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scott: liam, you have a lot to offer. you're funny, you're smart...
stiles: you're creative, you've got style...
malia: ...
malia: oh, did you want me to say something? uh, you're a werewolf. your name is liam
liam: thanks, malia
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corey: this loneliness is getting really hard to romanticize
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isaac: two people had sex and now i'm fighting for my life everyday
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jackson: i put the bi in bitch
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liam: can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
stiles: isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
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lydia: it's so hard being a perfect, beautiful, always right, angelic girl
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erica: so are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
isaac: i'm a knife
allison, from across the room: he's a little spoon
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malia: *filling out an application*
malia: what does 'occupation' mean?
scott: it's something you do
malia: *nods as she writes down kira's name*
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liam: isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now i owe you a debt"?
theo: no, other way around. you saved me from hell, so now i'm your problem. if you don't like it, then kill me
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lydia: i did something terrible
stiles: it's okay, i have a shovel
lydia: wait, what do you think i did?
stiles: it doesn't matter, no one will ever know
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isaac: we need to distract them
erica: leave it to me
erica: centaurs have six limbs and are, therefore, insects. discuss
derek, peter and cora: *immediately begin arguing*
boyd, watching in horror: oh this. i don't like this. i don't like this at all
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allison: if you think you can just look at me with those soft brown eyes and get anything you want-
scott:
allison: -you're absolutely right
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liam, peeling a banana: may i take your jacket, sir? hehehe
hayden, staring at him: do you think other people can't hear you?
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stiles: you know what your problem is? you're so hot, no one has told you to shut up!
erica: you think i'm hot?
stiles: ...that's all you heard?
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malia: why do humans have so many emotions? you only really need two: anger and confusion
isaac: exactly
kira: no-
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theo: liam? no, what a nerd, what a- [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of liam spills out of jacket] what a fucking dumbass, i- these aren't mine, i'm just- [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen, i just- listen- fuck! [thousands of pictures of liam scatter across the floor] shit, fuck- i'm holding them for someone, just- listen
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mason: my hands are cold
corey: *holds mason's hands* there you go
mason:
mason: my lips are getting cold too
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