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The two separate fics win! Though it might take me a bit since I’m working on a gift for a friend

#that’s not my neighbor #thats not my neighbor #doppelganger doorman au

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What if I broke into your home?

(100% real photo of me)

Omg, new friend⁉️

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Yes

#kronk #the emperor’s new groove

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#doppelganger doorman au #thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor #tnmn #doorman thats not my neighbor #question #idk which one to do #that's not my neighbor

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What do you think the main changes will be like at Berry? I imagine it evolves similar to a more predatory reptile Because I imagine the "standard" Doppelgänger with much more harmless faces than Berry's evolved future Like some have that snake face that looks friendly while Berry is now scarier

Poor Steve, he sees that his friend disappeared after a night of drinking and now he doesn't know if it was the alcohol that did him harm After all, who would know if it's not dangerous for a Doppelgänger to consume alcohol?

Berry will look a lot more scary looking! All the doppelgangers all look friendlier than Berry will be, lmao. Like, doppelgangers are scary looking, but they don’t compare to what Berry will look like

Steven would literally panic whenever he would first see Berry because he was so used to seeing them in their ‘human’ form/natural form. He would definitely think that the alcohol would have at least triggered the sudden difference.

I see it going like this:

S: “Damn man, I didn’t think you would get like this after drinking some alcohol.”

B: “Honestly same. But I did feel like this was coming earlier, so. Idk.”

#doppelgangers that’s not my neighbor #doppelganger doorman au #thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor #tnmn #doorman thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor headcanon

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I absolutely love this picture still for no reason

#watch dogs #watch dogs 2 #I’m pretty sure it’s from watch dogs #but it’s still amazing #if I had to choose to pick a sticker #I’d use this

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Two chapters for this one :3

Summery: Ansel Whitlock was suspicious of Berry. He also thought that the other was weird.

#doppelganger that’s not my neighbor #doppelganger doorman au #thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor #tnmn #doorman thats not my neighbor #ao3 fanfic #fanfic #i feel like i’m flooding the tnmn tags sm #especially in the early days when starting this series #used to do it like a lot of times daily

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So hey, is Berry copying someone's appearance? Or are they doing mishmash of multiple people?

Yes! Berry is copying someone. I’m pretty sure I mentioned it in one of my first posts when I first started this series, but I mentioned that they’re copying one of the D.D.D personnel! Although there are key differences to tell them apart, a few examples is the shape of their noses, eye color shade, and that Berry’s hair is a different shade/longer then the personnel

#doppelganger doorman au

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Doppelgangers mimic, it's in their blood, their instincts. They observe and copy, they peak into the lives of the unsuspecting and devour what they can, in every sense of the word.

It's necessary for their survival, to learn every detail of ones features. The better evolved members of their kind learn to perfectly imitate speech patterns and body language as well, leaving nothing out. Perfection is key, and a deep intricate understanding of their prey is what they strive for.

They pride themselves on their ability to reflect humanities ego back at them.

Some understand too well, and look deeper than what's necessary. Their human-counterparts oft hold secrets buried within, secrets they show no one, and yet the doppelgangers that select them seem to enjoy shouting such things out into the world for all to see.

Showing off what they've found, what was previously being hidden away from public eye.

A pilot who's mind races with endless possibilities and visions of death, who's witnessed carnage both of reality and illusion. Behind a stone faced facade and obscuring shades, paranoia clutches the mind and eyes dart nervously towards every shadow. The constant nagging of adrenaline and panic being held trapped behind an un-moving mask. An all consuming mind, seeing danger at every corner, only ever knowing peace while in the emptiness of the skies.

A woman who wills herself to be blind to her harsh reality. Portraying herself with an energetic and bubbly attitude, while miserable inside, refusing to speak of her past. Silencing herself for the sake of her and her daughter. Pretending she doesn't see that her daughter looks nothing like her ex husband, pretending she doesn't see the resemblance to her neighborhood milkman. Staying quiet, eyes and lips sealed shut. Keeping her secret away from even herself.

An uncaring, boring man to the public eye, who secretly relishes in the silent chaos he's caused for numerous marriages. Going about his day, hiding his sadistic smile behind a mundane lifestyle and tired eyes. Knowing the effect he has on unsuspecting and lonely housewives, it does wonders for his ego. He keeps it inside, not showing his twisted delight for home-wrecking.

It goes on, many doppelgangers seeing people's true colors and proudly putting them on display.

A miserable seamstress, a model with an fake smile and endless hunger for fame, a reporter melting under the pressure of his journalism- having to do stories on these monsters day in and day out, exposed to endless horrors.

Many may look at these mimics, call them lazy, say they don't understand what a real human looks like. But they know better than anyone what's in your heart, their depiction more accurate than those only portraying what's on the surface level.

A button is pressed, the curtains fall, and their performance is done as a siren mocks the sound of applause.

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This is what I truly want

Girls don’t want a kiss goodnight. They want coins for school bus graveyard.

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Has Berry eaten something spicy before? And if so, what do they think of it?

I think it would be funny if they ate it for the first time and is absolutely bawling (probably the first time they cried) five seconds later cause it hurted their tongue so much.

And they’re like “how tf do humans eat this shit??”

Berry has not 😔 (rip)

But if they did, it would be the first (and likely only) time the residents would see him cry. They would be so confused 😭

Berry would be willing to try it again though to build up that spice tolerance tho

#doppelganger that’s not my neighbor #doppelganger doorman au #thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor

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Some Berry facts since I have nothing better to do :3

Berry’s childhood was, in their opinion, pretty standard (it wasn’t. It was traumatic, even for a doppelganger)

They joined different communities, but were soon outdated for one reason or another

They use any pronouns, though they/them are most used, followed by male pronouns and then finally female pronouns.

If they were human/had a human job, they likely would be a butcher or someone who genuinely works as a doorman.

They often get overwhelmed with noises/smells, but they got used to it, although they still sometimes have their moments on where it’s just too much

Sleep is something they very rarely get, and even then, they sleep only when absolutely necessary.

They also are a very light sleeper

He also has a decent sized appetite

Sometimes, he enjoys to just stare off into the sunset/sunrise whenever he’s able to

Berry also absolutely loves to stargaze

They also don’t refer to themselves as ‘Berry’, as it was just the name they said when Steven asked, and they often just refer to themselves as ‘The Doorman’.

That’s it for now, it’s getting late :3

#doppelganger doorman au #thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor #headcanon #tnmn #doorman thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor headcanon #doppelgangers that’s not my neighbor #tnmn headcanons

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Willy is the best

#stardew valley #willy stardew valley #sdv #willy sdv #sdv willy

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Why is the community label randomly saying this is mature?

Since I’ve been procrastinating a shit ton, here’s some quotes from my last hour (please note, the google docs in which I’ve used is 19 pages long. That was just from a couple of months and not the entire school year)

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Angus: “We believe in you!”

Francis: “No we don’t.”

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Selenne: “Why is this a liquid? Oh, this is creamer.”

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Steven: “There’s boys, girls, and Berry.”

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Izaack: “Bob Ross is SEXY”

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Anastacha: “It’s the number BELOW the thing.”

Mia: “That’s the radicand”

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Steven: “I’m not gay, what do you have on your Spotify?”

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Mclooy: “I said he’s going to pull out his Glock.”

Everyone: “WHAT”

Roman: “I thought you said he’s going to pull out his c*ck.”

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Albertsky: “Do I have to explain it to you???”

Robertsky: “It’s just the fact that I’m slow 🥲”

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Elenois: *Name here*’s ex boyfriend called me a whale.”

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Francis: “Are you serious?”

Steven: “He looks serious.”

Angus: “I am serious.”

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Anastacha: “Mrs. Stone?”

Mia: “Yeah? *walks away*”

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Berry: “I forget my gender sometimes.”

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Lois: “Ok Margarette *To Rafttellyn*”

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Rafttellyn: “It tastes like egg.”

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Margarette: “Release the leg, release the being.”

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Steven: “Are there any furry movies that are available?”

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Gloria: “I will speak my truth.”

Arnold: “What is your truth?”

Gloria: “Idk”

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A/N: Hope you guys liked it. Gotta get a work on writing my fic though :3

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Since I’ve been procrastinating a shit ton, here’s some quotes from my last hour (please note, the google docs in which I’ve used is 19 pages long. That was just from a couple of months and not the entire school year)

————

Angus: “We believe in you!”

Francis: “No we don’t.”

————

Selenne: “Why is this a liquid? Oh, this is creamer.”

————

Steven: “There’s boys, girls, and Berry.”

————

Izaack: “Bob Ross is SEXY”

————

Anastacha: “It’s the number BELOW the thing.”

Mia: “That’s the radicand”

————

Steven: “I’m not gay, what do you have on your Spotify?”

————

Mclooy: “I said he’s going to pull out his Glock.”

Everyone: “WHAT”

Roman: “I thought you said he’s going to pull out his c*ck.”

————

Albertsky: “Do I have to explain it to you???”

Robertsky: “It’s just the fact that I’m slow 🥲”

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Elenois: *Name here*’s ex boyfriend called me a whale.”

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Francis: “Are you serious?”

Steven: “He looks serious.”

Angus: “I am serious.”

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Anastacha: “Mrs. Stone?”

Mia: “Yeah? *walks away*”

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Berry: “I forget my gender sometimes.”

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Lois: “Ok Margarette *To Rafttellyn*”

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Rafttellyn: “It tastes like egg.”

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Margarette: “Release the leg, release the being.”

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Steven: “Are there any furry movies that are available?”

————

Gloria: “I will speak my truth.”

Arnold: “What is your truth?”

Gloria: “Idk”

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A/N: Hope you guys liked it. Gotta get a work on writing my fic though :3

#angus ciprianni #francis mosses #thats not my neighbor #that’s not my neighbor #tnmn #steven rudboys #selenne sverchzt #doppelganger doorman au #doorman thats not my neighbor #izaack gauss #anastacha mikaelys #mia stone #mclooy rudboys #roman stilnsky #albertsky peachman #robertsky peachman #elenois sverchzt #margarette bubbles #rafttellyn cappuccin

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Istg, writer’s block sucks

#writing #writer’s block #:( #sigh #:( sigh #writers block sucks #writers block

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I love my cats sm, one is purring so loudly next to me

#cat #i love cats #cats are the best #cats #cat ❤️ #cats in general ❤️