RIP Watcher, 2020-2024
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A twilight inspired dnd campaign would go so hard, you normies need to step the fuck up and face the music
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everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,
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I feel like a goose flying into an airplane engine at all hours of the day and yet I must keep my feminine whimsy at a maximum or else I shall get the dreaded prying questions
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imagine being the most famous emperor of one of the most powerful ancient civilizations. now imagine your assassination is on the same level pop culturally with Ariana Grande licking donuts on July 7th, 2015
Julius Seize Her is really living my dream tbh
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Matpat quits? DURING WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH?
a coincidence that should not go unnoticed
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me when i fucking GET you
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meet my original characters, Alvin and the Chipcunts. They serve cunt.
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merging lanes
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no one tells you that being gay and being a dm is just Pinterest boards, incoherent notes app rambles, and creating Timbullfool Timbullfrog, father of all gods and inventor of coconut seltzer drinks
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artists who draw blue hair melanie (ily) what are your logistics for how she keeps it up in the eyepocalypse because it’s very very amusing to me to think about
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Haha! What a funny joke! You really got me! Unfortunately, your father lost the bid to keep your treasured family business. My next move? Oil rigs
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it seems you have called yourself jizz, sailor
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nooo don't reverse image search me aha you're too sexy
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sometimes it's just me, an ominously ticking pie, and this brick wall you built between us :)
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