#yes im calling myself out

[general-yasur]

Ninjago tumblr having to witness the resident Zane stans freak out over a subtle voice change

#yes im calling myself out #ninjago #ninjago zane #zane julien

[starport-rodeo]

i need more people to talk about how accurate the stranger things/IT (2017) fan to raging queer pipeline is because damn i really should have saw it coming lmao

#yes im calling myself out #stranger things #stranger things 4 #steddie #ronance #byler #it 2017 #reddie #the losers club #fruity four

[theduatgod]

they say they're fine and then boom! their comfort anime is ancient magus bride.

#the ancient magus bride #tamb #mahoutsukai no yome #yes im calling myself out

[shadowsofcolour]

"Text of the joke"

/tonal indicator because you're scared people won't realise it's a joke

(extra clarification because people will likely misinterpret the joke to make some horrible assumption about your beliefs)

#shadowsofcolourramblings #yes im calling myself out #i think this is my neuro diverging

[theiceemperor]

Are you also drawn to the characters who took on the role of a leader because someone has to do it and someone has to be responsible and protect others, or were you not the eldest sibling in a not-so-safe household?

#and its always no matter the consequences #eldest sibling #tw trauma #yes im calling myself out #anyway if you have some characters like these drop them to me

[artistiacons]

“Sonic but he goes ape-shit” AUs

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic aus #sonic #yes im calling myself out

[lilacponds]

me on discord: i will get on my knee for you

me on tumblr: if you look in my direction i will spontaneously combust in a blushing mess

#yes im calling myself out #Charlie chatters

[werevvolfboyfriend]

oh you think its hot for someone to be possessive of you? is it because you have low self esteem and want proof you're wanted, or is it because you have abandonment issues and dont want to worry about people getting bored of you and leaving

#clover.txt #im calling myself out before anyone asks #and yes to both

[fernfreakingtastic]

If you're having a bad day but think you don't deserve someone or even yourself being nice to you:

Shane, even at his lowest, has the farmer want to see him and care about hearing how he's doing. Even when he was at his meanest/lowest points in the game, everyone that collectively put in the effort to see those hearts with him rise up knew what they were walking into. They still came by sometimes every single day they could to give him something they hoped he liked and talked to him to see how he was doing. They genuinely wanted to see him smiling and happy with his aunt and niece and get better. Whether platonically or romantically they care for him

You deserve your own farmer.

You deserve to treat yourself like how the farmer treats Shane when they're trying to get his heart events

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #me having feelings when someone accurately describes why i love Shane #i dont like how if you marry him his room in the house is an utter mess with cans but honesty #i look at my room especially on my bad days with the pop cans i keep forgetting to recycle or at least get out of my room #and i remember Shane probably has bad days to #i'd check to help him try to keep it cleaned up whether just as a reminder or actually helping him #i wouldnt make him feel like shit but still call him out if it was needed #i need to be like the farmer and care about myself like i care about Shane #If i wanna see those blue chickens i need to give myself something i like that makes me happy #add on: i do still understand why some people dont like Shane and honestly? completely fine with that! they see him differently than i do #also yes hi im not dead im just 🌟tired but trying🌟

[meowlimit]

#kaworu nagisa #evangelion #neon genesis evangelion #note i am calling out myself because im a kaworu kinnie #and yes im aware of the rebuilds i just wish we got more yknow. #my doodles

[sunstainedpages]

IT'S HERE!!!! I HAVE IT!! THE NEW EMILY WILDE BOOK!!!!

I'm so fucking excited!!!

^ actually me

#did I let out an inhuman noise when I opened the package and saw what it was #yes yes I did #I'm so excited but also slightly scared because I already love Emily and Wendell so much and what if it isn't as good as the first one #but also I'm not going to let myself put it off too long because otherwise I'll overthink it too much and won't read it #AND IM SO EXCITED #ITS HERE #I HAVE IT #I GET TO READ ABOUT MY LOVES AGAIN #just know that if Wendell calls Emily 'my dear dragon' again I will be an absolute mess #completely intolerable (I'm already kinda intolerable but even more so) #and I'll never shut up about it #anyway I will shut up now but I'm just so happy to have this book #actually one more thing the cover is so pretty and green and pretty #emily wilde’s encyclopaedia of faeries #emily wilde's map of the otherlands #emily wilde #books & reading

[doubledyke]

thinkin about edd today

#apparently im one of those fans that loves to torture edd #but it aint my fault his parents dont love him #i imagine eddy's mom knows hes alone a lot and invites him to join them for thanksgiving but he's like #“i have no idea what youre talking about mrs. mcgee my parents who definitely love me are home right now yes indeedy” #then he goes home to heat up his little free range turkey and whole wheat stuffing and eats alone at a big empty table #if he's feeling dangerous he might eat on the couch and watch PBS #after dinner he calls eddy who regales him with stories about fucked up relatives #and he almost considers himself lucky for not having a close-knit family #i kinda picture edd moving to pc from out of state so his extended family doesn't live close #of course his parents might get the occasional holiday off so im sure he's not alone every year but #idk i've embarrassed myself before by sharing my thoughts about edd's parents and i'm sure it won't be the last #i'd like to write a long overly dramatic fic about a day in his life that takes place in the timeline of the show #but im knee deep in angst as it is #text

[methcheese]

to date since starting t nothing has hit me as hard as npc deaths in dndads wtf are they putting in this podcast

#sobbed at work when paeden died #will call out for next weeks ep #yes im dramatic but ik myself i wont be getting up off the floor #im in shambles #dndads #dungeons and daddies #hermie unworthy #paeden bennetts

[rainbowninjas]

I have this kakagai prompt where everyone speculates about Kakashi and Gai, but no one knows they are actually married, except for Tsunade (because she had access to all files when she became Hokage) the administration chunin that processed the marriage documentation…and Lee. 

He figured it out at 12 and it was confirmed by Gai himself when Lee asked him. Later, Kakashi also confirmed it and that was it. 

So years later, when some powerful nobleman comes to Konoha, ready to negotiate an arranged marriage with the Rokudaime to either his son or daughter, Lee is very confused when everyone goes into shock after he kindly reminds the nobleman that an arranged marriage will not be posible because Kakashi-sama ( “Please drop the ‘lord’ part, Lee”) is already married to Gai-sensei because, well...wasn't that common knowledge? 

#in lees defense #no one asked him before #Neji goes WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR DAD IS MARRIED?!! I mean our sensei...NO ACTUALLY YES OUR DAD WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS MARRIED TO KAKASHI #Sasuke who was hiding behind a tree jumps out screaming NO WHAT DO *YOU* MEAN HE IS MARRIED TO GAI LIKE WAIT A SECOND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN #MARRIED TO EACHOTHER??!! #Gai: Uh like 15 years #Kakashi: 15 years 5 months and 3 weeks #Nart: what #Sakura: called it #Gaara: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE TELLING ME I FORGOT TO INVITE YOUR OTHER *DAD* TO THAT MEETING AT MY HOUSE TO ANNOUNCE WE WERE DATING FORMALLY LEE #Tenten: im actually disappointed in myself for not realizing it sooner like it was right THERE #tenzo definitively knows too #he was their witness ahaha #kakagai #hatake Kakashi #maito gai #rock lee

[soldier-poet-king]

MADE MYSELF SAD BY ACCIDENT WEEKEND RUINED ALREADY

#the duality of fran #yes i called in to work. i genuine stressed myself out so much i gave myself insane stomach issues #ah well #so played bg3 all day. grinding thru the last bits of act3 in my durge run #so i can get the epilogues before im separated from my gaming pc for the holidays #I CANT SEE THE EPILOGUES RN. BC. MT FUCKIN TAV FILES. ARE GONE #had some computer and steam cloud issues and anyway. my first playthru saves are gonsies so i gotta finish this run #TO GET THE EPILOGUES #anyway i did all of wyll and karlachs act 3 stuff and i think that made me extra sad #plus not eating properly bc stomach badness #and also just. probably shouls not have done nearly 10 hrs of video games straight #but alas #anyway im now extremely sad and anxious #about simultaneously everything and nothing #tattoos? my health? my family bullshit? the ultimate fate of the universe? every single problem in the world rn? #the fact that I'll never look like im supposed to? and part of me was using tattoos as a bandaid solution to fix that #and it did. not work #im not unhappy w them just not how i imagined it. but nothing ever is #and also winter. yknow. that awful time #more family drama lately. i rlly should clean my room. or de clutter my desk at least #IDK. IM JUST. SAD #and being sad is ok when i feel like i habe a purpose/duty to fulfill #but now i just kinda feel like. well im wasting air and space and resources and im not serving any function #self as a tool. yknow. i know thats bad. but. idk. idk

[rohirric-hunter]

Given my own experience in a data center it's also fairly likely that one of the servers just spontaneously combusted.

#that happened once #well idk if it spontaneously combusted no one was around when the fire started #but one of the trained monkeys came out and was like 'hey theres a fire out on the floor' #i was like 'huh' #so i called in backup and backup didnt want to deal with it so i had them take over my post and went on to the datacenter floor #and what do you know #there was a fire #so i called up security control and i was like 'hey theres a fire here' #and they said 'no there isnt' #and i said 'yes there is' #and they said 'well the alarms not going off' #and i said 'its broke then because im looking at a fire right now' #and they said 'no youre not' #so i hung up on them and called my supervisor and then i found a fire extinguisher and put the fire out myself #and my supervisor got to argue with security control about whether or not there was a fire #thats why he got paid the big bucks #he was a good supervisor. i did not have to wait until he arrived to put the fire out #i put the fire out and when he showed up i said 'there was a fire' and he was like 'okay' #like he just believed me. i didnt have to prove it