#whuuuuut

[20yeardarknite]

So my grandmother in law roomie who’s been here for MONTHS is racist and homophobic not just schizophrenic and refuses to take meds so that’s fun for me and my wife😩😑

#good thing I love my wife #she got mad because we were watching old school rnb vids and there were too many black people on the tv #like whuuuuut what year is it?!? #not sad just disappointed #searching for senior apartments cuz fuck that byeeeeee #racism and homophobia will NOT be tolerated

[adraughtofamortentia]

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#someone is setting off fireworks at 2am?? #whuuuuut??? #i live in like the burbs like where r being a rascal around here??? #we have the hydro field but like its thursday night wtf #rambles #random but i am likr wuuuuuut?????

[iloveebonydymes]

Whuuuuut 👀😍

#ebony dyme #ebony babe #sexy ebony

[oautincorrectquotes]

Regina: I found a pizza called Regina!!

Emma: Cool! Is there a pizza called Emma?

Regina: No.

Emma: Whuuuuut this is SO unfair! Why do you have a pizza named after you??!!

Regina: Oh, look! I found a pizza called "Margherita".

Emma: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MUM HAS A PIZZA NAMED AFTER HER, TOO???!! WHY WASN'T I CALLED MARGHERITA??!!

😭

#hahaha #emma swan #regina mills #ouat snow white #mary margaret

[wowhead]

dude whuuuuut

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Spill out your Quiet One Au Jesse Thoughts now

Reffing to this in case anyone is like whuuuuut

SO when the Great Devourer first starts wreaking havoc at the rally, Harumi manages to convince the Fuchsia Ninja to assist her before they all can see the snake heading for the hospital

Antonia runs to the beach for safety with the rest of the evacutees, Fuchsia follows Harumi, and none of them meet Lady Iron Dragon for a very important pep talk

Fuchsia and Rumi make it there just in time to call for an organized evacuation, with Harumi and her parents getting out nice and safely, while Fuchsia takes it upon himself to get the rest of the inhabitants out of the apartment building

But while doing that, The GD (having already destroyed the hospital) loops around to the east side and sets its sights on the buildings. This drives the crowd into a frenzied panic, with Jesse getting caught up in it, and he winds up herded into The Elevator against his will

Elevator drops and shatters, Jesse is the one that winds up with the face scar, and Lloyd winds up pulling himself from the rubble instead. Despite the injury, Jesse's still present to assist in officially taking down the GD...

...but then upon returning to his family, discovers Miranda's ultimate fate due to the destruction of the hospital (wherein which she wasn't evacuated in time because Jesse wasn't there), which, y'know, breaks him

During the following guilt-induced Outburst (which freaks out his already grieving family who know nothing about his powers), Jesse manages to redirect all his self-blame unto Lloyd instead, as none of this would've happened if he hadn't released the snakes, yadda, blablabla, nothing new there. (But, it's all mainly to stop him from blaming himself)

Winds up running away from home because a) can't handle the guilt and b) can't control his Outbursts anymore

Harumi, meanwhile, is doing great! Remains the same girl she'd been throughout S1, keeps her parents, doesn't get tangled in her uncle's web, and doesn't ultimately feel betrayed by each and every one of her friends!

Jesse, meanwhile, seemingly vanishes off the face of the earth, with everyone in the friend group worried since they all knew he was at least present for the battle (Antonia may or may not be present for his ultimate Outburst though)

(he actually crashes with Mystake, who winds up sharing all her Surprise EM secrets + what Miracle Make is + her own backstory being an Oni and everything), wherein is how Jesse ultimately learns of the Oni Masks

He eventually returns to school, charming his way out of answering any and all questions about where he's been or what happened. And with little left to lose, he starts acting aggressively confident towards everyone (acting like Bess, his Garmadon-created clone anyWAY–)

While biding his time, he searches for what remains of Miranda's Elemental Compendium and combines it with Mystake's intel, helping to build his future plans...

But beyond that, he plays his role basically the same, keeping all his resentment buried. The only real difference is that he never gets together with Cole because of his "new" and technically worse personality (though both probably still have lingering unresolved feelings, woop)

Fast forward fourish years, Jesse doesn't directly form the Sons of Garmadon—instead, he convinces the others that there's a (fake) group out to capture the Oni Masks (which he creates the illusion of being real via his After Image ability, sending most of group on wild goose chases while gathering all the masks in one place), and successfully manages to get Lloyd alone to hunt for the final mask

(Which, while ofc needs someone with Oni blood to remove from the pedestal....there's also the added caveat of it only being able to be wielded by a Descendant of Surprise. Which, while Jesse is an Inheritor, he technically isn't a Descendant)

Which is where Baby Wu comes in, as he and Lloyd both still fit that criteria (but Jesse certainly isn't going to give the mask to Lloyd to wear) but ofc Cole is in Dad!Mode about Baby Wu which leads to a probably emotionally-charged confrontation accumulating with Jesse committing a kidnapping whuh

Shenanigans happen and Jesse begins the resurrection ritual—but instead of trying to bring back Garmadon, he's going to bring back his sister—

...except Harumi interrupts and/or sabotages the process, which winds up summoning Zombie!Garmadon anyway, which enrages Jesse but decides to roll with this and manipulates Zombie! Garmadon in order to get everyone out the way so he can attempt the ritual again

More vague shenanigans, he once again gets Lloyd alone, reminding him of how everything always stems back to his actions. Lloyd points out that Miranda wouldn't have wanted him to do this, which ofc sets him off into a Outburst and forces Lloyd to watch as he attempts to kill the Core Four + Baby Wu (in which they get sent the First Realm)

(...Miranda actually gets sent with the guys to the First Realm in S9!Legacyverse proper; here it would be Harumi instead)

Extra angst on Lloyd, woo! But, this finally makes Jesse question his own actions. Not enough to stop, but, y'know.

Then as Zombie!Garmadon leads a legion to protect Jesse as he struggles to begin the ritual again; it's a race against time for the Resistance to snap him back to his senses + not summon the dead again

Zombie!Garmadon starts getting a little too high on power as Jesse starts getting more and more desperate—he just needs a little more time, a little more prep—but the less and less he's able to distance his fault from his actions and it starts to eat away at him

...which the Resistance uses to their advantage, using Mystake's shape shifting abilities to get close to Jesse to cuff him with Vengestone (at least on one wrist) and calm him long enough to get through to him. Jesse then tries to call off Garmadon, but Garmadon takes this as a betrayal and goes on the attack, destroying several buildings in the process.

The group attempts to escape the building they're on, as Garmadon attacked that too, but Lil Nelson (who is also here because Antonia's here and Antonia's here because I say so) gets trapped/left behind. Jesse goes back for him, managing to get him to Antonia and save him in the way he couldn't for Miranda. But then, ofc, the same exit is cut off for him, forcing Jesse to run to the roof so he can attempt to fly/warp/escape that way.

...except, he's still got that Vengestone cuff on that he can't take off, soooo—

Jesse dies, crushed by a collapsing building, ultimately meeting the same fate as his sister. Spooky parallels, uh?

Bonus if Lloyd digs through that rubble trying to find him too

#info tag #content tag #ninjago au #ninjago ocs #legacyverse #oc: jesse marvell #harumi hutchins #lloyd garmadon #ask me if i should tag anything but #it's not like this isn't stuff that happens in the show proper :V #Stuck on deciding whether or not he comes back as the Vengestone Buyer #(because that would be counterintuitive to him as an EM) #and i can't see him gelling with the C.O.C.K. lololol #but maybe he survives via using Miracle Make at the last second #therefore losing his powers (and then also allowing him to be near vengestone for long periods) #wow this writes itself #butterfly effect babyyyy #long post

[cakesforlosers]

whuuuuut

#inanimate insanity #ii paper #ii oj #ion object show #ion cracklin #my art #object show #osc

[analogwriting]

I alwayssssss hate your cliffhangers. Though, I really love thissssssss chapter and every other chapter of course!!!! Thank you your majesty 🥹 for making y/n lose everything 🙄😂 kidding hahahahaha now I'll wait in agony again 😭

And lol yessss, the fact your sibling said that and they don't even watch one piece might left you like whuuuuut hahahahahhaha 😂😂😂

-💙

I also hate cliffhangers cause that means I have to physically stop myself from writing 💀✋ (cause if I don't I will just keep going and never stop lmfao end up with like a 20k chapter)

that and i will literally start withering away if i don't post a cliffhanger. I feed off of the feral and chaotic energy y'all generate from it. 😘 im a feral little gremlin that feeds off chaos just like dive 🥰

AHAHAHAH WAIT IM ACTUALLY GRITTY. me n him are one in the same 🥰🥰🥰 (you guys have no idea how much I love this feral ass mascot)

#god you guys have no idea how much i love gritty #i literally have a christmas sweater with him on it #its my only Christmas sweater fjdkdckdkf #am answers

[myf00djournal]

Friday yay

A rest day, I didn’t even wear my watch 💁🏻‍♀️ who is she

Didn’t track either but my intentions of a refuel have not been reached so I really have to catch up tonight

Nutrigrain cereal, English muffin w Nuttelex and honey

Regular skcl

Went to my mums for lunch and she’s very cute - made wraps. I have an almond mum if you can’t tell. Wraps were super lovely - avocado, salads and leg ham

Munched on strawberries while we played Scrabble and chatted. Wholesome.

Got a green apple gong cha on the way home.

Did a try on of a LSKD “trust us” pack I got on a whim. Pleasantly happy as I don’t own anything like these pieces, besides the oversize tee heh guilty.

Ummmm that’s it I know it’s not enough eeep but Josh is making an awesome fried rice for dinner and he’s got steak and chicken going too but he won’t tell me whuuuuut he’s doing haha but hey I’ll devour it.

And then I guess the easiest thing to do would be to jam pack my usual smoothie with a bit more goodness to boost up my intake for the day. With a snack. And a side of snack.

#gymlife #training #strength and conditioning #nutrition #food #food log #mfp #wieiad #personal #health & fitness

[rosetta-j-stone]

Bestieeeesssss just got a reminder that my first trip to Slovenia was 12 years ago TODAY whuuuuut

#honestly I was so tempted to go back again this past week #even though I was there again just last month #but I was a sensible grownup instead #booooooo #slovenijaaaaa #hoping to go back next year

[x-heesy]

Inyaface, whuuuuut?

I'm in yo life, I'ma fuck that shit up (What?)

Is that yo crib? I'ma wet that bitch up (Yeah?)

Pick up the shells, nigga, I won't get caught (No)

You can't find me, you cannot search me up (No)

2 Piece, shut the fuck up

You muhfuckas can't find me, bitch (What?)

Imma show these niggas som'

That's why I keep my muhfuckin' ski mask on

Nigga, stop playin' with me

I ain't fuckin' with these niggas no more, nigga

That's a two piece

Ayy, ayy!

I'm in yo life, I'ma fuck that shit up (What?)

Is that yo crib? I'ma wet that bitch up (Yeah?)

Pick up the shells, nigga, I won't get caught (No)

You can't find me, you cannot search me up

So I'm going crazy (What?)

Graow, graow, graow, graow, graow

You cannot find me (What?)

Graow, graow, graow, graow, graow

Bitch, I'm from the south, got a gun everywhere I go (I do)

(Bitch, I'm from the south, got a gun everywhere I go)

Pull up to yo' crib, I'll take everything you fuckin' own (I will)

(Pull up to yo' crib, I'll take everything you fuckin' own)

And I like your clothing,

But I'll turn them into bullet holes (I will)

(And I like your clothing, but I'll turn them into bullet holes)

You can't track me down, every weekend, got another phone (What?)

(You can't track me down, every weekend, got another phone)

You won't find me on the white page (What?)

Keep my fuckin' ski so these niggas can't lurk (Yeah)

Now the industry lookin' sideways (Huh?)

Talkin' too loud get a mothafucka' murked

I'm in yo life, I'ma fuck that shit up (What?)

Is that yo crib? I'ma wet that bitch up (Yeah?)

Pick up the shells, nigga, I won't get caught (No)

You can't find me, you cannot search me up

So I'm going crazy (What?)

Graow, graow, graow, graow, graow

You cannot find me (What?)

Graow, graow, graow, graow, graow

Bitch, I'm from the snow, got an AK everywhere I go

(Bitch, I'm from the snow, got an AK everywhere I go)

Twenty five shooters, make a million and swaggow's

(Twenty five shooters, make a million and swaggow's)

Make this roof fail when I'm 'bout to turn your bitch up

(Make this roof fail when I'm 'bout to turn your bitch up)

I'm just makin' moves and my moves make your bitch up

(Ладно, теперь слушаем на нашем)

Открывайте кошельки, Киря залетает к вам

Нарисую от руки самый заебатый саунд

Был на рынке и чуть не купил твоё ебало, брат

У тебя хуёвый бизнес план (а так)

Я не знаю Milli, Rarrih, Lamorghini

Лейлу прокатили, но ведь лейлу не любили

Бабки в чистом виде, peso на репите

Деньги, деньги, деньги, чтоб съебаться на Юпитер

(Ты же знаешь, кто это, это T, мать твою)

Мы чисто гоним беса с этих тупых придурков

Пацы-манекены, суки хотят быть куклами

Снова козырнёшь своими дешёвыми мутками

(Тебе не достать меня, я взорванный ведь)

Мы чисто гоним беса с этих тупых придурков

Пацы-манекены, суки хотят быть куклами

Снова козырнёшь своими дешёвыми мутками

(Не один ты там взорванный)

(Okay, now listen on ours)

Open your wallets, Kirya flies to you

I will draw by hand the most fucked up sound

Was at the market and almost bought your fuck, brother

You have a shitty business plan

I don't know Milli, Rarrih, Lamorghini

Leyla got a ride, but they didn't like Leyla

Grandmas in their purest form, peso on repeat

Money, money, money to fuck Jupiter

(You know who it is, it's the motherfucking T)

We are purely chasing the demon from these stupid idiots

Mannequin boys, bitches want to be dolls

Again you trump with your cheap muds

(You can't get me, I'm blown up because)

We are purely chasing the demon from these stupid idiots

Mannequin boys, bitches want to be dolls

Again you trump with your cheap muds

(You are not the only one blown up there)

I'm in your life, I'ma fuck that shit up (What?)

Is that your crib? I'ma wet that bitch up (Yeah?)

Pick up the shells, nigga, I won't get caught (No)

You can't find me, you cannot search me up

So I'm going crazy (What?)

Graow, graow, graow, graow, (Yeah) graow (Yeah)

You cannot find me (What?)

Graow, graow, graow, graow, graow

Search Me Up by Lil Toe, T-Fest 🔎

#hell y ass! #im freaking the fuck out #i need to dance the fuck out #3/2023 #dance the pain away #dancing in the dark #whuuut? #freaks #freak with me #exploring music #international beats #drop beatz no bombs 💣 #shake what your mama gave ya #nasty musick #world off musick on #Lil Toe #T-Fest #gangsta rap #x-heesy #music #fucking favorite #now playing #spotify #music and art #bouncer #headbanger #russian music #i love trap music #dark rap

[danalazy]

shookt that brenda song and macaulay culkin are together. nawindang pa ko lalo na may anak pala sila?????? whuuuuut???

[ssssseriofoolie]

I was cyber shopping for a camera and all of a sudden I find myself watching Gummo on Vimeo.. Whuuuuut I’m not even intoxicated!! 🤦‍♀️

[trickstertox]

Raffle prize for Whuuuuut on ToyHouse!

#TricksterTox #Tox's art #Tox animates #Tox's fanart #??? #I need to establish a tag for this #Anyway #4 hours? End me

[cronchytoast]

raffle art for whuuuuut on toyhouse of her character ami!

#i do raffles sometimes btw! on toyhouse #toast makes stuff