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#who upset the imola cat
acrosstobear · 3 years
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f1 drivers as classic halloween costumes
qualifying @ imola is on halloween. need i say more?
Lewis: Nurse, but not a sexy one. We’re talking hospital scrubs, lab coat, stethoscope, the whole shebang. Out here honouring our front line workers cause he’s literally the best person alive.
Valterri: Clown that thinks he’s being funny but actually, he’s a really creepy clown and is scaring everyone away. give George the merc seat thx
Max: He’s putting in minimal effort for maximum payout. Yes, he IS wearing a scary and/or gory mask with RBR team clothes. The whole getup sounds scary to me.
Alex: You know my wholesome child is wearing some kind of animal onesie. Don’t even try to deny it.
Seb: Mad scientist. With the Albert Einstein inspired crazy wig, the makeup to make it look like he was just in a lab explosion... You just know this is a good costume.
Charles: Sexy devil and here are my reasons: 1) red 2) sexy 3) devil. Even if I wasn’t talking about costumes, you’d know I was talking about Sharl.
Lando: You KNOW this kid is putting on a morph suit and calling it a day. Classic popular kid move. I still love him anyways.
Carlos: Cringey tourist in a Hawaiian shirt. I was running out of ideas tbh but he gives me happy, ignorant vibes, just like an American tourist.
Daniel: He’s either dressing up as a cop or as a fire fighter, but both would definitely be the sexy, shirtless version. I’m gonna have to move on before I picture this one too much.
Esteban: 80’s workout instructor. It’s the gay chaotic energy I AM SO SORRY.
Lance: Superhero — so wholesome and so common and you KNOW he’s got the really expensive exact replica version that you’d wear at Comic Con rather than the cheap Costco lookalike.
Checo: Cowboy. SUCH A DAD COSTUME. I’m picturing now it boots with spurs, wide leg jean, denim on denim and the best cowboy hat money can buy.
Pierre: The daintiest, prettiest, fiercest cat of all time. PLEASE imagine little ears sticking out of his hair!!! Whiskers drawn on his face!!! I’m losing it please help
Daniil: Skeleton. I have so few feelings about Daniil, so a skeleton seemed fitting here lol.
Antonio: Pirate. ITS THE HAIR. I cant unsee this and now I’m picturing Antonio in Pirates of the Caribbean and honestly? I’m not upset.
Kimi: Sheet ghost. He’ll forcibly participate, but he quite literally pulled the sheets off the bed of the hotel that morning and didn’t even bother cutting holes for eyes.
Romain: I mean... Who would Romain be if he didn’t dress up as a chef? There’s literally no other option.
Kevin: Witch, cause he’s devious and petty and wants to get revenge on us all. For reference, I genuinely like Kevin.
George: I have three words for you: DANNY. ZUKO. GREASE. Just thinking about this one sent me into another universe but GEORGE IS DANNY CHANGE MY MIND.
Nicholas: This man is a blank slate. He goes as the second half of a very cringe couples costume that he has absolutely no input in.
(BONUS) Hulk: THE HULK. IM PRETTY SURE YOU GUESSED THAT BEFORE WE EVEN STARTED.
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