certain. Besides, it IS slightly awkward to refuel in public. Questions abound.:: Magnum Ace 8:46 pm Best way to almost die ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm //Dunno 'bout that. Killed Beachcomber, not us.// Ratchet 8:46 pm For about five minutes, anyway. Doesn't work too well on Autobots either though, so that's a bonus! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm @T: (txt): ...Point taken. Acknowledged. Magnum Ace 8:47 pm Restricted area. Get out of there I've seen driving like that FakeProwl 8:48 pm ... Didn't he JUST get in trouble for this exact thing? Swoop 8:48 pm Drifting kehhehhe in mud Magnum Ace 8:48 pm ........ Whirl 8:48 pm Hold on, dragon--gotta make a quick trip. *he's going to stand up, careful to give the dragon time to adjust, and make for the bar* Magnum Ace 8:48 pm This isn't a good idea ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm //Ohhhhh he's gonna do the thing. He's gonna - ha!// ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm //I like that one.// Swoop 8:49 pm KAH! Him jump. On car : > Whirl 8:49 pm *snickers* Bevel 8:49 pm Outracing trains is fun. Specs 8:49 pm *the dragon just clings tighter. she's a little poofy right now. she appreciates this perch* Magnum Ace 8:49 pm !!!!! Whirl 8:49 pm PFFT. Bevel 8:49 pm They did not have it. Whirl 8:49 pm Short movie. Swoop 8:49 pm ((oh shit)) FakeProwl 8:49 pm *winces* Swoop 8:49 pm DEAD kekhehehhh ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm [[And that is why he did not agree to race Breakdown.]] Specs 8:49 pm Ow. Twincast 8:49 pm Uh, rest in peace... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm //Shortest movie ever, Boss.// Magnum Ace 8:50 pm That was not a good idea at all Swoop 8:50 pm Bird, them died. You tell story now. Bird fighting story. FakeProwl 8:50 pm *the one who was driving was on the left side of the vehicle. he has the highest probability of surviving.* *AND he knows to fasten his seatbelt.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm {{Bird shot Frenzy. Him mad. Us fight. Boss stop. There. It story told.}} Ratchet 8:50 pm *somehow.... fell asleep?? for a minute?? in the middle of an action sequence and.... possible flashback??* Specs 8:51 pm *the dragon blinks* He's alive? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm [[...How did he get home.]] FakeProwl 8:51 pm ... Hm. Ratchet 8:51 pm ... what'd I miss Magnum Ace 8:51 pm ....what....just... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm [[Humans are fragile.]] Swoop 8:51 pm You Bird play-shoot. You REAL shoot, him dead kehhehh. Magnum Ace 8:51 pm That would have killed all of them ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm //Pfff!// FakeProwl 8:51 pm Right. Magic rocks. Magnum Ace 8:51 pm ..... Swoop 8:52 pm Kehhh Him rip door. Sludge rip lot of door. Bevel 8:52 pm Creepy rock saved them. Whirl 8:52 pm Huh. Nice. *and he'll lean on the bar* Ravage, can you hook me up with the usual? I can bring you back something next week. Ratchet 8:52 pm He doesn't dSwoop. Magnum Ace 8:52 pm -sighs- Magic. Why more magic? Swoop 8:52 pm Sludge break everything Him bad at inside Ratchet 8:52 pm doesn't do it on purpose** ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm *Ravage trots up from behind Whirl and leaps over the bar.*

=Yes.= Swoop 8:52 pm KEHEHHEH SLudge not do ANYTHIGN on purpose Him dumb Twincast 8:53 pm *pffft* Specs 8:53 pm *the dragon just looses it* Whirl 8:53 pm Any requests? Ratchet 8:53 pm Don't be mean to your brother. Swoop 8:53 pm :V ..... Dinobots mean.... ItsyBitsySpyers 8:53 pm =Tinsel. Out now.= Mix mix mix. =Eight ounces.= FakeProwl 8:54 pm *oh, he's suddenly popular. how nice for him.* Whirl 8:54 pm Oh, yeah! I... forgot. After someone even tried to remind me. ...I'll bring you double. Ratchet 8:54 pm Dinobots are not mean. It's not in your programming, that's no excuse. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm *Ravage rumbles in satisfaction.* =Good. Good.= *Serve.* Magnum Ace 8:54 pm This is going to ....get bad... Swoop 8:55 pm *swings a little in place as a counterarguement* Are too Magnum Ace 8:55 pm -this movie is just making him tired- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm [[...Did he offer an on-duty enforcer some highgrade.]] Whirl 8:55 pm *much appreciated, bartender; you're the best. Drink in hand, Whirl's going to return to his table and hunker over it like a horrid gargoyle, as per usual* Ratchet 8:55 pm Wrote your code myself, didn't I? I should know. Twincast 8:55 pm Yes, yes he did Bevel 8:55 pm Yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm [[Humans have lighter codes than he is accustomed to.]] Specs 8:56 pm *a horrid gargoyle with a fancy epaulette* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm *Oh, oh, if the dragon is a shoulder decoration, can Zori be too? He has lots of legs. They'll be the fringe.* FakeProwl 8:56 pm I think that says more about the other humans than about the enforcer. Whirl 8:57 pm *you are quite welcome to, Zori. Whirl will even help you up, if required* Magnum Ace 8:57 pm Are they supposed to be a team? Is this what is going on? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm //Guess they are now.// Specs 8:57 pm *Zori gets a grin* We match! Swoop 8:57 pm Fly :0 ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm *Help taken! He whistles and - ZOOP eyestalk.* #did you see that #😮 #wow Bevel 8:58 pm Awesome! Whirl 8:58 pm *Admiral Whirl presides* Specs 8:58 pm Wow! Magnum Ace 8:58 pm That's one way...to...good god Swoop 8:58 pm that pretty okay jump kehhehhhehh ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm //Welp.// Magnum Ace 8:59 pm . . . . Swoop 9:00 pm Oh that uhh Specs 9:00 pm ...Why. Swoop 9:00 pm base jump Sideswipe Sunstreaker do Twincast 9:00 pm *but what about water tension* Magnum Ace 9:00 pm That's...kinda terrifying ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm [[...How do they intend to get out?]] Magnum Ace 9:01 pm Climb, apparently FakeProwl 9:01 pm *is quickly becoming unable to stand the one that keeps saying "crazy"* Specs 9:02 pm *the dragon is going to cover her eyes with her tail. this is bad! they will drown and die!* Swoop 9:02 pm *it takes a while but a thought finally catches up in swoop's pea brain* Bird ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm {{What?}} Swoop 9:02 pm You ok? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm [[.......Fascinating.]] Magnum Ace 9:02 pm -he's going to show this to Bull Armor later...maybe- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm {{Peh. Bird scratched. Bird dented. Bird still best.}} Swoop 9:03 pm Bird best no matter WHAT kehhehh but... no hurting? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm {{No.}} Not that she'll admit to. Bevel 9:03 pm Spaceship. Swoop 9:03 pm Ok : > Specs 9:04 pm *peeks out from under her tail* Are they- Oh, neat! *perks up and stares at the ship* Ratchet 9:04 pm ... oh. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm [[Ah.]] Pause. [[The Ark.]] *Light tremble.* Swoop 9:04 pm *reaches out to pet/scritch Bird* Tarantulas 9:04 pm *tarantulas seems unimpressed by the movie - he's got a datapad out now* FakeProwl 9:05 pm ... How so? Is this... Dead Universe-y, you think? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm [[Hmm?]] Magnum Ace 9:05 pm What type of ship is...this? FakeProwl 9:05 pm *Prowl can see it. traveling through the water like traveling into another dimension. And it IS dark.* You said it's like the Ark? Ratchet 9:06 pm My Ark. FakeProwl 9:06 pm *there are many Arks, but only one Ark is THE Ark.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm [[Ah. Humor. He was referring to some Autobot ships that crash into mountains on Earth.]] Point to Ratchet and Swoop. [[Like theirs.]] [[A comparison for amusement's sake.]] FakeProwl 9:06 pm Oh. Yes. The one in the volcano. Swoop 9:07 pm Me Swoop live in mountain! Caves Behind Ark : > *pet scritch <3 Bird* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:07 pm *Bird wriggles away from the scritch. She's been scratched enough today.* *Pats are okay though.* Swoop 9:07 pm *cocks his head* *.... tentative pat?* Ratchet 9:08 pm Space ship in mountain with robots. Hmm. FakeProwl 9:08 pm ... In his head, is that a...? It's not a spark, obviously, but it looks like a similar power source. Specs 9:09 pm *the dragon wiggles around a bit to consume more cronch; hopefully this won't bug whirl* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm [[He is uncertain. It is an odd place to keep one's spark.]] Whirl 9:09 pm *he is quietly and blissfully inhaling the paint-peeling fumes coming off his Gaugebuster* Specs 9:10 pm *cronch cronch* FakeProwl 9:11 pm Maybe it's both his power source and his memory storage unit. Oh, he's observant. I like the smart one. Swoop 9:11 pm ((am i the only one having flashbacks to the south park episode about scientology)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm [[...He cannot decide whether that would be efficient or foolish. To meld the two.]] Whirl 9:11 pm He's pretty wily. *takes a long draught of his drink* Swoop 9:11 pm ((i want a subtitle to go "they actually believe this")) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm //Back home AGAIN?// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm //They gotta stop - whoa.// Magnum Ace 9:12 pm -hiding!- Whirl 9:12 pm She should probably see a doctor about that. Swoop 9:12 pm *pets Bird with the sides and backs of his hands to avoid reflex scritches* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm *Bird chatters to herself.* Specs 9:12 pm *the dragon promptly stops cronching and hides her face under her tail again* Swoop 9:13 pm <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ItsyBitsySpyers 9:13 pm //There ain't no doctor for that kinda thing.// Magnum Ace 9:13 pm -nope, nope, no thank you- Whirl 9:13 pm Well, let's check. Ratchet--you know any cure for 'ominous wheezing' and 'cliche horror fast motion movement?' Ratchet 9:14 pm Uh. A good defrag? Whirl 9:15 pm *snickers* Specs 9:15 pm *quitely* An icicle to the head? Whirl 9:15 pm Defrag, huh? Someone's got to un-fuck Rita Repulsa. Tarantulas 9:15 pm *snickers a bit, spiderman ref* *keeps tapping away at datapad anyhow* Specs 9:15 pm *and the dragon laughs so hard that she coughs up a leg from her snack. oops* Whirl 9:15 pm ... *looks down at the leg* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm *Curls the feeler that isn't around Prowl's shoulders to try to spy on the datapad.* *Like y'do.* Whirl 9:16 pm You lost something there, dragon. Specs 9:16 pm ... *grabs it. cronch* Sorry. Swoop 9:16 pm *is actually surprisingly chill with everything going on right now - he is up, he has bird, the movie doesn't require him to think* Whirl 9:16 pm *starts to shrug, but realizes both of his shoulders are occupied* Swoop 9:16 pm *is having a B+ dinobot night* FakeProwl 9:17 pm *... tries to reach across soundwave to tarantulas.* Magnum Ace 9:18 pm -is it safe to look up yet?- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:18 pm *Probably not.* Swoop 9:18 pm Kehehh her punch mouth Magnum Ace 9:18 pm -hears screaming, keeps face buried in knees- Tarantulas 9:19 pm *whaaat why are people looking and reaching, tarantulas holds the datapad to his chest loosely and looks up ???* Bevel 9:19 pm *feels like Trini sometimes when she's at home, but with less dad and siblings* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm *Zori has definitely got his optic off. And his audials.* *Because Soundwave is curious is why. What other reason?* Swoop 9:19 pm Shower? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:20 pm [[...They have been surgically altered?]] Specs 9:20 pm What is with human docents? *would pat Zori, but Whirl has too much shoulder to do so* FakeProwl 9:20 pm *can only really reach tarantulas's thigh from here. ... puts hand on tarantulas's thigh?* Whirl 9:21 pm oh, hey. Didn't know you were in this movie, Zori. Specs 9:21 pm *gasp* Tiny Zori! Tiny Zori! *wiggles* Zori, look! A Tiny Zori! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm #what? *He's not seeing* Whirl 9:21 pm ...well, you're gone now but. There was a scorpion. Swoop 9:21 pm KEH Magnum Ace 9:21 pm ..... Swoop 9:21 pm Him bad at training Magnum Ace 9:21 pm -peeks up to the screen- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm *Soundwave notices the hand on the thigh. Decides to help. Uses the feeler that was spying on the datapad to scoop Tarantulas' legs up, spin him, and drape the legs across his own lap. There you go Prowl.* Tarantulas 9:22 pm *was NOt expecting that, he might be a little fluffed* FakeProwl 9:22 pm *oh. good. contently puts his hands on one of Tarantulas's ankles.* Swoop 9:23 pm *busts up, that's his type of joke, food and fighting* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm *Gently pats a knee and lets go again. Tarantulas is free to move back to as he was if he wishes.* Tarantulas 9:23 pm *wiggles his toes and settles into his new spot, then* Magnum Ace 9:23 pm -okay, better now- Tarantulas 9:24 pm *he's not terribly upset, just - surprised. he's back at his datapad* Swoop 9:24 pm Them look for energon crystal? Oh ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm [[He approves.]] Swoop 9:24 pm Him on ceiling too : > Twincast 9:24 pm ((delicious product placement)) Swoop 9:25 pm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FakeProwl 9:25 pm ... There should be a movie about the blue one. Doing his thing. Bevel 9:25 pm Dinobots. Swoop 9:25 pm *SQUEAKS* Whirl 9:25 pm Swoop. You're in the film too. Specs 9:25 pm I would watch that movie. Swoop 9:26 pm *is like one step below thrashing with excitement* dinOBOTS Magnum Ace 9:26 pm They're huge... Magnum Ace 9:27 pm .... Specs 9:27 pm ... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm [[Tell him the blue one becomes the leader. The others are irresp--hmm.]] Swoop 9:27 pm *it's a good thing swoop was preemptively restrained because he's all squeaks and chirps and squeals and a few shieks* Us DINOBOTS there Whirl 9:28 pm *downs his drink and leans back, carefully, and streetches* FakeProwl 9:28 pm He did it because he was focusing on the others, not himself. Swoop 9:28 pm -dinobots- _dinoboootttsss_ Bevel 9:29 pm Yeah. Swoop 9:29 pm /dInObOtS/ Swoop 9:29 pm Me Swoop want more DINOBOT MOVIE ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm [[Why is it THIS one's team?]] FakeProwl 9:30 pm It went away because he was touched without his consent. He was dragged back into hyperawareness of his own body. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm *Soundwave looks to Prowl, makes a note of the theory, and back to the screen.* Magnum Ace 9:30 pm .....? Oh....dear... FakeProwl 9:31 pm ... Maybe the red one isn't the "leader." Swoop 9:31 pm Her claws sharp KEHEHHEHHE Specs 9:31 pm This is going to end poorly. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:31 pm //She got good taste.// Specs 9:31 pm *snickers* FakeProwl 9:31 pm ((an average day in retail)) Whirl 9:31 pm ((PFFT)) Fan of gold, yourself? *looks to Rumble* Swoop 9:32 pm *wiggles his fingers and toes* Gold ItsyBitsySpyers 9:32 pm //You betcha. Like the Boss 'n silver. 'S neat stuff. Real easy stretchin' it out if times is tough, too.// FakeProwl 9:32 pm Maybe the red one is the most arrogant, self-important one. Bevel 9:32 pm Gold is really soft though. FakeProwl 9:33 pm So of course the red one thinks he's the leader—and will tell the next red one that HE'S the leader. Magnum Ace 9:33 pm -staring in mild horror- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm *Has known a few reds in his time.* Whirl 9:33 pm *glances to Soundwave, and then back to Rumble; he didn't know Soundwave had a penchant for silver. Now he does* Okay, just to be clear here... to eat, right? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm //Well, yeah. I dunno how to make no giant monsters.// Magnum Ace 9:34 pm -he's a red one. and a leader- ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm *Soundwave vents softly. Rumble, why do you have to blab like that sometimes. People are going to question how he eats it.* Whirl 9:34 pm I forget what metals are and aren't, y'know. Tasty. *waves a dismissive claw* *oh, Whirl knows, Soundwave. HE KNOWS. HE SAW* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm [[Yes. Tell your secrets.]] Specs 9:35 pm *looks over at Soundwave and grins* Bevel 9:35 pm A giant monster made of gold would be really easy to beat. *she's going to be stuck on this for a bit* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:36 pm //Kinda a personal tastin' thing. Don't everybody like the same's me.// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:36 pm [[For our kind. Cybertronians could consume it. Humans cannot.]] Pause. [[Save for the airplane eaters.]] Bevel 9:37 pm Airplane eaters? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm [[Ask Smokescreen.]] Magnum Ace 9:37 pm Those are few humans And it takes training Specs 9:38 pm ((*eyes* just got a link trade request from some dude in fukushima)) ((guess who's getting a Ja'am)) Whirl 9:38 pm ((omfg)) Swoop 9:38 pm Her float KAH Whirl 9:38 pm ((speaking of games, you might get a kick out of this, specs: apparently I had an Alarak moment while playing D2 with tubes)) Specs 9:39 pm ((AAAAAAAY)) Magnum Ace 9:39 pm ....... Specs 9:39 pm ((lov that allie allie alarak)) Whirl 9:39 pm ((i commented on how all of our enemies were in a "big hurry to die" and she started laughin at me)) ((HE IS GRATE)) Specs 9:39 pm ((he is! good and red and spiky)) Whirl 9:40 pm *Whirl can relate* ...*on being the meanest person* Swoop 9:41 pm ((wow bitch)) *blows raspberries* No more PICTURE talk. Them go DINOBOTS!!! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:42 pm *Taps fingers. Thinking.* Magnum Ace 9:43 pm ....... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:43 pm *The awful things speech sounds good, but it probably only applies when you do... what. One? Two?* Magnum Ace 9:43 pm -chin on knees now- He's both bad and good at speeches Swoop 9:44 pm Them get Dinobots. Dinobots kill. Windchill 9:44 pm *Is here.* FakeProwl 9:44 pm ... Does it occur to them to, I don't know... call the police? Call the military? Show them pictures of the space ship until someone believes them? Specs 9:44 pm *is fuzzy and an epaulette* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm [[They are impulsive and immature. Likely not.]] FakeProwl 9:44 pm Oh—oh good, they got chains and a baseball bat. STEAL A GUN. Swoop 9:45 pm DiNoBoTs Windchill 9:45 pm *Finds a seat.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:45 pm //...I never heard of nobody tyin' up fish.// Specs 9:45 pm That's not a thing, I don't think. Whirl 9:46 pm Gotta keep those troublemakers in line. Windchill 9:46 pm ...This looks fantastically dumb. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm [[You are free to leave if it disappoints you.]] Windchill 9:46 pm I didn't say disappointing. Magnum Ace 9:47 pm ..... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm ((i'm cackling)) ((about the source of life itself)) Bevel 9:48 pm Oh no. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:48 pm *Tiny edge forward.* FakeProwl 9:48 pm *edges with* *tightens grip on Tarantulas's ankle* Windchill 9:48 pm I doubt it. Ratchet 9:48 pm [[ damn kids don't know cpr ]] Swoop 9:48 pm dead Bevel 9:48 pm 😔 Tarantulas 9:49 pm *looks up - ah, something dramatic, he sees* Magnum Ace 9:49 pm ...dead? But... Windchill 9:49 pm ... ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm *A new version of one of his favorites?* FakeProwl 9:49 pm ... They can revive him. The ship has the power to revive one of them if they all... get their powers activated. Bevel 9:49 pm ((gdit stand by me hurts me and i'm so mad they used this song Whirl 9:49 pm Assuming Face-in-the-Wall lets it happen. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm *He likes how they've chosen to use it.* Bevel 9:50 pm I hope so. Windchill 9:50 pm Creepy. Swoop 9:50 pm Them get dinobots from cave go kill her all better : > Bevel 9:51 pm Not if Billy is still dead. Swoop 9:51 pm Mostly better : > Windchill 9:52 pm Billy's the temporarily dead one? Bevel 9:52 pm Maybe. Magnum Ace 9:52 pm ....what? FakeProwl 9:52 pm ... He'd better NOT step through. Windchill 9:52 pm Stop all the downloadin'! Bevel 9:53 pm *whoops* Magnum Ace 9:53 pm He's alive Windchill 9:53 pm *Knew it.* Magnum Ace 9:53 pm He's...oh good Specs 9:53 pm Oh, good, the movie is saved. Windchill 9:54 pm Which one is Pink Ranger? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm *Settles back. Good.* Swoop 9:54 pm NOW dinobots!!! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm [[The one with the strings.]] Specs 9:54 pm They're all kind of pink, really. Windchill 9:54 pm The strings. FakeProwl 9:54 pm *settles with. Pats Tarantulas's knee.* Windchill 9:54 pm Okay. Boob strings. FakeProwl 9:54 pm ((product placement is BULLSHIT. i want donuts.)) Tarantulas 9:54 pm *looks up, amused - questioning look?* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm ((saaaaame)) Specs 9:54 pm ((...not trading with person from fukushima because they keep offering rattatas for my Ja'ams)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm ((boo!)) Magnum Ace 9:55 pm ((ew no Swoop 9:55 pm that really really thin armor Bevel 9:55 pm ((i had krispy kremes yesterday at work, delicious Whirl 9:55 pm ((such a paltry offering for the greatest pet)) Magnum Ace 9:55 pm ((that's unfair Windchill 9:55 pm It is thin armour. *Nods.* Specs 9:55 pm ((lmao Ja'am is a Nihilego too. they all are)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:55 pm [[...This reminds him of the Tyran being. The one who imitated a human and sought out the Witwicky fleshling.]] Bevel 9:56 pm Superhero walk! Magnum Ace 9:56 pm It worked this time Specs 9:56 pm *the dragon sighs* I want armor. Whirl 9:56 pm Why not get some? Specs 9:56 pm Fur. Fur is why. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:56 pm ((okay this is so weird to me though because. i keep thinking of the lady in the weird strappy green armor and gold stick from the first movie)) ((who was not evil)) Swoop 9:57 pm ((okay but like WHERE is she supposed to be... where is there THAT MUCH gold that close to the surface in the US?)) Windchill 9:57 pm ....Rock people? FakeProwl 9:57 pm ((... its name should've been Goldau.)) Windchill 9:57 pm Golems? Specs 9:57 pm ((alaska)) Bevel 9:57 pm You just need a layer of something between your fur and the armor. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm ((LOL)) FakeProwl 9:57 pm ((so that it could just be gold-gold.)) Windchill 9:57 pm Atronachs? Swoop 9:57 pm OH!!!! This Power Rangers Whirl 9:57 pm ((omg dulcea)) Swoop 9:57 pm *literally just now figured out what they are watching* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm ((YEAH HER)) Specs 9:58 pm *stares at the energy blade* I want that too. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm {{Swoop knows this?}} Whirl 9:58 pm ((*hand over heart* my gay ass will never recover from dulcea)) Swoop 9:58 pm Me Swoop like Kimberly. Her pterosaur toooo! Magnum Ace 9:58 pm What...is...that?! Swoop 9:58 pm Her pink one Windchill 9:58 pm *Chin hands* Whirl 9:58 pm Fast food, apparently. *glances to Rumble* Twincast 9:58 pm There's your dinobot, swoop Swoop 9:58 pm See her helm? Crest ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm //HA!// Bevel 9:59 pm Gold monster is still not a good idea. Too soft. Windchill 9:59 pm Wow. Butts. Twincast 9:59 pm *didn't do much, bu there it was* Windchill 9:59 pm Armoured butts. Swoop 9:59 pm ((tose are some VERY defined butts)) LOOK! Look, see? Her flying! ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm {{...It Swoop!}} Windchill 9:59 pm You're right, Swoop. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm {{Pink Swoop.}} Windchill 9:59 pm I always new Pink Ranger was the best. Swoop 10:00 pm YAH her best ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm //Gross. He's all... dribbly.// Windchill 10:00 pm *Nods.* Whirl 10:00 pm Pink might look good on you, Swoop. Yeah, he's half-baked. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm //Pffff.// Swoop 10:00 pm Kehehh then you never see energon ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm [[It works for Arcee.]] Windchill 10:00 pm Pink's the best colour, Swoop. Bevel 10:01 pm Is that why Arcee is blue? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm [[That is precisely why.]] Magnum Ace 10:01 pm She's insane Bevel 10:01 pm *grins* Twincast 10:01 pm ((RIP BEE)) ((hbjklmjkhj Swoop 10:01 pm ((OMFG)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm [[.........................]] Whirl 10:01 pm *LAUGHS* Magnum Ace 10:01 pm ((HAH Specs 10:01 pm *cackles* Bevel 10:01 pm *laughs* Twincast 10:01 pm *PFT* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm *Rumble falls off the couch.* Twincast 10:01 pm *that's awful* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm //I'M SHOWIN' HIM THAT 'N AIN'T NOBODY STOPPIN' ME.// Twincast 10:01 pm *and yet--* FakeProwl 10:01 pm ((i was looking down, what happened?)) Whirl 10:02 pm I think it's required that you do. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm ((the red zord stepped on a bee camaro and flicked it away)) FakeProwl 10:02 pm ((pfff)) Windchill 10:02 pm Oh, she can read? I'm shocked. Swoop 10:02 pm ((oh my GOD)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm *Ravage lifts his head over the bar. He saw a glimpse of a feline.* Magnum Ace 10:02 pm ((HAH! Bevel 10:02 pm One of those dinobots is a cat. Swoop 10:02 pm *wing wiggles* Her Kimberly cool. Her best power ranger. Bevel 10:03 pm *is pretty sure that's not a dinosaur* Twincast 10:03 pm *honorary dinosaur?* Windchill 10:03 pm My question is: do the townspeople get to keep the gold after the monster is defeated? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm *All the other zords aspire to reach its levels of superiority.* Bevel 10:04 pm *but she doesn't know dinosaurs any better than Ratchet and Wheeljack when they made Swoop a pterosaur* Windchill 10:04 pm Why does he have FAKE LIPS? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm [[That was not the water.]] Bevel 10:04 pm Same reason some bots have them? Swoop 10:04 pm KEHEHEHHEHHHEHHHEHH ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm {{You Swoop do that?}} Swoop 10:04 pm YUP Specs 10:04 pm *looks at swoop* *looks back at the screen* *BAD* Whirl 10:04 pm Yeah. Why do YOU have 'em, Chill? *suspicious owling peering* Swoop 10:05 pm KEHEHHHEHEHHEHHEHHHEHHEHEHHHEHH Whirl 10:05 pm Wait, don't answer. Because it's gonna be gross, I know it. Windchill 10:05 pm ...Fake lips? Swoop 10:05 pm NICE Windchill 10:05 pm My lips are REAL. Come here, I'll prove it to you. Whirl 10:05 pm A likely story. Magnum Ace 10:05 pm ...okay, that was fun. Whirl 10:05 pm Nope, you're still banned from kissing me. Specs 10:05 pm Prove it when I'm not on his shoulder. Bevel 10:05 pm The armor is part of them. Lips are real. Swoop 10:05 pm Her Kimberly save the day : > Windchill 10:06 pm *Sighs. One day. He'll just have to redeem himself.* Twincast 10:06 pm ((I keep thinking Billy is red ranger bc of the character RR plays in Stranger Things) Windchill 10:06 pm The lips weren't moving when he spoke. They're fake. Twincast 10:06 pm ((gdi)) Magnum Ace 10:06 pm Oh no Bevel 10:06 pm I can speak without moving my mouth. Tarantulas 10:07 pm *caught a full glimpse of goldar just now, mildly approves, even if the gold is dumb* Whirl 10:07 pm Same. ...okay, I don't have a mouth, but you know. Semantics. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm //Does it gotta gurgle?// Windchill 10:07 pm Maybe, but I'm pretty sure that was a silly mask. Bevel 10:07 pm *giggles at Whirl* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm //Like. It can be dribbly, but does it gotta gurgle.// Specs 10:07 pm It's dripping. Of course it's going to gurgle. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm //Gross.// Bevel 10:07 pm It keeps melting and stuff. Whirl 10:07 pm Put you off gold for a while, eh? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm //Like... thirty minutes.// Magnum Ace 10:08 pm !!!! Swoop 10:08 pm :V Windchill 10:08 pm Now it looks just like you, Swoop. Swoop 10:08 pm !!!! Windchill 10:08 pm Well...Maybe a little less now. Swoop 10:08 pm WIngs broke No. Still look like Swoop. Everyone -- EVERYONE go for break wings. Windchill 10:09 pm That's rude of them. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:09 pm //Get tougher wings.// Specs 10:09 pm Wings are pretty snappable. Whirl 10:09 pm Or, trade wings in for the SUPERIOR alternative. Which is rotors, of course. Swoop 10:09 pm *blows raspberries at Whirl* Windchill 10:09 pm Pfft. Specs 10:09 pm There are no organics with rotors, Whirl. Tarantulas 10:09 pm Are they going to combine? Windchill 10:09 pm I like MY wings fine, thanks. Whirl 10:09 pm *imitates the raspberry sound right back, nearly-perfectly* FakeProwl 10:10 pm *... that's a terrible-sounding possibility* Magnum Ace 10:10 pm !!! Whirl 10:10 pm A damn shame, little dragon. Bevel 10:10 pm Combiner! Swoop 10:10 pm :V Tarantulas 10:10 pm I /knew/ it. Swoop 10:10 pm Big Magnum Ace 10:10 pm That's what a combiner is? Windchill 10:10 pm *Could blow a raspberry, but that involves more gross mouths so he'll refrain for Whirl's sake. Ur lucky, punk.* FakeProwl 10:10 pm ... *slouches back.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm *Curls the feeler tighter.* Specs 10:10 pm A combiner is when you stack three eradicons on top of each other. So I've heard. Windchill 10:11 pm Look at all of those obvious weak points. Swoop 10:11 pm KAHAH! Windchill 10:11 pm *Snorts.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm //Haha!// Whirl 10:11 pm *srnks* Swoop 10:11 pm Them bad at wakl Twincast 10:11 pm Good job, mech Swoop 10:11 pm *walk Windchill 10:12 pm Pacific Rim was better. Twincast 10:12 pm ((s like a big game of qwop)) FakeProwl 10:12 pm *drops gaze to Tarantulas's leg. rubs thumb on one of the spikes.* Bevel 10:12 pm See. Gold is terrible armor. Specs 10:12 pm *blinks at windchill* I've never seen pacific rim. Whirl 10:12 pm A kick is better than a punch any day. Tarantulas 10:12 pm *wiggles his toes again in prowl's lap* Windchill 10:12 pm *GASPS.* Oh, my god. You gotta. Whirl 10:13 pm HAAA. Windchill 10:13 pm Nice suplex. Swoop 10:13 pm *would fist pump over his head if he wasn't still kind of ... hung up at th emoment* Specs 10:13 pm ((I actually haven't, I think I was in surgery when the rest of my family saw it? Still super disappointed.)) Magnum Ace 10:13 pm That worked nicely Swoop 10:13 pm Oh wings is swords that cool Specs 10:13 pm Stab it dead. Magnum Ace 10:13 pm ..... Windchill 10:13 pm (( We gotta sometimes it's so much fun. )) Swoop 10:13 pm Step her Specs 10:13 pm EAT HER. Stop listening to her and eat her. Whirl 10:14 pm *snrk* Specs 10:14 pm *snrk* Swoop 10:14 pm AKAKKAHAHHAH SMACK Magnum Ace 10:14 pm ..... Windchill 10:15 pm *ALMOST SPITS.* Whirl 10:15 pm Hell of a slap. Magnum Ace 10:15 pm ....you're also no scaring those in your city ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm [[...Eugh. What a fate.]] Magnum Ace 10:15 pm *now Swoop 10:15 pm Them go catch her Windchill 10:15 pm I feel like Black Ranger hasn't done anything. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:16 pm ((LOOK WHO IT IS)) Windchill 10:16 pm That's...obscene. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm *Attempted distraction time.*

@Prowl: [[A dance move called The Algebra. Perhaps you should learn it.]] FakeProwl 10:18 pm *glances up.* Didn't see it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm [[He will replay it for you if you wish.]] *Tap tap visor screen.* Swoop 10:18 pm Her Kimberly cool. Her do lots lots of fighting : > Magnum Ace 10:18 pm That was...interesting? Windchill 10:18 pm I liked the bright colours. Swoop 10:18 pm Her Kimberly is Me Swoop faaaaavorite ranger : > Ratchet 10:18 pm [[ i'm so glad i stayed up to watch this the dancing megazord was worth every second of sleep i did not get ]] Windchill 10:18 pm And Pink Ranger. Magnum Ace 10:18 pm -minus the bits that made him hide his face- Ratchet 10:19 pm [[ and now i away, good night folks ]] FakeProwl 10:19 pm Was it when they were... *gestures vaguely upward.* Magnum Ace 10:19 pm ((g'night! FakeProwl 10:19 pm ((gnight~ sleep well)) Whirl 10:19 pm ((GNIGHT o/ )) Twincast 10:19 pm ((sleep well!)) Bevel 10:19 pm ((Night! Tarantulas 10:19 pm (( night <3 Swoop 10:19 pm You Bird like? You like Pink Ranger? Specs 10:19 pm That was fun! *the dragon gapes a grin, oblivious to the legs hanging out of her mouth* ((night!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:19 pm ((fun fact: the snippet of i've got the power thingie song was in the original)) ((night you!)) Windchill 10:19 pm (( G'night! )) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:19 pm @Prowl: [[He can overlay it with something else if that is more comfortable.]] FakeProwl 10:20 pm ... Mm. *looks down.* I'm not much of a dancer, anyway. Swoop 10:20 pm ((omg)) ((tommy)) Windchill 10:20 pm Frickin. Magnum Ace 10:21 pm ((TOMMY Swoop 10:21 pm ((I forgot how many days and hours and years of my life were spent with power rangers until this exact moment)) Whirl 10:21 pm All right, you hitchhikers. *shrugs his shoulders very slightly* I gotta split. Windchill 10:21 pm Bye, sucker. I will remember you fondly. Whirl 10:21 pm *bobs his head to Windchill* You too, loser. Magnum Ace 10:21 pm ((billy, why Whirl 10:21 pm Please do. Carry on in my memory. *drapes a claw over his spark* Specs 10:21 pm *hops down* I should probably go too. *cronch cronch* Goodnight, everyone! Whirl 10:21 pm Drink a lot on my behalf. Windchill 10:21 pm *Hand over spark, as well.* Magnum Ace 10:22 pm Good night Windchill 10:22 pm *He's not drinking, but okay.* Bevel 10:22 pm *waves to Whirl and dragon* Swoop 10:22 pm *rocks in place, he lives here now apparently, that's fine, he's just going to babble on and on about cool things the Pink Ranger has done in this and other things* FakeProwl 10:22 pm *he's about carved a groove through his thumb on one of Tarantulas's shin spikes.* Whirl 10:23 pm ((sorry to bounce so soon but i gotta finish up writing my study guide for my quiz tomorrow, NIGHT Y'ALL)) Windchill 10:23 pm (( GOOD LUCK. )) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm @Prowl: [[He enjoyed dancing with you. But if you insist.]] He'd hoped seeing them do something other than destroying property would be helpful. Evidently not. [[Perhaps he will do a different one for you later, himself. If you would like that.]] Swoop 10:23 pm ((night night)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm ((night!)) Specs 10:23 pm ((gl cy!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm {{Yeah, Bird liking pink ranger. Her fly good.}} {{For human. Neheheh.}} Swoop 10:24 pm Her best ranger fOR SURE Keheh Her maybe not Swoop and BIRD good but her good GOOD flyer : > Windchill 10:25 pm She was also pink. Swoop 10:25 pm Yah pink Windchill 10:25 pm *Likes pink ,you can tell because he's wearing pink.* FakeProwl 10:25 pm ... I'd like that. Yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm *Helm dip. If it will help, he will do so when the others have gone.* {{Her fly better than Starscream~}} {{ROCK fly better.}} Bevel 10:26 pm Not true. *grumble grumble* Swoop 10:26 pm Him Starscream good at FAST Tarantulas 10:26 pm *wiggles his leg momentarily to get prowl's attention* Switch fingers, hm? Swoop 10:26 pm Nothing else kehehhehh Windchill 10:26 pm *Isn't going to comment.* Swoop 10:26 pm Good for run away! Bevel 10:27 pm 😐 FakeProwl 10:27 pm Why? Swoop 10:27 pm : > Bevel 10:27 pm Not true! He helped kill Megatron and win the war! Swoop 10:27 pm Where? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm [[Here.]] Bevel 10:27 pm In my universe. Yeah! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm [[Shockwave as well. If you must know.]] Swoop 10:28 pm 😛 ItsyBitsySpyers 10:28 pm [[Though NOBODY won the war.]] *Looking at Bevel.* Magnum Ace 10:28 pm Can I get a bridge home? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[You may. Did you enjoy tonight's fare?]] Bevel 10:29 pm END it then. He helped. He did not run away. 😐 Magnum Ace 10:29 pm I did, thank you. -the bits he didn't have his face buried in his knees for- ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[...He would not recommend next week's. Frenzy has chosen it.]] Pause. [[You have not known him long enough to know what that means. Trust him anyway.]] Tarantulas 10:29 pm *gestures at prowl's grooved finger* Give that one a chance to reform, will you? Windchill 10:30 pm I thought Starscream was dead. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:30 pm [[If you wish to come anyway... bring something comfortable.]] Swoop 10:30 pm Me Swoop fighting Starscream trine all the time -- before Aerialbots! All the time. Them not so tough. 😛 😛 😛 Magnum Ace 10:30 pm ...oh. Thanks for the warning. Windchill 10:30 pm *He hoped Starscream was dead.* Swoop 10:30 pm *is still stuck hanging from the ceiling and happy with that face* FakeProwl 10:30 pm ... I put effort into carving it. Tarantulas 10:31 pm *squints, but nods, alright then* Bevel 10:31 pm He is not dead! Starscream lives in Kaon with, um, Soundwave's butt. *look she barely knew ratbat* FakeProwl 10:31 pm *... baffled look at Bevel* Windchill 10:31 pm ...With Soundwave's BUTT? Swoop 10:31 pm KEHHEHH FakeProwl 10:31 pm *baffled look at Soundwave* Windchill 10:31 pm *CACKLES.* Swoop 10:32 pm Where Soundwave BUTT go? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm *Soundwave slowly puts his visor in his hand.* FakeProwl 10:32 pm ... I thought I had dibs on that. Windchill 10:32 pm *Hysterical giggling.* Magnum Ace 10:32 pm -hasn't left and wow he wished he had- Tarantulas 10:32 pm *SNORTS* Bevel 10:32 pm *laughs* One of his minicons. FakeProwl 10:32 pm *quietly goes back to carving his thumb.* Windchill 10:32 pm Oh? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm [[With R--]] HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO FWOOSH THE LIGHTS OR FREEZE. AND ENDS UP JUST... BLINKING HIS BIOLIGHTS TWICE. Windchill 10:32 pm *Which one of you is the butt?* Magnum Ace 10:32 pm ............ Twincast 10:33 pm *the quietest chuckling from the back* Bevel 10:33 pm He went away to live with Starscream. Nobody liked him. FakeProwl 10:33 pm *the picture of composure.* Magnum Ace 10:33 pm What? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:33 pm [[With Ratbat. She is talking about Ratbat.]] Bevel 10:33 pm Yeah! Windchill 10:33 pm Nobody likes Starcream either, so that's fair. Swoop 10:33 pm Ratbutt Tarantulas 10:33 pm *gently pats soundwave on the shoulder, heh* Windchill 10:33 pm Ratbutt. Bevel 10:33 pm *sticks her tongue out at Windchill* I like Starscream. Windchill 10:33 pm *Sticks his tongue out back.* I don't. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm *Is patted. It doesn't help.* Bevel 10:34 pm It is ok to be wrong, Windchill. Windchill 10:34 pm I consider myself lucky that I never had to work with him. FakeProwl 10:34 pm *murmurs* Sorry. Too far? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm //Pffheheh.// FakeProwl 10:34 pm *only a little bit sorry.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm @P: [[Not too far. Truthful. Merely - surprising.]] Magnum Ace 10:34 pm -Confused all over again. Dibs on...?- ItsyBitsySpyers 10:35 pm [[Oh. Yes. Your bridge. He apologizes.]] *Picks his face up out of his hand and looks outside. Bwoosh. Bridge.* Swoop 10:35 pm *little wing flaps so he can get rocking again* Bevel 10:35 pm *feels a little better having defended Starscream finally after so many movie nights just letting comments go by without saying anything* Windchill 10:36 pm *Tries really hard to not be distracted by the motion of Swoop swinging in his peripheral.* *Fails, and stares.* Magnum Ace 10:36 pm -waves, and leaves before anything else like that can be said- Swoop 10:37 pm *is totally used to confused and "i'm going to kill you" stares so remains uneffected* Windchill 10:37 pm *Has reasons to dislike Starscream, thanks.* Tarantulas 10:37 pm *tarantulas is so proud of himself for hanging swoop up there so successfully. this has been gr8* Windchill 10:37 pm You Swoop having fun? Swoop 10:37 pm YAH Him Spiderbot do Magnum Ace 10:37 pm ((g'night, and thanks for mildly traumatizing Ace Windchill 10:37 pm Of course he did. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm ((night, and you're welcome!)) Windchill 10:38 pm *Fights really, really hard to quell a snide thought.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm *It's the most peace they've had with Swoop present in months.* *Soundwave might hire him to do that more often.* *No stapled cushions, no burned anything, no bitten guests...* Twincast 10:39 pm *a miracle* Tarantulas 10:39 pm *don't jinx it sw* Windchill 10:39 pm *A miracle of science.* Swoop 10:39 pm *will absolutely continue to up the anty but, for tonight, the anty is appropriate amounts of up* FakeProwl 10:39 pm *is still peeved that it means reinforcing to swoop that he can get what he wants by being obnoxious enough.* Swoop 10:40 pm *buddy that ship sailed like 30 years ago* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:40 pm *When what he wants is to do something more destructive than go Up, Soundwave will give him the Boot.* Swoop 10:41 pm *is still fine with being here, will attempt to burn his way to freedom eventually though* *gotta watch out sw* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:41 pm *See? Bridge soon.* Swoop 10:41 pm Soundwave Windchill 10:41 pm *Problem: not solved.* Swoop 10:41 pm You show other Power Ranger thing. Old one! With Her Kimberly : > Me Swoop watch -- DINOBOTS watch. When it was TV : > ItsyBitsySpyers 10:42 pm ((OH YEAH i was gonna play music)) Swoop 10:42 pm Me Swoop like Power Rangers. Windchill 10:42 pm Swoop has good taste. *Nods.* Swoop 10:42 pm Yup Tarantulas 10:42 pm (( u were gonna play music but then ur butt got claimed, that's what Windchill 10:43 pm What other shows does Swoop like? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm ((it's all prowl's fault)) Swoop 10:44 pm *starts picking at some webbing with the fingers on his wings* UMMM Windchill 10:44 pm (( I blame Bevel. )) Swoop 10:44 pm Rugrats Windchill 10:44 pm *Nods. Good choice.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm ((UR RIGHT she started it)) [[There will be some of that in... two weeks, he believes.]] Windchill 10:45 pm What about...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? That's good stuff. Swoop 10:45 pm YAH that good one Duck Tales Windchill 10:46 pm YEAH. I like Sailor Moon, too. It's sparkly. Swoop 10:46 pm uhhmmmm Me Swoop dont remember Oh, this Thundercats Windchill 10:47 pm Hooooo? That's me! Swoop 10:47 pm Him Slag like He-Man Windchill 10:47 pm He-Man is the best. Swoop 10:47 pm Me Swoop ... not sure if Sailor Moon. It girl thing. Tarantulas 10:47 pm (( TOO META Windchill 10:48 pm So? Swoop 10:48 pm ((DONT DO THIS TO SWOOP)) Soooo Windchill 10:48 pm (( I see NOTHING. )) Swoop 10:48 pm Him Slag and Him Grimlock dont like girl thing Bevel 10:48 pm *sees everything and is amused* Swoop 10:48 pm And them PUNCH Windchill 10:48 pm Him Slag and Him Grimlock LAME. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:48 pm ((..was that peter cullen's voice)) FakeProwl 10:48 pm ((it's just a 30 second music video celebrating Earth's new heroes, mixed in with a bunch of totally fake cartoons.)) Bevel 10:48 pm ((it sounded like it Swoop 10:49 pm Keheheh them hear you say that, them PUNCH Windchill 10:49 pm They can punch me all they want. Might be fun. FakeProwl 10:49 pm *okay, he's long gotten deep enough in his thumb that he's just dragging the spike through static. switches thumbs.* Bevel 10:49 pm ((it sounded enough like him I was about to have Bevel glare at the screen Swoop 10:49 pm keheh Them punch hard Windchill 10:50 pm I'm pretty tough. And...girly, I guess. *Shrugs.* FakeProwl 10:51 pm *oh hey, a show about absurdly heroic police officers* Swoop 10:51 pm *shrugs* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:51 pm *...Makes a note to inspect that later.* Swoop 10:51 pm *flaps his wings to get rocking FASTER and starts to try to scratch some of the web* *perks up* KEHHEHH ItsyBitsySpyers 10:52 pm [[He does not think a bird should survive diving into solid gold.]] Swoop 10:52 pm Duck Tails! Bevel 10:52 pm That looks fun. Swoop 10:52 pm Woo ooo! Windchill 10:52 pm Now this song will be stuck in my head. FOREVER... Swoop 10:53 pm ((literally all of these are going to play in my brain at the same time when I lay down to sleep...)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:53 pm ((good. now y'all can live my life.)) Windchill 10:53 pm (( Lord have mercy upon your soul. )) Tarantulas 10:53 pm *has tuned out again* Swoop 10:53 pm *squeals* 😀 Animaniacs AWESOME Funny funny Windchill 10:55 pm *He's more familiar with the Disney stuff.* Swoop 10:55 pm Pinky smarter than Him Sludge kehhehheh FakeProwl 10:55 pm *at this point Prowl isn't even self-soothing anymore, he's just gotten into a groove of carving his thumb.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:56 pm *Soundwave holds a hand out. Can he have that thumb?* Windchill 10:56 pm Special Young People. FakeProwl 10:56 pm *... gives Soundwave his other hand. It's already healed.* Swoop 10:56 pm ....... Captain Planet kiiiind of like Power Rangers *LITERALLY ONLY JUST NOTICING THE COMMON SET UPS* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:57 pm *Nods his helm toward the one being carved. Come on, now.* Windchill 10:57 pm Kind of... FakeProwl 10:57 pm I'm using that one. Swoop 10:57 pm *SQUEAKS* GHOSTBUSTERS Windchill 10:57 pm *Bustin' makes me FEEL GOOD.* Swoop 10:57 pm Soundwave Soundwave Us watch Ghostbusters! Tarantulas 10:57 pm *brain-nudges sw, just let prowl have this* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:58 pm [[No Ghostbusters tonight, Swoop.]] Swoop 10:58 pm : > FakeProwl 10:58 pm *What's Soundwave need that hand for when Prowl's already offered a perfectly good one* Swoop 10:58 pm Tomorrow Windchill 10:58 pm Why not watch it at your house, Swoop? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:58 pm @Tarantulas: [[It is harm-- it would harm him. If it were not an avatar.]] Swoop 10:58 pm Me Swoop not live in HOUSE Windchill 10:59 pm In...Cave? Swoop 10:59 pm Yup : > Windchill 10:59 pm Me too, kinda. But I call it a house. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:59 pm *He'll hold the one he was given, though.* Swoop 10:59 pm Why? Windchill 10:59 pm It makes me feel better about living in a cave if I call it a house. Swoop 11:00 pm Why? FakeProwl 11:00 pm *All right. He's reached a stopping point.* Do you still need this one? Windchill 11:00 pm I'm scared of caves. Tarantulas 11:00 pm *looks at sw for a moment... then pulls his legs off sw's lap. there. no access, then* Swoop 11:00 pm ??? FakeProwl 11:00 pm *:(* Windchill 11:00 pm I don't like being underground. Swoop 11:01 pm Why? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:01 pm [[He would like it.]] Damn it, Tarantulas. That's not what he wanted. It could've been possible to have both. Windchill 11:01 pm Dunno. It's a phobia. Swoop 11:01 pm *is swinging with a : > face* Phobia means scared Windchill 11:01 pm *Is sharing because he doesn't expect anyone is gonna use it against him.* It means extreme and irrational fear, yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:02 pm *Maybe. Maybe not. It's getting recorded either way.* Swoop 11:02 pm *only knows the one jumping up and down trick for being manipulative anyhoo* extREME Bevel 11:03 pm I am gonna go now. Night, everyone! Windchill 11:03 pm *He might have a phobia, but he still knows, logically, that he can survive exposure to it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:03 pm [[Goodnight, Bevel.]] Swoop 11:03 pm ((night)) Windchill 11:03 pm Bye, Butt. You're Extreme, Swoop. Extremely Extreme. Swoop 11:03 pm You uhhhhhhhhhh clawwwww... strophobic Windchill 11:03 pm Extrememememe. Swoop 11:03 pm mememem keheh Windchill 11:04 pm Yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:04 pm ((lots of accidental hasbro in here)) Windchill 11:04 pm Claustrophobic. Kinda. Good on you for knowing that word. Swoop 11:04 pm Lot of flyers got that Not swoop Me Swoop live in volcano cave Windchill 11:05 pm Guess a lot of flyers are big BABIES. Swoop 11:05 pm YUP keheh Windchill 11:06 pm *Points* Horses. FakeProwl 11:06 pm ((o shit i got the remote)) ((this is too much power)) Swoop 11:06 pm Me Swoop don't know this show Windchill 11:06 pm Me neither. But it has shiny horses? I'm in. Swoop 11:06 pm You like horse? Windchill 11:06 pm Yeah! ItsyBitsySpyers 11:06 pm ((power is fleeting)) Swoop 11:07 pm ?????????????????? wat Windchill 11:07 pm ... Could they come up with a dumber name? Swoop 11:08 pm pizza cat pretty dumb name kehehhehh Dinosaurs cooler Windchill 11:08 pm *Gives Swoop a Look, but doesn't argue.* I like cats too. My friend is gonna give me hers to take care of. Swoop 11:08 pm *has pretty ineffectively been picking at the webbing with his wings, wants to move more, the solution is fire clearly* Windchill 11:09 pm They're really....round. Swoop 11:09 pm *puffs flames over one arm* *not full blow flamethrower, just enough to try to get the stuff connected to his arm to die* Windchill 11:09 pm *Raises eyebrows in alarm.* Tarantulas 11:10 pm *thankfully this is the kind that disintegrates, so, it's gone* Windchill 11:10 pm *Not at the atrocious intro, either.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm ((jesus this is loud i'm sorry i walked away for like two mintues)) Swoop 11:10 pm *immediately has his belief that fire is the solution to everything confirmed and gets to work burning his way to freedom* ((np cro)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm [[DON'T--]] *RIPS THE WEBBING AND OPENS A BRIDGE BELOW* Swoop 11:11 pm *cackles* What don't? 😮 *k BYE* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:11 pm *...Shakes his feeler with disgust. Webs again.* Windchill 11:11 pm *Well, Swoop's on his own. It's time for the He-Man Intro.* I love this show. It's so bad. Swoop 11:12 pm ((good show everyone lol)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:12 pm ((best swoop's ever b... they actually made a cartoon of this? ew?)) Swoop 11:13 pm ((swoop behaved better when Bird was sleeping but there is def an emerging pattern of him doing better when Laserbeak is beat up and ready for max pampering XD)) Tarantulas 11:13 pm *looks up belatedly - ah, swoop's gone* Windchill 11:13 pm That sounds...Wrong. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:13 pm *Rumble snickers. Pole position.* Swoop 11:13 pm ((night!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:14 pm ((night!!)) Windchill 11:14 pm (( Night! )) Who am I gonna pester now? *Swoop, you fool.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:16 pm [[Your mate?]] Windchill 11:16 pm I COULD...but I'm giving him a break from me right now. Windchill 11:18 pm *GASPS.* Darkwing Duck is good. Windchill 11:19 pm *Takes on a glazed, sickly look; like an infected doughnut.* Windchill 11:21 pm *Squints.* My friend told me about this one. I haven't watched it. Tarantulas 11:22 pm (( i'm ducking out for a moment, brb Windchill 11:22 pm It looks egregiously destructive though, so I can see why she likes it... ItsyBitsySpyers 11:23 pm [[Perhaps you should.]] Windchill 11:23 pm Maybe. Windchill 11:24 pm Maybe I'll go bother my boyfriend after all. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:25 pm [[Very well. Enjoy it.]] Windchill 11:25 pm *Stands and stretches.* I always do. Windchill 11:26 pm He needs to build up his tolerance for hijinks anyway. That's...what I'm for. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:27 pm //Best'a luck. Knock 'em dead.// Windchill 11:27 pm Yep. *Filled with Grim Determination and malicious plots involving a surveillance camera and chicken dancing, he walks out.*

#chat

[rassasassalin]

Kane, Kane I love you, but I don't want to see you fight Brock.  It'll be the worst kind of trainwreck.  I don't even really wanna see Braun fight Brock again, just because I don't trust them to do right and have him beat mister dickchest.

...Kurt, really?  Jfc.  I guess it'll bring the casual fans in.  Fuck me, I'm just so tired of Brock.  Love Heyman, hate seeing that dumb purple face and penis tattoo.

Joe Rollins... Yeah, that'll be a good match, but it doesn't quite get the gross lesner taste outta my mouth.

Don't call Seth bad, Cole, he's trying to redeem himse- JORDAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLEASE STOP I REALLY LEGITIMATELY WANT TO LIKE YOU AND YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD TO DO. Fuckin Seth's face, tho, like "who the hell is this child and who let him in my ring???"  Man is lucky that Dean hasn't dropped down from the ceiling to try and brutalize him.

Ah Joe, you know you're always the bell of any ball that matters.

Not sure Seth's one to talk about Daddy issues considering his history with Trips and Steph, but  ok, you a face now, we'll politely ignore the things you did as a heel.

Things I would not actually be surprised should they happen: Joe ends up kind of adopting Jason Jordan as his pupil/understudy for the purpose of annoying the shit out of Kurt as Jordan goes through his rebellious stage.

...A WWF commercial on the WWE is really weirding me out.  I mean, hell yeah, let's stop tiger poaching, but like... 's'weird.

I don't like that noise Seth made when he was rammed into the barricade, if he could never make that noise again that'd be great. Is the crowd chanting boring?  People have no appreciation for ring psychology anymore.  I know you guys don't like Jordan, but let him try to murder Seth's back jfc it makes sense, let the boy live. Wow, yeah, that probably should have been Jordan's win, wow.  Also, nice to see American Alpha on the same super cool suplexing lane.  I can dig it.

Pffff, Love Tap.  It's just a lil' love tap.  Love Booker T.

Whoever in the crowd is chanting boring needs to shut the fuck GULAK YES PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW HOW DREW IS FEELING AFTER LAST WEEK IS HE GOING TO PUT ON A BRAVE FACE OR WILL HE BE TOTALLY DESPONDENT OR JUST VERY CONFLICTED?  GIVE ME MY CRUISERWEIGHTS NOW PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

ALSO IF THEY COULD DELETE THE SKITTLES POX COMMERCIAL THAT WOULD ALSO BE FANTASTIC I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY IT'S SO GROSS.

Dean called Sheamus and Cesaro the Europeans.  AND HE CAN'T TEAM WITH A FACE LIKE JORDAN'S.  DEANO.  Deano please.  I can't.

...I also can't deal with bwoken matt please oh my god i just want bray to be taken seriously and also want matt to do ridiculously stupid backyard wrestling shit and i'm just not sure i can get both at the same time.

BRAY PLEASE STAHP WITH THE FACES

Things I am honestly surprised by: The fact that nobody has found a way to get the chant "Oooo-ver" into Finn's theme song.  Or just, chanting Over at him any time he's in the ring.

Book, come on dude, give m'boys a chance before you say their strategy aint workin, the match only just started. Oops, someone's bleedin. Oh boyos, boooo, why you gotta be like that, come on that's not HOLY SHIT HIDEO!  I was NOT expecting him tonight!!!

...is... are they thinking of moving Finn over to 205 live?  Hideo's already there, and Vince has a habit of purposefully putting people that he doesn't think has what it takes in no win situations just so he can say he was right all along.  Well, joke's on fucking you McMahon, because those of us who actually watch the cruiserweights are totally aware of how amazing their in ring work and story telling is, and if you bring Finn over, all you're going to do is get more people to watch them and come to the same realization.  Bringing Finn over might very well make 205 a serious contender against NXT as far as loyal and slightly rabid fanbases go. ...Also did Cole say something about the Zo Train and then Drew Gulak as a separate entity from said train of Enzo???  Should I be reading into that?

That's my dude, Cedric.  Glad you know better than to underestimate Drew.

...Wheeeeeeen will I get my UK boys on their own shooooooooow?????????

Oh my god, here we go, I'm not ready, Drew bby pls Fucking yes those cheers were for Drew thank you for noticing Enzo. ...Hmm... I think they're doing the thin DREEEEEEWW FUCKLNDF KILL ME RIGHT NOW BABY NO HOW DARE YOU FUCKING JAR JAR I'M GONNA DIE I CAN"T FUCKING PLEASE STOP ALSO HE"S NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU FUCKING THANK YOU CEDRIC ...Where is Enzo going?  How is going to help Drew cheat from up there?  Also I just noticed Drew's Trunks I think I like them but might also kind of hate thhem they somehow look kinda skimpier than his black ones and I'm not sure how or why Zulak.  Eheheh.  Zuul motherfucker. Okay, so, typing this out while having my eyes glued on the screen so will probably have a number of interjections when exciting things happen, but I'm thinking maybe to explain this whole coming out like Drew didn't do nothing wrong- Drew holy shit, don't flip over the top rope like that, thanks- might be because they're doing that thing where they act like nothing happened on tuesday because they assume that the regular audience didn't bother to watch, which is like... I sort of understand but it also really pisses me off.  Wrestling fans in general aren't actually that stupid, and fun fact, Drew Gulak and Enzo Amore are in fact good enough story tellers to say through a few words, and show through their actions, that shit went down.  That's kind of the great thing about wrestling.  It's a soap opera in the way that you can stop watching for years and years and years, and come back- Sweet baby jesus another WWF commercial what the hell is happening here- to basically any show and pretty much have a pretty good idea of what's going on, storyline wise. -Look, if Cedric wasn't on the top rope, he couldn't be tossed off it, let's be real.  ALSO AMORE YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND STOP THREATENING MY DREW AND STOP CALLING HIM GABBY GOO GOO I DON'T APPROVE but I do approve Drew working the wings and back like how beautiful i do legitimately love technical wrestling- Just given the action of the "actors" we can tell who's a good guy, who's a baddy, who's got beef with who, and anything that can't be super easily explained, we got video packages for. I'm kind of seriously worried that they're going to do a- FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TIE HIM UP DREW I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SHUT THE FUCK ENZO  FUCK ME THAT FIGHTING FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE WAS FUCKING AMAZING  AND where the fuck is Zo going????  Drew, no, come on, don't get distrac- fuck.  Too late.  Drew is... is Drew bleeding he IS Fuck me, okay, kinda figured that's how this'll beeeee Nia no why???

Shit, okay, thought I was having- Enzo's going to get used and abused, by his train and by Nia probably until the only one he has left is Drew, who is lame and a dweeb and a fucking square but you know what unlike everyone else he's been a true friend despite everything that Enzo has put him through and so, through Drew's good dork heart, he helps mends Enzo so he stops being so jaded and hurt after what Cas did to him.  Or not.  Probably not, at all, but it's a road that they could go down should they choose to.

Mmmkay, Asuka win, unsurprising, slightly surprised that Absolution hasn't come back out to fuck with her again.  Like, if I was eventually going to be going up against Asuka, I'd be playing mindgames and beating her down to give myself a weakpoint to target later on every chance I got.

Shhhiiiiiit, I remember that countdown, it was Ammmaaaaaazing~  I popped as hard as an 8yo could pop and I didn't quite understand what was happening but I knew that I would never be the same Ageen.  Good times.  Good fucking times.

Ah yes, and here come *in Ambrose Voice* The Europeans.  I'm sorry, I'm never going to get over it, it makes me want to both laugh and cry, Deano has a gift on the mic truly.

Not to be a grammarnazi, but it's you'RE a stupid idiot, not your.

Calling it now- Jason is gonna get in Dean's way/ knocked into him or Seth, and Ambrose is going to get distracted enough with beating the shit out of him that it somehow causes him and Seth to lose the match, either because Seth'll go for the tag and no one will be there, or someone's gonna get ambushed and then pinned real quick.  That, or Dean tries to push Jordan out of the way, and so Jordan jumps in to fight back and they lose because of that.

Woooooooow, Jordan.  Slow your damn roll. I mean, I don't think I'd have started with Seth either, because he's obviously still feeling that earlier fight, but still.  You don't go at it that way.  C'mon man. Ahahahaa omg what the hell was that slide across the ring by Cesaro that was the oddest looking thing I've seen in ages.  I mean, I appreciate the blueballing against a hot tag, but like, ehehe I want to be mad but I'm just giggling. Dean, I appreciate you putting Seth back in the ring but why didn't you put him back in closer to your corner??? Shit, Dean, are you okay???  Fuck, shit, that better be a work, jesus, oh no, ohhhh no please come on oh shit I don't like that ending it was awkward as fuck fuuuuuuuck deano....

...No, wait, uh, uhhhh, they setting up for a turn?  I mean, Dean's the obvious one to make a heel turn on the Shield right now.  Personally, I'd go with Roman, because it'd be less expected and unfortunately people are going to go back to booing him as soon as the Shield isn't around anymore so you might as well give the crowds a REASON to boo him, but I know Dean's the lunatic so...  Christ I really hope this is a work and he's not actually hurt...

Limo???  Oh!  Oh, Steph's home!  Nice!

...Matt, omg.  I'd watch Matt fight a fish.  ...Woken Warriors.  Matt, please stop. ...Fuck me, they're going to go back to crossdressing Bray again.  Please, let's not do that again. I like that Corey is a Woken Warrior.  I shouldn't, but I do.

Okay, okay, they're showing Dean getting hurt alot, so... maybe yes a work???  YES, Okay, attack backstage means work, definitely work.  Or like, Dean does have issues with his arm so he needs time off to get it fixed.   They used to do this all the time to let the wrestlers have Kayfabe reasons to not be around for a couple of months.  But like... they're pretty upfront about when a guy or gal does get injured now, so...  I have no idea what's going on.

Fuck yeah, welcome back Revival.  Missed you boys.  Who's their first victims then?  Oh, Heath and Rhyno.  Awww.  Well, makes sense.  At least they're getting tv timmmmmmm what is Dana Wearing???  Why???????  BOOKER MY DUDE NO PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT DANA COUNTING CALORIES THAT'S NOT COOL.

KURT DON'T YOU FIRE MY HEATH HE'S GOT KIDS!!!  oh god what is rhyno gonna put heath through????

Hello Elias. ...I love Elias. please go caroling at me. Man fuck Goodell. I- what?  Sasha???  What are you doing?  Oh my god.  Are the girls gonna beat up Elias?  I mean, not that I'm super against it or anything, but like, why?  Is there a reason for this?  Has he done something?  Oh, it's because it's time for their match, right?  He's eating up their time.... Oh no that one buddy, that's so sad, but it was a good try Bailey. Bye, Elias.  Dude...  You can't not hug Bailey.

...Why HASN'T Nia been more involved with fighting Absolution.  She's a huge threat.  You'd think they'd try to take her out early. ...Dana changed her clothes. Well, hello there Boss Lady. Paige looks like she knows she's about to be grounded but is trying to play it cool.

I'd like to point out that if there was a big ol' fella rumble going on and an Dude McMahon came out, they wouldn't have stopped fighting.  But the Ladies know when toooooooooo YESSSSS PLEASE STEPHANIE I WANT A FUCKING WOMEN'S RUMBLE YEP YEP YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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