#why is he serving so hard

[maxsix]

#i can't even edit bc i got too fixated on this part #seonghwa #park seonghwa #ateez #the angel baby bad btch #i love him and everything he gives and provides #Praise Be to the Lord #i am well fed and will grow strong on his silver light #Amen #help me #why is he serving so hard

[greenmp3]

Steve Martin in Leap of Faith (1992)

#why did he serve so hard nobody knows #leap of faith 1992 #steve martin #filmgifs #filmedit #*

[killa-trav]

where were you when sebastian vettel posted on instagram for the first time

#i’ll go first i was working and my phone kept buzzing #n i’m like tf is going on #n the chat is all where am i #n i’m okay #n i’m like huh what why n i see the am post first #n watched the seb post on my lunch break #n tried so hard not to cry #which i succeeded #n then my brother messaged me lol vettel gone he’s washed verstappen clear #n i’m like cheers bro #ACTUALLY #i was in the middle of serving a customer go upstairs to get stuff for them #and could only quickly glance at the am post n saw all the notifs from chat #honestly it wasn’t nice at all #don’t want to do that again

[ar-mage-ddon]

fax outfit swap

#pokemon unbound #fern unbound #jax unbound #fax unbound #canonverse (unbound) #“why is fern serving so hard” because he Has to. he was born to do this #the difference in their vibes is also insanely hilarious to me #fern is posing for vogue and jax is just having a good ol time #i also just wanted to draw the jumpsuit not-tied-at-the-waist even tho i have no idea what it looks like #bc it hits #myart

[lastmidtownshowmp3]

Coughing choking the cunt of it all

#why is he serving so hard i am sick i am ill #bill beckett #william beckett #tai #the academy is...

[fitzrove]

legs

#😂😂😂😂 #he always poses in such a #like #why are you serving c*nt so hard king #JALPSÖAF8LR0DPGÖG #kronprinz rudolf #history

[thecrimsondandelion]

I can’t believe Taylor Swift wrote Folklore all about Merlin from BBC Merlin

#Merlin can go anywhere he wants… anywhere he wants.. JUST NOT HOME #he’s still a believer but he doesn’t know why?????! he’s never been a natural!!! all he does is TRY TRY TRY #it’s hard for him to be at a party when he feels like an open wound. and it’s hard for him to be anywhere when all he wants is HIM #at least he’s trying guys!!!! #he’s thinks he’s bleeding out and some things you just don’t talk about #with him he served. with him he fell down!! #HIS WINLESS FIGHT. #ASH FROM HIS FIRE #he knew the hero died so what’s the movie for?? #anyway #I’m having a lot of feelings and might make a Merlin/Merthyr playlist #merlin #Merthur

[skitskatdacat63]

I was looking for boot ref pics and then came across this painting

Oh my fucking god???????????????? Putting this one in the ref folder bcs oh my god??????????? They did not have to serve this hard?????????

#some random ass scottish lord and his bro from the english civil war era #and yet it is the single most slay painting ive ever seen in my entire life #paintings like this ensure me that i can really just draw any pose for historical stuff and it will never be too over the top #17th century twinks my fucking god #also its so important to me the difference in poses 😭😭😭😭 #WHY IS THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SERVING SO HARD??? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED???? #but yknow what! good for him #honestly he is how i imagine emperor seb(with longer hair tho) #the hair is literally perfect #the pose? mwah!! #oh my god and i just found a painting of their third brother and is serving just as hard #they died in battle pretty young </3 at least they got to slay first #also the painter made a bunch of self portraits and theyre just as twinky! good on you sir!! #his art is really amazing tbh :D new thing to reference yayyyyyyy #unfortunately the era is a bit before my AU but hey still good to look at #catie.rambling.txt

[mcybree]

Ok ok ok I'm not Tryna start discourse but bluestars prophecy was my first ever warriors book and bluestar will always be my favourite so I'm gonna make some counterpoints to you about her being a Smajor character

bluestar has always been led by an intense loyalty and dedication to those she loves and cares for - this includes her mum, her sister, her clan, eventually Firepaw when he joins the clan, and she has a VERY strong moral compass when it comes to doing the right thing - when she sees thistleclaw teaching tigerpaw to hurt a then baby scourge she very much discourages it and is against it

Afaik scott is Not like that, he doesn't have an emotional or love-driven moral code, he does things because they're smart decisions in the long term or because he wants to. Granted I havent seen a ton of his stuff but I have seen his limited life and 3rd life perspectives and he is very much a singular team player there, there to look after himself and well if people align with him that's great he's got allies (jimmy and Martyn) but he won't go out of his way to care for them

Bluestars defiance of starclan in the first series is BECAUSE she gave herself to them and what the warrior code demanded so much - yes she broke clan rules by having kids with crookedstar but she did everything in her power to make sure they'd have a happy life and felt terrible that thrushpelt was willing to say they were his to save her reputation. She didn't do it out of a selfish want, she only ever wanted to help her clan and those she loved, and her becoming clan leader is emblematic of that want. When she rejects starclan so wholeheartedly in the first series it's because THINGS KEEP GOING WRONG WHEN SHES TRIED SO HARD TO STOP THEM FROM DOING THAT - starclan has never cared about the sacrifices she made to keep her loved ones and clan safe, she lost her mother, her sister, her kits, her mate, literally everything, and things STILL KEEP GETTING WORSE. it's not a demand that she deserves to have everything good, it's a cry for help that shouldn't something go right after she's tried so hard???

C!Scott isn't like that. He puts himself above others and inherently believes he will get the best if he just plays his cards right, and he is good at it, he's very competent at lasting a long time in life series and getting what he wants - the ruthlessness of gem driven by desperation kills him in secret life, Martyn's complete fucking about face kills him in limited life, and I'm pretty sure it's etho who gets him out in 3rd life by luck. He doesn't plan to look after the ones he cares about, because he cares about himself first and foremost. Yeah you can argue when he doesn't get what he wants he gets annoyed, but his is less of a 'why don't I get this don't I deserve it' and more of a 'oh fuck this didn't work. Ok new plan double down on getting what I want by appeasing to people cos they're easy to read and therefore account for'

I don't doubt Scott would make a bluestar adjacent character if he made a warrior cats oc BUT his character would honestly be closer to darktail or ashfur than bluestar and that's that on that.

(sorry you activated 13 year old me's unskippable cutscene sjdjsjsjja this isnt meant to be a serious argument I just love bluestar a lot and love talking about her)

OKAY 1. this is fucking awesome thank you 2. i am going to do something new and exciting (advocate for scott instead of beating him to death with sticks) because unfortunately this bluestar info has only made me believe she is a smajor character even more.

As a general note when I talk about smajor characters as a collective here I’m referring to characters more in the realm of esmp/traffic/rats/pirates/etc, less vampire scott or necromancer scott who are intended to be villainous.

Scott characters tend to operate under a “If I am not a Good Person I may as well die” rule, and consequently abide by a strict moral code to keep themselves feeling clean. For instance: traffic Scott will never go back on his word, he will avoid dishonesty, and he won’t take from others unless he is sure that he can repay them. He will never betray his seasonal primary ally (even when they betray him first), and will often give people things just because they asked him nicely. He stakes a lot of his own identity on this, because it is through being a “good person” that he justifies his superiority (and, by extension, his own existence); in his mind he deserves the best and *is* the best because he is such a good person. When things don’t go his way, he thinks he doesn’t deserve it because he has been nothing but good, so he tries to place a reason. He often assumes that somebody must “have a vendetta” against him, even if this somebody is the world (see: him asking if limlife episode 1 boogeyman is some kind of joke played on him for not giving in to the boogey curse in Last Life.) which is very Bluestar to me, convinced that her misfortunes are a divine punishment.

This is all to say that Scott does have a strict moral code and deep sense of loyalty. Being a “good person” and devoted partner in the ways he understands it are so ingrained into what he is that I think he definitely has the capacity to be a Bluestar if he were raised being taught clan values, even if his internal systems are often built around never letting gross emotions be fully felt rather than what those emotions compel him to do.

#ive always wanted to partake in pointless character debate on tumblr #considered maintagging this but didnt want people looking at your ask weird. sorry yall we serve fucked up scott here #“But bree” you might ask “what about pearl? He wasnt a very devoted partner then!” #and to that I say: pearl isnt a person to him. and neither is jimmy. Scott fucked up with both of them and unfortunately if he is not good- #and justified 100% of the time he loses his entire identity so convincing himself that they are incompetent or crazy so that he #doesnt have to self reflect is how he gets by. he would literally rather kill himself than earnestly admit fault for anything #… huh. about the above tags I dont remember the lore but is there any parallel there with the whole bright heart thing #genuine question bc I do not remember why blue star did that and I dont trust the wiki #(Trying to space out names so they dont tag) #I really hope this makes sense btw bc I feel like I usually list a lot more examples… but im tired #I can elaborate on any point here if need be ig. I dont talk about this aspect of him often because the literal entire fandom does already #Every scott analysis post out there is about his damn loyalty… anyways yeah scotts loyalty is transactional more often than emotional but #It’s still loyalty and also. hard to draw the line between where the emotions stop sometimes because he can stop giving a fuck about— #most things on a whim. How much scott genuinely cares about something is a forever undefinable concept #asks #he is genuinely a very good ally to have usually. like jimmy was very much the exception there #he does like helping people out he does. he’s just also emotionally detached so he tallies his favors and good deeds to bring up later if— #someone he’s helped decides to go against him. If that makes sense #sorry man I just keep talking. I love this blue animal……. #thanks for the ask genuinely I love when paragraphs about characters #anyways im gonna pass out and. Shakes myself STOP ADDING MORE TAGSSS i think im so tired man

[goldenphlox]

Love love love that my ex-situationship (whom I had to end a seven year friendship with this past summer) came into my building for a haircut today, saw that I was working, and decided it would be cool to buy a coffee after his cut and chat me up for fifteen minutes 🙄

#dude #what the actual fuck? #I told you I needed to take a hard step back from our friendship because you were fucking with my feelings and taking advantage of me #straight up told him I would need a long time…several months if not a year #so why tf would you come into my space and act like we’re cool? #my JOB where I have to serve you and be nice?? #and like yeah maybe he didn’t know I was working there or that day (although I have solid reasons to believe that is not the case) #why would you proceed to come into my shop and force an interaction #you should’ve just dipped after the haircut #boy bye #me

[somethingoriginal127]

something that i think is so interesting about ship wars is people arguing their opinions as facts

like people who hate jiara think it would be stupid and random bc kie has already “dated/messed around with john b and pope (that rlly isn’t unrealistic or automatically misogynistic i think it’s more misogynistic to assume writing her to have a little fling with her only guy friends is misogynistic but that beside the point.

people who don’t ship them go on and on about their lack of chemistry and again how random the pairing would be but it’s so wild because as someone who likes the ship i kid you not with no influence no gun to my head i shipped them from the end of the first episode on my first watch of the show ever before i saw a single post about the show at all

from the beginning if she show, the literal jump, i was like … oh he’s in love with her, i like their dynamic best for sure

so you can hate them but if you were to argue it with me by saying they have 0 chemistry i would just be like “what do you mean i was feeling the tension from season 1”😀bc i genuinely was lmfao and i’m taking with NO outside influences

#jiara #although #jjpope #is also such a serve #obx #outerbanks #jj mayback #kiara carrera #but why do y’all think it’s anti woman to have her date every guy in her friend group #when she’s the only girl and there’s 3 boys #that’s not that crazy #have y’all ever spoken to a high schooler ? #at least me personally in high school i knew everyone from elementary age #so much serial dating when on in my friend groups #following girl code was so hard you had to be practically married to the guy for it to count #because if you didn’t want to date a guy your friends hadn’t #he would’ve had to live 3 towns over #kie trying out jj pope and john b rlly isn’t that odd

[hauntingblue]

Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus

#so the prophecy was from before oden was killed... so he sacrificed himself for it too... #TURN THAT SONG UPPP!!!!! #WHAT HAPPENED??? also kiku is like 'why am i the only one here serving cunt' and she wojld be right.... #luffy got socks and new sandals omg.... and a new sword.... #zoro almost killing sanji with enma aldhakdjsksjskqj sanji said put on the armor 😉 and the sword became homophobic #wanda still has namis clothes on... oh its serious.... #otsuru omg.... queen.... and she also knows kinemon is there.. the drama the angst #this episode is just edging.... why do i know that something happened at the end of the episode.... enough..... #talking tag #watching one piece #episide 959 #NOT THE SUNNY!!! THE PEOPLE FROM OKOBORE BURNT ALIVE???? NOOOOO #me wondering why oden has such a short skirt and then they hide their wives from him when he enters the city ajdjsksk yeah.... #omg oden pantyshot.... i keep getting fed this season..... #why the new ad breaks with luffy ace and sabo omg..... dont.... #i love this bit about old people with black hair having blonde hair when they were young... #tsuru stripping kinemon of his clothes akdhakdhak #why is oden such a menace lmao jotaro kinda man..... he changed the course of a river 💀💀 #hes got a harem???? consensual and everything wow... first poly man in wano lmaooo #oden sama you have to stop... your drip too hard.... your swag too different... your bitches too bad... oden sama they will kill you #making oden on top of someones cremation is too much they should kill him for that i agree also wdym he is 18.... this is a grown man #that was fun but wtf is oden.... what kinda creature #episode 960 #kinemon and otsuru hug??? damn why are all the men blushing sndjks i wanna say he is cool but i can't... internalized homophobia... #this is so funny they hugged to fight the gay for oden allegations bc why after all that kinemon is on his hands and knees crying about how #he would die for him????? gay as hell #orochi was a servant for yasuie???? damn... #oden receuiting his band of simps.... #episode 961

[moonlightfilly]

i've been totally consumed reading Kaleidoscope of Death it's too much fun i love gay horror

#i was watching the drama but i've given it up the book is just worlds better they changed too much in the drama.... #even their dynamic feels softer?? WHY. and they just didn't have freedom or budget to serve horror.... it's massively turned down... cheap. #enjoying the horror and the crossdressing bfs in the book so much mwah #Nanzhu gutting the witch without warning and ending up covered in blood. everyone runs away but Qiushi just wipes the blood off his face <3 #every time they're both just like 'we are normal people' *reacts in a way that is Not Normal* i love them sm #normal ppl: IS THAT BLOOD??? DID SOMEONE DIE? WAHHH I'M SCARED. meanwhile Q: ........ did you just accidentally kill our clue? N: .....oops #anyways horror is easy for qiushi. admitting he loves nanzhu is hard kjdfg but we're getting there i mean they're basically already dating #Evie reads #Evie reads Kaleidoscope of Death #tumblring by moonlight

[maidenvault]

Okay, since no one is talking about the upcoming Swamp Thing movie even though it has a director and all, here’s my fancast for it as a whole-ass franchise which it should be…

Matthew Rhys as Alec Holland

Dave Bautista as Swamp Thing

Amanda Seyfried as Abigail Arcane

Alexander Skarsgard as Anton Arcane

Dev Patel as Jason Blood

Willem Dafoe as Etrigan

Robert Sheehan as John Constantine

Ruth Negga as Dr. Woodrue

#swamp thing #alan moore #abigail arcane #john constantine #Jason blood #idk floronic man is just a crazy guy…I’ve liked Ruth as a villain before maybe she’d serve something with it #it was stupidly hard to think of an Abby because I wanted a more mature woman #anyway James mangold. whatever #I don’t think Logan is so great that I see why he’s getting all the fucking projects #pls don’t fuck it up man

[vulturevanity]

The people who complain about Natsuki DDLC's grumpiness wouldn't survive watching a single Haruhi episode

#been thinking about the show post-binge and I actually really like Haruhi's toxicity and why it developed #she's exactly what would happen if a 7-year old had a mid-life crisis #of course she's angry at everything. she's still a hormonal teen who thinks she's insignificant and wants to change that #normal teen angst #it just so happens that she also has literal godlike powers and people have to walk on eggshells around her so she won't blow up reality #which is why she can't be called out for her horrible behaviour #and why it's such a shock to her when Kyon gets so mad he tries to punch her #she cannot conceive of him not going along with her. that's unthinkable. he always complained but he was her most reliable follower #she's a horrible person because no one ever confronted her about it. that's all #and sometimes she managed to do something nice and every time people thanked her for it she was like “??????” #she's so used to being served unconditionally that she doesn't recognize the joy of being actually rewarded for her actions #i fucking love haruhi man. i would hate her if she was real but she's such a good unlikeable character #the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya #meanwhile Natsuki is lashing out due to being an abuse victim and basically drops the act pretty fast in both acts #i also like Natsuki but for different reasons #she doesn't recognize just how badly her situation has warped her #she's hurt and curling up into herself and biting every hand that comes close because she doesn't know if it'll hurt her this time too #and sometimes she hurts others and spirals into self-hatred and “why am i like this? ehy is this so hard? am i the problem?” #it's so sad #doki doki literature club

[dockaspbrak]

what the hell

#ok not to be rude but #i sort of cant handle the depression perhaps anymore like it is unending #i dont understand why god cant just give me theability to reanimate the dead or perhaps just do it himself #i miss the little guy i kind of dont know what to even do #i feel stupid bc i feel like its like....people dont really perhaps i just dont think people are that cool about talking abt grief #esp about pets..like #i feel silly for being so depressed but i also cant perhaps handle it #the self loathing is really hitting a peak this week idk like #where do ie ven go from here is my thought i guess i dont really want to be alive or do anything i just miss him so much #he was so sweet and small #i keep getting served videos about like senior 20 yr old cats being surrendered to shelters and like #im so mad like id do anything to have gotten 2 more years with him wht the fuck are you giving them up for #what the hell #its frustrating because ir eally dont want to be comforted or even spoken to about this im just like mad #mad and bargaining clearly i forget what stages those are #depressed yet pissed off also like what the fuck did he do to deserve this it was so fucking fast #cherish your fucking pets. treasure every fucking day #ugh #maybe ill try a different kind of eating again for awhile tbh lets see what thats like in the new context of living w regan #its hard bc its human nature to criticize and correct i think so its hard to feel like i have the space to do what i want? bc of that.... #idk idk