#you DUMB BASTARD

[nightkit92]

I randomly drew this cause that one post inspired me to do so lol, I can't find the og post to this, but it was made by partycoffin.

#fanart #welcome home #welcome home fanart #wally darling #welcome home wally #welcome home wally darling #memes #wally darling fanart #wally fanart #welcome home wally fanart #welcome home wally memes #welcome home wally darling memes #welcome home memes #wally darling welcome home #wally memes #wally darling memes #you dumb bastard #hes silly #the silly #:3

[crowned-clown-rising]

If I was in supernatural rest assured I would not get along with Dean but also he would be my closest boo.

Like I would spend the time giving him hell about being sexist, taking Castiel for granted and that kind of stuff and he would find me infurating for that. I would walk on him as he is having breakfast and hand him a juice box layered "Respect women juice".

But I would also be his marathon buddy, the one to get drunk with singing classic rock songs and the one to pave the way out of the closet, so…

#*Slaps his face* I LOVE YOU AND I ADMIRE YOU. YOU ARE GREAT #YOU DUMB BASTARD #It would be a Bobby Singer kind of love #you know #the: #And at some point I would bail on them bc I'm scared of commitment and as soon as someone grows feelings for me I run away. #supernatural #spn #dean wincheter

[teaboot]

Guy was drinking a beer with his buddies, catcalling a lady at my bus stop a minute ago, and because I'm an idiot my knee-jerk reaction was to turn around and go "Fuck man, come on, have some fuckin' class, jesus" and you know what! As a 5'3" queer dude! I figure now that kinda shit's gonna be how I die!!

Fortunately having tits I'm also 'real pretty' and it's 'no big deal' and the real problem is my 'real ugly attitude' so fuckin' hallelujah I fuckin' guess

#JFC I fucking hate this shit #It doesn't matter what you yell or how complimentary it is you dumb shit #If you're a big dude in a group of drunk dudes yelling at a woman walking by it sounds fucking threatening #You dickhead #God #Bastard

[rabbitprincessthief]

gog i still can't get over minish cap vaati's Everything. He is So Fucking Stupid (affectionate)

Like. This guy's establishing character moment is, in order:

he's introduced as having won an entire tournament to get to touch a magic chest and get a cool sword, which was the prize for said tournament

turns around and does a goddamn evil soliloquy TEN FEET AWAY FROM THE GUARDS who were about to hand him his macguffin on a platter

(like this man fucks up his own horribly planned daylight heist because he cannot keep a lid on the dramatics for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, IN PUBLIC)

(THE BAR WAS ON THE FLOOR VAATI, FUCKING GANONDORF PLAYS THE PIPE ORGAN FOR HIS OWN BOSS INTRO AND HE STILL KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT)

proceeds to fight the guards (it is, admittedly, a curbstomp for him, but it still clearly wasn't his plan, because otherwise why bother with the tournament)

gloats evilly

opens chest, unleashing a whole bunch of monsters

exposits out loud about Zelda's powers like a nerd while she is actively charging up her magic powers to kick his ass

RECOGNIZES and IDENTIFIES said magic as the special power carried by the female royal line

completely fails to recognize it as the light force he is currently trying to get his hands on (he spends like 99% of the game not figuring this out.)

petrifies her

(i have no idea if link could have deflected this spell if he had managed to get the right angle with his shield but i like to think somewhere there is a very short and very funny alternate timeline where it happens)

(more importantly: no part of vaati's original presumed plan would have involved doing this. he 100% created this situation for himself by being an dramatic idiot and picking a fight for no good reason.)

looks in the chest

there's no light force

considering his stated goals he might be as confused as you are about the monsters tbh

uhhh

evil laugh

teleports the fuck out

He then proceeds to spend the rest of the game trying to figure out where the light force is and ends up having to wait for Ezlo and Link to figure it out first because he was, as far as I can tell, GENUINELY stuck on this part. He fucking kidnaps and impersonates the King, not for access to Zelda, but to… send guards to go look for the Light Force, presumably because he was either running out of ideas or genuinely thought that would work.

None of the guards even had any idea what he was talking about. He's not even good at impersonating the King. He's already sent like twenty people to the dungeon by the time you get there and it hasn't even been a week. Somehow the game spins this as a cunning plan and clever manipulation or something.

(Meanwhile the guards are just. Poking around in random bushes and shit hoping to find the light force. One of them asks you what you think it might look like.)

Zelda is literally right next to the throne and Vaati does not figure it out until you find an actual honest-to-goodness LORE TABLET spelling out that the Light Force is Stored in the Zelda, at which point he's like "ahahaha you've done my work for me this was definitely my plan all along" and takes over the castle and throws a bunch of monsters at you to stall for time while he figures out how to extract the force from her. Somehow he still doesn't think to actually lock the fucking door.

#vaati #minish cap #loz #mc #he's my stupid little squeak squeak and i love him #meta #op #sorry this got long but i have So Many Words about this little bastard #i think he's a really fun foil to ganondorf tbh - #ganondorf looks like a brute force guy but in practice tends largely toward manipulating and long cons and cunning #the appearance of dumb muscle but is actually refined and clever and skilled while also still being built like a brick wall #vaati looks like a classic scheming squishy wizard guy but actually is just cheating and does almost all his nonsense very directly #and his plans tend to be either Do X / ??? / Profit stuff or barely exist at all #to the point where og four swords is gated primarily by your ability to convince great fairies to help you rather than vaati stopping you #ganondorf is a guy given power who wants a magic wish granting artefact #vaati is a guy given a magic wish-granting artefact who decides he wants more power now actually #vaati has had a significant minion approximately once (shadow link) and that was in shared custody with ganon

[pcktknife]

the way some white people don't understand terms that people have been using for ages can be so so infuriating

#coding =/= stereotyping or profiling..... #blackface =/= a black or brown person interpreting a traditionally pale character w darker skin #the bastardizing of the term whitewashing #its so dumb and annoying #just loud about words you have no idea how to use #the blackface one always gets me because how could u be so far off #especially when google is free!!!! #kae.txt #i say ages but i mean terms that are like not super recent if i needed to clarify

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Memes for the last chapter of it takes a mob

#oh Marv you dumb brave bastard #dp x dc #memes #it takes a mob #dc x dp memes #Marv coming in with the steel chair #they’re dumbasses your honor

[grimalkinmessor]

Once more frustrated by people seeing Light's various moves as stupid because they're looking at it from a point of omniscience and not from the perspective of Light himself and the information he had access to :')

#death note #yagami light #my light bias is showing but also no its not #bc im right #like honestly what would YOU have done? without the knowledge that you have from being a spectator #an audience member #i myself wouldve done some of the dumbest shit imaginable and i own that #im a dumb bastard i wouldve panicked the moment L came on screen tbh #i would attempt to leave the country and then L would arrest me bc he was monitoring the ports #also i wouldnt have been kira at all bc i wouldntve thought to use the death note worldwide but thats another story #thats also another pet peeve i have bUT THATS NOT THE POINT RN #THE POINT IS THAT FOR SOMEONE WHO KNEW AS LITTLE AS LIGHT DID ABOUT THE SITUATION HE WAS IN HE MADE THOUGHTFUL CHOICES #choices that WORKED #sure some of them might have fucked him over a bit later but AGAIN #hes not omniscient. there were things he literally had no way of knowing. why do people think hes omniscient #grim rants

[memingursa]

Its Joever. It has never been so over.

#star wars #andor #ahsoka #dave filoni #you dumb fucking bastard

[romanceyourdemons]

tragedy enjoyers when the two characters COULD have a peaceful life together, except that the very nature of one, which the other fell in love with, guarantees that they couldn’t take it even if it’s within their grasp. anyone else could just leave this place together, but one of the two could never do that, and the other could never love someone that would

#i cannot include a reaction image because there is nothing that fully encapsulates my agony of soul #you dumb bastard give honor and filial piety a rest for once and run (he cannot give it a rest) (it’s kind of his whole thing) #ryddles

[tea-drinking-bitch]

Rotmhs au where everything is the same except Chung Myung was reincarnated into a body of a five year old

#un am opening the gate to see a tiny kid: uhhhh where are your parents? #chung myung trying to play dumb: what are parents? #jo gul after meeting his new sajae: well we cant bully a little kid #chung myung: who are you calling little you bastard *proceeds to beat them all up* #rotmhs #rotbb #return of the blossoming blade #return of the mount hua sect #chung myung #cheong myeong

[unhinged-nymph]

No I don’t think you understand how in love I am

#him in this color #him in just a tshirt #his fuckin HIPS AND WAIST BRO #his dumb tilted smile and his silly little faces #no like I cannot handle this #lord have mercy #😩😮‍💨 #link neal #you beautiful bastard #rhett and link #gmm 2452

[giudittas]

People acting like rhaenyra claim to the throne is invalid because of her bastard children is the dumbest thing ever:

1) first of all what's important here is her blood, she's the heir not laenor not daemon, jacaerys claim as heir comes from rhaenyra blood, who cares who the father is? If she were a male fathering children with another woman no one would have questioned her succession, no one had trouble understanding how jon or gendry had a claim to the throne while being bastards and why cersei had all Robert's bastard killed i wonder why

2) viserys, the king, Laenor himself (!) and all of his family had no problem with this kids and actively and repeatedly claim them as legitimate during the story so if they don't have a problem with it I don't see why should the greens

3) Why would that impact rhaenyra succession anyway? If the greens were actually so concerned about a "bastard" on the throne the problem should've raised after rhaenyra died, it's clear that this reason was just a pretext from the green but see people in the fandom act like this argument has solid basis is just ridiculous

#I'm seeing a lot of people comparing this to the joffrey situation and I honestly hope they're joking #you can't be this dumb it's a completely different situation #and i ain't forgot how y'all didn't give a damn about jon being a bastard he was still cosidered by everyone the legitimate heir #I wonder if everyone would still be this dense about this if the velaryon boys had white hair #house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen

[vikensbrainrot]

This is like, a few pages apart

#nezha I loved you #you bastard #you dumb bitch i loved you #the poppy war #the poppy war spoilers #the dragon republic #the dragon republic spoilers #nezha #yin nezha #Rin #fang Runin #rinzha

[tswwwit]

I know Bill's the big bad demon everyone is afraid of and he will protect his husband at all costs (when no one's looking), but I think it's also worth mentioning that Dipper, even being the dorky, squishy human that he is, also cares about his dumb demon hubby and wants to keep him safe, even if it annoys Bill, and really, he doesn't need protecting the way Dipper does. He isn't going to puff out his chest and get in someone's face like some macho man, but I think Dipper knee-jerk reaction when Bill's in "danger" isn't to just shrug because he's an all-powerful demon who can handle it. If a blast that could level a whole town was aimed at Bill's head (for him, this just means a bad hair day and a new body), Dipper's immediate impulse is to push him out of the way or defend him against whatever wants to kill his familiar. Because he's not thinking "Bill could literally end this match in .3 seconds." He's thinking "if you touch even one hair on that asshole's head, I'm going to knock yours clean off your shoulders." I don't know what the point even is in this post, just that Dipper is this nerdy, unassuming guy who ends up being viciously protective under the right conditions. Like I think Dipper pulls off the bloody and vengeful look SO well that Bill immediately melts and just lets him handle the situation, even though it's not really Dipper's fight to begin with. He's beating the guy to a pulp with zero reserve, and Bill's off to the side swooning and twirling his hair over his man for getting his hands dirty for him.

It's true! While Bill's not the type to enjoy being underestimated, he has to admit! Seeing his adorable husband all riled up on his behalf is a hell of a sight.

The thing is, Dipper's a good guy! He can't help but put himself in danger over others. Even when all reason and logic say that Bill would be absolutely fine if he got his head exploded or a shiv in his kidney, Dipper's instinct is to fully and immediately get in the way of that. To, in fact, be protective.

Mostly this is only evident when Dipper has to stand up to Ford. Yes, yes, Bill's a vile horrible monstrosity, but he didn't do that particular thing you're accusing him of. Watching him stand up to his uncle is a particular treat!

For bigger threats, though - Well. Bill's gonna be absolutely fine, no matter what happens, thank you very much. But he's definitely not opposed to seeing some guy who was about to literally stab him in the back get a few of his teeth knocked out.

#answers #Dipper doesn't like seeing his husband get hurt. Yes Bill likes pain and all but only contextually. And he's immortal. #But Dipper can't help but cringe and wince on his behalf anyway. He talks a lot of shit but he really does love his bastard husband #When it comes to most of the the Ford situations #Bill gets to have fun with those #Dipper's ready to argue on Bill's behalf. Most times. Yes a little head-explodey doesn't keep Bill down but Dipper is NOT a fan #Catch Bill standing just behind Dipper - or even leaping up into his arms and nearly making him topple over - #Only to look very self-satisfied. Going :3 'yes I am babey' #Looking like the perfect innocent cherub he absolutely isn't gets on Ford's nerves in a HUGE way #Both super obnoxious AND it makes his mortal roll his eyes at him. SO fun! #For other times he gets defended it's Bill's turn to roll his eyes #But goddamn if it isn't cute as hell. PLUS it's one of the rare times he actually sees Dipper really riled up #Not in like a flustered argumentative type of way. In an actual Fuck You You're Going Down kinda way #Real stupid that Dipper keeps doing this. But real hard to oppose it when Bill gets such a view outta it! #Also concept: Dipper trying to shield Bill while he's in his real form and feeling a moment of 'oh no' when he fails #Only for like. The knife to go 'tink' off his surface. Bill looks unimpressed #Another reminder for Dipper that yeah okay Bill can handle himself. He feels pretty dumb about it #That's okay DIpper you mean well! Bill will still smooch you for trying #APPROVED.jpeg implied but not included due to me adding too much text

[outislovescomics]

sorry you're not getting any intelligent thoughts out of me for the next 7-12 hours

#x-force spoilers #wednesday spoilers #see the mistake you're making Sage is that you're forgetting Hank is a Big Dumb Lovey Dovey Bastard With A Crush On A C-List Actor #and when he thinks of Simon I believe his brain turns into a pecan #I like how Beast 2 is having a gay little reunion while Beast Prime is making like. a black hole nuke gun. im not even surprised #truly my reaction to Beast Prime's Deep Sea Expedition was 'yeah sure man 👍🏻' before looking back at the Wonderbeast MANSDMAND #One of them is in Cali For Love one of them is in Cali For Evil. you are not the same. #its easier to cope w/ the character assassination that's happened over the last Billion Years #when I know he's about to be folded like an omelette. Hope Has Returned. #if All This (tm) is what it takes for Hank and Si to finally fuck nasty style. then by God I'll take it 🫡 KANSDAMND #ANYWAYS IM RAMBLING BUT. Y'ALL. Y'ALL. WE'RE SO BACK

[monkiekid]

heartstrings doodles i made at like 3 am last night

@beauleifu​ lov this moment they r so silly. also pink bunny onesie bc uhhh bunny y/n.... yeah.... (& i like to think syntax likes bunnies)

quick bonus doodle of syntax fucking up the toaster from ch. 17 (certified smart guy destroying y/n’s appliances on accident is so good. sorry y/n but i hope he does it again)

#monkie kid #lmk syntax #syntax x reader #art.png #syntax you suave bastard (who is also kinda dumb at times).... i wont you #there Will b more i wanna doodle more of my fave moments #but for now. hav these :salute: