#why are there oreos

[chanrizard]

🐿️[hannie who's been observing quietly]: is there really anyone who eats hamburgers this complicated way? 🐱 no it's not that complicated! if you went out on a date with your boyfriend, and he ate hamburgers like this, what would you do everyone? 🐿️ ???

translation credit: 퀔냥냥★★★★★

#why are you removing the top it's a hamburger not an oreo asdksdkvshv #bystay #staysource #createskz #linosource #stray kids #lee know #han #usersun #kiwitracks #userlau #adriblr #usertsu #melontrack #meltracks #usersemily #dreamytag #cheekyuser #le mie creature #skz talker #q

[samipekoe]

I love your ocs and your art style please keep drawing lesbians 😳👍

THANK YOU I WILL

#i dont know why i made it this way but lemon hating oreo is so funny to me

[maenjiro]

cookiE and cream 𖦹 headcanons

ft. wakasa x afab!reader

synop + cw: wakasa and his oral fixation aka pussy drunk wakasa is the best wakasa. oral (reader receiving) and everything that may come with that

a/n: hmu if this is any good

old news but this man has THE oral fixation

so he dives in, he takes without asking. anywhere, anytime no matter what.

the gym, mostly the changing rooms otherwise he knows his friend would give him shit for it also he really is trying to be more mindful of other people but again, he has no shame when he's hungry

his house, your house, any place you can have some alone time

he makes you wet with all the shit he’s saying about eating you out

might not even be something extremely dirty but he’s so straight forward he can make you pretty flustered.

gets all frantic when he needs his mouth on you but you're wasting time talking

might pin you against the wall and just get on his knees

lift one of your legs on his shoulder to have more access, closes his eyes and the first moan he lets out is pure bliss

your legs shaking will never be enough for him to stop

or on the bed when he's on top of you, this bitch would lower his head down to kiss you and stop abruptly smirking “whoops, wrong lips”

next thing you know he has your legs on his shoulder and is worshipping your cunt

the rare times he's not in a frenzy to have his tongue make circular motion between your folds he will spread them with his fingers and smile at the sight

low breathy moan against your pussy

moves his tongue like he's starving, he is pussy drunk and he shows it

makes sure his tongue is keeping you all wet and hot

he's messy yet very precise, he knows where to lick and how much pressure will make you see stars

also will prod at your hole with his thumb and keep teasing you around your entrance with feathery touch that will make you clench around nothing (the bastard will smirk against you)

soo i bet he has some tooth rotting nicknames for you and i swear i know he would non ironically call you oreo... and you would tell him to stop calling you that

and he looks at you almost offended “not when i have your legs spread open for me and i’m about to lick your cr-” either you cover your face with the pillow or push his head against your core

endless cycle of him sucking on your clit and poking it with his tongue

overstimulates you and he doesn't even do that on purpose he just loses tracks of time (will make you cum at least three times i'm sorry but i don't make the rules, he does)

you can't even pull away cause his grip on your legs is tight, holding onto your thighs for dear life not to spiral

i wouldn't be surprised if he ended up falling asleep between your thighs

#the oreo thing is canon i know because he calls me that all the time 😔👌 #wakasa smut #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo rev x reader #wakasa x reader #tokyo rev smut #𓏲 𓂃 ✒️ ❛ writing ༉‧₊ #writing:// tokrev #feat:// wakasa #lil rant in the tags none will ever see bc anxiety came to visit so yea i feel SO NOT enough for this i wanna cry but wtv #i really feel like an outsider and feel like this is not my place either i rlly don't know why i can't feel welcome anywhere #i just want be at least perceived and have people i can share my interests with and love for characters #but it does always feel left out and like there's no room for me at all – i rlly care about this but idk how to do it

[tpwkalex13]

“Also, I bought you chocolate,” I say, when we break apart after a while. I take the Oreo Dairy Milk bar out of my pocket, hoping it hasn’t melted too much in the heat. “Oh, man.” He grabs it and tears it open. “That’s it. You’ve sealed the deal now. We’re practically married.”

#nick x charlie #charlie x nick #tori spring #charlie spring #heartstopper #heartstopper season 2 spoilers #nick nelson #nick and charlie #kit connor #why am i crying over a dairy milk oreo bar #theyre the cutest #victoria spring #nick and charlie novella #this winter #solitaire

[maxsix]

#now why is this so hot? and all he's doing is walking #jung wooyoung #wooyoung #ateez #ateez wooyoung #ateez gif #wooyoung gif #maxsixgif #i remember this was when he cut his hair after that long Oreo Era #and i was devastated #but looking at this #this was so hot of him #San was right #i should trust San #San is a trustworthy man when it comes to Wooyoung matters

[gunsatthaphan]

#close call.

#between us #waantul #between us ep7 #yacht patsit #oreo puwanai #thai bl #bl drama #KJSFHJKDFD TUL SWEETIE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS #also why do i love waan so much lmao #i just love his energy idk #theyre such a good match im gonna cry and its embarrassing because theyre both crack actors jdfhgfdk #hELP

[spookberry]

how weird is it to eat oreos with water rather than milk, like, for real? Like it would surprise you sure but its not like That big of deal. right?

#asking for a friend #.... not cuz i eat oreos with water psh what no why would i do that

[warlenys]

something about house in 4x03 telling wilson i love you right after dying and seeing no afterlife and so drugging and showing wilson what death is like in 8x21 to replicate that experience, but when wilson wakes up from his fake death he just tells house that he believes in heaven, instead of finding himself compelled by life’s love like house did. death made house value life, value wilson. but in that moment death doesn’t make wilson value house. house feels like he’s secondary to wilson’s heaven. like wilson thinks life might be better after death, after house. something about house not wanting to live if wilson hates him. something about him living for a man who’s now refusing to live for him. something about him throwing away his rationality for wilson. for his love of wilson. and then wilson throwing away his rationality for a belief in heaven. something that makes his death less awful for him, but not for house. it even acts against house’s desire to get wilson to truly value him. the first thing house does after nearly dying is tell wilson he loves him. he doesn’t want to hurt wilson in death. he needs wilson to know that he’s living for him. but wilson now doesn’t return that favour. wilson is centring the pain of his death around himself. he says don’t worry it’s fine i believe in heaven!! but house is standing there like what about me bitch!!! meanwhile house’s relationship with the afterlife is centred entirely around wilson. i’ll tell you i love you when i learn there isn’t anything after death (or after you), i’ll choose to live for you despite you hating me (i’d rather be dead than have you hate me), i’ll fake my death and turn you into the afterlife i’ve never until this moment believed in. whereas wilson just believes in this foreign, impersonal heaven. his own dying is about only him. house’s dying has always been about wilson. luckily!! holding on is about wilson realising and accepting just how much he loves and values and needs house. because house has always known. and, whilst he only fully realises the extent of it in everybody dies, house has never denied his love for wilson. but wilson has regularly tried to. he’s tried to reject it to instead prioritise himself. but holding on sees it all bubble over. foreman tells him that the only person he’s consistently loved is house, and that has to mean something. thirteen tells him that house is the only person he wants to spend the rest of his life with. he realises that he needs house to tell him that he loves him before he dies. and then he sees those fucking oreos in his cupboard and goes shit man. he needs me. and i don’t think that’s a bad thing anymore. i haven’t actually just been living for me, i’ve been living for house. if i can’t even look at a fucking oreo without thinking about him then surely. my life is entirely about him. and so wilson is prepared to do chemo for house. to suffer in life for house. but house tells him he doesn’t need to and instead joins wilson in killing himself so that they can live together in death. life has prevented them from being who they want to be. the only life they want to live is one completely devoted to the other. their afterlives aren’t heaven or hell, they’re each other. they turned their deaths into their love for each other. their deaths will exist forever as their eternal love. and like this is canon

#mum help she’s taking the old man medical drama too seriously again #why does the whole thing hinge on the fuckign oreos #i’m gonna turn you into my heaven but it took oreo symbolism for me to decide that #fuck this stupid baka show #house md #hilson #suicide mention #+

[trashmuis]

hey did you guys know you can get oreos with photos on them? they would be so incredibly expensive and i know im literally losing my mind, because why did i do this, but what if...

#April Fools is a silly day #i REALLY dont know why i did this but here they are in oreo form ig #*big shrug* #i wanna bite them #this is so stupid. im stupid. don't try to buy these #yes you can get 4 of each but they'd cost like $120 hahaha no im not kidding #Texas Chainsaw Massacre #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre #tcm #horror #movies #sweets

[podcastwizard]

feeling like the mom in rapunzel but for crumbl cookie rn. have never craved a crumbl cookie in my life but i would no hesitation trade a newborn to a witch if she came to my door offering a four pack box

#i spend TOO MUCH MONEY on TREATS! #why is it THIRTY AMERICAN DOLLARS to get FOUR COOKIES DELIVERED #might just have to admit defeat and go get oreos from target or something

[oreoambitions]

getting so good at writing extremely formal emails that completely disregard this dude's repeated efforts to imply that a) I don't know how to do my job and b) I tend to put my personal interests ahead of the interests of the company

#first of all why did you hire me then #secondly I've been here for 2 months what could I possibly have done to give you this impression #thirdly please go away and let me do the job you hired me to do #oh my god #oreo rambles

[neo-neos]

I'm sorry, I'm just not able to move on.

#IDK WHY I'M SO STUCK ON THIS #BUT I AM???????? #waantul #between us #between us ep 12 #between us the series #oreo puwanai #yacht patsit

[pa-pa-plasma]

#making stew just having that one vine playing on repeat in my mind #would anyone like some stew? would anyone like some stew? would anyone like some stew? would anyone like som #idk why i'm making stew. i saw the pack of stew meat on sale so i was like. why not. why not make some stew #that's the only part of my grocery trip i remember because i saw easter stuff on sale & blanked out #came to in the parking lot with no breadcrumbs no mushrooms 8 porkchops stew beef & a whole bunch of chocolate. & mousse #why. i'm gonna have to go back now. i only have potatoes & i just used the rest of my mushrooms in my stew #also i got space oreos. for the eclipse. they have poprocks in them & are bisexual so that's cool

[vesvosmozhno]

Woosan is insane like look at these idiots acting like gay lovers. How am I supposed to defend them.

Of course we love and support them and assume it's platonic

But like be honest if they came out as a couple how many of us would be surprised. I wager none

#ateez #woosan #wooyoung #san #just some fruits #why is most of san being gay when he had the oreo hair #oreo hair had him acting up #oreo san gayest san confirm

[blightowl]

Cat Humphrey, disturbed, perturbed: WHAT ARE YOU?!?

Guinea Pig Oreo, unfazed: dude chill out

#Humphrey the cat #Oreo the guinea pig #I can assure you that Oreo was NEVER in any danger #Oreo was totally relaxed around both Humphrey and Dog Kiki #And Humphrey was never aggressive towards Oreo #He was just confused #‘This thing. I do not understand this thing.’ #‘It LOOKS like food. It SMELLS like food. Then WHY DOESN’T IT ACT LIKE FOOD?!’ #‘WHAT IS IT?!’ #Humphrey kept trying to startle Oreo in doing…. SOMETHING #He yelled at him #He tapped him on the head #NOTHING #Meanwhile Oreo is like ‘bro seriously? chill’ #‘do you wanna borrow my towel? like would that help?’ #my blighty pets

[gunsatthaphan]

“it’s a win-win.”

#between us #hemp rope #winteam #between us ep2 #yacht patsit #oreo puwanai #thai bl #bl drama #ok but #why do i like them so much lmao #im never into side couples #lets hope they dont mess them up #lol