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book prompt! (im already writing it -_-)

so i had this dream where id look different to each person i met, i would look like "their type" or their "perfect girl" so dream me being dream me, i asked each and every person what i looked like until i finally got to the most beautiful girl id ever seen, and she described me, what I actually look like (medium length brunette hair, honey eyes, very freckled, full pinkish lips, this is the type of description) and honestly i think it would make a fucking amazing book, also when i write it i'm gonna make it so that happened to everyone and that's how people find soulmates, by finding someone who things their beautiful as they are. also i'm gonna make it gay, 'cus im gay and my dream was gay, so to whoever is planning on complaining... i will fuck u up motherfucker,

#book prompts #im gonna write this fucking book and its gonna be fucking amazing hust like my other wip books #also if u complain it sounds childidh its because it IS for children momtherfucker #also if yall wanna check out my other book ill start posting it on wattpad soon #ill put my wattpad acc name here thxx <3333333333

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Me like 99% of the time: “Lol, yeah, I was super suicidal and severely mentally ill when I was 13/14. I was so cringe. Glad I’m better and can make light of the topic. What a wreck lol”

Me that 1% of the time: …I was suicidal when I was 14

#same exept i was suicidal when i was 10-14...

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Me like 99% of the time: “Lol, yeah, I was super suicidal and severely mentally ill when I was 13/14. I was so cringe. Glad I’m better and can make light of the topic. What a wreck lol”

Me that 1% of the time: …I was suicidal when I was 14

#same

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js wanna know who to block :)

#roe v wade #prochoice #prolife #abortion #potus #reproductive justice #reproductive rights #abortion rights #abort the supreme court #abortion is healthcare

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so... i wanna kill my brother, fr (and my parents)

so we were having a talk abt pro-life vs pro-choice, bc why not, as that is a GREAT idea since we grew up in an EXTREMLY orthodox household. As u may know im a "radical feminist", and pro choice, but my brother is a pro-life misogynistic piece of shit. when I was 11 i was raped by my 67 yr old geography teacher, i only told my parents, and then I got an abortion, only because my life was at risk, or else my parents would make me carry out a full term pregnancy. Apparently my parents never told my brother abt my abortion. When we were talking I "accidentally" segwayed into rape culture etc... and he just looked at me and said "why do u even care so much its not like you were raped and needed an abortion" 1. it doesn't matter if I got raped or not to have support the survivors, and protest against rape, I mean im against animal testing do i look like a fucking alpaca to you? 2. i was raped an needed and abortion??? I then had to tell him abt one of the most traumatising experiences of my life.

Update, my brother is now a feminist who went to a pro-choice rally <33 gotta love progress, he also cut off connections with my parents after I told him everything the said to me after i told them i was raped. Love you benny <33333

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what pro-life's think pro-choices want:

ruin familys

kill babies

ruin religions

make everyone get an abortion

turn everyone a "slut"

what pro-choices actually want

a choice between getting an abortion and not getting an abortion

#prochoice #roe v wade #abortion #reprductive rights #potus

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THANK YOU FOR THIS, I WILL MAKE A SHRINE FOR YOU THANK YOU

Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees

Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:

Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.

Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.

Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It's hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.

Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:

Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.

Basic Features of the Site:

Reblogs drive the entire site. If you'd upvote something on Reddit, you'd reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you're not required to.

The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top

You can send an ask to someone, and it'll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don't want.

Tags aren't actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can't use quotation marks (") or commas in them without fucking it up

You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you'll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff

You can make polls in posts. Here's one now.

Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.

Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don't:

Very old posts (I'm talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There's no such thing as a post being "too old" to reblog

Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.

If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.

You can screenshot someone's tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called "peer review"

Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not "creepy" like it is seen as on other sites.

Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a "yes, and?" attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.

We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.

Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say "I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd" and nobody gives a shit.

General Etiquette:

Don't try to do epic clapbacks here, you'll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.

Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.

Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it

You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask "hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?" and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It's generally polite to oblige, but "no" is still reasonable.

Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don't get involved in it. Ever.

Don't put fandom tags or jokes on someone's posts about serious matters or personal shit

You're responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don't like, that's probably on you. Don't be afraid to unfollow.

Follower count doesn't matter much here and you don't have to make yours known if you don't want to.

Reblog, don't repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn't "steal" engagement like Twitter retweets.

If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal

Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There's a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.

Tips:

Get XKit Rewritten if you're on desktop, it's a really helpful extension

In the little drop-down menu next to the 'Post now' button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It's good for spreading stuff out over time.

You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!

Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs

Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.

Have fun on [tumblr], everyone!

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hi, i love u <3

idk who needs to hear this, but ik its definitely someone, ur beautiful no matter ur weight, ur body shape, if you have big boobs, or small boobs, a big ass, or a small ass, a flat stomach or some extra fat. ur beautiful in ur own way, u r unique, there is no one in this world that's the same as u (unless ur an identical twin, which statistically improbable) and u should be proud of that, keep that chin up! yeah! you go girl!

#body positivity #body shape #dismorphia #ur beautiful

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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im sitting here single... ur sitting there single... maybe we could yk... no... it can't possibly be this simple...

#lesbian #gay mood #lgbt #gay #gf #kiss #who want to kiss me? #please kiss me #single pringle #im so fucking gay

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BRUH I WANT A GF SO BADDDD

#WLW #LESBIAN #gf #gay #wlw #lesbian #mood #hmu #who wants to kiss me? #pride #gay mood #lgbt

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You’re sitting there unkissed and I’m sitting here also unkissed maybe….there’s a solution to our problems…..no……surely it can’t be that simple…..

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we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

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[OCs] i just wanna live in this moment forever, 'cause i'm afraid that livin' couldn't get any better

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10 posts!

#10 posts #tumblr milestone

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