#wireman au

[terracottakore]

peak etho characterization [@wireman-au]

#this coupled with him not being able to fold things #im gonna cry #ethoslab #zombiecleo #bdubs #terracottaart #wireman au

[wireman-au]

Your name is Impulse. You are currently standing outside the seemingly-abandoned split-level family home that belongs to your good friend Tango. You have the keys to the house; Tango gave them to you years ago. He said that in emergencies, you are allowed to go into his house whenever you want. You think it's an emergency. Skizzleman thinks you need some sleep. You think you need the police to listen to you, first.

Here are some other facts you know:

The first seventy-two hours of a missing persons case are the most important.

You haven't slept for nearly thirty of those hours.

Tango wouldn't just skip out on one of your board game nights, not even for something important at work.

The police say Tango often goes out of town without telling anyone for long stretches of a time; it comes with his classified job.

He's always told you, though.

"I really don't think this is a good idea, buddy," Skizz says, nervously looking around the front yard as you jiggle the key in the lock. He's come with you, because he's a good friend, and also a bit of a pushover. Because you're also a good friend, you have not told him that it's a pushover thing to do, coming with you to break into Tango's house if he thinks it's a bad idea, but hey, you aren't going to stop him, now are you?

"Relax. He said we could come in for emergencies," you say, jiggling the key again with annoyance. If Tango's changed his locks, you're going to be tempted to break a window.

"I mean, you think Tango's missing, right?" Skizz says.

"Know," you correct.

"Know," agrees Skizz, although you're pretty sure he's just humoring you. It's hard to tell, on account of having not slept in the past day. "It's just, you know, if he's missing, and the police investigate, if we've broken in recently it won't look good."

"I mean, I wouldn't have to do this if they'd just listen to me!" you say. The door finally opens. You stumble inside. Oh, Tango just hadn't fixed the pin in the lock that liked to get stuck. No changed locks. Good.

"Dude, you know I'm with you, one hundred percent, but I think if you just sleep for a moment--"

"I don't have time to take a nap right now!" you say, maybe a bit meaner than you meant to. In your defense, you haven't slept.

You walk into Tango's house. It largely looks normal. Suspicious; Tango's house never looks normal. As you look around for things that might be hidden, you consider additional facts you know:

Tango missed board game night yesterday, but you haven't seen him for at least two days before that.

You live two neighborhoods over; the number of times you run into each other at the grocery store is immense.

You've never liked his job.

The police said not to worry; Tango is an adult.

The first seventy-two hours of a missing persons case are the most important.

"I know, I know," Skizz says, before pausing. "Huh. Where's all his gizmos?"

"Right?" you say. "He normally has so much weird stuff--ow!"

Skizz rushes over to you. "You good?"

"Yeah just--my head hurts."

"Migraines are a symptom of--"

"I know!"

You stand in Tango's weirdly empty living room. You breathe. You try to deal with the sudden wave of dizziness that's overcome you. You breathe. It starts to fade. Your head still hurts.

"Anyway," you say. "We don't have infinite time. Now, if I were Tango, where would I hide proof I'd been kidnapped or murdered or something?"

"Dude. Don't suggest murder already," mutters Skizz, but, loyally, he starts to look around with you. You're really lucky, having good friends like that who can actually sleep.

Another spike of pain runs through your head.

[CONNECTION GRANTED.]

The sooner you can figure this all out, the better.

#wireman au #FILE #SUBJECT: impulse #hermitcraft #impulsesv #skizzleman

[quartzeikek]

What are you willing to do for your best friend?

IMPULSE SV FROM THE @wireman-au !!!! this was very fun to draw & im very happy i can make somethin for this au that im so incredibly autistic about :]

#quartz posts art #impulse fanart #impulsesv #wireman au #cw blood #tw blood #tw weapon #cw eyestrain #tell me if i missed any tws

[rurus-kadoo]

Strange phrasings and/or things that stood out to me in the @wireman-au

You--try to hesitate and look back--you should call 911--you can't make your head turn around--no, Impulse, don't look back now, you don't want to see any of that. Keep running. Okay? Just keep running.

The gap between you and the rest implies the interruption of a thought - perhaps "try to hesitate and look back" was a command, not something he's actively doing? Not 100% sold though

He's trying to look back he can't make his head turn around he's trying but can't do it. This is more than an emotional thing, he's trying to turn around but he can't make his head turn around.

This part is definitely someone talking to him, not just him talking to himself.

"Run, dude, just--run," you say. Skizz takes a moment before nodding and following you. Bless him; loyal to Impulse to a fault.

"You" ain't Impulse right now

This ain't Impulse in control

Maybe it's Tango?

He only hesitates for a moment at the man at the bottom of the stairs you don't let yourself turn around to look at.

Note the difference here between this wording and that of the prior orange statement.

My current theory as to what's going on (at least partially) under the cut!

We were able to connect with Tango briefly during the fight or flight poll, and he said he was "a little busy right now, okay?". Impulse knows nothing about fighting, but all of a sudden, "Your body isn't honed for what you're about to do. Fine. Being in-shape will have to be good enough. For the sorts of people they probably sent to finish cleaning up, it probably is."

I think Tango's using whatever's in the metal square of the Wireman document to take over Impulse, or at least take brief possession of his mind, or- words are hard, but I think you get what I'm getting at. Why? Maybe he no longer trusts the government project he's a part of. Maybe he discovered something he shouldn't have, or disagreed with an order, and he had to follow through, because he knew too much for them to let him not, and now he's on the run.

#wireman au #impulsesv #tangotek #tango tek #cw government conspiracy #cw unreality

[enement]

thinking about @wireman-au again

#my art #wireman au #not sure if should tag as other stuff #anyway. just some doodles #reread it and . ough.

[saltedcaramelchaos]

I made an art for @theminecraftbee's Wireman AU!!

(GO CHECK IT OUT PLEASE IT'S THE COOLEST THING)

#hermitcraft #au #wireman au #i did an art! #(yes this is my first post :) #the hand took me like an hour cries #also i realized after drawing it that this is definitely not how the hanger thing worked #but whatever #hermitcraft extended universe

[buttercupbonfire]

Joke theory: the wireman project is just alternate Tango's Decked Out, and he's unavailable because he's busy implementing ravagers

#wireman au #shitpost

[crystaleevee4]

i miss wireman :(

go look at the parts that are up!

@wireman-au run by @theminecraftbee

#wireman au

[aroaceleovaldez]

for the record i cannot overemphasize how excited i get whenever i see a new and/or active askblog. if you run an askblog, especially one with a more uncommon format or do something funky with it then know i am enthusiastically shaking your hand and cheering you on

#askblogs #I LOVE ASKBLOGS #from what ive seen the frequency of formats seems to be text > illustration > cosplay > voice acting > etc #theres also a lot of rp blogs mislabeled as askblogs #but anyways there is nothing wrong with common askblog types and i have seen people do really cool and funky things with them #wireman-au has a very cool text post format askblog #and slightly less common - infinityroom does some cool stuff with the illustration format #i hope cosplay askblogs become more popular again soon theyre fun and cool

[littleyellowghost]

Some fanart for @wireman-au !! I am,,,, obsessed,,,,,,,

#impulsesv #art

[terracottakore]

more @wireman-au! sorry guys im brainrotting over this au so bad

#ethoslab #impulsesv #skizzleman #tango tek #hermitcraft #terracottaart #wireman au

[wireman-au]

ACCESS GRANTED.

WIREMAN PROJECT BRIEF - TOP SECRET

welcome. you have been selected for participation in the wireman project. you are to send messages of communication (“asks”) to our project subjects. these communications, as well as other observations and recordings, will be replicated here for use in the project.

this is your only role. do not attempt to interfere further.

please be aware that the following files contain potentially distressing topics, such as:

unreality

hallucinations

government conspiracy

body horror

non-consensual medical procedures

violence

death

human experimentation

coercion

please proceed with caution. [REDACTED] cannot fully guarantee that all relevant warnings will always be tagged, though we will make a strong attempt. for additional information on the files, such as clarified warnings, instructions for participation, or other details not intended for use within the project itself, please contact the project head with the tag [OOC] for clarification.

all asks sent for communication with project subjects may be potentially replicated for archival on our offsite storage (“archive of our own”). this will be done with full credit, and only the contents of asks that are used in communication files here will be replicated (IE, excluding “OOC”, “submissions”, “fan works”, etc). if for some reason you are concerned with this policy, please inform the project head. 

we here at [REDACTED] thank you for your continued participation in the wireman project.

CURRENT ONLINE CONNECTIONS:

impulse, unauthorized connection through unknown means. do not contact.

bdubs, military volunteer and bounty hunter. chosen for physical prowess, loyalty to chosen friends.

[redacted]

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CLICK HERE TO VIEW ALL DOCUMENTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.

#wireman au #tags for blog navigation (updated as blog updates): #FILE #OOC #SUBJECT: impulse #SUBJECT: bdubs

[quartzeikek]

LIL @wireman-au IMPULSE DOODLE !!! i adore this au all of the time and i really need to draw more of it . hes so tired , and he is most definitely not doing ok while we're gone , but atleast he has a clear head!!

#quartz posts art #wireman au #impulsesv #impulse fanart #minor injury tw

[rurus-kadoo]

Who are you really?

(Hey all, once again poemposting about a @theminecraftbee fic! This one's only just past the prologue and still going and I I I I I can't hold this in it's not nearly done because neither is the story and it's already broken me I get to help I get to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST GO READ @wireman-au ALREADY GO PARTICIPATE GO GO GO)

Wired Into my brain Tired Just can't explain Can't see through the pain Can't hear for the echoing refrain

Who are you? Who are you really? (Really?) What does this have to do with me? Why can't you just let me be?p

#wireman au #wireman-au #theminecraftbee #it's not even out of the heckin prologue yet and second aka theminecraftbee aka wireman-au unlocked LARGE SWEAR (Very Rare) #it's so good it's so goooood #go #go interact #go read #gogogogogogogo #gogogogogogogogoogogogogo

[theminecraftbee]

Do you have any good impulse-centric aus or fics?

WELL YOU SEE CURRENTLY I HAVE THIS BLOG CALLED @wireman-au AND—

more seriously I don’t have anything immediately off the top of my head? I know I’ve read some! just don’t know them immediately. I am. not very good at fic recs honestly GOOD LUCK THOUGH!

#answered

[fence-time]

fence have you ever heard of the Wireman Project? i ask because your Skizz design is very similar, at least in my head, to how Bee (the person who runs the au) imagines skizz

incase you haven't. the @ is @/wireman-au

some funky stuff there go read it. imp n skizz. clockers (minus scar). also it's an ask blog but story. also government is being weird. also tango went missing

I HAVE NOT! (Before now anyways) BUT HOLY SHIIIT I JUYST READ SOME OF THE EARLIER POSTS AND I AM SO FUCKING HOOKED OMG I AM BITING THIS AU SO HARD :O

Awww thanks (?) :D !! I can see how they could ‘look’ similar (from what I’ve read so far)

#fence posts