#you sexy motherfuckers

[unhinged-nymph]

Guys, there’s like… a whole ass table in front of you… you don’t need to be sitting so goddamn close…

#like… #this is a date #and good gosh #rhett is so down bad #just another reminder #and golLY they both looked good today #rhett and link #you sexy motherfuckers #rhink #gmm #mythical society #MS 4th anniversary livestream #goog caps

[wintereyed]

#winterbaron #bucky barnes #helmut zemo #tfatws #the winter soldier #bucky x zemo #sebastian stan #daniel bruhl #akon #damn yous a sexy bitch #those are the words #no disrespect intended #the baddest thing around town #from here on zemo pays no attention to this conversation #the mcu's baddest motherfucker has entered the chat

[australet789]

so my problem is not that i cant draw women

i cant draw young women

but milfs? that's a whole different thing

#guess who just draw a sexy lilith lmao #babbling australet #you are going to enjoy this piece you motherfuckers

[ireneead]

Happy birthday, Doctor Spengler! 😍😍😍

#Harold Ramis #Egon Spengler #Ghostbusters #2 #In my head #it's Egon's birthday today #Oh Egon #You adorable badass nerd #You delightfully charming weirdo #You sexy motherfucker

[brother-emperors]

dies vitiosus

antony's birthday was technically yesterday, but we can do it a day late.

so the 14th was antony's birthday, which also highlights my favorite part of the octavian-antony divorce arc:

During this time and still earlier the Romans at home had passed many resolutions in honour of Caesar's naval victory. Thus they granted him a triumph, as over Cleopatra, an arch adorned with trophies at Brundisium and another in the Roman Forum. Moreover, they decreed that the foundation of the shrine of Julius should be adorned with the beaks of the captured ships and that a festival should be held every four years in honour of Octavius; that there should also be a thanksgiving on his birthday and on the anniversary of the announcement of his victory; also that when he should enter the city the Vestal Virgins and the senate and the people with their wives and children should go out to meet him. But it would be quite superfluous to go on and mention the prayers, the images, the privilege of the front seat, and all the other honours of the sort. At the beginning, then, they not only voted him these honours but also either took down or effaced the memorials of Antony, declared the day on which he had been born accursed, and forbade the use of the surname Marcus by any of his kind.

Cassius Dio 51.19

cheers! the speech balloon is empty on purpose, personally I'm imagining a version of the break up speech from octavian-octavia-antony divorce arc from the french cleopatra musical, feel free to imagine whatever melodrama makes you happiest!

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#octavian #mark antony #roman empire tag #erugh. empires. what a bunch of motherfuckers #god throw back to when i cared about antony on a personal level and remembered all of his important life dates #literally now i could not tell you the year he died if you asked me now #tbh the only dates i really keep track of are like. the pazzi conspiracy assassination. mabini's life dates. also cassius #but the thing about cassius is that he died on the same date he was born and that was sexy of him #drawing tag

[sneezarify]

obviously talking through buildups is insanely hot, but talking through the actual SNEEZE is some next level shit. Especially those rapid fire sneezers who stutter n trip over their words due to their sneezes. Have mercy on me.

#snz talk is so good but so dangerous #snz talk #snz thoughts #snzfucker #sneeze kink #snzblr #snz kink #snz fet #rapid fire snz #Buildups #Tease #why don’t you just wait until you’re done sneezing u sexy motherfucker?!

[crazinessgraveyardsandcartoons]

So I met this beautiful beautiful person last night and we started texting, I answered a text an hour later cuz I was doing things and now I am desperately awaiting a text back AHHHHHH!!!

#daily weirdness #Ayo please text me back you sexy motherfucker!!

[unhinged-nymph]

This look is too much for me to handle

#the HAIRRR #serving 😈 lol #no but like what the fuck #he looks #abSURDLY good #help ! #rhett and link #link neal #you sexy motherfucker #and the loml #the tonight show

[sametrapeni]

¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ ⁠ಥ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠ಥ⁠ ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#mafia definitive edition #mafia 2 #mafia trilogy #sam trapani #tommy angelo #joe barbaro #just quick sketchies #my art #mah boys #and anime kitty boi Sam #you ruined my life #you sexy motherfucker #Joe needs more love

[faggylittleleatherboy]

God is an envious bitch and he hates me actually

#he fucking knew I would be too powerful if I could achieve my maximum level of sexiness #and what did he do??? #he made me allergic to metal #I was fucking made to have a bunch of piercings and earrings u piece of shit #but nooooo #I only wear two earrings on each ear bc those are the ones I got before finding out I’m allergic and now my ear is bleeding #you motherfucker

[erotetica]

(drawing prompt) Perhaps a Sauron?? 🥺❤️

@celebrimbot ik you draw twinkron, I’m sorry for this jack nicholson monstrosity but it’s what’s in my heart

#yk like if jack nicholson tore off some of charelton heston’s choicer features and wore them. yk? #in keeping with my thesis of angband being melkor spreading his arms like ‘look at all these sexy bitches I convinced #’to spiritually body horror themselves’ #after the war of wrath he goes back to the mairon heston look but he still emotes like the motherfucking joker AND TYELPE FUCKS THAT #FULL STOP. SPACE. TAB TAB. #my art #tolkien #lotr #body horror cw #sauron #valar #celebrimbot #oh and after numenor and the un-hot-ening he just looks like firewood. yk when it gets white outside but the core is still burning? #not how you spell charelton heston. also 2 anyone wondering what the fuck is wrong with me google jack nicholson smiling

[ireneead]

Happy birthday, Doctor Spengler! 😍😍😍

#Harold Ramis #Egon Spengler #Ghostbusters #Happy birthday! #In my head #it's Egon's birthday today! #Oh Egon #You delightfully charming weirdo #You adorable badass nerd #You sexy motherfucker

[bibuddie]

the way s7 is already setting up some PRIME buckley sibling content for me i’m about to be the most annoying person on the planet actually

#rebecca rambles #abc you sexy motherfucker xxx

[nooloongeractive]

me chosing the diamond scene with Lancelot and then getting arrested for adultery – oop

#guinevere choices #playchoices #*freyaplays #guinevere #sir lancelot you sexy motherfucker

[sneezarify]

get outta here that photic sneezes are really a thing?!

…. like, in real life? a bright light.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Sounds like sneeze mythology to me. but fuck me does the world makes it tough for us fetishists to BREATH.

#But I’m only half joking #How the fuck are you sneezing from the sun? #Or a bright light? #Does anyone actually know a photic sneezer? #Do they really exist? #Snz mythology #snz thoughts #snz fet #snzfucker #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr #Photic sneezes #Photic sneeze #snzzzzz #You sexy sensitive nosed motherfucker #Am I the only one who’s never witnessed a photic sneezed in the wild?!

[one-winged-dreams]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

EHNANCE!

#HE HAS CLAWS ON HIS GLOVES THE MOTHERFUCKER #STOP #WHO LET YOU DRESS THAT SEXY #neltharion: i'm going to go to my evil lab where i conduct horrible inhumane experiments #alexstrasza: not dress like that you're not #nel: better? #alex: yas bitch slay #the gift of ruin