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thekidsare-not-alright · 8 months

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*slapping my mutuals' imaginary shoulders frantically* FALL OUT BOY MENTION FALL OUT BOY MENTION FALL OUT BOY MENTION!!

#fall out boy #youll never guess what happened.#the vmas mentioned fall out boy's ''return to the vmas''#it's only been since like what... 2017?#2007 since performance tho I think #yeah sh #askdjfhKSHG #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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champsamizayn · 8 months

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free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying

#edit: before breaching containment this was about pro wrestler cm punk #edit 2: turning rbs back on. the second it gets annoying im turning them back off #edit 3: well. youll never guess what happened.

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rendevok · 10 months

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“Take my hand” pages 5-11

1 - day 2 - truth - 3

#nmweek23 #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #i spent all yesterday shading and lettering these your boy is so tired BUT IT WAS WORTH IT #in which i cram way too much into way too little and yet way too many pages for a single day #my sincerest apologies to them on their day but i will make it up to them i PROMISE #‘prove it’ you’ll NEVER GUESS what happens next :^))))) (<-guy who is extremely predictable)#phoenix is so strong because if miles looked at me like that i’d be going crazy and im like a known enemy of edgeworth #see you guys in like 5-7 business days on part 3 o7 #fan art #aa #fan comic #rendevok #OH OH ALSO there’s like a whole fucking essay i could write about these pages esp wrt light and also The Hands but youll have to ask for it #just know that if you see something… there was probably a reason for it!#ok thats it fr this time

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vigilskeep · 1 year

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do varric’s opinions on mages v templars change depending on da2 or what’s the deal

#fascinated by his line here #i mean i do agree mages can be loyal friends sure much like. you know. people. youll never guess what mages happen to be #but LOYAL being the word choice that varric uses is kind of funny #who are u talking abt bestie. merrill?#it feels like its supposed to be a ref to mage hawke but that is very much not the worldstate

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cherrycreamsicle · 2 years

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pulling up the blankets too hard and whipping the stuffed animals from their comfy spot on the bed incident leaves 10 dead and 17 injured

#youll never guess what happened.#i just wanted to pull the sheet back but scoob went flying !!!#he didnt fall off the bed at least #jet jabbers

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daily-crabbys · 27 days

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Today's crab is: pink-eyed

#daily-crabbys #crab #sally lightfoot crab #youll NEVER guess what happened to me this morning /s

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druidonity2 · 9 months

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I wonder what Velen is up to these days...

#world of warcraft #anduin wrynn #prophet velen #Anduin visits and tells him all about his shitty time in the afterlife #'youll never guess what kinda of bullshit happened to me'#OH BUT SERIOUSLY LISTEN #Knowing how the events of Legion changed Velen's stance on the idea of destiny #and how Shadowlands has altered Anduin's idea of his own destiny #I think they have much they could catch up on #Their views of the world has changed greatly since they last spent time together #annndd prehaps their view of the Light

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crtvirus · 7 months

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cis people should learn to shut the actual fuck up when they ever feel even an inkling of doubt in a trans person's experiences and choices actually. if you make fun of pronouns or trans names there is a special place in hell for you and i don't fucking pity you.

#all my fucking life ive had cis people telling me i cant be who I am because it disrupts them. i dont fucking care about how you feel in my #experiences and clearly you dont fucking care how I feel either. fuck you.#vent #youll never guess what happened today

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lostryu · 4 months

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lesbians should date a cringefail butch who slips on the ice while taking out the recycling (me)

#lost.txt #youll never guess what happened to me #it’s snowing AGAIN #lesbian #butch #normalize ur butch needing a ‘do not touch anxious’ vest

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butchniqabi · 1 month

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boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i throw up on company time

#youll never guess what happened at work

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soldier-poet-king · 8 months

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Tattoo is DONE I am so pleased with it and I'm hoping it heals well and doesn't fade too much despite being fine line shading (I can always get the outlines touched up in a month or two)

But also like. Went to my Nonna's after for dinner. She burst into tears and cried and cried and said, only after minutes of tears, "it's okay....I love you anyway". Like okay then. And my nonno immediately upon seeing it "ugly!" Before he could control himself.

So like FUCK me I guess. I'm not at all surprised. Disappointed? Ofc. But not surprised.

#franposting #I ALSO FORGOT BRO3 HAD A FRIEND OVER FOR DINNER #so this happened in front of this 14 yr old like #child is gonna go home to his fam and be like youll never guess what drama happened today #my BROTHERS were very supportive. my aunt told me its my body.#so like. i am happy with it. i want more. i want my half sleeve and my heart to be whole #this is me and its what i want and what i love #but like. once again. they cant even handle a tattoo #me coming out???? lmao never gonna happen #also when bro 1's perfect ex gf had tons of tats that was fine and they all adored her #but when it's ME

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giratina-plushie · 3 months

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BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Crochet It All 2024 / I am fibre arts man / 410,757,864,530 YARN NEEDLES LOST

#youll never guess what happened to me earlier

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joemophobic · 5 months

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For me, ocd is like "I'm anxious about this in a completely normal way, it's not obsessive, now for my next trick, I will be obsessing over it."

#youll never guess what happens after that #(its compulsions)#actually ocd