#when the delusions win>>>>

[bytebun]

hey don’t cry. 10 million blorbos from your shows, okay?

#commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #uh. i guess implied #codywan #star wars #bytebun draws #ok on twitter sometimes japanese artists i follow will caption their au posts with 'delusion for those who can accept anything' #(and then explain the au) (or at least that's what google translate tells me) #that's how i feel about this one. #can't imagine a universe where this guy would sit down to play mario cart w his bf's family after an obvious crying jag #but like maybe he watched legally blond or something & got rlly moved #abt the main character finding her own path with an identity separate from her partner without losing the core elements of her personality #and self-expression. and also winning at the law. you know? #au cody can have elle woods as his blorbo. #in my au where he's doing law things re: clone citizenship #but also fuck stylizing crying genuinely hard. idk if i can get stylistically simpler than the first pic & still convey the precise emotion #that i want. i'm cheating there with like some actual shading instead of hard lines... more studying required #it's like difficult to draw people crying bc/ it's one of those emotions that changes the whole shape of your face... the invert of a #beaming smile. the tears aren't the important part... that's why the 'stoic guy sheds single tear trope' is so funny #they're out there w their plastic immobile faces and a fake tear when the important part is all those scrunched up microexpressions #someone trying rlly hard not to cry has the deeper mouth corners & tense brow-eyelid combo & that wrinkle near the nostril #unfortunately all of these lines are also the only indication of old age in most anime lmao so its so so hard to figure out how to draw em #shld do some ch*insawman or g*lden kmy studies probably. those guys r pretty good at funny looking faces

[leahthedreamer]

Here’s how Gabi and Guillaume returning for a final olympic season will save ice dance from destitute-

#hear me out #cause at least when they were dominating they were GOOD whatever is happening now objectively isn’t #therefore my plan: #they return in time for 2026 #win because I do not think the judges are shameless enough to pretend that f/g and c/b are at their level #forces all the hag teams to retire after because who in their right mind is going another Olympic quad #all the robbed younger teams move up by default in the rankings #gabi and gui retire with their double golds vive la France #ice dance is saved! #I’m playing the long game please keep up with my delusions #figure skating #ice dance

[sarah-cam]

I'M UP!!

#linstead #chicago pd #text #even when i lose i still win #it's no longer delusion!! #anti upstead #<- because i'm respectful :)

[thatonesquintern13]

HERE’S HOW WE CAN STILL GET TEDBECCA ENDGAME

#idk y’all. #maybe with travis kelce level of delusion we too can win #i do hope when you see this you are picturing me at a red string murder board like charlie in it’s always sunny. tedbecca is my pepe silvia. #taylor swift #tedbecca #ted lasso #my beef with kansas vs my want for taylor to be happy…. imagine how tired i am. #also before anon comes for me THIS IS A JOKE

[lesbianpegbar]

obsessed with him

#and hes still so smitten for him its insane #the fact that he just drops this on a group of strangers after saying 'hi' PLEASE #all of them being like oh. uh. no cant say i have #me when im about to beat the shit out of this kid but then he says something so out of left field that i need to pause for a moment #i need to emphasize that in canon him being a guy does not seem to be a problem to him so much as a surprise #hes so obsessed with the other guy it makes him look stupid #anyway. love wins or whatever <3 #heavenly delusion

[automaticstarlightcomputer]

bitches be 300 lbs saying "I'm worried if I count any calories I'll get an eating disorder

:("

motherfucker you already goddamn have one

#takes too spicy for instagram #eating disorders are apparently only dangerous if they make you skinny #youre worried about getting anorexia when you should be worried about fuckin diabetes #tess holiday has done irreparable damage to fat peoples brains #“im battling anorexia” and winning supremely #fatphobia #fatphobia tw #i love fat ppl but i hate the delusions they get sometimes #you dont get to 300+lbs by being anorexic kween

[barcaislifeee]

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS LFG WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK BABY

#fc barcelona #uefa champions league #ucl 23/24 #joao felix #joao cancelo #WE ARE SO BACK #GIVE US BAYERN #GIVE US CITY #WE ARE WINNING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE #AND WHEN WE DO I WILL CRY #PLEASE LAPORTA SELL UR KIDNEYS IF U HAVE TO #I WILL FUNDRAISE #BUT WE NEED CANCELO PERMANENTLY #AND FELIX MY BABYGIRL U CAN HAVE MY FIRSTBORN #WE NEVER FUCKING LEFT #but on a less delusional note #xaviball #why #genuinely thank god for peña pulling thru #back to delusion #WE ARE WINNING THE TREBLE #i used to pray for times like this #🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 #gavi my pookie #you are missed

[dazednmatthews]

i got 261 days for my tiktok to blow up so that i can build a following and pull all my youtuber/influencer crushes like hamzah and matt jus wait it’s ON!

#cherriespeaks #when i’m up there it’s over for everyone #taking over the scene #i’m a fucking star!!! #the delusions are winning #voices beating my ass rn #i need to go to sleep

[nerdynikki94]

Honestly? Did I want more from DTAMHD? Yes, I did. I wanted something signifying actual progression for Dennis' character (even just a crumb of genuine growth) , and I sincerely don't think we got that. However... we did get a fascinating insight into the process of his mind. Dennis' level of self-denial is so ironic and profound. He can't acknowledge the inevitability that he's middle-aged.

(I swear this episode honestly has given me an alt hc, that the show is based in his mind; because logistically, a man of his lifestyle and malnourishment could not commit the feats he is constantly sailing through. TGGB & DTAMHD... back-to-back? What happened to his hand? Did he even sprain it? Or is he just the most dramatic brat in the gang - clearly the latter.)

It is important to note that he didn’t fix the actual problem. He momentarily masked the symptoms, but ignore long-term help with blood pressure medicine is not going to fix the issue, nor is it going to protect him from fucking keeling over in a stressful situation (when he's not in a contained and quiet Doctor's exam room) and his blood pressure spikes.

I'm honestly a little jaded at this point (16 Fucking Seasons of crumbs, y'all), but if one were to continue 'trusting the structure' this episode conveyed a lot.

The B Plot: The pressure cooker. The metaphor parallels the building pressure Dennis quick-tempered bouts of rage. So, to toss out a little 'cat-in-the-wall' conjecture here: The pressure cooker is Dennis, but we all saw him eat that bloody diamond in the end and we all heard Mac's speech about coal turning into diamonds under massive pressure. Dennis' experience is a theory of pressure, he daydreams it all in the span of a minute or so. He's roleplaying with hypothetical obstacles. There's no risk. Maybe Dennis, isn't the pressure cooker, but the coal.

If I were to try and take anything hopeful out of this episode, it would be the way the narrative is showing us that this episode acknowledged that Dennis isn't ready yet. It's not his turn to break. It's going to take real, substantial pressure to get that diamond.

It was a hell of a misdirect (and honestly a little bit of a slap in the face), but if these characters live in the real world, where people are bound by the laws of mortality, then Dennis should have his time.

Genuinely, who fucking knows?

I'm not hating on the episode. We all know this is the trashy dick joke sitcom. I just thought that if Mac & Charlie could have moments of genuine heartbreak, culminating in deep catharsis, that maybe Dennis could have that too.... but no.

Can't wait to see the sunny dudebros miss the point & proclaim Dennis Reynolds - SA victim, traumatized individual with an emotionally tumultuous personality disorder - the new Andrew Tate.

I'm sorry, but yeah. I'm a little miffed. It was all a dream, and everything goes Dennis' way. Y'all I'm fucking tired. This was a great episode for Glenn, but a fucking frustrating episode for Dennis. I may have wanted a little macden, but all I cared about was seeing Dennis face the limitations of his mortality, to see that he's failing his body and his brain. He didn't have to actually take the medicine (I wouldn't expect him to), but Goddammit, everything seems to work out in his delusional favor. So, of course he's going to continue being delusional, and probably only change for the worse.

I'll say it: I wanted a broken Dennis, and we did not get that. He didn't even crack, the unbearble and apparently now canonical Golden God. That episode's title was intended to tease sunnyblr.

Excuse the plethora of tags. I just kept getting more irritated.

#what i take from the episode is further insight to the lengths of Dennis' repression which adds to my fic #iasip s16 #i will say this: i can't dislike this episode solely because of how phenomenal glennjamin's performance was. #I'd say I'm retracting the title of macden 'truther'. I'm still a stan. but this ep made me realize dennis is too coddled by the narrative #with TGGB he's constantly winning. even the game he doesn't stay to watch the end of. his body performing near miracles. wtf #the real reason I'm seriously bothered is the sunny dudebros. they already idolize dennis #this ep has only made it worse because the obvious point of Dennis' actual delusions will go right over their heads. #anybody with a grounded sense of reality can tell you that dennis did not solve a problem #he dreamt up a scenario in some kind of toxic meditation session. he's getting older. and his denial is metastasizing #Dennis' denial isn't sustainable. I'm kind of cutting off my investment in that regard. he's a fucking mess & he's currently being idolized #dennis reynolds #definitely not my favorite episode. not bc of lack of macden. a little bc Den needs limitations. mainly bc 'it was all a dream' is cheap #ranting.excuse me for wanting 1 of my fave characts actually have his poor health.self-destructive coping mechanism/trauma acknowledged #can't believe i was actually afraid i wouldn't be able to write because too much might happen in DTAMHD...! 🤣 #it should've all happened. but instead ended w/him getting charges pressed when he tried to break into ceo's home #ngl. this one hurt. I'm ready for Mac to give up on Dennis. i just wish this fucking show would let him. #excuse me while i go bawl like a baby watching MFHP. because I'm heartbroken that Dennis' BPD makes him push Mac away. #let's just say that realization has been bogging me down in my personal life the last couple of days. & this bummed me out. #Robert McElhenney. I'm outside the studio screaming at you to just let Mac move on & actually meet someone! #I'm not saying he deserves a relationship. but fuck... after 40 yrs of repression can he at least have a fling & fall out of love w/Den? #Dennis won't ever let him meet someone. & he'll never treat Mac like he actually cares about him.bc his own vulnerability terrifies him.😭

[336-323bc]

I love how Gojo fans are coping arguing against what THEIR FAVE SAID. Like "but why how did he say sukuna is stronger its clearly not true!!" BRO HE FUCKING SAID IT HIMSELF WHY WOULD HE SAY IT FOR THE LOLZ HES THE LAST PERSON WHO WOULD ADMIT SUCH A THING LMAO

#jjk spoilers #jjk leaks #Gojo fans when he said he'd win: HE SAID HED WIN SO HELL WIN!!! HE SAID IT #Gojo fans when Gojo says Sukuna is stronger: NO THAT'S NOT TRUE!! THAT ISN'T TRUE!!! #like shut the fuck up and stop coping #gege had to literally write gojo to say it and yall still don't get the memo #i straight up see people saying “idc what the narrator and gojo say its not true” ARE YOU OK??? ARE YOU SANE RIGHT NOW #ok so were just not believing the source material now lollll #go ahead live in your delusions istggg

[thiagodasilva]

how have this assna squad convinced their fans that they’re world class

#the delusions are MAD #talk to me all you want about chels but when we’re ass I’m the first one to say it #assna fans will swear up and down they’re winning it all when they’re actually STINKIN up the place #could not be me #LIVERPOOL PLEASE

[sodrippy]

did my nails for the first time in a year earlier today and for what. to destroy them in a fit of anxious picking and biting not twenty hours later. awesome

#im so pissed off this is so fucking SCHEWPID #i was like god this is the same feeling as being ten and having a horrid nightmare that continues when youre fully awake #except i suppose at least now i have a smartphone and wifi. so theres that ! #and of course i am not experiencing the truly horrible delusion/phantom feeling so! huge fucking win genuinely! #sidebar but isnt it kind of fucked to be a little kid having a nightmare not daring to wake your parent up bc u know theyll just be annoyed #i feel like thats kind of fucked up a little #anyway having a real 2014 this blog is explicitly my diary moment. sorry. goodnight sodriply nation

[maddyshome]

I know that Yuuta is probably gonna be the one fighting Kenny but damn...I cannot give up. I just can’t. Sorry yall. I really want to see Yuuji vs Kenjaku. They need to, at least, meet. 

#jjk #kenjaku #yuuji itadori #gege im literally begging you #how can i reach this man i gotta say my thing #im taking out my crystals brb #and i want it to be so emotional #do yall remember when ginsan was fighting the old samurai hold up lemme google his name #jirocho #yes thats it. i want it to be even more emotional #like kenny unconsciously misses #and then love is the most twisted curse #the love of a parent #and i want to cry reading and watching the scene #while listening to as the world caves in #huh did i let my delusions win #in the tags too

[ifindtheartifacts]

*planning trips to Williamsburg, Boston, and Liverpool for next year*

*doesn’t have real job yet and only makes money watching dogs*

#I know delusion when I see it in the mirror amirite #at least in two of those places I’m staying for free #AND my dad is winning the lottery tonight im manifesting #so it’ll be fine #ITLL ALL BE FINE #EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN

[paradoxlemonade]

WELCOME BACK mothers and fuckers of the jury. It is I, your FUCKING HONOR.

I am running on MAYBE four hours of sleep and I'm participating in a cook-off later but I am THRIVING.

#i win these #idea speaks #idea original post #i got that essay finished six hours before it was due and it was GREAT. i am a FANTASTIC WRITER. #i cannot tell if that is a nervous affirmation of the truth or a grand delusion! we'll find out when it's graded!

[yanderefairyangel]

Ok, my brain will never let me rest with the Fell Xenologue but while I do like the concept I think rather then a mirror dimension the Fell Xenologue could have taken place after the Engage bad ending.

Like you know when you lose the final battle and that Alear and Veyle becomes Sombron's slaves again ? I wish it could have taken place here, and instead of Rafal being the boss, the boss is Evil Veyle that can turn into a dragon and fighting with Red Emblem Alear.

And the Royals are still Corrupted but by Veyle. As for the Fell twins and the winds.... yes idk what do with them, maybe at some point we go to Sombron's og world and they live here ?

#fe engage #fire emblem engage #fire emblem #fell xenologue #idk I know it doesnt work but let me have my delusions #like seeing what happens when alear fails to save the world and Sombron wins #my brain won't shut up about it