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bethanydelleman · 9 months
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Not the part of the play where the Prince of Arragon, Don Pedro, just randomly proposes to Beatrice right in front of her uncle and she's like, "Nah, unless I can have a second, less expensive husband for the week. You're too rich to be married to every day."
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taconafide2 · 1 year
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Something about this room is haunted i don't know why there's still so many tears streaming down my face this really is the first time of this year. Maybe it's because it's the first time i'm truly in private as well. I want to pick myself up and start living better but i am too pathetic to do so
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eels-eels-eelsrobot · 2 years
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Disco Elysium is so good but God do I need a Columbo style “just one more thing” option for certain dialogues because my god there is one piece of evidence that is just driving me insane and no one in the game seems to have connected the dots on it yet.
#stories more or less line up between some witnessess about the cleanup but the murder gets muddier and muddier#there's no exit wound and it seems like the victim was shot in the mouth#current theory is that SPOILERS shot him in her bedroom and the replaced glass was a coverup#god this game has me making theories at 1:30 am#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah#disco elysium spoilers#Everett if you look at these tags no you don't#I had to save the game before I go into the bedroom to reconstruct the crime scene so maybe Harry puts it together in there#but god its driving me up the wall same as the Ruby - lady lorry driver connection#fuck this game is so good#de spoilers#what are spoiler tags for this game?#adding tags because I just remembered that once again I think the dice maker is involved somehow!!!!!#if the victim was shot from outside then she would have a not ideal but still a vantage point to shoot into the room#and I fully do not believe that she didn't see anything that night her windows were open for god's sake#so three current theories#the woman shot lely in the mouth and the hardies covered it up by replacing the glass window#Ruby snuck out to the roof and shot the man and slipped back downstairs which is how she knew what was going on before anyone else did#or the honestly probably least likely that the dicemaker#is the other security officer or a representative of the bank#and killed the victim from her vantage point#so many things I need to do in game reconstruct the crime scene confront Titus AGAIN go check out the hidden credentials and maybe see#if I can find my way into that factory buidling past the water lock because that and maybe the top of the church seem the only other vantage#points to shoot into that bedroom#anyway Disco is making me insane
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Ugh these biblical deities making me wanna buy different Bibles
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tytaniumm · 5 months
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The Almighty (An image of JW)
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deusvervewrites · 6 months
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Runaways x Ground Zero: After the second time he came back, the government issiues a special paper that declares that Midoriya should always be considered alive, no matter the events or eye witnessess that may say otherwise. Considering the Quirk he just got, it's probably for the best.
The Government, About Midoriya:
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moxx-n-angel · 4 months
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[@team-frustration-boss-zakuyamo ]
(Rp starter!)
[In the plaza of Mesagoza, there was a rather disheveled looking house/apartment thing with a sign on the front that reads "The Team Frustration HQ and Abandoned Pokemon Sancuwary. We do not sell pokemon." That is plastered on a window. On the front door reads "Knock, but be careful. I get Arc's Witnessess often, so my may be met with a crobar". It's clear who this Zakuyamo is, he's not good at spelling]
[The young Trainer tensed up a bit as they approached the house... apartment... thing. They knocked softly, their Shiny Skeledirge, Jalapeno, by their side, semi-curled around Max's leg.]
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Valentine's day with the Eldarya NE boys ♡
Made these to forget about that embarassing Valentine's day event. Hope you like it :)
Leiftan – Leiftan likes the idea of Valentine's day because he has the perfect excuse to have you only to himself. – He plans every detail from start to finish, he wants you to enjoy yourself to the fullest that day. – The first thing in his list is to take you to this beautiful meadow, where you will set up a camp. – You will have a nice picnic there with food prepared by him. – Then, you will rest beneath the sun and talk about anything that comes to your minds. – Finally, you will watch the night sky while hugging each other to keep your bodies warm and share kisses with only the stars as witnessess. – However... everything goes wrong from the beginning. – The food Leiftan work so hard to prepared was eaten by Chrome, since he didn't know it was for his date. – To top it all off, in the middle of your trip, you were caught up in the rain and had to look for shelter. – You found a cave nearby, but it was so muddy, that you both fell multiple times while going in. – Your clothes and bodies were covered in mud, it couldn't get worse. – Leiftan was so sad because the day was ruined, but you where cracking up because of the ridiculousness of the situation. – Seeing you laugh was enough to make Leiftan's mood better. After all, he accomplished his goal: make you enjoy yourself. – By the time you went back to HQ, you both got sick and had to stayed in bed. Not that either of you complained, because you could cuddle all day long. – In the end, it was a Valentine's day you would never forget.
Nevra – Nevra seems like he wouldn't participate in things like Valentine's day, but he actually is a very romantic guy. – He wants to spoil you in this special day and that includes doing anything you want. – He's completely yours for the day. – You want to go on a date with him? He knows the perfect place. – You want to go shopping? He is going to buy anything that catches your eye. – You want to stay in bed all day? You got yourself the best cuddle partner. – During the day, he will tease you with kisses and playful bites just to see your funny reactions. – While you are it, he is also going to whisper sweet things in your ear to make your heart flutter. – When the night comes... he is going to make each one of your fantasies come alive.
Mathieu – He isn't into Valentine's day, even when he was on Earth, he believed it was a hollow celebration. – However, now that he found you, he is willing to give it a try. – His first thought is to gift you a weapon or an armour. – Fortunately for you, one of his three functional brain cells makes him think twice before doing that. – He would love for you to have matching armours, but it will have to wait. – He wants to do something for YOU. He desperately wants to show you his affection. – What can he do? Then, it hits him. – Mat goes to Feng Zifu for help and the fenghuang actually agrees to be his teacher, so he can surprise you. – Valentine's day comes and he summons you in the burrow. – He is waiting for you there, galisander in hand, ready to sing a self-written song dedicated to you. – Now, he doesn't have the voice of an angel... but he has made such an effort, that you can't resist looking at him with love eyes. – After he finishes his performance, he is really embarassed. Please, don't tease him. – He hides his burning cheeks behind the biggest bouquet of flowers you can imagine and shouts how much he loves you. – You pamper him with kisses and he ends up even redder than before. – He is waiting eagerly for the next Valentine's day.
Lance – He has never participated in any gift-giving celebration before, but he wants to make an effort for you. – This poor guy... he is going to have a hard time finding the perfect gift. – He doesn't go for flowers or chocolates, because he wants to give you something that will last forever. – After an awfully long time of thinking, he comes up with the most brilliant idea. – One of my personal hc is that Lance is into metal-working, so I think he would make some accessories for you. – Maybe a beautiful necklace with an snowflake motif, or some earrings that highlight your eye color... He is going to save the ring for the future wink wink. – He would struggle a lot to give you the gift, because he is shy and insecure since you are his first real love and he doesn't want to dissapoint you, – Of course, he doesn't show it on his face, but you notice thanks to how red the tips of ears are. – When he sees how happy you are with his gift, he lets a sigh of relief. – Everytime he sees you wearing the jewelry he made for you, he melts. – And if you make it part of your everyday outfit, he will be so proud about it.
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roseofdarkness0 · 1 year
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Some Explanations of My au from my incorrect quotes post bc I started writing and it got out of hand but I need those bunnies out of my head and if stuff is repeated but just reworded then it's because I've been writing this on different days whilst working on different stuff at the same time. As office would have said, Parkour!
If anything else in the future needs to be explained about my aus I will link this post.
Married Au: Cali and Gov married each other around 1800's because some congressmen were bothering Gov about him being single (with goal of trapping him with one of their daughters so their family could profit) and Gov was getting tired of it. One day where he was close to murdering someone, he spotted another person being bothered about the same thing, sure maybe not on the scale that he was but if he played his cards right it could work out....
Long story short, Gov married that person, "Poppy 'Goldie' McNugget" (strange name but he couldn't exactly complain) by having one of the visiting priests marry them with others as their witnessess. Poppy provided the rings and after few weeks of awkward small talks and getting to know each other a bit better, they parted ways never to see each other again.... until nearly 100 years later when he had to take over a meeting America couldn't attend to and came face to face with Poppy or as he was now known California.
After several rounds of alcohol and long debates, that might as well be considered screaming matches by some states who were unfortunate enough to walk by Gov Office, they came to agreement that every ten or so years they would spend time together as a couple. Mostly to keep up the marriage act and just in case they need to bullshit something on the fly.
Gov was just happy that he wouldn't have to tell Pennsylvania or Virgina about the fact that he is married and didn't invite them. Or his brother.
*as a kind of edit, it's not that gov and Cali haven't seen each other before that but it was rare and only for few apperences. Why the congressmen didn't out gov? Gov is scary mothefucker who then was growing stronger day by day, the choice between death and life was easier to make even if they weren't happy about it.
Which speaking off, in this au I wanted to have countries to exist as well sooooo here is small breakdown of Gov "fam":
Pennsylvania and Virgina as "parents" not exactly but those two helped him out the most when he first came around so they have this relationship of sorts. Mostly it consists of Pennsylvania riling Gov up and Virginia trying to calm them and bring peace but I do imagine that the two are somewhat protective of gov and will beat his ass second they learn he didn't invite them to a wedding.
America as in personification of the country (separate from the states) being older brother of sorts to Gov, think Hetalia or CH hybrid. No I don't have design for his in mind apart from Big boi full of himself who is protective over states but in asshole roundabout way.
Cali on the other hand was human turned into state. His general backstory for this au is that he was human born in Spain meant to marry someone he didn't want as he had fallen in love with someone his family didn't approve off. To rebel they married in secrets torched down the whole town as they ran away on a horseback, got to America and into Oregon trail (which they sometimes left to explore the country before returning) and settled into the new land that promised lots of gold. Few years passed as they settled, drama happened somewhat and Poppy/Cali end up being detained for murder of their husband and hanged. Few days later he crawls out of the grab using skeleton pieces of his husband he had been buried with (hello COD community can u see where I got it from) and it derails into like 1800s where Cali who was still going by Poppy married gov randomly cause might as well get those sweet tax evasion in early and yes the rings he used where his and his late then husband (who is reincarnated soul so he keeps his memories when he dies and reborn, in modern times he had set up bakery in Washington and is flirting with a politician that frequents his bakery.)
Gov and Cali worked out they married each other in 1923 but it was like that umbrella academy meme :
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They both were like wait a fucking minute why aren't you dead and then had the whole office screaming match.
I mentioned it earlier but every 10 years they pick some dates where they allow themselves to be like married couple. It started out with them knowing each other better the first few times and it derail into different activities raging from dinner dates to cute murder dates.
They don't try to hide it too much but no one apart from Utah really picked up on it's Why Utah? I thought it be funny. That's it that's the reason.
Both encourage each other to chase after their crushes (Gov has crush on Florida Louisiana and DC but will deny it harder then he denies having emotions and Cali is crushing on NY and Texas (maybe Oklahoma but that's a crackship so ignore that for now Lmao) but will deny it whilst being a simp to gov face) and honestly end goal is some weird poly couple cause I adore poly couples and think there is big potential for fun dynamic. Maybe I will get into it later.
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General rules for most of my aus that I will follow:
Kind of height chart mostly to explain how I see it. So, Countries are bigger then states/regions even the smallest country is taller by an inch or two, like even Alaska whilst the tallest state would be smaller then a country, which yes it means that countries are borderline giants but they can adjust their height to become slightly more human. They have special dimension of sorts to hold their own meeting but if they have to meet up with their human politicians or just humans in general they get to be more 'human' as to not freak anyone out.
Then you have states and regions of a country. Similar rules apply but obviously each country is just slightly different. They are second tallest to reflect their status as a region but obviously their height flu crusted bases on their territory. Nothing much to add here but cities are smaller then states.
With "organisations" such like well Gov, FBI, CDC and so on welllbdbd depends? I imagine Gov as being seoerete from DC and IDC (will explain soon) but general rule of thumbs is that manifestation of government is taller then the country state/region or malleable to what they want in the moment. FBI and CDC are a bit more human like cause they work with humans most often but they sometimes make people feel uncanny bc it's clear they just aren't fully human. Hard to explain but yeah.
DC And IDC! Those two were humans turned immortal cause I think it be funny. They are twins but gained immortality in slightly different ways. IDC was turned immortal bc FBI and CIA took liking to her and the fact that they got some of that hot international gossip that America wouldn't share with them and I imagine as a 'human' she was from either of their agencies or at least worked together with them long enough they decided that yeah she can stay longer. Not sure if that makes any sense.
DC on the other hand was a fed that was supposed to get the states to work together during the meetings in the pandemic which worked. He mostly gained immortality bc either Florida convinced Louisiana to fuck around and find out or Gov saw states devastated that they favourite fed isn't there anymore so he decided to grant DC the immortality to keep states happy but he joined more meetings and ran some of them as well as DC recovered from Jan 6th.
So DC and Gov are separate with Gov having worked mostly near president and doing paperwork from the meetings DC ran but he has been getting involved a bit more with states recently with DC running smaller meetings or hanging out with IDC.
Unless it's specified, most of family relations from Marriage au apply, as in Gov + Ame = kind of brothers, IDC and DC human twins turned immortal through two different means
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Poppy explained:
Essentially I took concept of Surfer Cali being SoCal and normal Cali being NoCal and ran with it by adding Hollywood as a Poppy. And mostly bc I hc Cali as FtM but add more wacky magic shit? Main shit to know is that Poppy = Cali but before officially a state
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Poly:
Just me shipping Gov x Cali x NY x Florida x Louisiana x Texas x DC together bc I am addicted at this point to complicated shipping dynamics lmao
This one will go hand in hand with marriage au as Gov and Cali crush on the established group of NY x Florida x Louisiana x Texas x DC and the group slowly going "Wait a second was that hot or am I just horny"
My favourite stuff from those interactions is Cali teasing Gov about crocodile wrangling out of nowhere with Gov talking about hot and cold meats out of nowhere in turn. Utah was ready to book an exorcism for the two but after being witness to the two bullshiterry he would rather book a cupid or therapist for them.
Crack™Poly:
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Literary same thing like above but with Oklahoma bc I think it be hilarious and I have personal investment in Oklahoma and Texas fighting like usual but both agreeing they need to bag Cali and others before anyone else realises they are good potential partners.
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Poly-Nation Au
All States are dating each other. Mostly for either requests or ideas taken from Wtttcord that don't fit in my Aus or I just wanna write something
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cerinelle-stellarium · 10 months
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When Runaan is finally freed from the coin, the very first thing he'll see besides the Dragang gathered with him but also Zym. The sight of the Dragon Prince alive and well thanks to Callum, the very mage who saved Zym and not just his life but also that of his friends along with Zym biting off his arm binding will make for a beautiful parallel to Rayla witnessessing Zym's hatching back in season 1.
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anthropoetics · 1 year
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i’m doing an entrance exam tomorrow (the equivalent of sat) and this is my fifth try and i swear, and you all are my witnessess, if it doesn’t work out once again, i’ll simply give up the idea of going to university and i'll just start a little vegetable, herb, fruit garden and selling those things and living off by that etc. whatever, i’m tired!!! exhausted!!!
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aemiron-main · 1 year
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some ‘tommy’ parallels and more ‘virginia is the real perpetrator of what happened at the creel house’ posting
thinking about how Virginia Creel is very heavily paralleled to Nora Walker from ‘Tommy,’ and Nora helped kill her husband to cover up her affair with Frank and Tommy himself (who is EXTREMELY paralleled to Henry down to exact scenes) was the only witness and went into his deaf, blind, and nonverbal state immediately as a result of it, while Nora and Frank told him that he didn’t see or hear any of it and that he’d never speak the truth of what he witnessessed and how Tommy’s memory of events was literally warped by Nora that night (her insistence that he ‘didn’t actually see or hear anything’) AND when he woke up, because she conveniently leaves out the part about the murder when he wakes up able to see and hear and asking about who he is and what happened and instead she tells him about how he’s a superstar etc but doesn’t mention any of the murder stuff and only tells him that he’s Tommy (his religious superstar persona), not Tommy Walker, much like how Henry adopts more of the persona of One/Vecna rather than Henry Creel and adopts that persona because of the horrible things he’s done- horrible things that were kicked off by a familial murders that he likely didn’t commit but was lead to believe that he committed because Virginia, like Nora, warped his perception of events (although Virginia did it in a more supernatural way which is smthn I’m going to dig into in the analysis). thinking about how Nora and her affair was the actual problem (and she laters comes to almost admit this to herself but is enraged by the revelation and continues to act like the victim and blame Tommy) whereas Nora acts like Tommy and his blindness etc are the problem and she acts like the victim. thinking about how Virginia acts as if Henry is the proble, how Virginia literally ‘depises,’ Henry and sees him as broken, and wants to send him away to be fixed. Thinking about Henry saying that he wasn’t the broken one, but rather, his family was.  Like, Nora spends the whole movie gaslighting Tommy into believing things about himself and others and warping his perception of himself and saying that ‘nobody would believe him,’ if he ever told the truth about what he actually witnessed and eventually, Tommy’s memory of the murder is gone entirely once he awakens again and Nora conveniently leaves it out of the story when telling him who he is and what happened... I am staring Directly at Virginia warping Henry’s perception of himself and of what happened that night with the murders and likely fucking with his memory as a result. 
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scaryorganmusic · 1 year
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on god how many witnessess to Werewolf Events are just going around in the teen wolf universe
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elia-de-silentio · 2 years
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Chapter 3: Yokohama Gangster Paradise
NARRATIVE STRUCTURE
Things are still simple and clear with the three-act structure.
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1. Introduction: Atsushi gets properly acquainted with his new workplace, taking a coffee with them and playing a game of guessing what their previous occupations were. It's all fun and games with only a little hint of mystery: nobody has ever guessed what Dazai's former occupation was. Atsushi tries and, despite his success with the Tanizakis and Kunikida, fails too.
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1. Act 2: they are interrupted by a client, a pretty and demure blonde. She has come to talk about some unsavory people hanging around her workplace; Kunikida deduces that they must be smugglers, and simply showing up will be enough to scare them away. Since it's a low-risk job, it's given to the most recent recruits, Atsushi and the Tanizakis who came just a few months before. As they get out, Kunikida gives Atsushi a picture of a young man, warning him to stay away from that guy: Akutagawa is an extremely dangerous mafia members, one that Agency veterans themselves wouldn't face. We have a little interplay of said Akutagawa slaughtering a few police officers, and then covering his tracks by planting a bomb in the place and letting it go off.
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1. Act 3: our hero and his new colleagues follow their client around the city, but Tanizaki notices that something doesn't add up: the place they have been led into doesn't have secondary exits, no smuggler would ever choose it. The 'client' reveals that it was a trap: she's a mafia member too, and opens fire on them after alerting Akutagawa on their position.
NARRATIVE TECHNIQUES
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The most notable event in this chapter is our introduction to Akutagawa. It's in a 'tell', but almost immediately followed by a 'show': Kunikida shows Atsushi a picture of him and warns to stay away, as not even he, a veteran, would face off against that person. We are then treated to a little show of power by Akutagawa, who goes to place a bomb in a police station. The policemen can barely remember seeing his face in a wanted poster, and he immediately switches to brutally murder them, while sporting a slight smirk. The bomb previously planted serves then to get rid of witnessess, something that doesn't prompt the slightest reaction out of him. This serves to establish him as completely ruthless and unbothered by human life; at the end of the chapter, he claims that he will reach Atsushi and the others in five minutes, giving the readers a sense of anxious expectation at the thought of our hero forced to fight such a dangerous foe so soon.
CHARACTERS
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After two chapters full of adrenaline, Atsushi is finally free to 'relax' for the majority of this one. So, what emerges the most is his 'socially inept' side. He is awkward around his colleagues, trying to make small talk and holding back all the quite snarky thoughts he has about such a lot. After all, he never received a decent socialization at his orphanage, so it's normal that he can't quite interact with people in an informal context.
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Dazai is back to his sneaky self. He acts like a buffoon, hitting on ladies with romantic proposals of committing suicide with him ang getting bewildered rejections; he is lazy and gets scolded by Kunikida. But some more mystery starts to take form around him: nobody has ever managed to guess what his former occupation was. Atsushi throws a whole bunch of guesses at him, and none is right. Then, at the end of the chapter, he's appearently listening to music, but actually 'waiting for divine revelation'. So, we can deduce he has some larger plan.
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As for Kunikida, he keeps acting stern, warning Atsushi not to do anything to 'disgrace' the Agency; but he also issues the warning about Akutagawa, out of sympathy for Atsushi's life. Not much, though; he's not one that lets himself be carried by his emotion, or so it seems.
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The Tanizaki siblings receive more spotlight: Junichiro stops acting and reveals his more awkward side, apologizing to Atsushi; he appears to have a low self-esteem, commenting that his Ability is not that great and that if he managed to get into the Agency, it mustn't be so difficult after all. He is also unable to stand up to Naomi, even if made uncomfortable by her advances.
As for Naomi herself, she appears as a lot more forward, chatting on without a care, praising her older brother to the heavens, and getting very hands on with him despite his discomfort and requests that he stops. Kunikida tells Atsushi not to make any questions about him, but I sure am doing them, and wondering about their backstory.
Higuchi insofar is notable mainly for her ability to act the part of a demure lady, before shooting the Agency members with her.
THEMES
This chapter doesn't do much in-depth exploration, but mostly sets the stage for further discussion about the 'value of life' theme via the Mafia members' brutal actions.
SYMBOLISM
The way Higuchi gets herself a fast makeover when she reveals herself as a Mafia members, with hair tied up and dark glasses, evokes a look more intimidating and fitting for action, reflects the change she undergoes in the eyes of the ADA members with her.
REFERENCES
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• Dazai's double suicide proposals: they're a rather black comedy nod to the real life Dazai's multiple attempts at double suicide with a romantic partner. The first happened with his first wife Hatsuyo, who had cheated on him: they overdosed on sleeping pills, but neither died, and divorced instead. The second happened with his mistress Tomie Yamazaki by drowning in a river, and this time, they unfortunately both succeeded.
• Naomi's personality: she has elements that both compare and contrast with her book inspiration. Her sexual forwardness is a call-back to her extroverted inspiration, but she also swears to do anything her brother wants, something the protagonist of the novel could never get Naomi to do.
And this is all for the third chapter. Thank you for reading so far!
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lovelyxhorrors · 8 months
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Summoning Chaos - Spectator Notes - The Bladed Chaos that shook Port Mafia || Drabble OVA
Hi everyone! This is Deamon-Mun! And I have a funny drabble involving Ink's sword Wyvern. I got inspired by @the-silver-peahen-residence
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My muses of the DBT from my main blog @demon-blood-youths and
ADA and Port Mafia muses from ADA played and rped by Peahen-mun
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Based on a true ( ficitional ) story.
In this documentary, we will look into the accounts of various witness involving the incident of the demonic sword; Wyvern. Before, during, and after.
This film is based on real accounts of the incident.
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A young man with messy black hair and has scars. Notable ones on the back of his neck and one across his nose. He had red eyes and smiles as he sits down.
"So Matt....." A girl asked as he zooms into his face with the camera before zooming out, "Can you tell us what happened?"
Matt smiles, "Sure! So let's start. I wasn't there at the time but I saw the damage and I was there and prevent when the shit hits the fan."
"One day...I came over to base and there was a huge mess. I saw Gin who is gathering the men of Port Mafia. All frazzled and a bit dirtied. They were pretty shook up. So I went over and asked what happened and Gin explained it to me. I found out that Ryunosuke and Chuuya along with their boss, Mori were making their way to ADA to demand answers. And I was like...what's going on!" Matt asked, shifting on his chair.
"And she said...the DBT attacked them." Matt said, "And I look at her and then at Sid who was there...my right hand...I look at them and ask what do you mean?! DBT attacked you guys how?!" Matt asked, laughing. As if he doesn't believe it.
"And Gin explained that a sword did all this." Matt said, blinking. "And..I was like....what kind of sword? After what Sid described to me...I immediately knew what was the sword and who it belonged to. To which I told Shrika to bring me over to ADA right away before any fight starts!"
"So along the way...Shrika explains what happened up to this point." Matt said.
"So the sword is Wyvern. Ink's greatsword. And that greatsword...has....a..." Matt snickers, "Has a thing. That sword...always creates a mess whenever it gets called. And I was like...how did this happen?!"
----- Atsushi Nakajima ------
A young man with light gray hair, and pale skin, and is of average height with a slim build. He sits down before smiling a bit. Atsushi is laughing and a bit nervous. He is an upstart and he is good at this.
"Okay...I was with Ink Vanguard on a case. We were tracking suspects involved in a murder case which is related to the trafficking of stolen art from NYC. So we ran into a criminal whose ability can buff himself using muscles and it is hard to beat. He's an accomplice to the mastermind of it. We spilt up into groups. Me, Ink, and Oblivion were there. Dazai, Kunkida, and Shdwkyz are tracking them down. Kenji and Gerald are with them but outside. "
"Then while we're fighting....Ink tries to summon her sword and for some reason...we had to avoid getting hit and try to subdue him for....15 minutes or so. I can't recall." Atsushi said. "After that, Wyvern....her sword...came and hit Ink on the forehead." Atsushi sweatdropped.
"I was worried! Because Ink got knocked out and Oblivion came over, rubbed her hands together with the statics of electricity, and like this." Atsushi makes a quick gesture, "Then she shocked her on the chest, to bring her back to consciousness! Like someone acting as a defibrillator. Oblivion said 'clear!" Like she is trying to bring her back to life!" Atsushi exclaimed.
"I asked what's going on and Oblivion told me....
"It's fine. This is normal." Oblivion said.
"HOW IS THAT NORMAL?!" Atsushi yelled. "Even the criminal was in shock as I was before we beat him.."
----- Dazai Osamu ------
A male with midly wavy short brown hair wearing a long sand-colored trench coat with a wry smile looks at the camera. He clasped his hands together where both wrists were bandaged and around his hands.
"I wish I was shocked by Oblivion's hands!" Dazai laughed so lovely and lovely. "
"And after that whole situation. We were about to end our shift for today with some lunch until...Port Mafia came straight to our door demanding what was going on. I was confused! I was wondering if it's related to the case. But Chuya said something I couldn't believe..." Dazai chuckling.
------ Chūya  Nakahara -----
"We were attacked!" Yelled Chuya Nakahara. An orange head wearing a black hat with a red hatband. "And I know who the cuprilt was! It's Van Ink the Dragon! I wanted an explanation!" Chuya scowled.
------ Kunkida Doppo------
Kunkida Doppo, a fellow detective at the agency sighs as he shakes his head, pushing his glasses up.
"We accounted for Ink's whereabouts as she has an abili. She was with Atsushi and Oblivion the entire time during the case. But Chuya is aware of that and he said something more unbelievable. He said that her sword attacked their base." Kunkida said. "And before Ink explained herself. Her teammates tried to explain on her behalf and we and the mafia didn't believe what we were hearing."
------ Jun'ichirō Tanizaki ----
"Ink said that she left the sword at the hotel back. And I was like....' wait...you left the sword at your hotel and Port Mafia, they said it caused damage to their base while you helping the case? You can't be two places at once! So how does that work?! If you know anything about Port Mafia. They have a base in Yokohama where there are four buildings surrounding the main building. If I have to describe it's a skyscraper fortress with the main building in the center the tallest! So....a sword caused damage. Not one...not two. But three buildings. I saw the photos that the leader of the mafia showed us and I was like...''Holy shit!' "
------ Kyōka Izumi ------
"The Port Mafia base is a fortress that nobody can penetrate. Not even rockets, tanks, or even ability users can bring it down. It would be considered suicidal to attempt to assault the base. I know because I defected from the organization."
"So hearing that...I was very surprised. So I wonder....how did Ink's sword cause that much damage?" Kyoka replied.
----- Atsushi ----
"And then I remember. Didn't Ink try to call the sword over? So I pointed this out....accidentally...to which I feel really guilty about-and Ink admitted but she didn't know the sword came through the Port Mafia's base on its way. I don't think she is aware of where their base was!" Atsushi said.
------ Flashback -----
"So where was your base?!" Ink asked.
"The ones that with huge skyscrapers!" Chuuya shouted. "The tall black buildings that are higher than the rest."
"You mean...the black tall ones that look like Stonehedge?" Ink said.
"Yes that's the one," Ryunosuke sighed.
"Oh...." Ink said. "I seriously thought...your base would be...uh...uh..I don't know..."
"You thought our base is what?" Chuuya raised an eyebrow.
"Like the places in the Godfather movie!" Navarro spoke to which Maggie nodded making Chuuya and Ryunosuke make a face. Dazai and Ranpo tried so hard not to laugh while Kunkida sighed and Atsushi is sweatdropped. Are these guys not worried?! Tanizaki thought.
"Or like Scarface..." Oblivion shrugged.
"Or American Gangster..." Jaron asked.
"Nah...probably Goodfellas!" Rust said. Mori smiled but didn't say anything. He had to admit these children were very amusing no wonder Dazai finds them hilarious.
"Yeah...I thought you guys would be outside of the city and not in it. We thought you would be part of one of those underground places." Ink added. "We thought it was a government building like the one in Tokyo."
"You guys..." Atsushi said as Fosh is sweating bullets. Chuuya is getting ticked off by their childish nonsense.
"First off! This isn't the Godfather! Second! Don't believe what you see in the movies! I like Godfather 1 and the trilogy, thank you freaking much-" Chuuya said.
"We're getting off track here," Ryunosuke growled, hate tangents.
"Right. Don't change the subject and we're not the freaking ordinary Yazuka. Okay! You punks should have known where the base is! So what the hell is going on?! Why did you attack us?!"
"We're trying to tell you that it's an accident. Ink didn't mean to! It's the freaking sword!" Maggie explained.
----- Kunkida -----
"We were preparing for a fight. The DBT is ready to throw down at our agency as Chuya and Ryunosuke didn't back down either until Matt Knack comes and defends Ink, explaining the truth to the Port Maif that backs up Ink's claim...." Kunkida hums a bit, "It's unbelievable but I'm not surprised. But Ranpo had the answer to that question and it made sense..when he lay it all out for us."
-------- Ranpo Edogawa ------
Ranpo Edogawa is known by the locals as the greatest detective in the world. He is munching on a pocky on his chair before smiling.
"So I went over to Port Mafia base and saw the extent of the damage. After using my Super-Deduction on the photos that showed the damage and being on-site. I can tell you the story of what really happened~" He muses.
"I can show the trajectory where the sword was supposed to go." Ranpo shows a smartboard with a map. "You see this is the hotel that DBT was staying at and this is the area where we were trying to apprehend a criminal with the ability to become a muscle-bound menace, Dazai and Kunkida were busy with another ability-user so Ink with Atsushi along with her teammates was busy. Between those two locations, is the Port Mafia headquarters." Ranpo circled the locations. Between the scene and hotel is the Port Mafia base.
"So Ink had to summon the sword because the criminal was causing a lot of damage and the sword went through a straight line to get to Ink. The sword went through Port Mafia's territory. The problem was the time. It took 15 minutes for Wyvern to arrive to the scene. So why it did take so much time for Ink's sword to arrive even with incredible speed. I will tell you!" Ranpo smiles.
"So what happened...the sword went through the left tower of the four into the main building. Actually, it hit didn't the first building that was after it made contact with the main building. Just a smidge. The damage on the left building the glass is cracked and shattered. When this happened...someone there at the main building saw this and tried to get in its way and that person would be...."
----- Chūya -----
"Yeah! I tried to stop it! Because who the fuck flies by the base and breaks the windows of the Port Mafia like it's nothing?! Ha! I won't let that shit slide!" Chuya frowns, crossing his arms, "The moment when it came passing the first building from the left into the main building. I use my ability to force it down onto the ground by making it heavy. Then the sword did something that I had never seen in my lifetime!"
"It went through the main building down...almost all of the floors till to the third floor." Chuuya twitched an eye before facepalming.
------- Pete Gnat -------
"From what I saw, It didn't work. To Chuya's credit, it was a good move but it was a mistake later on. It made the situation a bit worse" Pete said. "The sword turns on itself with its blade facing the floor. With Chuuya's gravity manipulation by making it heavy, the sword suddenly went through many floors before going to the third building."
"Chuya tried to stop it and he said..."
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"It's freaking nuts!" Chuya yelled. "It's like the sword going on a rampage without stopping. Even with my gravity manipulation, it's like trying to pull on a freaking whale with a harpoon. If I make it light. It wouldn't make a difference! So heavy is a no-no because it causes a lot of damage the way down. It still keeps on going."
------ Cobin -----
The camera switches to a boy with bobcut and glasses. It's Cobin Razor as he fixed his glasses. He speaks.
"It was this guy named Michizō Tachihara. He has the ability to do  ferrokinesis; the ability to manipulate metal." Cobin explains. "That ability messes with mine because I can possess machines and machines have metal so it's a bad match-up against him." Cobin sighed. "I was with him because whatever. I was making weapons!"
"But the moment he saw the sword and used his ability on it. It slowed down but.....it didn't break nor it was stopped. Hell, I saw that thing turn. Rotate horizontally with its pommel facing him. At first...I thought Tachibara had a handle on it but.....uhh..." Cobin scratched his head.
------ Flashback -----
Tachihara thought he had control over the sword when it turned with his hand reaching for the pommel. However....it was so fast that the sword hit him straight in the gut! The metal bender widened his eyes and was sent hitting against the wall.
"ACK!!"
"OW! My spleen!!" Tachibana cried as he was in the fetal position, holding his side. Cobin came over. "Holy shit! Someone call the doctor!" Cobin yelled as some of the members gathered around them.
"But aren't you a doctor, sir?" Asked one member of the mafia. Cobin made a face and shouted,
"I AM AN ENGINEER! NOT A DOCTOR!" Cobin yelled comically making the members flinched. "GET A REAL FREAKING DOCTOR!"
------ Tachibhara Michizō -----
"I will tell you right now! Because the sword isn't completely made out of metal!" Tachibara yelled. "Shit! I control all metals including swords! Even the greatswords. But I have never seen a sword mid-flight turn around and hit me in the gut like that after thinking I got it when using my ability."
"That's no ordinary sword! That's a freaking demon sword!!" Tachihara yelled.
----- Cobin -----
"It hit him in the gut with its pommel. He was fine but he remembered the pain." Cobin said. "Like Christ...and then the sword continues to descend and I heard someone repel it?"
------ Sid Casper ------
"I was with this man named Ryūrō Hirotsu and he is commander of the Black Lizard. I was having a discussion with him and Gin over some operations and what I can do to help." Sid speaks. "We heard the loud commotion from the upper floors and when the sword came crashing down from the ceiling. He repels it with his ability just in a nick of time. But the sword crashed and bounced across the floor. Chuya came down and said...."
------ Chūya -----
"I was like finally! YES! We stopped this thing! I was going to like tell the men to surround and grab it. I saw the sword embedded on the wall thanks to Hirotsu and then for a moment... I recognize the sword and try to recall where I saw it before. And then... the sword moved." Chuuya said, leaning back before groaning with his head back. "And I was like...Oh fuck no! WHAT THE FUCK!?"
----- Flashback ----
The room begins to rumble making everyone freeze. They see the sword start to shake on the wall making the mafia nervous.
"Uhhh....Hirotsu!" Chuya said. "What's going on?!"
Sid goes to shield Gin with her cloak.
"I am trying! But this sword...has an iron will!" Hirotsu shouted before he deactivated his ability. he did before his fingers broke. The wall breaks down and the sword flies off before they hear another crash.
----- Sid -----
The sword breaks through a hole in the main building and goes straight for the building on the right. One of the four. It ripped through the lobby. Then Chuuya tries to stop and the sword zips through and goes to hit the building from the opposite side. I heard Ryunosuke Akutagawa was there and tried to stop but I had him pushed out of the way because the sword was strong enough to penetrate Rashomon. But Akutagawa tried to grab onto it from the side with Rashomon's claw and it was pulled along with the ride and Chuuya tried to help. Even Jason try to help."
------- Akutagawa -----
Ryunsouke Akutagawa sighed, trying to describe the whole ordeal before looking to the side in thought. "I must admit. I let go because I recognized whom that sword belonged to. If I have to describe the feeling when trying to stop it with Rashmon just by grabbing it. It's pulling onto a wild behemoth and I decided to let it go because I told Chuya of what the sword was and who it belonged to. It was Matt's rival, Van Ink the Dragon."
"Chuya didn't believe because it didn't make sense for Ink to attack us so we headed down to see her. And of course, the boss had to see the person responsible for the damage as well. We demand some answers for this." He crosses his arms.
------ Ōgai Mori ------
"When I heard the commottion. I had to check the cameras and see that my men were overwhelemed by a single sword. I did follow the exploits of Van Ink the Dragon and The DBT. They were very interesting children!" Mori smiled. It is almost unsettling.
"So I had to see what was the reason behind this attack," Mori said. "I was very surprised to know that Matt; the rival of the dragon claimed that sword is known for doing such things as ripping through buildings and causing property damage when being summoned and Ink had a difficult time calling it every time. As if it has a mind of its own. Also, I find it very amusing that a girl had a troublesome partner for a sword." Mori chuckled.
"After knowing that...Dazai of course laughed when one of the members of DBT explained what Matt meant."
------ Ranpo -----
"Here's why Dazai is laughing so much. Because he was part of the mafia and you see the Port Mafia's base is very hard to break into. Or rather do a raid on. Because nobody can penetrate it. Not even ability users and even us the Armed Detective Agency will have a tough time. It's almost impossible until a demon sword comes right straight through and causes severe damage to not one but three buildings of the Port Mafia. In such a short amount of time. So if Port Mafia tries to sue the DBT." Ranpo popping some candy into his mouth.
"Nobody is going to think....oh gosh someone messed with the Port Mafia and got away with it. No. People will think if a sword can cause a lot of damage and gave them so much trouble then they wouldn't be hard to invade which causes a huge problem for both groups. But thanks to Fosh and Ink giving them a check to pay for the repairs and hospital bills for their men."
"They sweep it under the rug and that story became an urban legend. If you ask me, that's the best solution to the problem. Although, I am very surprised that they got enough money from their missions."
-----Chūya ----
Chuya sighed.
"Despite all that, the check did cover the damages and Ink had to ask if anyone got hurt!" Chuya said. "Nobody got seriously hurt just minor injuries but Ink didn't like that so she offered to pay for hospital bills and want to say sorry personally to our men."
"To be honest...the last part wasn't needed. I mean...I was mad....really mad. But Ink owes it up to us so I wasn't really mad at her after that. All we told her is to bring her sword at all times next time before she goes on a case with ADA!" Chuya said firmly, "I even gave her a lecture about controlling her sword! I mean... I will never forget what happened because now thinking about what Matt said to us. So I had to ask a lot of questions! Because there's no way the sword is alive. Like what the fuck!?"
------ Ōgai Mori -----
"I never heard of a sword that is alive. Though there is one..the Holy Sword it is rumored to be a sword after an ability user dies and becomes the sword. Such a thing is possible. If there's one person I know that's good at knowing swords. It's the man. The founder of the ADA."
--------Yukichi Fukuzawa ------
Yukichi Fukuzawa; the founder and leader of the ADA. A serious man of great integrity who is emotionally reserved and impassive. He had a commanding presence.
Fukuzawa sips his tea at his desk before setting it down, he closes his eyes before he talks "I came across many blades and heard of many blades. Famed blades such as Shintō Amenogozen, The Holy Sword, Kurikara, Excalibur, Kusanagi, Bongseon, Nichirin Blades, Murasaki, and more. But Ink's greatsword; Wyvern is unique in itself."
He opens his eyes slowly, "After talking with Mori about what the sword did. One day, I wanted to test Ink's swordsmanship skills wielding Wyvern. And even I wield Wyvern for a moment. That I did."
"As a swordsman, when you hold a blade. You...have a sixth sense of what kind of blade is it including history. You can discern its true nature."
"Of all the swords...this sword...is what I call an otherwordly sword...maybe a demonic sword like the Mursaki," Fukuzawa said as he stood firm.
"That sword gives off a feeling of aggression when I first hold it. A drive to make the wielder fight unrestrained without a care in the world. This is a contrast to young Ink's personality. If I have to make an educated guess, the sword activates truly when the moment comes. In the heat of battle, I must say. So it would be easily misunderstood to confuse aggression with excitement. If I have to call it, it would be dynamism, where aggression, excitement, positiveness, boldness, and power that fall under that umbrella. That's how I can describe Wyvern's true nature." Fukuzawa said before he sipped his tea.
"I suppose the reason that Ink has trouble summoning every time she calls for him. It would be either because of the distance or butting heads with the sword. But when the moment comes, they synced as one. Since the sword is alive, it makes senese. Though...it's just a hypothesis from a swordsman."
"As for the reason why Dazai laughed so much where stomach hurts..." Fukuzawa chuckles a bit.
----- Dazai Osuma ----
"Okay, so the reason I was really laughing wasn't just the fact Ink's sword ripped through three buildings of Port Mafia by accident. It's the idea of the sword being alive when Jaron explains to me what Matt said. So I asked Ranpo: if the sword is alive, does it have consciousness? If it does, does it have sentience?" Dazai asked with a coy smile.
----- Ranpo -----
"And of course...I activate my Super Deduction on the sword and the only answer I can give to Dazai is YES!" Ranpo chuckling. "I mean....if I have to discern a sword's feelings. I can tell the sword wasn't happy about being stopped and all that destruction is its way of being vindictive. I don't know! I can just tell! Of course...I wouldn't say that in the meeting with Port Mafia because that would be illogical! It wouldn't make sense!"
"This is a sword we're talking about! Not an ordinary! A demon sword! I can see why DBT are so panicky about it and Ink is apologetic about it!"
"It wasn't funny but....it's pretty funny!" Ranpo laughing and Dazai is laughing in the background.
------ Yasano Akiko -----
"After hearing what Ranpo said....I believe it. If I had to describe one word after Ink explained the sword to us. A revengeful thing. But it's a shame it didn't almost injure anyone seriously because I would of have a fun time using my ability." Akiko laughs.
----- Chuya ----
"Okay, if that's the freaking truth. I fucking believe that! Because the moment I walked out of the office after hearing that. I saw that damn sword again. Lying against the wall of the kitchen like nobody's business. And I swear to God! I swear that sword gave me a stink eye! I thought I was going crazy. There is no way in HELL that I am getting a smug-ass attitude from a sword!! I told Matt about it, and you know what he said!?"
---- Matt and Ryunosuke ----
Matt is snickering, covering his mouth while Ryunosuke sighs, shaking his head as there is a smile tugging at the hellhound's lips. Even he snorts at this as he can't believe this either.
Matt answers, "I said to Chuya." Matt shakes his head, "Nah... you're not imagining. The sword is REALLY giving you a stink eye." Matt laughing so hard. "I'm sorry! But it sounds like to me the sword didn't like anyone stopping it so of course...it made a mess."
Ryunosuke scoffs, "Hm. I never thought the Wyvern was a living weapon. It makes sense why it's hard to bring it down. Because its Master is calling for it."
-----Yukichi Fukuzawa -----
"Indeed. I even asked young Ink how she acquired the sword. She told me the truth and that girl is honest about her origins. She told me that she was given the sword from her father but then she said that Wyvern called out to her and her father decided to give it to her saying that it fit.
"Hm. If that's the case, it's an unlikely pair. A girl with an optimistic attitude with a sword that is so aggressive yet they share the same feelings. A unique dynamic I must say."
---- Dazai -----
"And because of that. I wonder how Atsushi will handle this."
---- Atsushi -----
"What else do I have to say.?I have no comment but....the sword didn't give me any problems. In fact...it's been eyeing me for a while. I-I don't know what to think. But Ink is amazing for handling a sword like that..Even though it hits her every time. That sword did protect people time and time again. So it's something, right?'
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Recording End.
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@ruby-static "JPOG tornado" edition!
Where shawn just loves showing people how broken his favourite game is XD
But first!
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Anna: old man, do you KNOW how to drive!?
Fern: hahaha!
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Fern: no i dont. I cant actually.
Anna: wow
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Fern: dan can though...uh..somehow
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Anna: yeah but, hes weird and seems to be out of place despite having lived here all his life
Fern: about that-
Dan: pleeeaaase let me drive the new test sled
Gary: no!
The idea of anna just knowing that dan is a strange guy upon meeting him is so fun to me. She saw his vibes and went "these ascend comprehension what the fuck-"
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Shawn: hey anna look at how fucking broken this game is!
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*SUMMONS A FUCKING JPOG TORNADO*
anna is like "ah, spyro dotd again? Lay it on me" and witnessess the GODLY broken mechanics that is using the tornado attack in that game *WHEEZE*
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Shawn: aww alien sea creature! You look like a mantaray without any eyes youre so adorable!!
Photos taken seconds before disaster (that alien sea creature is hungry)
And the finale! Adam meets a skua
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Adam: i could take em.
And his first reaction is to think he can fight them and win QIAJAKFHASIB-
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