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when the amazing devil said "i cannot find the words to keep you" (new york torch song) and "if i'm good will you come back?" (two minutes) and "my entire life, it's running away too fast, watching everyone you ever loved walk past, never really quite getting the knack of knowing no one will ever come back for you" (pruning shears) and "nothing quite prepares you for when they don't come back" (ruin)

but also "if only you could hear my voice but you are screaming far too loud to hear me swear, just because i left doesn't mean that i'm not still there" (welly boots) and "if i don't make it back from where i've gone just know i loved you all along" (inkpot gods)

#the amazing devil #how am I just now noticing the themes of abandonment issues in their music lmao #relatable content

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#dungeon meshi #marcille

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

#good omens #STOPPPPPP MR GAIMAN!!!! #this is the best possible answer I’m gonna cry

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#the Witcher #joey batey #liam hemsworth #the POWER this moment has lmao #I’ve seen no less than 15 different versions of this gifset #I’ve seen more than one person converted to being cautiously optimistic about Liam based on the table read stuff alone #Joey Batey giggling is actually something that can be so personal

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THAT CREAKING YOU HEAR IN MY BONES ITS NOT PAIN ITS APPLAUSE

#the amazing devil #one of THE lyrics of all time

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The Amazing Devil truly knocked it out of the park with Fair in terms of love songs i mean its got everything. Domesticity, deep adoration, confessions of love when youre sure no one else can hear, a that's what she said joke, yogurt, genuinely dont think there's a more romantic song on the face of the earth

#the amazing devil #fair #favorite song of all time bar none #I’ve listened to it. so many times.

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#the witcher #joey batey #liam hemsworth #a deeply important giggle

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"What the fuck did you mean, flattered?"

Jamie glances at Roy on the bike behind him. "What?"

"Look where you're fucking going," Roy snaps, and Jamie looks back ahead just in time to dodge someone wheeling a pram. "I said, what the fuck did you mean when you said you were flattered that everyone thought you were gay? Why is that flattering?"

Jamie is confused for a moment that he's bringing this up now, then remembers Roy wasn't in the room for that. Someone must have mentioned it to him. "Always wanted to be gay," he explains.

"Why?"

Jamie shrugs. "Better clothes. Better clubs. Way better hookup apps. Plus, men are dead sexy."

There is a very long silence. Jamie glances back again just to make sure Roy hasn't fallen off the bike.

"You think men are sexy," Roy says flatly. "As in, you would like to have sex with them?"

"Yeah," Jamie sighs. "I think about it all the time."

Another long silence, then: "Have you ever heard the word bisexual?"

"Oh yeah, that's people who get to bang both! The fucking dream, innit. Wish that were me."

The rope around Jamie's waist starts to jerk rhythmically. He looks back to find Roy banging his head against the handlebars of the bike. "I don't—even—get fucking—paid for this," he's mumbling, and that's all Jamie catches before he crashes full-on into a streetlamp.

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #honestly this is canonical as far as I’m concerned

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THE WAY ANYA AND LIAM GOT JOEY GIGGLING AND KICKING HIS FEET OH WERE SO BACK

#the Witcher #to watch after work

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nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

#critical role #it’s not necessarily their fault #i just had a friend who ruined it for me #he spent hours telling me first about his personal d&d campaign #and then about critical role #and when I tried to respond in kind by telling him a little bit about the adventure zone (which I was freshly into) #he immediately cut me off and said ‘yeah I’m not going to listen to that. You should def watch critical role though!’ #after I had spent literal hours listening to him talk. He couldn’t give me the time of day. It was very frustrating #so now I’ve got permanent beef with critical role #ALSO Matt Mercer’s character on Pirates of Leviathan chose to actively LEAVE Garthy O’Brien #which is insane and objectively the wrong choice #so I have beef with him too. If it was me I’d simply devote my life to whatever Garthy O’Brien wanted from me #I’m built different #(no but really… I know that him going back to pirating was probably the right choice for him… #but it kinda feels like he used Garthy for his own healing without actually getting to know them ya know?? #idk it just didn’t sit right with me and I’d kill and die for Garthy O’Brien so it’s another strike against Matt Mercer)

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My favorite leverage bit is when they have agreed on names for cons that they never explain but reference absolutely bonkers bits of. Like. “Yeah I was running a Blue Spiked Fish but then I lost the wig and had to turn it into a Seventh Taco on the fly.” “Where on earth did you get the firefighter uniform??” “Had one in the closet from running a Cicada job earlier that year.” Beautiful. Perfect. They could do this every episode.

#leverage #love this #an important list

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the thing i feel people don't really take enough into account when it comes to arthur's supposed obliviousness regarding merlin's magic is that merlin is the absolute opposite of what arthur has been raised to believe sorcerers to be. merlin is clumsy and kind and - in the earlier seasons - like walking sunshine. he so obviously has negative desire for actual power, nor any respect for it, and while arthur absolutely knows that merlin isn't stupid, he 100% is an idiot.

and it's not stupid or ignorant on his part! people just do this, whenever they are taught someone who does or believes a certain thing is inherently evil! it's never the friendly guy next door who snacks half of your breakfast and then just grins when you complain, obviously not! arthur trusts merlin even early on, and beyond belief later on. of course merlin can basically do magic in front of him, because there is no part of arthur that actually thinks someone like merlin could have magic. you don't see what you're 100% convinced can't be there. if he ever got there, his already brittle construct of indoctrination and supposed repeated confirmation of said construct would crumble immediately! as it does in dotd after like, a day. it only doesn't in regards to morgana because as far as arthur is concerned, the moment she started using magic she became the cold and ruthless enemy he still couldn't bring himself to actually pursue! like.

it's very easy to think it's startingly oblivious, but one thing i really wish people would keep in mind a little more is that the viewer watches from a different point of view, and operates with a whole other set of information. that arthur operates under a certain worldview in an environment that does not teach to question it at all, and gives little opportunity to do so. it's actually wild arthur questions uther's teachings as often as he does, and considering that every time he does, they, to his knowledge, just get confirmed again (nimueh, morgause, morgana, uther's death, and so on and so forth), it's even wilder that he keeps doing it

#Merlin #bbc merlin #this is a very good point #I do however maintain that Arthur is a little dumb lmao #honestly Gwen is the one who should’ve seen it tbh #or Gwaine! #SOMEONE

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the polyamory couldn't save them in the end. but it matters that it was there

#leverage #lmaooooooo

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For the record, I am fully loving keeping up with 911 from afar. Have I ever watched even a second of the show? Absolutely not. But I've seen so many scenes via gifsets. I've seen so many opinions on the direction they could or should take Those Boys. I think I am legitimately having more fun living vicariously though this fandom than I ever could actually watching the show.

I haven't felt this way since Supernatural, and I forgot how fun it is. Thank you 911 fandom.

#911 #911 abc #buddie #I hope those boys kiss #but only after a lot of active pining #like. pining they're both aware of #we need more gay yearning in media #specifically gay yearning with a happy ending #I hope next season there's a wedding #keep posting yall I'm living for it

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The Witcher | 3.08 'The Cost of Chaos'

#the witcher #jaskier #underrated jaskier line tbh #it's just like his whole character distilled into one exchange lmao #if this man can do one thing it is deflect

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farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

#dungeon meshi #op you’re so right #I love those lesbians #in other news I’m having to watch this show one episode per week now that I’ve caught up #it’s agony after binging the first half of the season in one sitting #i love this show though it’s like. my ideal media experience. #i feel like it was made for me personally

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No, but like, imagine you're jaskier. A bard painfully in love with your weirdly mutated wolf witcher. A magical thing tells you the story of the first ever dog Witcher, and you're like "ok, cool" and then she tells you how this fucking dog is in love with a BARD who gets called basically the same things you get called.

And they are in mutual love and it's like the best most romantic love to be ever existed.

And you're there. Ok, cool, fuck you too.

#the witcher #blood origin #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #lmao poor dude. rip.