#wtf even is this feature

[bklily]

HOW ARE WE FEELING TWST ROOK FANS

#im so. IJNFHJBNWRFBHJGHJ #this hit me like a truck i had barely woken up when i saw it #hello sir hello SIR. #those fuckin ARMS im going to do something feral. #like unpopular opinion i prefer current rook with his silly hair and french vibes but i can appreciate him being feral #as a treat for me. who stayed loyal through thick and thin #this is for me!!!! this card WAS MADE FOR ME!!!!!! #im so normal im sooooooooo norma #wtf is even gonna happen in book 7 to feature this rook what is going ON #RELEASE THE BOY!!!!!!! #anyway hope everyone had a good morning this will be on my mind for the next 5 business days #twisted wonderland #twst #rook twst #twst book 7 spoilers #twst meme #twst shitpost

[hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend]

my lovely Madame Curator has been all in a tizzy over the Tumblr Live button being permanently situated on the home screen of the "Tumbly Tumblr" mobile app

i have not heard the end of it, and most likely never will

#like seriously she is so upset about this #i am too like wtf #does anybody even use this feature?? #if any staff follow me hello i guess?? #hellsite hall of fame #hellsite hall of girlfriend #madame girlfriend’s bullshit #tales from the void

[diaspro-back-here]

Microsoft did WHAT!?

Guys, guys... I updated my PC last night and now there's this shit called "copilot" that uses AI (it's literally some kind of rip-off chat GPT but in the computer…)

(disregard my legal name… it's not even complete so I don't mind tho)

As option, u can let it use "content from Microsoft Edge"

AI sipping into everything shouldn't surprise me anymore, but here we are...

#microsoft windows update #anti ai #Literally wtf #didn't even ask if I wanted this feature #it's just there and I can only “hide” the button from the toolbar

[dandybambiandy]

oh boy another one before the end of the year

(also.. it's probably hard to tell yknow with the eyes closed but that's Hal, not Dirk lmao don't get confused by their 'literally the same guy' syndrome)

#AndyArts #Bambi Draws #2023 #Homestuck #Sollux Captor #Hal Strider #Lil Hal #Solhal #Halsol #Hallux #merry christmas to me this is my gift to me specifically #featuring scenes in my head #where karkat confronts sollux like 3 days later and is like 'wtf is this' and sollux is like 'it's nothing we're just friends we were cold' #and kk looks at him like he's talking to the stupidest grub on the planet (cuz he is) #(sollux is also like 'wait how tf did you even get this picture wth??')

[coquelicoq]

me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -

the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying

#my other bedtime imagine also features misunderstandings in natori's trailer/dressing room but this time it's established relationship #natori and his costar are in his trailer practicing a kiss & matoba comes in & thinks natori is CHEATING 😲 #& packs up & goes back to the matoba estate & natori's calling him daily like i LITRALLY dk what i did wrong...miss u baby... #but also tell me what i did wrong u asshole!! you just left & didn't even tell me if/when you're coming back! wtf!!! #and eventually matoba comes home & they talk & natori's like mkay well first of all kissing that lady is my literal job that pays me #but i understand that it upset you bc we were alone in my trailer & looked startled to be interrupted. hey i know #why don't you come with me to set & you can see just how incredibly unsexy these practice sessions are? #so matoba accompanies him & it's literally just natori & his costar like calculating exact face tilt angles & figuring out #their precise height differential during the scene in question based on the shoes she'll be wearing & testing out ideal #degree of mouth openness & choreographing switching sides of the face to correspond to the movement of the camera #(bc obviously it's one of those epic 360-degree shots with the swelling orchestral score and w/e 🙄) #& figuring out where they should put their hands & whether it makes sense for them to be smiling at this point in their arc &c &c #& matoba starts like observing them from multiple angles & critiquing their technique & giving pointers to the costar #& grabbing natori's chin & bodily arranging his limbs like a mannequin & showing the costar the best ratio of lip give to firmness #by demonstrating with his own lips on natori's lips. & so on & so forth. meanwhile #the sleep i am forgoing in favor of having these thoughts is something i will NEVER get back. #natsume's book of friends #horrible exorcists #f #my posts #i am such a clown to watch one of the sweetest and most poignant shows i have ever seen and for what? #to get fixated on imagining ways to get these chuckleheads to smush their mouths together? unbelievable. #like these scenarios barely (if at all) have anything to do with what makes them so fascinating as characters. i just want them to Kiss #idk though i do feel like their first kiss has to be some sort of dare or 'accident' or w/e like these weirdos can't just KISS each other! #who does that! have you heard of a little thing called pride and invulnerability and plausible deniability!!!! #but i also completely imprinted on this one established relationship fic i read last year so sometimes i just skip ahead #to the kinds of misunderstandings and shenanigans and conflicting priorities they could get up to as a couple #i guess i just want the fact that natori is famous for kissing people to be Matoba Seiji's Problem in some way or another #is that so much to ask #(i also CLEARLY imprinted on a fic in which natori teaches matoba to kiss at a bar?? i should reread that one)

[tlgtw]

MGSV really is *so* misogynistic it is honestly hard to believe. It has ONE named female character, just one. And holy shit, the things they make that single woman do.

I don't know what happened. Or how Kojima thought what we was doing was defensible.

I could just link to the introduction of the SKULL snipers from Mission 28 Code Talker but even that I feel is so unbelievable to see with your own eyes that it would exit the mind as soon as it stopped playing.

Literally every criticism made during that era toward's this game is accurate. Every single one.

It might legit be the WORST example of "male gaze," literally literally ever. Out of everything.

If MGSV had outright no women in it whatsoever it would be better than what this is.

The cutscene for when Big Boss comes to Mother Base after not showering was what sealed it for me.

And the fact that there were people back then who thought they could defend this perhaps makes it even more deranged.

#mgsv #completely incoherent post #I love love love playing this game but holy shit #It is fucking unbearable. #Play it on your computer with the mod 'Take Me of the Grid + No More Timers + Free Deployment' installed #The game is legitimately hot garbage without it. #what the fuck happened to result in the difference between how woman are treated in this game and then... Death Stranding????? #Wtf??????? #its inexplicable #Kojima; as skilled a designer and director as he certainly is #is absolutely also a misogynist #I think MGSV is the hard fucking proof frankly #You can't make this. AND whine about how people refused to like it. That shit definitely counts augh my god #still a completely incoherent post #aough #i cant even put the words together #the actual moment to moment core gameplay is so fun its ridiculous #but oh my god everything else is SO so bad #how can I even like it? #I don't know. I do. but somehow maybe I should not ldjfjskjfsjkdf #dfjkbgjkdbflglbksbkfgbjkdsfbgbdfgbkjbjkdfbjkg #and it's still stupid as hell that you can't fulton yourself like you do in Peace Walker. Literally just to make you waste more GMP #to force you to depend on the online features. Which gives you millions of GMP at the drop of a hat #Evil game

[doctorwhoarchive]

happy Barbie day to sam carpenter, I know in my heart she’s seeing it tonight

#with chad as her plus one #sam’s old and out of touch she doesn’t even know about the whole barbie x oppenheimer thing #she wants to see barbie simply bc the ads she got for it look cute #she finds out about oppenheimer when she asks tara to see barbie with her and tara looks at her like she’s crazy #tara: no I’m seeing oppenheimer that day actually #sam: wtf is an oppenheimer #anyways I’m doing a barbenheimer double feature today I’m very excited #sam carpenter #tara carpenter #carpenter sisters #scream #barbie

[ddarker-dreams]

happy birthday!!! -ur readers

have a great 22nd year of life <3 keep at it :3

#THIS MADE ME EMOTIONAL WTF................... #maybe i'm just a big emotional weenie but i started tearing up omg #🥺<- actually me staring at the screen i'm not even kidding #i love this beyond words. AAAAAAAAA #MY BABIES............... HOW I LOVE THEM SO... #miss regal HWR reader... cute SR reader... and Gorgest god darling #THEN SCARLET RIBBONS PEAKING IN OH MY GODDDDD #i love her expression it's perfect i'm YELLING #it has just the right amount of mischievous energy #please this really is one of the sweetest things anyone's ever done for me 😭😭😭 #i love your shading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially how you draw facial features #so so PRETTY #drawing multiple characters is a lot of work so i really cannot thank you enough #this made my week <33333333333 #THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #my heart is overflowing with love and gratitude #the little cake................... help perhaps i will tear up again.... #the whole squad together <3 who knows how well they'd get along but it's such a pretty sight #(the lil red ribbon on the cake is the cutest detail) #okay this is my new phone background. THANK YOU AGAIN <333333333333333333333 #hell within reach #scarlet ribbons #first contract #fanart #submission #nanabrainrot

[frazzledazzlin]

watch Two Left Thumbs' latest toppat clan backstory video ‼️‼️

#the video gets a 9.5/10 #WOULDA BEEN 10 IF HE DIDNT CALL THEIR RELATIONSHIP A AFTER EVEN SAYIN PPL LIKE TO SHIP THEM BC OF HOW CLOSE THRY ACT‼️‼️ #so so good my mutual's copperright art is featured in tyhe video smiles!!!! #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #copperright #reginald copperbottom #right hand man #rhm #scriboozles #i love thsc #i dont know wtf happened to the dam tags but it literally cut out the phrase brotherly bond from my tag i was complaing in help #HE CALLED IT A BROTHERLY BOND booooo tomato tomato boooooo #cymk palette #cartoon network palette

[genius--built]

yknow it is the internet and all, so I can’t really say I could’ve expected better. but the last drawing I posted was not intended to be ship art. I would’ve been up front about it if that had been my intent. I’ve gone and tagged it at the request of a few people, but this is not a blog where I will be posting stuff that should result in genuinely threatening asks, so I’d appreciate some civility. I’ve been here less than 2 weeks, you don’t even know me.

#aide screams #antis would love to chase every perceived proshipper off the internet #and despite this not being a tcest blog I’m fielding threats from people over art that doesn’t feature any romance #I am not made of spite. I joined the fandom a week ago and I’m just trying to make friends #it just isn’t worth being attacked over #it absolutely takes a village to stand up to hateful ppl and I don’t have any friends in this fandom yet so yknow #no ones got my back and it’s not worth the RSD to put up with #I’m not leaving yet but if the ridiculousness continues I will go Anon and stop fielding the bullshit bc it’s undeserved #I know antis love to get a rise out of ppl and I’m just feeding the flames but jfc this IS an 18+ blog and I stg most of y’all are minors #I can’t honestly believe someone over 18 would send a stranger on the internet threats over fictional characters. it’s childish as hell #I’m beginning to understand why this fandom has such a problem with authors and artists MASS DELETING everything they’ve ever made #antis even crawled into the ask box on my LoZ blog. like. wtf is wrong with you

[melonthesprigatito]

Decided to binge watch the entirety of Pokémon Generations again because it's been a few years since I last saw it and uh

Is it just me or is it a lot more fucked up than I remember

#Pokémon #Pokémon Generations #I GENUINELY CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THESE ARE ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD SCREENSHOTS FROM OFFICIAL POKÉMON CONTENT #Featuring fun family friendly scenes of cute doggies burning to death! #A nuked ancient civilization! #A scene of frozen corpses right out of The Day After Tomorrow and Geostorm but drawn in Pokémon art style! #Team Aqua getting felled by hubris and devoured by Primal Kyogre! #Whatever the fuck Courtney has got going on! #I would have included Groudon blowing up Hoenn and incinerating Team Magma but I wanted to include only one screenshot from that episode #For variety #Also that scene of Mimi the Espurr getting punted like a football. :( #It's like the animators thought Hey This Is Only For YouTube and Only Older Kids are On YouTube Anyway So We Can Be Edgy :) #I saw Pokémon The Power Of Us in cinemas and they showed the Legendary Beasts backstory episode as a short before the movie #Only problem the audience was filled with the elderly and parents taking their kids to see Funny Cute Pokémon Movie #So I was pretty much the only one who had context for WTF we just witnessed #Actually that short caused one family to get up and leave :) #Imagine not knowing anything about Pokémon and taking your four year old to see Funny Cute Pokémon Movie #Only to have to take your crying kids out of the theatre cause they got traumatised by watching animated dogs burn alive #All before the movie even started #Core childhood trauma memory formed right there #Actually now that I remembered the old lady in The Power of Us had a traumatic backstory of witnessing her Snubbull burn to death in a fire #Number of animated dogs dying in a fire in this one cinema trip: 4 #Like what the actual fuck

[akkivee]

so….. return of the anime original characters maybe??? and some more??????

#this is vee speaking #i still cannot place the voice at the end of the pv lol but that’s fine ig since it may be an anime original!!!!!! apparently!!!!!!! #the early preview of the episode featuring nagosaka cast messages sounds fun!!!!! even if i wish it wasn’t pay per view lol!!!!!!!! #i think the most exciting part of whatever plot seems to be going on is that not even chuuoku knows wtf is happening LOL #like the girls don’t have it together in either canon lmao #can’t wait for how bloated and fast paced this will be lol the roller coaster begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on sept 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[candaru]

hi, love your content, n think you have a lot of really insightful things to say! just wanted to point out that your pop review in 10 secs short, which is rlly funny, the brief hanging imagery has some very unfortunate implications due to Lorelai being a black character.

wanted to send this ask privately because I’m sure it wasn’t intentional, just that more of the exaggerated cartoonish things would be a good replacement for it. feel free not to publicly answer, wanted to inform you and request that you change that element. hope you have a nice day.

Oop, I didn't think of that when coming up with ways for her to die. I unfortunately don't have the original files for that video anymore, and Patreon won't let me redownload it, but I'll keep it in mind and avoid any imagery like that in the future! Thank you for your ask :)

#I'd reply privately but you can't do that with anon asks :P #also wtf why doesn't Patreon have a feature to let you download files YOU uploaded to it?? #come on now even Youtube has that #answered asks #candaru rambles

[theygender]

Did staff just like. Remove the ability to edit posts where you're responding to an ask??

#i went back to try and edit that post where i responded to the insulin scammer bc like #even tho i know they're a scammer and they obviously aren't even reading my responses anyways #given that this is the third time they've tried this on me after I've continued to call them out #...i still felt bad about cursing at them #but when i went back to remove the fuck word from my response there's no edit post button?? only the delete post button? #and that's how all my posts responding to asks look now apparently??? #wtf. i know we were able to edit ask response posts up until recently. i did it myself #i frequently misword things and then have to try and quickly go back in and edit it before anyone notices asfhjfd.... #why the sudden change? is this a feature or a bug? hard to tell with staff #rambling

[pzos-amiserableidiot]

was watching tiktok and a video had the song michael in the bathroom playing and I was vicerally reminded of being in middle and high school and mom always mentioning how much I looked like my dad (his name is michael) and how I slowly was able to start noticing it too and whenever I sang the song it reminded me of him and I felt like we were overlapping too often felt like id never be anyone but a shadow or his mirror and then i began learning i was trans and now the song makes me think of him even more (he’s not a bad dad he tells me he’s proud of me and stuff there’s just two really big moments he unknowingly failed and one long continuous one but he loves me and he’s proud and he supports me and he didn’t mean it and ive learned to make that enough) and the weird flashback I got when I heard that song and overlapping with his face and how if I transitioned I almost fear I’d be his clone and yeah Anywyas banger song

#the moments were that time he told me how he used to want something to be wrong with him and he’d cut himself to try and prove something was #and he showed me his incredibly faint scars and this was after I told them I was depressed and his solution was to tell me he faked it???? #and didn’t even see anything wrong or worrying that he’d cut himself or was self destructive or wished something was wrong so he’d have #something to blame for being the way he was and like DAD THATS DEPRESSION but I was too numb and shocked and felt so so so betrayed becuase #it felt mocking at the time like his way of comforting me. his child. was to fucking show me his scars and be like I faked it so I know #it’s real and sorry I don’t understand WTF DAD #Other time was when he gave me his phone to play Pokémon go and I betrayed his trust (he didn’t like anyone going through his phone) and #went looking through and found Grindr and saw some shirtless photos and people messaging before I left #dad had a shirtlesss photo on there. and I had to pretend everything was fine and erase the evidence and give the phone back and help look #for furniture for our new house and never tell mom cause she’s been through so much already (I really shouldn’t have known I wasn’t her #therapist but this is about daddy issues right now not the mommy ones) so anyways I never told him and years later he told me his friends #signed him up for Grindr as a prank and to make friends and that’s why he thinks someone from his work I pranking him by signing him up #for a gay furry dating site and yet I saw him on his bed sometimes messaging people and yeah #oh and the long continous one was not divorcing mom and defending her saying she loves us when she rejected me and my sister for being trans #and being gone for most of my childhood working and never understanding the fucked up dynamic of home that took place and resenting him for #ruining the perfect routine (sharp words scary feelings always wanting to cry) #anyways michael in the bathroom always gives me weird feelings #cause I hate and love my dad and I looked up to him so much and loooking like him would’ve been a dream but sometiems the wrongs he did #come back haunt my thoughts and I want to scratch and tear apart every feature that makes me look like him. I look nothing like my mom so #there’s nothing physical to tear apart (I just act like her sometimes and have to force myself not the throw up and attack myself from the #disgust)

[cosmosvel]

Random ass thoughts I got while playing enstars and getting reminded of self aware AU existing

- Somehow got Tsukasa's feature scout card in only 2 pulls yet didn't come home for anyone else until more pulls later. Either my prayers for Tsukasa were heard by lady luck or (in self aware AU case I guess) somehow Tsukasa went "frick it" and just dodged everyone else to get to the scout and appear as his rate-up card (cause yes that did happen, I freaked out and we questioning my life cause I never expected it)

- Since I usually use the office function to try and make a reference from when trying to map out my self insert's apartment in an Enstars rp I'm in. How would the idols react to the office looking more like a small home rather than an actual office (If anyone is using these as prompts then uh for this one I guess it's Ritsu, Kohaku, Eichi, and Souma)

- What if the idols were able to hear you through the device's microphone? Cause if so, in my case they would just hear humming that gets immediately interrupted by a swear word whenever I lose my combo (I have a swearing problem ;_;)

- Why do I always imagine the characters fighting over who's 5* card is gonna appear first when doing the scout? Like I feel like Kuro and Rei probably fought before I got both of their 5* cards ;-;

- Them randomly vaguely giving you tips on how to get more event pts... That's the entire thing

#random idea i know i'm never gonna write cause i'm shit at writing #enstars #enstars self aware au i guess??? #wtf do I even tag this mess? #Yes I did just get Tsukasa's feature scout card in 2 pulls don't come after me