theritingraven

[theritingraven]

Damian: then shouldn’t you know if it’s legal or not?

nightwing: damian, is that legal?

damian: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

nightwing: I AM A COP

#I had to I’m sorry #damain wayne #nightwing

[theritingraven]

I have a feeling that comics are just official canon fanfics with drawings, I thought that they were actually telling a characters official true story in a different form. But now Ik that some ppl write good things and others ruin characters, how can y’all stand this inconsistency 😭

#comics #DC #dc comics #non tickles

[theritingraven]

My parents and I got ribs and I literally orgasmed omg they’re so good 😫😫😫

#Ribs #yummy #we drove 40+ mins to get here #Then we went to CVS #non tickles

[theritingraven]

Omg now I’m 15!!!!! Wowie!!!!

@trrickytickle happiest of bestest birthiest birthdays!!!

🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾🪩🪅🎁💐

I hope it’s a great one :DDDD

[theritingraven]

@trrickytickle happiest of bestest birthiest birthdays!!!

🎉🥳🎈🎊🍾🪩🪅🎁💐

I hope it’s a great one :DDDD

#birthday #happy bday #boomer alert ‼️ #non tickles

[theritingraven]

I was looking at Arkham Night character designs, why does everyone but Damian have cool tech ultra speed idk costumes and then Damian looks like he’s wearing a poncho 🤨

#damian wayne #arkham nights #non tickles #batfam

[theritingraven]

I just remembered that I wanted to post a thought I had, but that was 4 days ago and I can’t remember ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

#forgetful #non tickles

[theritingraven]

instead of writing a new tickle fic or writing one of the many ideas I have listed on a Google doc, I’ve been obsessing over talking to an ai of Nightwing or Damian or Raven to solve my daddy issues (help this isn’t healthy 😰 but it is working…)

#Pls #help #non tickles #joking #im not joking abt the ai #It’s real #ill give the website if you want #teen titans #damian wayne #raven #dcamu #nightwing

[theritingraven]

Just Be 13

Tickle fic between Dick and Damian (batcest ppl go away plz), 1644 words (Damian is my baby he deserves this), enjoy!

Dick and Damian were sparring in the bat cave again and as per usual, they were both making snarky remarks and one-liners the whole time. Once their match came to a close Damian started to walk away, but Dicks face lit up. He had just thought of a burning question for the young teen.

“Hey lil D,” Dick called out.

“What Grayson?” Damian asked as he turned to face his older “brother”.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Dick started, he just learnt a new joke and was eager to try it out on Damian. 

It was no secret that Damian wasn’t much of a laugher. He only seemed to chuckle when he beat someone at something or if someone did something dumb. Last week, Jason was carrying a shit ton of guns (I really don’t know anything abt these other characters, please forgive me 🙏🏽) and dropped them. Most of them went off and shot holes into the walls, Bruce was annoyed to say the least. Damian had actually chuckled at the incident, everyone else was too busy making sure they didn’t get shot to notice. But not Dick. Dick was determined to get Damian to laugh again, being raised in the League of Assassins made Damian act way too mature for his age. He needed to be brought down a notch.

“…I don’t know,” Damian said with a sigh, he knew where this was going.

“To prove he’s no chicken!” Dick enthusiastically revealed.

“Grayson, that “joke” was more pathetic than your sparring skills. I do not wish to partake in.. whatever this is,” Damian said sourly as he walked away.

Dick signed in defeat, but he wouldn’t give up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick spent the next few days observing Damian, he needed to know what made the black haired boy smile. Unfortunately Damian didn’t do that unless someone was in dismay. But soon enough, post-breakfast, he got his answer.

“Titus sit,” Damian said to the Great Dane in front of him.

Titus obeyed and sat down, not moving an inch. Damian went to the cupboard and scooped out some kibble for his pet. He put this, along with a piece of raw chicken and some bone broth, into Titus’s bowl and stood up.

“You may go,” Damian said, Titus shot up immediately and went straight for his bowl.

Damian stroked the dogs back as he ate.

“I may be a vegetarian, but I would never force that onto such a carnivorous animal,” Damian mumbled to himself, unaware that Dick was looking on.

Titus quickly finished his meal and raised his head up towards Damian. Damian pet in between his ears, Titus licked his hand in appreciation as his tail waved from side to side. Dick finally got what he was looking for.

Damian chuckled as he pulled his hand back and wiped it on his pants. 

“Oh my god,” Dick thought to himself as Damian and his companion walked out the kitchen, “Damian’s ticklish,”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick was pacing in his room, deep in thought. How could he get himself into a position where tickling Damian would be one, appropriate. Two, doable (meaning he’d have the upper hand and Damian couldn’t fight back). And three, not embarrass him. Yes Dick desperately wanted to give Damian a sense of childhood but not at his expense. 

Dick didn’t notice when Damian knocked on the door, or when he just opened it and walked in.

“-Grayson!” Damian shouted, breaking Dick out of thought.

“Oh heh-hey baby bat, what do you need?” Dick asked.

“I have called on you repeatedly. It is time for us to spar, if you want to get close to as good as me then we mustn’t waste time,” Damian stated, already turning to leave.

“Wait!” Dick said abruptly.

“What now Grayson?” Damian said as he turned his head.

Dick wasn’t sure why he had Damian stop, it just spilled out of him.

“Uhmmm,” Dick dragged on, trying to find an excuse.

“I swear if this is another one of your “jokes”, they -or you- lack any ability to make anyone laugh,” Damian said as he turned his body towards Dick and crossed his arms. 

Dicks lightbulb went off as he heard Damian say that, he remembered exactly what he needed to do.

“I was just gonna suggest we spar- uh, in here,” Dick said as he slinked around Damian and closed the door (Damian will thank me later).

“Tt, that is ridiculous even for you. A little too ridiculous…” Damian said, mumbling that last part as he kept his eyes on Dick.

“What are you planning?” Damian suspiciously asked, backing up a bit when Dick took a few steps forward.

“I’m planning on being a good brother,” Dick said as he jumped towards Damian.

The pair began to -play?- wrestle, it wasn’t long until they were rolling all over the floor.

“This is uncouth, let me up this instant!” Damian demanded as he tried to pull from Dicks grasp.

“Oh stop your blabbering,” Dick said as he pulled Damian off the floor, dragged him kicking and screaming to his couch, and pushed him into it. 

“This is hardly sparring, I will not wrestle with my enemies nor will I wrestle with you,” Damian said, looking at Dick who crouched down to meet his eye level.

“You are being an annoying-” Damian started.

“You’re being awfully rude for someone who’s about to get tickled.” Dick said, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

“Excuse me?” Damian said in a monotone voice, eyes glaring into Dicks soul (Dick didn’t expect that reaction).

“Look Dami, I love you, but this has to happen.” Dick said as he raised his hands and wiggled his fingers.

Damian’s glare somehow got even worse, he really inherited Bruce’s ability to glare into your soul didn’t he? Dick was distracted for one millisecond, Damian used this millisecond to jump out of the couch; only to be caught by Dick and placed back on. Like a toddler getting out of a car seat.

Dick playfully smiled before digging his hands into Damian’s sides. Damian only flinched (badly) at first, unwilling to give Dick the reaction he wanted. He only squirmed a little while trying to stay as still as possible while figuring out an escape plan.

“Cmon lil D, you’re thirteen. You need to have fun, be carefree, laugh,” Dick listed off, Damian just struggled trying to escape.

Damian’s scowl slowly started to turn into a smile as he began to squirm around. Dick switched from his sides to his ribs, Damian started to grab at his hands and kick at Dick. The kicking was so annoying (and he actually got a good hit in) that Dick had to use one arm to keep Damian’s legs from moving around. That’s when Damian realized there was no escaping this.

“BAHAHAhahahaha!” Damian laughed. Unfortunately, it was muffled due to him putting all the fight left in him into covering his face with his hands.

“Awww that was the sweetest thing I’ve heard all week,” Dick cooed, it only made Damians face (what he could see of it) flush red.

“Lemme see your smile I bet it’s just precious, and your UNmuffled laughter. Pleaseeee,” Dick asked.

“Nohohoho!” Damian said while laughing and shaking his head no.

“Well you can’t say I didn’t ask nicely,” Dick said, moving his hand from Damian’s ribs and the one around his legs to his armpits

(Side note, I hate that word. “Armpit” just sounds so vile, but Ik underarm means something different and not everyone will know what I’m trying to say. It grosses me out so bad, anyway back to the fic)

Damian squealed and jolted, it was obvious he wanted to put his arms down to protect himself. But then his face would be revealed.

“Put your arms down, you know you want to,” Dick said smugly.

After a few moments, Damian couldn’t take it anymore and his arms shot down. He had a huge smile on his face with laughter spilling out, and he was flushed a deep red. His hair was also kinda messed up. 

“Omigosh you look adorable!” Dick exclaimed, making Damian somehow blush even more. 

Damian tried to use his newly freed legs to kick at Dick, but instead Dick caught them and pushed them away.

“Okay okay relax,” Dick said, stopping the tickles on his younger brother.

“Yohohou are thehe wohohorst,” Damian said as he began to curl his legs into himself.

Dick raised an eyebrow and squeezed Damians knee, making the younger boy jump, fall onto his side, and curl into himself further as he laughed.

“You really are an adorable boy Dami,” Dick said as he sat down next to Damian on the couch and ruffled his hair.

“My previous, statement, still stands,” Damian said between breaths as he sat up.

“You need to learn to just relax once in a while, don’t get me wrong I’d be happy to tickle you whenever I feel like you haven’t been taking a break from, uh, being you,” Dick started, Damain narrowed his eyes at the last part.

“But I would prefer you to have healthy habits,” Dick finished.

“I can’t stop being “uh, me”” Damian mocked, although there was truth to his words.

“Then you can just ask me for some help,” Dick said, raising his hand and wiggling his fingers for a hot second (Damian had to look away, Dick chuckled).

“How’d you like the sparring session? Are you willing to switch it up every once in a while?” Dick asked as he got off the couch.

“It was adequate. I must get my revenge,” Damian said as he followed Dick, skimming over the first part but Dick still heard it loud and clear.

“Justice not vengeance,” Dick said, quoting Bruce.

“My vengeance will be justice,” Damian said, eyes narrowing as he opened the door.

#tickle fic #damain wayne #lee!damian Wayne #Ler!dick Grayson #dcamu #platonic/brotherly #Batcest DNI #I spent over an hour on this idk why #Someone ask me to make headcanons PLEASE

[theritingraven]

I’m not loving how they added the straight flag (not even straight ally just straight???) and messed up the lesbian flag. The first one is upside down with an extra stripe and the other one is the lipstick lesbian one aka a transphobic flag/identity that is not valid and no longer used. How hard is it to just search up what the flag looks like and draw 5 colors???

DC Pride #1 - “Super Pride” (2022)

written by Devin Grayson art by Nick Robles & Triona Farrell

#Disappointed #I do like canon bisexual Jon #They did Damian so dirty 🥴 #Lesbian flag gone wrong #DC #jon kent #damian wayne

[theritingraven]

Robin Fails Are Aren’t Funny

This is a tickle fic between Damian and Jon (platonic) 756 words, enjoy!

“Are you laughing at me?” A very familiar voice asked.

Jon turned to face Damian, who was playing around with Titus.

The two boys were in Damian’s room where one of their many sleepovers was taking place. Normally they did these kinds of activities at Jon’s house, but his dad had an important interview going on and they couldn’t risk making too much noise (which was pretty much impossible for the pair). Jon sat near the edge of the bed while Damian was on the floor next to him, petting his Great Dane.

“Technically,” Jon shrugged, with a smile he held up his phone and showed Damian a video.

The video was Robin slipping on the edge of a roof as he jumped off, a faint noise of surprise could be heard as he grabbed his grappling hook and shot it at a building. Swinging himself to the next ledge.

Damian’s eyes grew narrower as the video progressed. More of Robins (Damian’s) fails were shown, one after the other.

“Cease showing me this nonsense,” Damian said as he turned away from the screen.

“It’s hilarious dude, a whole five minutes of you screwing up! And you say I make too many mistakes,” Jon said with a giggle as he laid down and rolled onto his back, head hanging off the edge of the bed. He was still looking at -now upside down- Damian.

“You do,” Damian said firmly.

“I make mistakes sure but I’m only ten, you’re thirteen and have wayyyy more experience,” Jon started. Damian turned around and glared at Jon, that should’ve been his signal to shut up.

“What’s your excuse,” Jon said smugly.

Jon giggled at Damian’s very frustrated face (I imagine it's hilarious ok). Damian wasn’t amused at being embarrassed like this.

“Giggle one more time, I dare you Kent,” Damian said as he crossed his arms. Glaring at the younger kryptonian.

“Ha, ha, ha,” Jon said, making sure to single out each “ha”.

Damian scowled and leapt onto the bed beside Jon, then he grabbed the other boy's wrists (which wasn’t hard, he was moving quickly and Jon’s wrists were already close together on account of him holding his phone). 

“Lemme go!” Jon said as he tried to break out of Damian’s grasp. He could’ve easily gotten free within seconds but wanted to refrain from accidentally hurting the other boy. 

“You wanna laugh? I’ll give you something to laugh about,” Damian said as he took his other hand and started to tickle Jon’s side.

“HAHAhahahaha dahahamihihian!” Jon said as he laughed while squirming about.

“What now Kent,” Damian answered.

“Stahahahap! Plehehehehese!” Jon begged.

Damian said nothing, he just glanced at Jons face before moving to his stomach. Jon lost it.

“NOHOHOHOHO!” Jon said as loud laughter echoed throughout the room. Jon was also now kicking (slightly at Damian) and squirming a lot more.

“Control yourself. If an enemy knew about this weakness of yours, you’d be in tremendous trouble,” Damain commented, needing to tighten his grip on Jon’s wrists.

“Good thing I’m the only threat you really have to worry about,” Damian continued.

Jon could think of many ways to respond to him, but it’d be futile considering how he could barely breathe. 

“No response? Maybe I should do this more often. Getting you to shut up has been a passion project,” Damain said with a smirk.

 Damian could tell that Jon was starting to feel a bit drained; he’d stop, but not before a big bang to end the tickles. He stopped tickling Jon but kept a tight grip on his wrists, not like Jon could fight back anyways. 

“You’re… so… mean..” Jon said between breaths of air.

“You don’t even know,” Damian said as he quickly lifted Jon’s shirt a little and make eye contact with him.

“Wait wait wait I take it back I take it back!” Jon quickly pleaded, trying to get away once more.

Damian ignored him and just blew a raspberry right on his stomach, Jon’s laughter was deafening.

Damian let go of Jon’s wrists and slid back onto the floor where Titus awaited him. After giggles flooded the room.

“Why dihihid yohohou do thahat,” Jon said as he held his stomach and curled up into a ball.

“Hey, you wanted something to laugh about. It’s not going to be me,” Damian said as he resumed petting his precious dog.

Jon rolled his eyes and grabbed his phone, continuing to scroll through it.

#damian wayne #jon kent #ler!damian #Lee!jon #super sons #tickle fic #I wrote this in like 30 mins #Is that long or little for a 746 word fanfic??? #dc comics

[theritingraven]

I already have a few ideas but PLEASE pick a number (max is 3) and a few characters (max is 4 but I’d prefer just two of them), I have a list of my fandoms so pretty much any of those will work ^^ you can ask for it to be romantic but it’ll be default platonic (unless those characters are already dating)

Have fun 🤩

side note I’m doing this either way y’all are just open to make requests

More (Tickle) Fic Prompts!

As always, feel free to reblog for personal use!

1. “Are you laughing at me?”

2. “Did I hurt you?”

3. “Let me take a look at it.”

4. “You’re faking.”

5. “Are you seriously laughing right now?”

6. “Height doesn’t equal strength.”

7. “I’ll never speak to you again.”

8. “Lot of courage for someone who’s about to get tickled.”

9. “Me? Ticklish? Whahat…”

10. “I hate you!”

11. “Lie down, arms up.”

12. “This is so much better than what I had planned.”

13. “As if that’s gonna happen.”

14. “10…9…2…okay, time’s up!”

15. “You’re not allowed to hurt me.”

16. “Don’t make a sound.”

17. “Giggle one more time, I dare you.”

18. “Would it be easier if I counted down?”

19. “Trust me, it can wait.”

20. “Let me tickle you.”

21. “What are you so afraid of?”

22. “I love you, but this has to happen.”

23. “This is going to tickle. A lot.”

24. “Not in front of them!”

25. “Well this is quite the discovery.”

#Prompt #tickle content #this’ll be fun

[theritingraven]

I rlly rlly rlly rlly REALLY wanna make a fanfic series abt a batfam reality tv show (I fucking love the ones I’ve read so far) but I don’t know ANYTHING abt the batfam outside of Damian and surface level info on Bruce and dick

#whyyyy #batfam reality show #That’d be so fucking funny irl #Someone needs to do that #non tickles #raven #dcamu #batfam

[theritingraven]

I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED ON TIKTOK WITH SONIC.EXE AND OMG. I SAW ANIMATIONS N STUFF AS A KID BUT WHAT I HAVE JUST WITNESSED WAS HORRIFYING IM SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO SLEEP SOON 😭

plus I actually teared up afterwards and she’d a singular tear WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

#sonic.exe #scary #non tickles

[theritingraven]

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS AMAZING

whenever I feel kinda confused on what’s specifically going on yet Ik what’s basically going on, that’s when I’m reading something GOOD

The Anomaly of Jonathan Samuel Kent

AO3

Summary: Damian Wayne was, above all else, adaptable. If there was something he didn’t understand, he’d learn it, or he’d work around it. This included all aspects of his life, and while some have proved more difficult than others, there was never a challenge that he couldn’t overcome. He simply hadn’t been trained to allow it.

Until, that is, he had the great misfortune of befriending the biggest wrench there’d ever been in this meticulous, perfected planning of his.

It all fell apart here, in the blink of an eye, because of one Jonathan Samuel Kent. And it was driving Damian mad.

… … … … … … … … … … … … … .

Damian is not too proud to admit that he doesn’t understand people.

Logistically speaking, that statement is untrue. He knows people. He knows what options they’re most likely to pick in a panicked situations, where their major arteries are, a handful of their languages and the intricacies each requires, that many will sacrifice their safety for another (which was a horribly inconvenient trait, and one his family excelled at), and that there were a million different ways for them to lie. Oftentimes, the only way to catch a lie was to know the one way they tell the truth.

Those are facts, though. Knowledge on expected reactions are realities that anyone could learn. Not as skillfully as him, of course, but they could still always know the basics.

What Damian meant was that he simply didn’t…understand how they worked as people. Individuals.

Keep reading

#this is perfect #i love it #damian wayne #jon kent #i wish my friendships were like this #super sons #non tickles

[theritingraven]

I love this so much

[In the Batmobile]

Damian: Ok remember what I told you, ease your foot off the break then gently press the gas.

Jon: Alright Alright I got it.

[batmobile shoots backwards]

Damian: GENTLE. I SAID GENTLE. AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO BACKWARDS?

Jon: YOU DIDNT SAY IT WAS IN REVERSE

Damian: WHAT?! DID YOU THINK “R” MEANT READY. PUT IT IN DRIVE

Jon: I KNOW I KNOW STOP YELLING-

Batman: Damian…what do you think you’re doing

#damian wayne #jon kent #super sons #non tickles

[theritingraven]

Yes and during battle he will yell “COMPLIMENT ME” and use his tail as a way to smack his opponent 😈

Thought; Garfield literally being unable to not wag his tail when he’s happy. Like, as he much as he doesn’t want to, if he’s happy or excited, it will wag. And the rest of the team teasing him for it.

Raven; You know, you’re a really good asset to the team.

Garfield: Noooo!

Tail: thumpthumpthump.

Starfire: Your jokes are soooo funny and entertaining.

Garfield: Stop it!!!

Tail: Thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

Cyborg: Bro, you literally bring light into our lives in a deep and meaningful way.

Garfield, covering his face with his hands: You’re being so mean to me this so embarrassing

Tail: Thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump

#beast boy #garfield logan #teen titans #teen titains go