#why arent you smiling

[realsamuelshady]

#vacation #myrtle beach #solo vacation #jhene aiko #tiktok #why arent you smiling #W.A.Y.S #music #positivity #photography #aquarium #beach #nature #happiness #self love

[rakkuntoast]

dumb death family doodle except people kept telling me to add people so here's where its at

#qsmp #i am not tagging everyone but goduhhh #yep the extended death family smile #my art #“where's _______?” listen my brother in christ do you want me to add half of the damn server #also ppl said bolas but atm the only active members who still call him dad are bagh's and cellbo so that's why its only them #richas ramon pomme arent here cuz idk where to put them but they are honorary i guess

[moeblob]

So it occurs to me that I posted most of their lore on my OC blog (though a few posts on here have the story info) and honestly I think it's very important to note that the entire reason a guy from Florida is recruited to help defeat the demon lord isn't him as the hero. His younger brother (by about ten years younger) is the Chosen Hero and... not very good at it. So the goddess (Solei) who had selected the hero has to begrudgingly go back to earth and convince his older brother to help save her world.

(Also Reynold admits to Solei that "Sascha could never be a bad influence. He's the best impulse control I've ever had" and she really doesn't like to hear it. That's terrifying.)

#my characters #sascha is The demon lord and there is truly only one at a time #solei however is simply a goddess - not the only one of divinity #i dont actually know if thats been mentioned on either art blog lmao #also its not pictured here but reynold is recruited and only asks for one favor when in the other world (from solei) #he wants to be a woman while he helps his brother #she thinks its a weird flex but ok whatever buddy you can be a woman #and the logic is not him actually wanting to be one its just you see his younger brother finds it weird #to have a guy cling to him and dote on him like reynold does and said One Time WHY COULDNT YOU BE A SISTER THIS IS WEIRD #and so reynold is briefly rey for about a month before being held hostage by sascha and hes like... super polite #and asks her if she was cursed and so shes like uhhh what and he mentions looking at her gives him a headache #because the core and the outer appearance arent the same and he can revert her back to her original form if she wants #and she does so rey goes back to reynold which is very nice and reynold appreciates it #because honestly looking at rey in a mirror gives HIM a headache cause solei designed his appearance #and it was so bright thank you demon lord for giving the florida man his natural boring look back #also reynold will always carry sunglasses because solei can just appear and she is way too bright to deal with without eye protection #solei is not amused and thinks its basically slander against her godly appearance and reynold just smiles at her and tells her tough luck #he wants his vision for his new hot husband she can deal with a little insubordination #florida man begs for torture bc he can handle that and he knows it #is instead handed courtesy and manners and doesnt know what to do with it - quickly developing what he claims is NOT stockholm syndrome #solei and sascha quietly muttering about what that could possibly mean cause they dont know what this guy is talking about

[starrysharks]

octavia doesn't smile like this 😀 but like this 😬. maybe will draw that soon

#like she just has a smile that doesnt go up #it goes up a bit if shes really happy but mostly just a line #onion and her will go to a photobooth and onion will be like :D :] meanwhile octavia is just :| :[] #and when they get the pics back onion's like 'why arent you smiling ? :[' and octavia's like 'i am smiling though' #shes fun #oc rambling #reassassination

[lovesickeros]

Darling: you hate me, it's written all over your face

Reader's resting b*tch face: what?

darling says it just to annoy you lbr. bc no matter how bad your resting bitch face is, the tsaritsa's is worse. darling has had years to learn how to discern the tsaritsa's mood when shes as reactive as a statue.

#asks #pale-value #sagau #tsaritsa #darling #in the tsaritsa's defense it isnt intentional shes just Like That. shes only expressive when she wants to be unnerving #bc whats scarier then blank faced tsaritsa staring you down? tsaritsa smiling. start counting bc you have seconds left #its like 99% body language and its all extremely subtle though. its an art form atp #80% of that body language btw is her ears. its why she hides them bc they give it away so EASILY. #reader being as stone faced is a challenge to darling though. like oh worm??? bet #darling thrives off chaos bc its the only entertainment they get when ur literally g-d #especially if you do not give a shit abt them being the creator. it just makes everything Worse #they r keeping you in a container like a lab rat #also unrelated but im fully taking over darling sorry comrade. my oc now /j #ive been having brainrots abt worldbuilding w darling. they arent even an unreleased character like tsaritsa. im going 2 eat a brick #WHAT WORLD AM I BUILDING HERE. MY OWN PERSONAL HELL????????? #yes. i am. thanks for coming 2 my ted talk gn

[ladyimaginarium]

i swear to g-d im& not even the jealous type but jfc i HAAAAAAATE this feeling when im& just lowkey like. who's :)))))) this :))))) bitch 👀👀👀👀🔪🔪🔪🔪 :))))))

#arcana.vents #& its like. kinda irrational bc we're just friends & just vibing & we're not even together but like. i cant help it so fuck me ig lmao #like obvi he can have friends & shit & w/e so im not gonna like. tell him anything bc i dont wanna like push him away or push anything yk?? #& he said he missed me & everything but like. damn. why arent you talking to me like that. i wish you would talk to me like that. #i miss you too & i wish you would tell me you loved me more :< #im just like bitch chill he aint even your man. but he's sweet & good to me & he's deadass one of the funniest ppl ever. #& we have literally so much in common & he said i was a miracle & resilient since birth & that sb should make a documentary about me ehehe. #& we're both autistic poc4poc & have a lotta solidarity between our communities & he makes me blush & giggle & i love his curls & his smile #& the color of his skin's so pretty & he said that it'd be neat if we just. played videogames in a pillowfort #& he makes spongebob refs & he likes anime & horror & buffy & ethel cain nicole dollanganger & lana del rey & he got a nasty ass vocabulary #& he said it'd be cool if we explored abandoned places together & go to concerts together & he has the cutest name ive deadass ever heard #when nicole said ''when i see you i cant find the words to speak my cheeks go as red as two big cherries'' & ''you're so cool''... YEAH. #im gonna start fuckin chewing on the fuckin walls dude. im GNAWING at the bars of my cage. i need him to firmly grasp it. #i wanna feed him the world's sweetest strawberry!!!! #we have lost the entire fucking plot besties lmfaoooo #& i rarely if ever feel like this for cis dudes & my mind is blaring sirens like he gonna leave me im just. getting war flashbacks to. yeah #the red sirens be blaring like HE'S GONNA ABANDON ME!!!!! its so irritating #ill be goddamned if i EVER feel replaced to that degree ever again. id actually rather get hit by a car & throw myself into the sea lmao #UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BPD SPLITTING I HATE YOU #this was from a few hours ago but i forgot to post it so lmao

[dockaspbrak]

i feel like im not actually connected to the world anymore like i used to be and i lost whatever i had

#and now im just waiting to die orsomething #idk #i feel like norman shouldnt have gone without me #unfair #im not even a person anymore #im uselss and a disappointment to all #i can just drive #i miss having friends and being a part of a group who noticed when i wasnt there yaknow? like #a society #i feel like i slipped out somehow and i dont see people smiling anymore or enjoy sunlight on leaves or feel hopeful #i dont know when i got to be so depressed but #i managed to get a hair cut today #which sounds stupid to even mention but i am sort of agoraphobic and hadnt. managed to get one since september of last year or so #i looked stupid #the other day i went into a store with my sister and a woman was very chatty with me so i bought her a slushie and it was sweet how happy #that made her #so im just being dramatic you know its nice when someone smiles at you like directed at you #and like i did feel the sun on my arm while driving today and it felt nice and i can change as a person whenever i want #i dont like living in the city i think #i dont know what i want but i gotta make changes you know #start smoking and get a tattoo or something #i guess a lot of this is just regan and i arent that friendly right now and its making me sad #shes just busy #kinda a little bit makes me sad it was so nice when we started dating and we flirted a lot now its like im just a fixture that needs mainte #ance #everyso often #and my cats still dead #and his brother is dying #hes got lymphoma #i guess thats why im sad and sayng all this today

[alchemiclee]

I hope someone writes a good fic about the high cloud quintet with all the messy pieces of lore we have because i'm very unsatisfied with what we got and I want MORE OF THEM. don't know why i'm so obsessed with this tragic group of friends but 😭 IM SO FEELINGS ABOUT THEM but also empty because they didn't satisfy me with what they gave us lmao I require more. but that was the end and i'll never get more....unless someone writes a great fic about them.....!

#hsr #lee text #one of the things that bothered me most was not seeing dan heng react to learning about blade/yingxing? hrm #everything in star rail seems super disconnected and rushed and i wish they could do the stories better #so i need someone to write a thing and fill in the gaps and add more and satisfy my need for a good story about these tragic losers #i want more baiheng because she seemed like the most adorable lovable thing 😭 #i want more yingxing because i love him a lot for some reason i cant even figure out #i want jing yuan before he became a very sad and distant and lonely old man whose constant smile seems painfully fake..... #i want to see more of jing liu before she went crazy with mara #i want the gay and the lesbian hoyo cant give for legal reasons (xingyue/bailiu) #i want a story maybe starting with them meeting. becoming close and very good friends #maybe leading to their end dbdndnksksks it would hurt but im sure fandom writers can write it better than the game writers😅 #im just rambling and reading makes me fall asleep and idk if anyone would ever write this but 😭 #idk why my brain even clung onto them so much. theres other tragic friend stories this didnt happen with. why this one #i'd love a comic/manga about this group too but that even less likely than a fic. im sure other people like this group too #and maybe one is a fic writer. but an entire manga piece about them is unlikely 😅 #its just easier for me to read when i can SEE it. thats just a preference tho #i feel like lore accurate fics arent as common tho? like taking all the lore you know and piecing it together into a whole story? #not that i read fics much so idk what im talking about but 99.9% if ones ive see are just ship fics only #what am i talking about i lost my train of thought lmao #anyway jingliu better come home. im at like 60 pity. where is she!!!!!!

[mainfaggot]

had a moment of whimsy followed by a moment of genuine irritation

#i went outside for 20 mins bc i felt like crawling out of my skin and thought swinging alone in the windy weather would maybe help me calm #down just a bit. like a little tiny bit #for the first 5 mins i felt like my heart would burst from the anxiety of being in my neighborhood and ppl seeing me through their windows #i get so weird about existing in public (has an anxiety disorder) #i started swinging aggressively and started calming down a bit #then this little kid got onto the swing next to me and his dad started pushing him #and i could hear the kid laughing through my headphones blasting music #i started smiling without realizing and then made eye contact w the kids dad while smiling 😭 #and tjen i took off my headphones bc i felt obligated to say hello just to be polite idk! #and i was like aww how old is heee so cute #the kid was 5 #and then the dad was like how about yourself? i went: im 20 haha #and he was like. Oh? i thought you were like 12 years old. 🤨 #PLEASE? #and then i was like haha yeah! i get that a lot! (no i don't?) #im actually a uni student #and he asked me what i was studying so i said psych #and he was like yeah youll need a masters there arent any jobs in that with just a bachelor's #and i was like I know right! ill probably get a PhD haha the job market is so horrible! #and then he was like so you live at home? and i was like yeah its so much cheaper! #and then awkward silence i said nice to meet u and got the fuck out of there #like why did he have to tell me i needed a masters Bitch I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW my life is already falling apart dont remidn em 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #it was way more wholesome when i jjst smiled silently at him and his cute ass chuld #z.post

[jackleopard]

the way some (key word: some) of the swifties who hate joe only do so because he refused to pander to them/be in a very public relationship that they could get to see every detail of....

#disclaimer this isnt me saying travis is pandering or that his and taylor's current relationship is like super public because i think it #just looks like it is because they are out and about but really aside from the podcast they arent doing much of the sharing themselves so #BUT back to the joe thing I truly think so many of the people who hate him passionately do so because they could never get 'content' out of #him and the relationship #like why did I just see a tweet saying travis is better because he doesnt look uncomfortable with the phones in his face in coachella... #like im sorry its great that travis doesnt mind/can deal with it with a smile but it shouldn't be a demand???? #like a thousand people shoving a phone into your face and screaming at you while you are at a concert......... its ok if he wasnt smiling #its natural even I would say #(this is not me saying taylor had to be ok with his attitude towards her fame etc etc this is a comment on a certain group of fans and thei #comments about joe) #like his refusal to play into the celebrity game makes them hate him because they truly see taylor and her relationships as content to be #consumed and if it cant be consumed then its not right

[locallibrarylover]

WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY?

id: a four panel comic of someone sitting at their computer and crying. end id

#look at me head on!! look at my body. look at my smile. look at my face. #i'm finally shaped like my mind says i should be. my parts are fitting in the right place. #why arent you happy? i am so happy. why arent you happy for me? why arent you happy? #musings

[teruthecreator]

i dont care about the tumblr sexymen olympics but i still question why they keep putting dr. habit on there. he is not sexy hes silly and weird and a little faggy 

#ignorance cloud on #i do not think smile for me has a large enough fanbase to constitute habit as a sexyman #and listen! i love habit! in my heart he is a winner! but not as a sexyman #when it was on twitter random people were like who is this like. this is why ur on twitter and arent allowed to chime in on tumblr business #WE know habit. YOU dont.

[starrysharks]

octavia doesn't smile like this 😀 but like this 😬. maybe will draw that soon

#like she just has a smile that doesnt go up #it goes up a bit if shes really happy but mostly just a line #onion and her will go to a photobooth and onion will be like :D :] meanwhile octavia is just :| :[] #and when they get the pics back onion's like 'why arent you smiling ? :[' and octavia's like 'i am smiling though' #shes fun #oc rambling #reassassination

[sapphic-woes]

Oh my god....Ambessa guys....omg....

#once again just like holy shit i luv her sm shes so perfecta #her voice is perfect her smile is perfect and im. SOBBING #ambessaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why arent you REAL U FUCKER–

[diminism]

god thinking about the bill and sean rescue missions and javier giggling seeing sean get his ass beat... javier literally asking arthur to say something about bill "he's a problem. we all know it" "is that for me to say" "i think it is, arthur"... but his lame ass boyfriend is off limits

#‘‘it's sending good men after bad luck’’ arthur recognizes your value smile why arent you happy about that

[stinkrascal]

rich people are straight up evil like we know this already but even when u talk to them irl they have no humanity or empathy for anyone besides themselves and it is so incredibly jarring like i remember this one time a few years ago my m*m volunteered me to help clean this lawyer lady’s mansion and while we were vacuuming her big ass bedroom she had the nerve to complain about how she doesnt like her typical cleaning lady because she doesnt smile enough while cleaning her entire fucking house and shes considering firing her for that alone???????? not even bc she did a bad job like the lawyer lady straight up said her original cleaner did a better job cleaning than i did LMAO and yet she still had to go bc she wasnt SMILING while cleaning this MANSION? and then she only paid me $40 for 8 hours of work and i went home and cried myself to sleep so anyways i think everyone should get one legal kill in their lifetime

#i think about that bitch every day i hope shes having an awful day today #i hope her typical cleaning lady destroys her bedsheets and pours ink on her carpet #hope the typical cleaning lady takes a fat fucking dookie on the couch #the nerve of rich people to be like Why arent you smiling and saying thank you while i exploit your labor :/ #like idk why dont you clean your own house like a normal person