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cecillias-garden · 2 years
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Cast iron phone
Cast iron phone case
Cast iron phone case OtterBox
Cast iron phone case Android
Phone sigils
Phone sigils fae
Faeries keep stealing phone
Gun license New Jersey
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maddness-time-bby · 4 months
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Being a witch trying to research with books is just like:
"no"
"that's blatant misinformation"
"this guy was exposed as a nazi"
"no"
"that's historically inaccurate"
"this person was exposed as a terf"
"no"
"oh something I can use-"
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friend-crow · 1 year
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Dude, quit trying to cleanse my aura. It has taken me years to develop this patina.
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witchofdiamonds · 9 months
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congratulations to teru for being the most character ever. he’s a popular kid. he has awful taste in fashion. he strangled a kid once and subsequently became besties with him. he has been to space, and not in a spaceship. magic terrorists have been trying to kidnap him for multiple years. he has no qualms about torturing and killing people. he got beat up by a cool, handsome boy and rebuilt his entire life philosophy around it. he shakes hands as an intimidation technique. he is 14. his best friend’s brother’s best friend is the son of the magic terrorist leader. he may or may not know that fact. he gets a psychosomatic fever every time he loses a battle. his hair has changed at least four times, and each one is plot relevant. he lives alone. he ate an evil cookie and went to go fight god. he resisted brainwashing three times through sheer force of will. he steals other people’s moves at any given opportunity. he burned a guy alive, but sees no particular reason to talk about that. he goes through life like it’s an anime. he has trans shoes. his birthday is on homestuck day. his name is teruki hanazawa and he’s blonde.
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fiddlysticks · 1 year
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theory aside I believe it is important that your witchcraft be, first and foremost, Cool As Fuck. it needs to slap. if you don't have something that you're like "yeah this is just plain awesome" what are you doing. live a little
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dendrobium-writes · 19 days
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There is a void in my study.
It regards me politely as Ma'am, Madame, Miss, and Lady. It does not have a name, or if it does it refuses to tell me. But it does listen to my instructions, fetching things and preparing evening tea.
Strands of yellow hair flow from the top of its form. I have named it Daffodil, after the color. It seems to like this name, and began answering to it right away.
It asked if I could stitch and sew. I can, and told it as much. It asked that I make it a dress to match its name. I obliged, if only to see the smile on its newly formed face.
It seems to conform to the shape and form of the dress I made, blurry legs, arms, and a head have appeared now. I suppose this means it likes it.
Daffodil now seems to have fully realized itself. Its features have become clear and definable, with ball joints and wind-up gears.
The void in my study was the absence of a person. But now, it's the presence of a Doll.
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small-witch-big-hat · 3 months
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Please reblog to add to the witch.
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mosscreektarot · 1 year
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Pick a Pile: A Message from Your Soul Mate
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From top to bottom, and left to right there are 4 groups. Pick the image you feel drawn to, or can't stop looking at. Take your time.
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Group 1: Top Left
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Oracle Card: 
Energetic Clearing: “During crises, the Holy One Herself may be emptying you of fear and attachments, preparing you to receive Her luminous Plan." 
You are stepping into your power. It's frightening and painful. But, you have an iron will and are learning that practicing discipline is KEY for getting where you need to be. Your fiery wit and sharp sense of humor are admired by all. 
Be strong my love. The time of suffering is nigh over. A new dawn has risen. Fear not feeling lost, for you are creating your own way. 
Focus on your career at this time~your well-being, energy, and confidence are boosted by your success. You’ve got this! 
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Group 2: Top Right
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Acceptance: "Radical Acceptance in the Now opens the Flow"
You may have been drawn to Group one’s photo as well, in which case group one’s message is also for you. The Queen of Wands appears in this spread as the first card again, staring straight ahead.
You know what you want and you are going for it. You’re present, resilient, kind, and the next 6 months will be blooming for you. Romance is in the air, and it’s high time we meet, my darling. 
Take care of your home and hearth. Recharge. Enjoy your times of quiet contemplation, for as life changes, so too your idea of peace. 
Sometimes you bite off more than you can chew, and it gets you so riled up! Pause before you act, take a breath, accept that fate has the best life in store for us, and enjoy the little moments. 
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Group 3: Bottom Left
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Grounded: “Many of the most evolved beings on earth are “regular” folks living with joy, dignity, and courage.” 
Passion. So much passion and love is in store for us, honey. The life we always dreamt of, happiness, laughter, and adventure. The world is our oyster, and we just need to crack the shell of knowing one another. 
Time and distance have kept us apart, but our waiting will soon be over. 
5 months of hardship for a lifetime of happiness. 
Do not let fear make you reckless. Forgive your mistakes; we are all imperfect human beings on a wild and mysterious planet. Cosmic star, death cannot keep us apart. I await thee. 
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Group 4: Bottom Right
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Divine Flow, Rx: “Eventually, one sublime desire takes precedence over all others: to follow the Tao, the Divine Flow, at all costs.”
Saddle up, sad one. I’ve got a lot to say to you. You’ve been burned recently. Your heart’s on fire. Life isn’t going your way, and never seems to be progressing or changing. 
You’re moving forward. 
One step at a time. 
Don’t lose sight of your artistic endeavors. The light shines more brightly when it touches your skin. You are a star, a luminosity so mysterious and beautiful I marvel to behold you. 
Find balance. Ease into it. Create routines in your life and rituals you stick to. Fill your own cup. Stop worrying about if, how, when, and start doing. Find your flow. 
You can’t resist the universe. 
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mayhamster · 5 months
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The reason it's called WitchCRAFT is because it's handmade. Special love and care is put into each potion and spell. And it's a dying art. Wizardry is a cheaper mass produced option, and it's flooding the market. Once you had to go on a journey to acquire a potion or spell. Now you have old men descending from the sky and summoning lightning in every village. What's more, Big Wizard™ is trying to push the idea that Witchcraft is only for harmful magic and potions, or worse, that they are two words that mean the same thing. We cannot let this happen. Please, instead of shopping at the nearest Wizard Tower, instead go to your local forest hut. Support local businesses.
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yuritopiaofdeath · 6 months
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There once was a witch that loved to sleep.
She would spend days travelling the endless reaches of the dark abyssal subconscious.
Though her body was frail, in the dream, her power was endless.
The witch had a favourite doll.
While other dolls bemoaned such a languid mistress, she took care to welcome her lady when she wakes.
She cleaned the mansion.
She prepared breakfast.
But her one wish was to one day join her lady in her slumber.
"Dolls can't dream"
The witch told her doll.
Told her many times.
They are only objects, after all.
Same as a chair or a desk.
Curious then, she found her doll slumped over one day.
Unresponsive.
Her unblinking eyes still as always.
Her painted lips shut as a porcelain mask.
And yet, there was no life behind her usual features.
"She must be playing a game."
The witch thought.
"I will simply go back to sleep. She will doubt tire of this once I wake."
And so the witch drifted off to sleep.
Clutching her motionless doll tightly.
She travelled many worlds in her dreams.
Some nightmares.
Some quite pleasant.
She continued to sink deeper and deeper into the dark.
Her power grew as she witnessed further revelations that hid from waking eyes.
She slew deamons that manifested from subconscious thought.
She lived countless lives in worlds conjured within her mind.
And yet the doll was still asleep.
The witch couldn't sense her presence.
So she continued the game.
She delved deeper than ever before.
Let herself become one with the dream.
She became its master.
Learned even the most forbidden secrets.
And forgotten them all.
The witch knew she went too far.
She often lost track of time in her daze.
Woke up starved. Every muscle a pain to command.
But she had never slept this long.
The dream had long since lost its appeal.
She explored all there was.
The world of dreams now only held an inky black void, which brought only further pain.
Yet all she could do was sink further.
The doll was still asleep.
The waking world held only pain.
A mansion in disarray.
Her starved, neglected body.
If she continued to sink, then perhaps all would be well.
She was always safe in the dream.
She could dream no more.
The witch was right.
The lazy dolls left their mistress to rot.
The mansion was in ruin.
The witch didn't know how much time had passed.
She could barely lift a finger.
The doll was asleep.
She outsleept her slumberous mistress.
The witch clutched her beloved companion.
She did not want to be awake in a world without her.
So she decided to try one last thing.
"Doll...Wake up."
She whispered in her ear.
And the doll woke up.
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cecillias-garden · 10 months
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I got POLYMORPHED into a CUCUMBER by the WIZARD COUNCIL as punishment for my REPEATED USE of ILLEGAL WIZARD SPELLS, in addition to VARIOUS other WIZARD CRIMES, and all I got was POLYMORPHED into a CUCUMBER, as I have mentioned previously.
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maddness-time-bby · 4 months
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So does anyone know why so many "New Age" shops are like... the way they are?
I mean at this point I feel like most witches who have spent at lease a year or two practicing/researching the craft have had the experience of walking into a store recommended to you by someone well meaning because "you like witchy stuff, right?" only to be hit with the strongest incense imaginable, "smudging sticks", overpriced goods, books by Silver RavenWolf, and crystals you just know weren't sourced ethically. If there was only a small handful of shops like this, I wouldn't be making this post. The problem is, however, that most "witchy" stores only promote and cater towards an audience of beginner witches that don't know better, and people who genuinely don't care about appropriation. Why is this the norm. Genuinely. I know the obvious answer is "because they make money and we live in a capitalistic society", but still. I want to be able to not have my expectations in the Earth's core when it comes to "witchy" shops. I want these stores to not set such bad examples for beginners. And most importantly, I want better for our community. These stores drag the reputation of witchcraft and magic through the mud, when they really shouldn't be. Like do any other communities have the problem? Do fishing shops suck this badly? Or am I just going insane again.
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friend-crow · 2 years
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Concept: divination using the mold that grows in your spell jars.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
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witchofdiamonds · 8 months
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Thinking about Triple Deluxe from the People of the Sky’s perspective is wild
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coinandcandle · 1 year
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Thinking about cursing people with self awareness.
A person who thinks only of themself and can't be asked to do anything that isn't self-serving? - Curse them with self awareness.
Person is super judgemental all the time and says shitty things? - Curse them with self awareness.
There are probably many more examples but I woke up like an hour ago and haven't had coffee yet so~
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for all of the like, twelve other people who also care too much about both
read umineko do it start now doitdoitdoit
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