#why cant he just catch a break

[kineticallyanywhere]

wip wednesday, why not

#dndads #dndads 2 #normal oak #henry oak #help this boy or so help ME #kineticallyart #fanart #wip wednesday #will cant make henry and normal have extended conversations with each other but i c a n #i mean he could really he could write like #post-canon novels or something #do they know #do they know how FAST people would buy that up #id buy it #id buy it for my friends #why am i doing this will would just break my heart even more #oak boys catch a hecking break and keep it challenge

[m00ngbin]

It is so ridiculous that toichiro decided that a LITERAL MIDDLE SCHOOLER was his worst enemy. DUDE. GET A GRIP OH MY GOD

#he fr saw Mob give his son a little bit of power after toichiro beat the crap out of him and went “that kid. im gonna fucking kill him” #YOURE WHAT? 37? GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF THIS IS SO PATHETIC #you are a grown man deciding that your rival is some 14 year old kid #AND HE DECIDED THAT INSTANTANEOUSLY TOO #HE ONLY SAW IT FOR A SECOND #on sight #also he just kicked dimple #why cant dimple catch a break jfc #ik hes already dead but like. leave him ALONE #why does dimple always get beat up whenever someone's trying to kill Mob #why are all of these grown adults trying to kill Mob in the first place #mp100 #jfc

[ganondoodle]

i hate you 'AI art'. i hate you new ways to steal and exploit artists. i hate you systems artificially pushed to seem trendy and fun until they reveal what they actually are. i hate you capitalist egotistical excuses of human beings secretly funding it to trick people with it-

#ganondoodles talks #i hate AI art #its not ai #its a fking plagiarism maschine #and of course #musk played a part in this #of course he did #is there anything left that hasnt been touched by that freak #im sparing you from most of my rant on twitter #but by god #i am enraged #we just cant catch a fucking break can we #why does the world hate artists to this degree

[cringelordofchaos]

This comic sucks but

-Amy- "SONIC!" Now, listen to me for once!"

-sonic [expecting very rude words]- "°~~~~~~~~~~°"

-amy- "You made a mistake. But you wanted to protect us. That alone proves you're a good person. we're all feeling stressed, but I don't want all of us to just take it all on you, because i know you must be stressed too with all that's goin-....[insert more words of comfort here]........"

-sonic- "🥺"

#THIS IS RELATED TO -----> #sonic prime #specifically sonic messing up in sonic prime #the guy cant catch a break #normal amy somehow revives herself just to tell sonic to not be too insecure #jk i have a bigger story in mind but its irrelevant #my art #could this count as a ship comic? #everything can have ship potential soo #sonamy #although i dont even ship it that much loll #also sonic usually doesnt express this much emotion but he really couldn't hold it in this time. #sonic #sth #Sonic the hedgehog #amy rose the hedgehog #edit: what did i mean by “i have a big story idea in mind” i completely forgot what it was :(( #this is why you write down your ideas guys #soncic #amy #sonic & amy #prime

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

SANTA FE MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM CRY ROLL ON THE FLOOR AND RUN AWAY TO THE TRAIN WITH JACK, I AM TOO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED-

#the sparrow squawks #newsies #musical theatre #theatre kid #theatre #musicals #ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE HE GOES #WHERE DOES IT SAY YOU GOTTA LIVE AND DIE HEREEE WHERE DOES IT SAY A GUY CANT CATCH A BREAK?? #WHY SHOULD YOU ALWAYS TAKE WHATCHA GIVEN #WHY SHOULD YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE LIVIN T R A P P E D WHERE THERE AINT NO FU- #ye I'll stop TvT the song just gets even BETTER from there-

[hella1975]

hi hella I read the first 2 chapters of aftg and this is how it went

ok tbh I was planning on going further than two chapters like I said I'm in a mountain shack rn internet isn't always great and also my dad would prefer that I'm not constantly on my phone so I was SUPPOSED to do more reading. but. tee bee h. I got through 2 chapters and was like oh I'm so fucking bored let me get on tumblr again

okay but your commentary is so fucking funny

#half the things bugging you are making me want to bash my head into a wall bc im like. you cannot even begin to fathom andrew joseph minyard #but then the other half are totally valid points bc alas this series is INSANE so i literally have no right to be here like 'ACTUALLY-' #goddddd i cant do this i quite literally fucking cant #'tf does he mean aaron's mother' THE VOICES THE FUCKING VOICES #book 1 is objectively boring like fuck all actually happens until the last chapter but oh my godddd i want you to keep reading so bad #like one of the best things about how andrew's character was written (NEVER thought id say that. fuck you nora) #is that we dont actually understand WHY he's like that until like. a good way through book 2 and we're still figuring it out by book 3 #like his backstory is ripped from his bloody hands piece by torturous piece while he actively tries to bite the reader #esp bc he does not catch a fucking break. like it's not past-tense 'this is why he's like this'. bad shit continues to happen #so book 1 andrew just does not even compare to the full picture like i want you to know him SO BAD #but i also totally understand the desire to Not Want To Read These Godforsaken Books #im in PURGATORY #ask #aftg

[onlyallytothesun]

"Get on your knees"

-Said Harrow, as he laid down the sword he was stroking moments before.

#Kneel #Its time I remind you of your place #why was that scene written like that #Get on your knees??? Somebody in the writers room was giggling #But i also dont think theres a way you can phrase that does not sound wrong #? maybe #I think what makes it worse is the line before #what is this? A badly written Avatar fic or a porno?? #and Viren just cant catch a break with this homoerotic moments #Next thing he knows he's letting his magical buddy's worm enter him #I do have to say for as much as I criticize TDP #The trope of having older uptight men be manhandled is glorious #tdp #tdp viren #tdp harrow #viravos #viren x aaravos #viren x harrow #the dragon prince #virrow

[baeshijima]

its 2:40 am, im sobbing and very much not okay and its all bc of them

throws up high-cloud quintet the beloved tragedy that u are ;w;

#may the stars guide you <3 #i have just. done lynx & march & jinglius quests back-to-back-to-back and pls tell me why they were all sad #LIKE LYNX AND PELA ESPECIALLY IN LYNXS COMPANION MISSION #AND THEN MARCH KIND OF LORE WAS ALSO BITTERSWEET #AND THE FUCKING HIGH-CLOUD QUINTET MADE ME SOB SO MUCH #CRYING EVERYTHING WITH BAIHENG MADE ME SO SICK I CANT DO THIS #ohhh the cutscene of jingliu and blade fight.... that was when the waterworks really flowed... esp with the direction of the cn voices.... #when will jing yuan catch a break gdi... let my pookie rest..... he needs to eep........ #throwing up i cant do this but at least im not tired and can pull the all-nighter to reset my body clock ;w; #maybe ill make cup noodles and question life

[skenpiel]

i've been occasionally seeing you post about pokemon and i'm Curious,,,,,,,,,,,, what starter did you pick? and what's your team like!!!!

I PICKED CYNDAQUIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my team changes a lot cause 1. i get bothered if All my pokemon (including the ones in my pc) arent the same level and 2. theyre all underleveled as FUCK. but mainly i keep a farfetched and poliwhirl as my tm/hm slaves and then i just kinda, pick whoever else is in need of exp. currently its just my misdreavus and then some low level gastly and paras i caught cause they know hypnosis and stun spore and i am getting SICK and TIREDDDD of hunting for raikou -_-

#I LOVEOPKEMON I CANT BELIEVE IT TOOK ME TWO TRIES TO FALL FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!! #even though im bad at it. so what im having fun -_- #i love cyndaquil btw hes a quilava now and his name is echidna ^__^ #they all have silly stupid names btw so i cant say them without being embarrassed. lol #anyways HI TORI I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!!!! lets talk about pokemon more when ive gotten a little bit further cuz im trying to. exp grind for th #pokemon league rn -_-; #idk how im gonna make it. my highest level pokemon is entei and ho-oh at 45 #and ho-oh is 45 when you CATCH it....... all my other guys are like below 35 Sweats #ITS GONNA TAKE SO LONGGGGGGG but i want raikou i want raikou NOW #its an ugly as fuck puppy doggy tiger thing. why is it so UGLY!!!!! #note its actually not that bad its just Erm im kinda pissed at not being able to catch it #i used my masterball for entei...... getting ho-oh was pretty easy cause i could just reset when i ran out of ultra balls #but. i cant fucking DO that with raikou cause the motherfucker RUNS AWAY #'legendary dogs' more like legendary PAINS IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! screams and breaks stuff #HEHEHEEE i love u tori so much TELL ME ABT UR TEAM TOO BTW!!!!!!!!! #i forgot which one it is ur playing Um sorry !!!!

[strawberry-finches]

charles really is cursed huh

#just heard about the penalty #WHY CANT HE CATCH A BREAK #Charles Leclerc #f1

[re-alku]

goober

#ra ra rasputin #its kodya #kodya karevic #mr karevic #on god i need to figure out how to draw his pre incident haircut because hes funny to me #i got the current one down to a science #idk why he always has white hair somehow though #fighting the stressed allegations fr #also that time he was responsible for the death of like. over 25k people at least #because people keep on forgetting that this story is about Time Bullshit #french russian war of 1812 #god why the fuck was he in canon alive at the time of napoleon #mf literally went yeah fuck napoleon all my homies HATE napoleon #at 17 #ridiculous ass lore #im so sorry but his is so funny but those mental health issues must be terrible #actually i cant tell whats worst post incident trauma or pre ros trauma #literally cant catch a break so he just kind of freed himself from the narrative and changed his own fate with his bare hands??? #and hes not the main character so we dont talk about it #room of swords #how did i forget. that tag #go boy go #alku art

[wriochilde]

ok.

#wjatevr. i dont care #no actually i do care. its about morishige how can i not care #i saw a very interesting take on why morishige chases yuka (not the tutorial idea. thats also interesting though) #something about how he was protecting her and he was never going to harm her #and i was like huh. maybe i misunderstood because i played the game when i was 11 #and then i realized i literally played it last week #i cant help but disagree? yeah he wasnt planning on hurting her. it makes the whole chase scene very funny especially if you get caught #he keeps repeating the same thing and me and my sister joke about it all the time lol #but anyways. i think that even in the manga he wouldnt have hurt her even though he hints at his intent being more malicious than in game #i love this scene because i love hearing people talk about why the fuck he did this #let me talk about the manga instead for a moment actually i think this scene is much funner there #he stops for a moment when yuka stops crying before he breaks into this very obviously malicious grin #like he was EXCITED. the darkening had already startrd to show and its very clear while hes chasing her #the whole time he was just messing with her. he wasnt planning to harm her in the manga either #because he literally catches up to her. and he could've caught up to her multiple times had he not been taking pictures as she ran #all he did when he caught up to her was whisper in her ear. so #yeah. he wasnt going to kill her or injure her like in the anime. but does that mean he had any good intentions? #im not sure how this could be described as him simply helping her #and i could be remembering wrong but doesnt he somewhat explain himself in book of shadows? #i remember him saying something about him just having fun and enjoying how scared she was #so ive always just seen it as him enjoying the rush he got from chasing someone weaker than him #because it was partially the darkening right? #im not one to say that morishige is inherently evil or always had a huge interest in gore or anything. becausw its not true #but i dont want to deface his character by warping his intentions to seem less malicious #i need to get a fucking journal this is getting out of hand #finn.txt

[dirt-str1der]

yk every time i see a post about somebody wishing bad things on another person i think ‘dirt-strider to kiryu’ you’ve broken me brain

You see a post thats like i want to stick him in time prison so that he gets so bored he starts breaking his own bones to get even a hint of stimulation and its tagged me at kiryu and you scroll down and its a post thats like i want to feed him chips from my cupped hands like a wild stallion and its also tagged me at kiryu also hiiiiiiiii

#Thanks for the ask ! #i wont lie to you i want to do yo kiryu what they did to the family in reddot story the pancake family #his life is a bit too easy i want to give him more obstacles thats why im kidnapping him and breaking my little prince’s ankles and #releasing him in a forest in another country altogether and he has to survive with his injuries until they heal and they will heal wrong and #it will forever hurt to walk now and also when he sees another human being now he will always flinch and he has nightmares every night about #being feverish and starving to death and years into his recovery i meet him again and invite him to watch a movie with me but when i put the #tape in its actually just a highlight reel of his time in the wilderness and he gets scared but he cant move and its because i gave him some #tea earlier and oh this ? its laced with drugs. and he sits blearily beside me and im holding his head up so he watches the screen and he #recalls every terrible thing thats happened to him i put the tv on full volume so he can relive the leaves and twigs cracking under his #hands and knees as hes dragging himself across the forest floor and and his clipped shouts of pain whenever his broken bones catch on a root #and his enraged screaming as he grapples foxes and coyotes that are trying to scavenge the food he painstakingly gathered and he can listen #to the way his voice devolves into something unrecognisable and hes wondering how i got this footage but then he realises this scene is #familiar hes on his last legs and he hears footsteps approach not those of an animal but of a person. he looks at the screen and he sees his #own face staring into the camera wild eyed and filthy and that on the other side of the camera is the hitchhiker who ‘found’ him and he #realises it was me who did this. i could have rescued him at any time the gratefulness he feels to that kind samaritan curdles in his chest #it comes with the withering realisation it was all a game and the one who put him through it all was right beside him and i laugh and put my #hand around his shoulder and ask if he liked the movie and he fights his paralysis and he grips me by the neck and throws me to the ground #and he says you .. you ... and i frown apologetically and say That bad huh ? well we can put on another. and he cant even say words anymore #hes so angry that he grips my neck and he strangles me and the whole time my face gets purple im laughing and laughing and laughing at him #anyway thats one of my greatest fantasies its a fantasy because i couldnt do that to the poor guy im not that mean but i do want him to kill #me and for me to deserve it. very important that i started this fight and that he ends it thats what i want to have ... and also to like #cuddle and stuff ... because i like him ...

[pear1ridge-a]

I post all the cute fun posts ab cassie and casper being bffs and caring for each other and protecting each other but what y'all dont see is me and sonny plotting the au where casper kills everyone around them while cassie is away at a correctional school and films it all and makes her watch when she gets home and then immediately stabs her and tries to kill her

#the victim list i think was faye benji tate kurt their parents #oh and bradley i think inbetween benji and tate #and then cassie at the end as the final blow <3 #either she survives and goes a little insane ab it and starts killing people herself but is hallucinating casper doing it #or her twin brother murders her brutally and her last moments are spent terrified and confused and not understanding why 🥰 #ooc. #i do think its so funny that we threw kurt in there like hes not even a part of the pearl ridge lore he just cant catch a break

[maiteo]

yeah get me a life alert…

#mercury retrograde AND lunar eclipse is one thing like im handling that #and I’m pmsing n my body licherally hurts like…eye did too much #cant bring myself to unfollow those who’ve been getting on my fuckn nerves like? what that about. #then we have that hector vid. TEARS. #then we have arsenal quite literally crushing the dreams of the gooners who have stuck around through the worst and embarrassing times😭 #proud of them always but FAWK why did they implode like that #god then juve like…the past 3/4 seasons have been a rollercoaster for me but the way I bawled today…yeah #chiello leaving hurts like he’s been my fave since I started paying attention to Italian football like?? #don’t ask why me w my portuguese american mom is so into calcio but 2006 wc I was on beaches w Italians in juve/Roma kits blame them😭 #e meu deus Paulo……I still don’t have words like he’s been mistreated for years now but this being the last time he plays with us….pain #like still not over Pirlo not getting his fair chance management causing so much self sabotage n embarrassing this club #EYE’M JUST SOOOOOO??? #it’s too much like can a goonertini catch a fawking break can I get a break ahdjs didn’t even touch on the personal stuff like damn DAMN? #if you read all that….ahdjs slay love u❤️🤍🖤🥺🫶🏽😘 #tx #mine

[hauntingblue]

Next big fight for usopp: first a little girl now a bunch of angry villagers

#can't catch a break #i thiught dellingers horns were for show oof #great plan to open the door from the inside lmao who would thot #when did kyros get in the horse ahdkshss #luffy jumping with law in his lap xd #i <3 how the coliseum fighters organized in the end lmao #many ants can carry a big cookie (or kill a bigger man) #the explosions guy has s cool design #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 690 #also cant believe sanji wont meet baby 5... so much there #everyone in the dump just watching kinnemon reunite with his friend lmao #the shitty drawings 💀💀 #the long leg guy against dellinger... hell yeah #omg cabbage thinks!! #also why is luffy in kyros shoulders when did he get there xd #4 guys arguing in a horse... #episode 691 #i love the horse sounds they are so out of place and clearly someone playing with coconuts #or not even coconuts.... just like wooden shoes #'zoro! stop the enemy!''HAAAAH??' #why does zoro use pounds..... #barto blushing ahdkahsk #the high pitched scream ahdkahds #the gasping ajdjak #zoros music goes hard too #more things: i love franky but thats not new. i love frankys theme too. also the scene of him opening the door. yeah #also the vacuum for the tontattas 💀💀 #episode 692