#y’all it’s SUCH a cas @ dean song

[deanbrainrotwritings]

—  DESIRE (THE WANTON SONG)

SUMMARY : dean looks delicious in a suit, that’s it.

PAIRING : dean winchester x fem!reader

CHARACTERS : castiel, jack kline 

WARNINGS/TAGS : explicit(18+), fluff, p in v, unprotected sex (21 years of prison), car sex, smut, teasing, funnies (but maybe that’s the coffee talking) 

WORD COUNT : 2.8k

A/N : led zeppelin song title. y’all… YALL! Dean’s so hot and I actually had coffee and so that’s why I’m… you know, imagine that this is really, really quickly spoken in your head :D XXXXXX

Was anyone really going to lie or hide the truth about how absolutely ravishing Dean looked in suits?

One thing Y/n knew was that she wouldn't be making that mistake. The only problem with that was that Cas and Jack decided to join them while Sam stayed at the Bunker recovering from a stomach bug with Eileen at his side. 

Should she feel bad for how turned on she was? 

He was just… existing.  

Still, he must know what he’s doing. Placing his hand on her thigh, mindlessly brushing his fingers along the inside as he drove. And he sang. He was singing, playfully. Making her laugh. 

And every time she laughed, he’d squeeze her thigh, and grin at her boyishly. She’d bite her lip, unable to resist his happiness. When they stopped at a red light or a stop sign, he’d lean over, and kiss her cheek, then he’d murmur something sweet into her ear. Her heart would flutter, her breath would hitch, and then he'd press one soft kiss to her lips.

If Cas and Jack hadn’t been in the back seat, she would have grabbed Dean by his tie and pulled him on top of her. That would be dangerous—considering that he’s driving—but, hey, it’s just a daydream. 

She just wanted him, everywhere, like… all over her body. His lips and his hands. His body above hers and his skin moving against hers. God… it was worse than normal, her desire for him. 

He was just so… irresistible. Not just because of how insanely attractive he is. It’s a combination of everything that makes him who he is. Adorable. Kind. Selfless. Brave. Funny. Smart. The list was endless, but every little thing was there, blooming deep in her heart, weaved intricately into her soul, growing hot like a star. At the end of it all, at the farthest edge of everything that she was, it was love built entirely of Dean. 

Her mind was elsewhere. She started to lag behind as they walked into the police station and Dean weaved his fingers through hers to keep her in pace with him. She subtly checked Dean out from behind, broad shoulders, firm ass, hot… all over. She had to resist slapping his ass and grinned to herself at the thought. 

Cas went ahead and started to talk to one of the detectives on the case while Jack looked around aimlessly. Dean pulled her hand to stop her from joining the angel and nephilim. He leaned forward, his nose brushing against her cheek, his lips ghosting over her earlobe, warm breath hitting her neck. 

“You okay?” He asked, pulling away slightly, and looked into her eyes. He held her jaw tenderly and his thumb brushed along her bottom lip, causing her to inhale sharply. A spark from his hand on her mouth made heat rise up her face, but she nodded anyway. “You sure? You’ve been quiet, spacey,” he murmured, leaning forward to brush his lips against her. 

“I’m okay,” she whispered against his mouth. Dean placed a chaste kiss on her lips and kissed her cheek afterwards. 

“Okay,” he conceded hesitantly, circling his arm around her waist. Dean lead the way to where Cas and Jack were waiting patiently, having quiet conversation with each other. Jack looked confused at whatever Cas was trying to explain to him while Cas looked adorably exasperated. “Let’s go,” Dean smiled at the two of them, walking to where the officers placed the woman they’d just arrested. 

“Actually,” Cas stopped Dean with a hand on his chest. Dean lifted a brow and glanced down at Cas’ hand. “This would be a great opportunity for Jack to learn how to properly interrogate witnesses on cases. You two should take a look at the footage from the mini-mart,” Cas suggested firmly, but he waited for Dean’s approval anyway. 

Dean’s lips parted, he looked down her before looking back at Cas. He crossed his arms over his chest and it was oddly arousing. “You sure it’s not ‘cause you suck at using technology,” Dean teased with a smirk. 

The deadpan expression on Cas’ face made it funnier, somehow. He sighed and stepped closer to Dean, looking down at both their shiny black shoes. “I’m being serious, Dean,” Cas muttered, but Dean had a smug smile on his face that she knew Cas wouldn’t let slide when he looked up into green eyes. “Besides, you couldn’t figure out how to get Netflix to play on the television, Y/n had to do it.” 

Dean might have actually gotten offended. He shut his mouth, a firm line of his lips made those adorable little dimples of his to appear at the upper corners of his mouth. She stifled a laugh, and looked down at her heels, but Dean noticed anyway. Jack was the only one looking away, his gaze fixed across the room where the vending machine was. 

“Agents,” one of the detectives called from the interrogation room, staring at the four of them.

“Whatever,” Dean murmured, turning away from them. He left her there with their friends. She grinned up at Cas and he failed to resist a smile. Blue eyes looked down while she patted his chest as a goodbye before she jogged to catch up with Dean. 

“So,” she tried breaking the ice, hooking her arm around his as they walked to the room where they could watch the footage, “wanna place a bet?” Dean grunted in response, to which she took as a yes. “100 bucks, it’s a shifter,” she offered, letting go of his arm when he opened the door for her to enter first. 

“If it’s anything but a shifter… I get to call the shots on everything we do together for six months,” he said distractedly, beelining to the nearest computer. 

“Uh, no,” she laughed, “one month.” Dean glanced at her, it wasn’t anger, but there was something fiery in those forest greens of his that made her pussy clench around nothing. Her breath hitched, but she hid it with a sniffle. 

“Four months.” There was a finality to his words that made her shiver. She couldn’t disagree, and anyway, Dean’s ideas were never awful. Dean leaned over the table, and started to type away skillfully at the keyboard, giving her time to consider his compromise, before he pulled the video footage up. 

Had he not been waiting for the deal to be sealed with her agreement, she would have dwelled on the wave of arousal flooding between her legs at the sight of him proving Cas wrong about his ability to understand technology. 

She stepped closer to Dean, sitting on the table—very close to him.“Cheater,” she smiled playfully, he knew she’d never fold. Dean looked up at her, one hand on the keyboard, the other on the mouse. “Deal,” she leaned forward and pressed her lips against his. 

Dean immediately let go of the keyboard and mouse to step between her legs and kiss her hard. He wrapped one arm around her waist, pulling her to the edge of the table, and tangled his fingers in her hair. She moaned into his mouth, lewdly brushing her tongue against his when he pushed into her mouth. With a final, hot, firm suck of her tongue, he pulled away breathlessly with a rosy tint on his cheeks. 

She blinked the daze of his hearty lips away, and smiled dreamily, swinging her feet, her heels slipping off her feet slightly as she watched him work. She needed to fuck him, but she forced herself to look away from the pinched concentration of his brows, and the way he chewed on his lip. 

She analysed the video with Dean a few times before switching to other cameras around and within the mini-mart. A few people came in and out, no one remotely suspicious or dangerous, nothing supernatural about them either. 

“I don’t see anything,” Dean muttered, replaying the last video of the inside of the store. He watched it again for good measure. It showed the woman the detectives arrested serving herself a blue raspberry slushie from the machine with a woman standing next to her, asking for a taste.

She leaned the cup over to her lover, or friend, or whatever she was meant to be. She took a sip and they walked together to the register, the man barely paid any attention to them as they spoke. 

“Right there, look,” she told him, Dean raised a brow and rewinded the video. She mischievously ducked under his arms, and placed her hand over his on the mouse, bending over the desk like he was doing so her ass brushed against his crotch. Dean grunted softly, moving away slightly with his hands on her hips. 

“You’re not wearing any underwear,” he whispered, squeezing her hip. She tried to remain composed, as much as she wanted to keep teasing and possibly do more, she genuinely found something.

Ignoring the throb in her clit, she teasingly asked, “uh, hello?” Dean’s hands flexed on her hip and then he pressed himself against her ass, to see what she saw. “You win the bet, it’s a siren,” she pointed out, pausing on the reflection of the monster’s terrifying face.

“Okay,” Dean whispered, letting her stand straight. “At least if it gets to me or you, it’s toxin won’t work,” he reassured her, kissing the top of her head. 

She frowned. “What do you mean?”

“You’ve always been perfect to me, the one person I could lean on, the one person I knew would never lie to me, or do what Sam did… you’re-”

“Reliable, boring,” she finished for him, crossing her arms insecurely. 

“Kind, trustworthy, and good,” he corrected firmly, “you still are, there’s nothing I’m keeping inside, nothing… bad… because you’ve never failed me.” She turned to face him, stomach fluttering, flustered by his steadfast reasonings. 

“I can be stubborn and repetitive,” she reminded him, they’ve been angry at each other a few times in the past. Frustrated is the more correct word for it than angry. She didn’t want him to be wrong, or to end up making him feel bad if it worked on either of them. 

“Caring and empathetic,” he corrected again, his hands sliding into the pockets of his black slacks. He stepped close to her and narrowed his eyes at her self-deprecating words. Oh, wow, she felt small, and hot, and wet. “Stop arguing with me, I’m older than you. That makes me always right,” he tried to lighten the mood, she smiled softly at him, and laughed. 

“You’re right, I don’t think it’s toxin will work,” she agreed despite her doubts. Dean smiled, but tilted his head inquisitively. “You trusted it… or whatever… because it gave you the one thing you wanted most, a family, but now, you’ve got most of what you wanted back then, Sam’s not doin-” 

“I don’t pay for therapy sessions, sweetheart,” he dismissed bashfully, slipping his hands out of his slacks to reach out for her hips and tug her towards him. 

“Uh, well… there’s always sex,” she suggested seductively, locking her fingers together behind his neck. Dean leaned forward, his nose brushed against hers, and her eyes fluttered shut. 

“Sex is pleasure, not business, sweetheart,” he murmured. She felt one of his hands fall from her hip, then she felt a rough, arousing spank on her ass. She yelped while he laughed and lifted her back up on the table. “I love you, you know that?” He asked softly, pressing kisses along her jawline. 

“Yes,” she whispered, hooking her fingers on his belt loops to tug him closer between her legs. She wiggled around and got the pencil skirt high enough to let her spread her legs wider for him. Dean finally kissed her, his fingers slowly ghosting along the inside of her thighs, moving higher. 

She moaned against his mouth, impatiently waiting for him to touch her where she needed him most. Dean’s kiss became steamier, he pressed closer into her mouth, tongue slowly gliding over hers. 

“Can you feel how wet I am for you?” She mumbled when he panted for breath against her mouth. His fingers finally grazed her wet heat and he groaned, roughly burying a hand in her hair. He tugged at the soft locks of her hair and drew circles around her entrance before sliding his fingers up to her clit. 

“We need to ditch Cas and Jack,” Dean murmured desperately, pulling his hand out from between her legs much to her dismay. Dean kissed her forehead softly. 

“That’s mean,” she pouted jokingly, leaning back with her hands flat on the table. 

“Okay, maybe I won’t ditch them, but… I’ll drop them off at the motel, there’s a place on the way,” he informed her, then sucked his fingers clean of her wetness.

“God, you look fuckable,” she giggled, gazing at him flirtatiously. 

He flushed red—well, redder. “What?”

“It’s not a secret.” She shrugged casually, playing with his bright red tie. It only made him look hotter. Wickedly so. 

“What isn’t?”

“That you look hot in suits,” she laughed, pulling his tie to bring him down for a quick kiss to emphasise her feelings.

“Really? You think so?” He laughed softly against her lips.

“Everyone knows that.” 

“I don’t care about everyone, I’m asking about you.” He bit his lip, amused, and squeezed her thighs. 

“Yes.” 

“I’m ditching them, they’ve got wings,” Dean gave in. He took her hand, pulling her off the table. She quickly fixed her heels and skirt, following him as a zap of excitement coiled up her spine. 

“Let me text them first!”

“Seriously? Here?” She laughed, unbuttoning her shirt as fast as she could while Dean fumbled and removed his belt. Dean stared up at her, smiling from ear to ear, and she rolled her eyes at him halfheartedly. 

“It’s an abandoned mall’s parking lot,” he reasoned, lifting his hips up to shove his boxers and slacks down all at once. “No one’s finding us here,” he reassured her, hands impatiently roaming up her thighs to lift the tight pencil skirt.  

“Like you care,” she teased him, moving forward on her knees.  The cotton blanket he placed covered the leather booth-seat, silencing the typical squeak of leather beneath them. Dean spluttered and shrugged indifferently, pulling her shirt out of her skirt to shove his hands inside her bra, and pulled down so her breasts spilled out. She held the door of the Impala, squeezing hard beside his head, and started to lower herself down on him with her fingers curled around his cock.  

Dean’s mouth fell open, and he closed his eyes, moaning her name softly. Her pussy clenched around him as she gazed down at his face, her heart stuttering in her chest. His eyes fluttered open, and he bit his plump lip, smirking at her—like he knew exactly what he was doing. 

“Fuck,” she shuddered. Dean brought her closer, depositing wet kisses along her sternum and cleavage, all the while he gazed up at her from beneath his lashes. She could feel herself get wet around him, getting tighter, her breath hitching as she sank down lower and lower, taking every inch of him. 

“You’re hot, too,” he whispered, “in heels, or naked, or in my bed, or… in my car, especially on my dick.” Dean grinned playfully, and cupped her breast, squeezing gently, his calloused palm created delicious friction against her nipple. “You make sexy faces, like the one I just made-”

“Oh, shut up,” she laughed, circling her hips once she’d sunk all the way down on his cock, his blunt fingernails digging into the flesh of her thigh. 

“Really?” He teased breathlessly, bringing his two hands to her ass to squeeze and then slap roughly. She gasped and dropped her forehead on his, circling her hips excruciatingly slow. “I thought you liked it when I told you dirty stuff when we have sex. You know… like how badly I wanna cum when I see you every morning? It’s true, by the way,” he teased quietly, kissing her jaw, and bucked up into her pussy when she pushed herself up with her hands pressed against the window of the Impala. 

“Drives you crazy, doesn’t it?” He asked, brushing her hair away from her face lovingly. “Sure drives me crazy. Ya know… your hot face, the… pretty sounds you make—all of you. The way you taste… all of you. The smell of your skin and your hair. All the dirty things you say.” She moaned softly, and Dean scooted up slightly, panting against her lips as she started to lift herself up and down again on his lap. “You have no idea how much I love you,” he whispered, his hands travelling along her sides. 

“You have no idea how much I love you, Dean,” she laughed softly, cupping his cheeks. She tilted his head up and kissed him long, lips pressed firmly against his to pour every ounce of tenderness and love that flowered inside her heart, connecting the strands of her soul to his, and fusing her burning adoration for him like two colliding stars.

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[dcbtv]

Title: The Best People in Life are Free

Author: You-cant-spell-subtext-without, DoctorProfessorSong

Artist: Nat

Songs (by era)

Midnights: Antihero

Speak Now: Haunted

Singles: Eyes Open (Hunger Games Soundtrack)

Reputation: Getaway Car

Fearless: White Horse

Debut: Picture to Burn

Evermore: Champagne Problems

Folklore: This is me Trying

Red: All Too Well (10 Min Version)

Lover: Daylight

1989: New Romantics

Posting date: October 2, 2023

Rating: Explicit

Any archive warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Top 10 main tags: Brothel AU, monsters are real, monsterfucking, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, special kids reimagined, blood freak Sammy, Demon Dean Winchester, wing kink, y’all should probably just assume there are references to a lot of kinks actually, it is a brothel

Summary

Strip clubs aren't the only business that runs on daddy issues. Welcome to the Den of Iniquity, the premiere brothel in Port Charles, where you can get service with a smile and a hell of a show - but the main attraction is Dean Winchester, a saucy and sassy courtesan hiding his family tragedies and shattered literary dreams with smooth moves and a give-em-hell attitude.

When President Shurley asks his formerly estranged son Cas to go undercover at the Den, he's less than equipped for success - down to his desperate cover story that he's a playwright despite knowing nothing about writing.

However, he finds himself significantly more enthusiastic after he meets Dean - who harbors a deep poet's soul beneath the surface of his glitzy work persona. They awaken the Muse - and each other, both on and beyond the brothel stage.

But Dean and Cas are both harboring secrets that threaten the precarious joy they've managed to find, and external forces in Port Charles may threaten any chance they have at both future and freedom. Will all be lost? Or will the show, as always, go on? Grab your lube, mind the tags, and join us for a spectacular musical journey we're all making up as we go.

Author tumblr: @doctorprofessorsong @you-cant-spell-subtext-without

Link to Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50418625/chapters/127388140

Artist tumblr: @milfycas

Link to Art: https://www.tumblr.com/milfycas/730109814503604224/here-is-my-art-submission-for-the-dcbtv-2023?source=share

#submission #deancas bang (taylor’s version) #destiel #dcbtv #swifties #swiftnatural #deancas #castiel #dean winchester #taylor swift #destiel fan art

[sweetcitrusboi]

I was suppose to post this a few days ago while Jib was happening but I forgot to post so I’m doing it anyways because brainrot is still going strong,,,

With everything that happened at Jibcon, I have so much shit too ‘ramble on’ about

((yes it was intended)). 

First off Jensen’s fcking energy at this con is so awesome I love it so much. Like he seems really really happy and relaxed. His panel with Misha looks so fun and they were putting the most energy out there. And y’all something has to be in the Jibcon air because the things Jensen has openly been saying has me thinkingggg.

And when I start thinking, I’m going to have a lot too talk about. All good things ofc I’m only speaking on things I observed from post. Praying I actually go to a con soon,,, But their lovey dovey behavior was so out there, I don’t think it matters whether you went to Jib or not, you can clearly see it. Like Misha sitting on the stage floor looking up at Jensen so reverently while he’s singing has had me clutching my chest every time I look at that picture. They seem really really reallllyyy relaxed. And I’m so happy for them.

And then this man, fcking Jensen has them both singing a destiel inspired song on stage while laughing and looking at each other and idk wtf to say honestly. Like idk if it’s the constant wheel shots they’re taking but they just are so happy. 

Like Jensen has always been the most comfortable on Jenmish panels something I’ve noticed for a while now because he acts totally different on J2 panels and solo panels because different crowds and I just think he’s uncomfortable. J*red constantly talks over his questions and we know what type of people are in the j2 crowd unfortunately. On solo panels he just looks scrambled and is semi relaxed but answers questions silly. And Jenmish panels he’s always the most relaxed. Misha lets him talk for his own questions and they play around and they just simply enjoy themselves, and he always seemed more open too talking about destiel, and Dean as a character on Jenmish panels. But this con, they just seem very open. 

The way he was acting this con, I wouldn’t be surprised if this man drops the tapes soon. He just kept dropping hints this whole con. From the way he talked about destiel, and Dean, and how he feels about the show. I honestly think he was going all out as a personal fuck you to J*red’s really shitty take on Dean’s death. Idk why tf that man keeps answering questions about Dean or destiel but for someone who “read the script as a book” he seriously doesn’t understand his co-stars character. Y’all can complain about Jensen not watching episodes all you want but at least he knows what he wants for Dean.

Like seriously wtf is this take ?? 

I already need to say this now but dni if you’re a “the finale was good “ truther I don’t want to hear it. 

^Seriously please stop giving this man destiel/Dean questions. I’m not saying the actors can’t answer questions about other characters but after his last fuck up, when he compared gay relationships to incest I thought y’all would have learned your lessons by now???

Anyways—

Speaking of takes, Jensen’s lil destiel conversations has got me thinking. And I wanna talk about this in another post but I think he’s doing something behind scenes involving destiel because he just seemed so happy about breaking down their dynamic and bringing up the confession scene 

I’m happy for him, honestly. It took him a long time to get comfortable when answering questions about destiel and I don’t blame him. The fandom can be very demanding and some of y’all deliberately went out of y’all’s way to harass and accuse this man of being homophobic multiple times. So him swerving questions made a lot sense to me. Even though his love for Dean and Cas has shown a lot through the years. I’m just so glad that he’s comfortable now and he wants to talk more openly with us.

I have so much more to talk about but I feel I should start breaking some of it up honestly. I don’t often do discussions like this on tumblr, I keep a large part of them to myself or usually when someone speaks to me about it, or I see a particularly terrible fcking take and I have to read somebody down about it. 

But I’m getting more active on tumblr and I wanted to do my own breakdown of spn which I wanted to do before posting this but the stuff happened at Jib put that on hold because I had to brainrot, but I’ll get back to it. I’m mostly doing all this for fun.

But this was it, I just wanted to brainrot bc it’s been in my brain for almost a week and I should have gushed about them way sooner. Now on to watching con vids on YouTube bc I have to precariously live through other fans *sobs* . I will be at a con one day tho!!

[duckprintspress]

Created Works Round-Up: December 2023

Duck Prints Press’s monthly “created works round-ups” are our opportunity to spotlight some of the amazing work that people working with us have done that ISN’T linked to their work with Duck Prints Press. We include fanworks, outside publications, and anything else that creators feel like sharing with y’all. Inclusion is voluntary and includes anything that they decided “hey, I want to put this on the created work’s round-up!”

Check out what they’ve shared with us this month…

Songbird in the Demon's Hall by Boomchick / Lucy K.R. / @boomchickfanfiction

fiction || tian guan ci fu/heaven official's blessing || m/m || xie lian/hua cheng || teen & up || no major warnings apply || 14,966 || complete

summary: Xie Lian lives as a prisoner and performer in the mansion of a mortal lord until demon king Hua Cheng arrives and upends the nightmare Xie Lian has only begun to understand.

other tags: Offscreen death and violence, starvation, captivity, food, hurt/comfort, recovery

AO3 - TWITTER

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Quality Assurance by D.V. Morse/NursingGeek / @nursinggeek

fiction || the ink that bleeds || f/m || amihan chanthara/lucien allard || general audiences || no major warnings apply || 1,023 || complete

summary: Ami is working on getting some Christmas cookies made for her customers when Lucien arrives. He does always try to be helpful.

AO3

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Another Mess to Clean by D.V. Morse/NursingGeek / @nursinggeek

fiction || hermitcraft smp || no ships || teen & up || no major warnings apply || 1,331 || complete

summary: As she worked on the lighting for the path connecting her base to the Deep Frost Citadel, Pearl briefly considered the merits of adding some spruce leaves or even some of the other colors from her landscape, when she heard a familiar sound that made her instantly crouch.

AO3

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A Whole New Adventure by D.V. Morse/NursingGeek / @nursinggeek

fiction || supernatural || m/m || castiel/dean winchester || general audiences || no major warnings apply || 766 || complete

summary:

When Dean had agreed that Cas could get Mary a pet for Christmas, he thought he'd been pretty clear. A pet. One. Singular. Having one additional species in the house was going to be challenging enough.

So a cat and a dog, well, kitten and puppy, were a bit more than Dean had bargained for.

AO3

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Secret Recipe by D.V. Morse/NursingGeek / @nursinggeek

fiction || secret life smp || platonic or familial || teen & up || no major warnings apply || 973 || complete

summary: Just because their task was to be a Secret Santa didn't mean Cleo needed to bake Christmas cookies. They'd like to roll back time and tell their past self that, because this was turning out to be more trouble than it was worth.

AO3

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Erasure Interruptus by D.V. Morse/NursingGeek / @nursinggeek

fiction || doctor who || no ships || general audiences || no major warnings apply || 1,154 || complete

summary: Wiping the data storage from an x-ray machine might not be the weirdest job Melissa had ever had, but this was definitely the weirdest day.

AO3

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Collecting the Temporal Toddlers by D.V. Morse/NursingGeek / @nursinggeek

fiction || doctor who || poly (multiple genders) || twelfth doctor/jack harkness/river song || general audiences || no major warnings apply || 1,138 || complete

summary:

River Song could be a lot of things. "Reporter" wasn't her favorite, but with the Doctor missing in 1957, it would have to do.

AO3

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Anglerfish by S. J. Ralston / @mindfulwrathwrites

fiction || original work || no ships || mature || graphic depictions of violence, major character death || 13,743 || complete

summary: A deep-space cargo vessel picks up a distress signal 700 light years from anywhere and diverts to investigate.

other tags: Horror, Sci-Fi, panic attacks, suffocation, POV character losing their grip on reality

TUMBLR - LINK

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reaching for that civil dawn by Shadaras / @shadaras

fiction || original work || platonic or familial, m/m || teen & up || creator choses not to use warnings || 5,391 || complete

summary: When Chun Tao arrived at Luo Manor, Zhang Fei was kneeling on the ground, covered in the ashes of what had once been a rich merchant’s home.

Despite Zhang Fei's murderous reputation, Chun Tao knows him well enough to ask for an explanation instead of attacking indiscriminately—this isn't his usual style. Still, Chun Tao doesn't expect to join Zhang Fei on a revenge quest after hearing what he has to say...

other tags: Wuxia, Reluctant Allies to Co-Parents to Lovers, Aftermath of Violence, Magic Cat

AO3

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Hooded Falcon by Shadaras / @shadaras

fiction || dmbj (sha hai) || platonic or familial, shippy gen || wu xie and hei xiazi || teen & up || no major warnings apply || 1,836 || complete

summary: Hei Xiazi tries his best to take care of Wu Xie as long desert days blend together.

other tags: Slice of Life (DMBJ Style), Desert Expedition, Grounding Touch, Introspection, Cartaking

AO3

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Perfection by Terra P. Waters / @terrapwaters

fiction || stranger things || f/f, f/m, poly (multiple genders) || jonathan byers/chrissy cunningham/steve harrington/nancy wheeler || mature || no major warnings apply || 18,617 || complete

summary: Chrissy Cunningham is surprised when Jason Carver asks her to the Homecoming dance Junior year. After all, the voice in her head insults her every chance it gets. When Jason starts saying the same things, well, they have to be true, don't they? With help from new friends, Chrissy realizes she doesn't have to put up with Jason's abuse any longer. The thing wearing Jason's body doesn't agree.

other tags: Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Domestic Violence, High School, School Dances, Period-Typical Homophobia, Eating Disorders, Post-Season/Series 01, Bisexuality, Bisexual Female Character, hearing voices/unreality, vomiting, domestic abuse, insults, passing out/losing consciousness, gun violence, internalized homophobia, fatphobia

AO3

​HAPPY READING!

#created works round up #creator spotlight

[enochianribs]

who are y’alls destiel artists? like the artists that seem to have somehow written nearly every song with dean and/or cas in mind. mine is hozier.

[deancaskiss]

y’all I have a problem. anytime I hear a sad angsty song my brain hisses “make it destiel” and then I cry thinking about how the lyrics are dean and cas

#listen to the song ‘dance with somebody’ by Conor Maynard right now #come sob with me #it’s dean and cas #dean saying I wish you still loved me because cas is gone and if cas was there then cas would love him the way dean loves him #should I make an edit for this song ??

[aturnoftheearth]

it’s literally canon that dean and cas have A Song bc of the mixtape but it’d be “too much” to confirm they were in love ?? fellas is it gay to give your best friend a carefully handcrafted mixtape with (romantic) songs from your favorite band knowing you’ll both hear them and think of the other? f-fellas?

#there I was doing to the dishes and then boom. knowledge that dean and cas have a song #talking full on slammin screen door sneakin out late tappin on your window #they have A SONG #yeah I’m losing it over the mixtape #no I’m not including the thing about John and Mary bc heaven smashed them together #I only mention their tie to led zeppelin when I’m arguing that the gesture was romantic #y’all know it was romantic so. #deancas #destiel #spn

[lilyemrys]

divorce arc cas definitely listened to Be Kind by halsey on repeat

#....no i’m not projecting #y’all it’s SUCH a cas @ dean song #“i’ll stay by your side every night #“wanna believe that even when you’re stone cold you’re sorry #I KNOW YOURE BUILT TO LOVE BUT BROKEN NOW #this song is making me feral #destiel music #halsey #destiel #supernatural #lily speaks

[aniskywalker101]

pov: you’re not over the spn finale

#spOTIFY RLY CALLED ME A RAGING BI W THEIR LUNGS #I cant I reached 100 streams within a day lwusbsixj #yes I’m still riding the strawberry blonde destiel wagon #what r u gonna do ??? fight me ??? #I literally have no explanation for why this is my top song but #here we r my fellow gays #also yes imagine cas watching dean #like not creepily but while he’s driving #and dean’s talking ab this chick he meant n #cas’s heart just clENCHES #bc he loves dean n wants to see him happy but #he wishes it were him #.... #grEAT #now I’m sad and I’m going back to strawberry blonde heheh it was nice knowing y’all #not over supernatural yet n never will be #spotify wrapped #yes it’s that time of the year

[thiscastielhasflown]

let me show y’all some cassiel information i’ve been holding onto for a long time that makes me think that the supernatural writers are smarter than they are but at the same time i know this is just coincidence i discovered through “extensive” research:

this comes from my favorite website of all time about angels --

“the angel cassiel is depected as the hermit tarot card” hmmm, which i’d say is pretty cool (just overlook the fact that the hermit is technically the card for virgo BUT another reason for why i think he’s a virgo rising).

this is what said tarot looks like --

very cool, very awesome. hey, are there some led zeppelin fans out there who might recognize this? anyone other than dean winchester? oh yeah, this is why --

this is what the outside of led zeppelin’s fourth album called “led zeppelin iv” featuring popular songs such as “when the leeve breaks” and “stairway to heaven”, but the best part is when you open it up to reveal the inner sleeve

“huh? is that...the hermit??” you may be asking yourself and if you are, you’re correct. the closest embodiment for us to think about cassiel, one of the main angels cas is based off of, is used as a design in dean winchester’s favorite bands album.

#thiscastielhasflowncassiel

[you-cant-spell-subtext-without]

sigh okay so since y’all have gone and done Baby meta and Dead Guy Robe meta I would like to announce that I am logging on to the hellsite today to discuss the fucking  Men of Letters Bunker Table.

And the Kitchen Table.  Yes.  We’re doing Table meta today, with a specific side dissertation about The Initials.

I am so sorry, but also it’s all your fault.  Here we go, after the cut!

A preamble:  

Here’s the first thing the boys ever carved their initials into, claiming it as their own.  

A 1967 Chevrolet Impala that “would turn out to be the most important car – no, the most important object – in pretty much the whole universe.”

So we have it established in canon that Sam and Dean carve their initials in Important Objects.  In fact, the little details, little pieces that Sam and Dean add over time that meld with and become a part of the Impala are crucial to the end of 5x22:Swan Song - seeing the bits of Sam and Dean that makes baby their own gives Sam the strength to overpower Lucifer.  Go watch that shit here.

Ready to clown?  The Bunker library table is a Baby/Impala mirror.

Think about it.  Baby used to be “home” - Chuck makes that point in Swan Song too -

“maybe they never really had a roof and four walls...but they were never in fact, homeless.” 

“That’s a good line.”

Sure is, Chuck.

Sam also says it in Baby’s very own episode, 11x04:Baby.

But when they’re not riding around in Baby, the Bunker/Bat Cave is their other home, the one with the roof and four walls.

And where do they spend the most time while there? (well, Dean may spend more time in the kitchen but we’ll get to that later)

Sitting at the Library Table.

(bless my babe he cannot sit like a regular person, and I am THE same).

They work together there:

They also work with others there.  

So it’s their “hub” as well as where they welcome others, publicly/openly.  That’s important.

(Want more Impala/Library Table parallels?)

this blocking from 15x18 is exactly how they sit in baby when chatting in 11x04

you can see Sam’s arm showing the positioning below

and also when they fall asleep

Ok back to tables.  A decent amount of domestic scenes also occur at the Library Table.

However, any domestic scenes that include Cas are usually at the Kitchen Table 

(and remember, the kitchen is Cas’s favorite place per 11x03: Hells Angel; it’s where he is in his head when possessed by Lucifer):

See? Kitchen Table:

Could They Emphasize Any More that We are at the Kitchen Table?

(for additional serotonin)

Morning Sunshine/Coffee scene. Kitchen Table.

Kitchen Table:

Kitchen Table:

The Kitchen Table also appears to be most often frequented by Dean:

See how Dean is consistently sitting at it while Sam is standing or walking in when Dean is already there?

And it tends to be used for more secretive, emotional or private moments (the Cas and Jack cereal scene above, or Sam and Dean planning to put Jack in the Malaak box below, as an example:)

Another, more somber shot of this one to remind you that while it was domestic, it was emotional too.

Other characters have used it for secretive/private/emotional scenes as well.

Like this surprise reunion setup between Sully and Sam:

Mary reading John’s journal:

First conversation with Midam since the cage:

(she’s plotting to kill Jack here)

John seeing Mary for the first time in Lebanon:

No explanation necessary:

THIS MOMENT IS ALSO IN THE KITCHEN

BONUS: this outfit

DOUBLE BONUS:

after Dean presumably stays up all night drinking one-on-one with Mick in 12x17:British Invasion 

Ok, now lets move on to the initials.

They first appear on the table in 12x18:The Memory Remains.

DEAN

I wonder what's gonna happen to this place. After we're gone, you think some hunter'll move in, keep fightin' the fight?

(**a moment of feral screaming re 15x20)

SAM

Yeah, I hope so.

DEAN

Yeah. Me, too.

[Dean gets out his knife from his pocket.]

SAM 

What are you doin'?

DEAN

Leaving our mark. Here.

[Dean and Sam carve their initials into the library table like they'd done to Baby as kids]

Mary’s are added after her death (14x18:Absence).

And finally, in 15x19 we get Cas’s.  Let’s see it one more time.

Again - these initials are carved on the Library Table. The work table.  The table shown to the public, where guests tend to be seated.

I’ve been calling them initials but note - Dean used Cas’s full name.  No, it’s not because they didn’t want to anger the fans by spelling Cas wrong.

It’s because Dean always uses Cas’s full name when he introduces him to other people. (start at :48)

The Library Table is the domestic family table - for everyone except for Cas, whose domestic scenes tend to occur at the kitchen table (the table of private/secret moments, the table in Cas’s favorite place, the place where Cas’s favorite person seems to spend a lot of time).  Dean has been hiding his relationship with Cas from the world in. this. kitchen.

Carving Cas’s name on the Library Table is Dean making a choice.  It’s Dean choosing Cas as family publicly; it’s Dean bringing Cas home, permanently; it’s Dean introducing Castiel to the world as a part of him, as his own.  

This is Dean’s “I love you, too.”

CHUCK (VOICEOVER)

So, what's it all add up to? It's hard to say. But me, I'd say this was a test... for Sam and Dean. And I think they did all right. [Flashbacks play.] Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God himself, they made their own choice. They chose family. And, well... isn't that kinda the whole point? 

BONUS SUPPORT FOR KITCHENS AS SECRET POST-COITAL HIDDEN RELATIONSHIP HANGS:

brb, eating glass.

#destiel #spn meta #spn analysis #spn recaps #supernatural #men of letters bunker #spn furniture #spn fandom #deancas #spn family #myspnmeta

[thran-duils]

Castiel Masterlist

This includes all variations of Castiel (EXCEPT Lucifer!Cas, he will get his own masterlist) that I have written including:

Alpha!Cas

AU!Cas (S13)

Boss!Cas

Demon!Cas

Endverse!Cas

Godstiel

Grisha!Cas

Human!Cas

Mob!Cas

Officer!Cas

Pirate!Cas

Sub!Cas

Vampire!Cas

Plus Castiel x Reader x Other

SERIES

Crime Butchers Innocence

Reader is a hired assassin for an important Italian mafia family along with her partner, Darius. At a party, she catches the eye of a certain Russian crime lord. And against Darius’ warning, entices the man further.

Mob!Castiel x Reader (Smut, violence, heavy angst)

The Seeds You Sow

Reader travels to Camp Chitaqua to find out if Dean and Cas are still around. Reader/Castiel.

Endverse!Cas x Fem!Reader (Heavy angst, smut, drug use)

I Ask for So Little

Godstiel wants to keep the Reader protected from the world until he can rebuild it to his idea of perfection.

Godstiel x Fem!Reader (Mention of smut, pregnancy, angst, controlling Cas)

Keeping the Sun Up Off Our Bones

Michael was her betrothed but Castiel had no problem making time to be close to her or killing people to make sure she was safe. He didn’t believe Michael was her true mate. He desired her. And he would have her. Taste her. Engagement be damned.

Vampire!Cas x Fem!Vamp Reader (Angst, smut, violence)

She Was Sent

Drabble mixing with witches and Season 12 Cas to Season 4 Cas. On request, extra parts to expand.

Castiel x Fem!Reader (Angst with recollection)

Did You Miss Me?

Reader has always had a very… complicated relationship with her friend Claire’s father.

Officer!Cas x Fem!Reader (Age difference, smut)

Beauty, Reputation, & Wealth

AU Castiel is part of the mob but also endowed with magic (based off of Grisha by Leigh Bardugo. So y’all, he still has his “grace”!). The reader is employed in a brothel and of course, his favorite. But, she starts to develop feelings for another…

Grisha!Cas x Fem!Reader (Smut, angst, violence, death)

Angel Turned Human

Reader invites Castiel to their home trying to protect him from the harshness of human life.

Human!Cas x Fem!Reader (Eventual smut)

Tarnish

Castiel is a fallen angel and made a risque deal with a girl who happens to teach at a Catholic school.

Demon!Cas x Fem!Reader (Smut, dub-con, controlling Cas)

Rise For Your King

The reader was betrothed to the prince but when a neighboring king decides to dole out justice to your future father in law, he destroys the royal family, leaving you with the two youngest princesses. The mage king takes an immediate liking to you, letting you live. What will you do with this opportunity?

King!Cas x Fem!Reader (Eventual smut, angst, violence)

A Persistent Attraction

Your parents are having their 30th anniversary and you are visiting your hometown after years of being gone. After living int he city for so long, coming back to your small town is overwhelming and also brings about a lot of baggage. Including your intense high school romance with Castiel.

AU!Cas x Fem!Reader (Smut, angst with recollection)

Femme Fatale

In 1920s Seattle, Castiel runs an underground alcohol trade, soon too open his own speakeasy, and dabbles in loan sharking. He has eyes set on the reader, who enjoys a good chase and having a man wrapped around her finger. Castiel was getting himself tied in tightly and despite her best efforts, the reader was doing the same.

Mob!Castiel x Fem!Reader (Angst, smut)

In A Lonely City

Reader is dating her neighbor Castiel in a turbulent relationship. This Castiel is based off of Endverse!Castiel who has lost his grace and has an addiction problem. There will be angst ahead, everyone! No smooth sailing.

Endverse!Cas x Fem!Reader (Heavy angst, drug use, smut)

Ocean Lullaby

Castiel has been searching for over a decade and a half for the mermaid that spared his life when he was young for a reason unknown to him. He hasn’t been able to shake her song and lives his life on the sea, not liking spending time on land except to give his crew a break. It is a waste of time when he could be on the water where he could run into her again. What he doesn’t know is that he’s never left the mermaid’s mind either and every ship she encounters, she waits hopefully to catch a glimpse of him.

Pirate!Cas x Fem!Reader (Eventual smut, some angst, some violence)

Harem

THIS AU IS HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. The apocalypse happened and the world is in a constant battle between factions of angels and demons. The angels behind Michael began to breed Omegas with angels in Alpha vessels, trying to find humans that could withstand the births much like humans that could withstand holding angels. Castiel has a harem of Omegas, the reader being one of them. Hannah watches over them and increasingly is uncomfortable with the imprisonment of them. She concocts a plan to save them.

Alpha!Cas x Fem!Reader (Extreme angst, death, violence, smut, child loss, Stockholm Syndrome)

All the King’s Horses

There is Light and there is Darkness. Either one cannot be destroyed, so they have met time and time again, struggling to keep balance within the realms. The Demon King is the strongest embodiment of the Darkness and has ruled over his kingdom of goblins and demons parallel to the mortal realms for centuries. When the Light finds a vessel within the mortal realm, the Demon King prepares to attempt to vanquish the Light once and for all. (Heavily based on / influenced by Labyrinth (1986) and Legend (1985))

Demon King!Cas x Fem!Reader (Extreme angst, non-con, dub-con smut, death, violence)

I Got This

Prompt inspired by @mishawh0 . Based off of Cas in Season 9. “I got this. I don’t got this.” And the line “I got you, babe.” The C/N is “cat name”

Castiel x Reader (Angst with comfort, pet death)

Temptation

Castiel has kept his vows as a priest to stay celibate, not diving into temptation. But ever since he moved to this small town, he had found himself continuously enamored with not only a woman but someone else’s wife. When the reader is left a widow, Castiel feels his desire entrench further now that he has a way in.

Priest!Cas x Fem!Reader (Eventual smut, slight angst, death, widowing)

Night Creatures

Beta!Sam and Beta!Dean stumble across two female vampires while spending a night out after a bust of a hunt. Too late to save the victim, they rid the world of two more monsters and call it a night. But when those two vamps turn out to be the wives of Castiel, one of the oldest and most powerful Alpha Vampires, there is hell to pay. When Castiel finds them, he seeks his revenge through the hunters’ Omega. And, for better or worse, her life will never be the same.

Alpha Vampire!Cas x Fem!Omega Vamp Reader (ABO dynamics, smut, forced mating, violence, death, angst)

Devils Look Like Angels

An unhinged, criminal, supernatural artifact collector extraordinaire… and the reader caught his eye. It will not take her long to realize that beneath the charm and mystique is a crazed killer who will go to great lengths to woo her.

Psychotic!Cas x Fem!Reader (Stalking, violence, death/murder, angst)

When the Truth Comes Out

The reader is in graduate school and has fallen into a surreptitious relationship with her married professor. Professor Novak is educated, handsome, and fascinating. But he has an issue of drawing healthy boundaries for him and the reader. And it all comes to a head when their secret is found out and everything has to change.

Professor!Cas x Fem!Reader (Smut, infidelity, heavy angst, emotional abuse)

ONE SHOTS

Petal

Reader fell in love with Castiel when she was 17. He was a street boss for the Mafia in Chicago and when he was arrested, she moved on reluctantly. Now, back in Chicago five years later, she has to face him again.

Mob!Cas x Fem!Reader (Controlling Cas, emotional abuse, age difference)

Lab Time

Reader and Professor Novak have a late meeting in his office for extracurricular activities.

Professor!Cas x Fem!Reader (Smut)

I’ll Be Your Good Girl

Castiel is furious that the reader flirts with another man in public.

Castiel x Fem!Reader (Dom/sub, smut)

Playing Games

Reader is getting a little frisky with Cas at the end of a hunt.

Castiel x Reader (Slight smut)

It Gets Worse

(Season 5) Castiel/Reader AU fluff.

Castiel x Fem!Reader

As If I Couldn’t Handle You

Season 12. Castiel and the Reader going a little too hard, which woke *some* people up.

Castiel x Fem!Reader (Smut)

Until We Bleed

Inspired by Until We Bleed by Lykke Li. The reader left Castiel and Dean when Sam fell to Lucifer, hurting Castiel. Reader has found the way back to Camp Chitaqua and tries to apologize.

Endverse!Cas x Fem!Reader (Angst)

Laying Claim

Plot? What plot. Godstiel coming back for his devoted servant.

Godstiel x Fem!Reader (Smut, dom/sub)

You Don’t Have to Hurt Me

A one shot based on a dream I had (what is going on in my brain?). This is not a happy story. The reader desires to escape from an abusive relationship with her mobster husband. And he is not ready to let her go.

Dark Mob!Castiel x Fem!Reader (Angst, abusive relationship, possessive behavior, death, violence, no happy ending

His Opinion

Reader is the executive assistant of Castiel, a CEO of a major company. Their relationship though runs deeper than a strictly professional one.

Boss!Castiel x Fem!Reader (Smut)

Wish I Had Your Confidence

Castiel is such an obedient pet. That’s all you need to know about this.

Sub!Boss Cas x Dom!Fem Reader (Dom/sub, smut)

I Wanna Feel You From the Inside

For @greenappleeyes‘ fic challenge. My prompts were “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails and the quote, “Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress”. I wrote the fic listening to “Closer” on repeat and it definitely helped and set the mood. ;) STORY PLOT - Castiel is the leader of a team (left ambiguous, could be bad, could be good, could be vigilante) and the reader is one of his “soldiers” that he has a lustful relationship with.

Assassin!Cas x Fem!Reader

In My Head

Set in the apocalypse verse, the reader is at the whim of her angel captor Castiel who has long figured out that some tortures are more effective.

AU!Cas x Fem!Reader (Non-con, smut, angst, kidnapping, imprisonment)

DRABBLES

Santa Seems to Know (Castiel x FemReader)

Can I Come Out? (Castiel x Fem!Reader)

Pity (Castiel x Fem!Reader)

First Mate (Castiel x Fem!Reader)

CASTIEL X READER X OTHER

Be Careful What You Wish For

Fulfilling my request to @mishawh0 for a spicy Castiel x Reader x Meg fic.

Castiel x Fem!Reader x Meg (PWP, Smut)

Persephone

Lucifer!Cas takes an obsession to the reader. Reader and Castiel had a previous relationship.

Lucifer!Cas x Fem!Reader, Castiel x Fem!Reader (Smut, dub-con, angst)

A New Sensation

AU!Castiel captures the reader and Cas in an attempt to get information out of them about their universe. Sex ensues. Castiel is AU!Cas, whereas Cas is our Castiel.

AU!Cas x Fem!Reader, Castiel x Fem!Reader (Dub-con, smut)

Sex And Candy

Based on the alternate universe presented to us in Season 15 with the trust fund versions of Dean and Sam. The reader is married to Dean but is forced to face Castiel again, a past flame from her time at the hunter academy. After a fight with Dean, she finds herself asking Castiel to join her at a hotel, unable to let go of the past.

AU!Dean x Fem!Reader, AU!Cas x Fem!Reader (Infidelity, smut)

Watch Me Burn

This fic was inspired by both parts of “Love the Way You Lie” by Eminem & Rihanna. Castiel and the reader are toxic for each other and keep falling back together until the reader moved away. It’s been years and now she is back home, waltzing back into Castiel’s life. She is determined to do better this time, to make them work, but outside forces as well as the scars the two have left on each other weave their way into their reconciliation. Will they be able to overcome the past and new threats to their sustainability?

AU!Cas x Fem!Reader, AU!Sam W x Fem!Reader (Extreme angst, domestic violence, Dom/sub, BDSM trust breaking, smut, alcohol abuse)

#castiel masterpost #fic post

[destielwrite]

do y’all think cas sings songs in the shower and dean has to go in there to tell him to shut up but he ends up with soap all over him

sam: what happened to you?

dean: i don’t want to talk about it

cas: in the armsssss of an angelll 🎶

#castiel #destiel fluff #dean x castiel #deancas fic #spn fic #dean winchester #destiel au #destiel #destiel fic #dean x cas #deancas #destiel forever #destiel family #destiel shippers #cockles

[supernatural-in-retrospect]

Supernatural in retrospect (6/327).

↳ 1x06 Skin (October 18, 2005).

Director: Robert Duncan McNeill || Writers: Eric Kripk & John Shiban

Jarrad says this is the scariest episode of Supernatural for him and it’s easy to see why he thinks that. 1x06 has average directing but the writing and monster really make up for it. Since shifters share people’s memories and shed their skin in a horrifyingly graphic fashion they end up being one of Spn’s most physically and emotionally compelling monsters. Skin is both a Sam & Dean episode which I adore and the convo between Sam and the shifter is just phenomenal and though I wish it was subtler it’s a great introduction to the complicated jealousy/resentment/parental responsibility of Sam and Dean’s dynamic.

Favourite quote: Dean: Argh, the thought of him driving my car. || Sam: Oh, come on! || Dean: It's killing me! || Sam: Let it go.

Best song: the death riders ~ Mary [because ummm “I don't wanna be a freak show pretty boy anymore // I don't wanna be a full time slave // I don't wanna be your midnight cowboy anymore // I just wanna be Mary] I don’t even need to explain, y’all already know! it feels like that song’s made for Dean!

Overall rating: 9/10

My random thoughts:

SORRY IM NOT OVER THE FUCKING SONG! the symbolism of a creature they established as Dean ripping off it’s skin as “Mary” plays. However, The scene with the shifter shedding is so disgusting, like whenever I need to throw up to cure my hangover I know where to go now.

The first episode with shifters and it really gets that the actual scary thing about them is how they can use people’s relationships and trust for their own gain, like the scene with shifter Dean and the hot girl of the week is skin-crawling.

One of the best cold opens of the show and it caries the kinda boring ask witness/investigate crime scene portion of the ep.

The first appearance of the Samulet?!?!!

I love Sam using his knowledge of the law! And I like that this episode has consequences, like the law knows about them now and it comes back in really fun ways.

The convo between Dean and Sam about not getting close to people shows how much they grow over the series considering how much family/side characters will come to matter to them (e.g Cas, Jack, the wayward sisters, Charlie, Garth, Kevin, ect, ect).

#dean winchester #sam winchester #jarad padalecki #jensen ackles #spn #supernatural #supernatural in retrospect #spn rewatch #Spn ​1x06 #1x06 skin #supernatural 1x06

[ltleflrt]

5 and 23? if you want!

I sure do! :D

5. Over a beer bottle, 23. Through a song. (Also on AO3)

Girls night is in full swing.  The coffee table is strewn with makeup boxes, manicure supplies, and margarita glasses.  They’re on their second 90s chick flick--Bodyguard, despite Dean’s very loud endorsement for Legally Blonde “for Sam”--and everyone with hair long enough is done up in curlers, including Sam.

The Japanese face mask Claire very carefully applied to Castiel’s face is starting to make his skin tingle pleasantly, and his feet are warm in Dean’s lap.  Luckily the glittery purple polish Dean had so carefully applied to his toes is dry, because Dean has had enough to drink that he’s getting touchy feely, and he’s been alternately massaging Castiel’s feet and hugging them against his belly.  

With Jody and Donna squeezed into the recliner together, Kaia and Claire and Alex sprawled on the floor in front of the TV, and Sam on the floor with Eileen in his lap, Castiel thinks he should feel guilty for taking up the whole couch with Dean, but no one’s complaining.  Except Claire, when she reaches for her glass on the coffee table.  She wrinkles her nose at the bottom of the glass.

“This bitch empty!” she proclaims before swinging her arm back with intent.

“Claire Novak, if you yeet that glass across the room, I will ground your ass,” Jody warns from the recliner.

“I’m twenty-six,” Claire counters defiantly, but she lowers the glass.  “You can’t ground me anymore.”

Castiel is pretty sure Jody could absolutely enforce a grounding if she decided to do it.

“Looks like we’re all empty,” Alex says, giving her own glass a disappointed inspection.  She shares a meaningful look with Claire and Kaia, and all of them suddenly chant “1-2-3, not it!” in unison.

“Well I ain’t moving,” Donna announces cheerfully, as she snuggles closer into Jody’s side.  

Jody hooks an ankle around one of Donna’s.  “Guess I’m not either.”

“I’m pretty sure my legs are asleep,” Sam says as he wraps his arms more firmly around his wife.  Eileen snuggles closer into his chest, and from Castiel’s vantage point he can see her eyes are open and she’s paying attention, even if she looks ready to start dozing at any second.

“Y’all are lazy,” Dean grumbles before he gently nudges Castiel’s feet out of his lap.  “I’ll get you your damn drinks.”

“I’ll help,” Castiel announces as he tugs the foam separators from between his toes, and swings his feet to the floor.  It’s a challenge to navigate the coffee table and all the limbs stretched across the floor with the warm buzz of alcohol making his movements sluggish, but he manages without stepping on anyone.

By the time they’ve mixed drinks, the girls have claimed the couch.  Dean bitches about losing his spot and being too old to sit on the floor as he hands out drinks, but it’s good humored and he smiles when he turns back to the kitchen to pick up more.  He ignores the appletini Castiel mixed for him, and goes to the fridge to grab a beer bottle.

“That’s against the rules of girls night,” Castiel points out.  

“Those sugary drinks are going to give me a bastard of a hangover,” Dean says as he tosses the bottle cap in the trash.  He takes a deep swig, and sighs in pleasure.  “Yeah, that’s the good stuff.”

He catches Castiel staring at his mouth, and a smirk tugs at his lips.  Closing the space between them, he wraps a hand around Castiel’s hip, tugging gently until their lower bodies are gently pressed together.  “You see something you like, angel?”

“No,” Castiel says, but clarifies before Dean can pout at him.  “But I see something I love.”

A slow, sweet smile spreads across Dean’s face.  “Yeah, what’s that?”

Castiel reaches up and runs the tip of his finger down Dean’s rouged cheek and across his bottom lip which is shiny and pink with lip gloss.  The eyeliner and mascara Alex had applied for him makes the green of his eyes even more pronounced.  “Yes.  It’s you.”

Dean leans in, and Castiel’s lips part in anticipation.  But before they can connect Claire shouts at them to hurry the hell up, and to come help them pick the next movie.  Dean straightens, but he doesn’t let go of Castiel, guiding him into the living room with a firm grip around his waist.

“Don’t turn it off yet, Whitney’s singing!” Donna says as they enter the living room.  She sits up, and starts singing along.  Badly.  

Laughing, Jody joins in.  And then Alex.  Kaia starts to sing, and after a long suffering sigh and a poorly hidden smile.  Even Sam sings along, as he rocks Eileen back and forth to the music.

Dean’s eyes glint with mischief when he glances at Cas, and then he starts to sing too, just as the chorus kicks in.  He lifts his beer, and sings into it like a microphone.  His arm tightens around Castiel, keeping him tethered to Dean’s side. 

“And I---- will always love yooooou!”

No one is on key, and Castiel’s half suspects they’re doing it on purpose.  He knows Dean is, because he’s heard Dean sing seriously before.  

When the drum beats dramatically, Dean kicks out his leg and really starts hamming it up.  His body sways dramatically, pulling Castiel back and forth with him as he wails into his beer bottle.

And then the song slows down again, and Dean’s eyes catch on Castiel’s.  He sings the last few words without looking away, and even though he’s still being silly, Castiel knows that underneath it Dean is completely serious.  Castiel leans in and claims the kiss that had been cut off before.  Dean tastes like beer and raspberry lip gloss, and Castiel loves him so much in this moment that it leaves him feeling even drunker than he was from the three margaritas he’s already consumed.

“Hey! No beers on girls night!” Claire calls from the couch.

Without pulling away from the kiss, Dean lifts the hand holding his beer, middle finger held up in defiance.

#oops i ficced #destiel #stonelions

[sacredprayerdean]

dean didn’t dickmatize every monster known to man for y’all to say that blank space is a cas song

#don’t boo me i’m right #also im listening to 1989 in case you can’t tell #ana’s silly little thoughts