things-that-make-me-slytherin

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

Update: I am covid free but that test was very unpleasant

My bf has the flu, I caught it and now I have to get tested for covid bc I work for a government agency. We also have 2 covid cases in Byron which is 40ish mins from our town. I have avoided all this covid bullshit while it was a major thing here and as soon as I get a decent job I have to get tested

Its not the worst thing in the world obvs but I'm not a good patient/sick person and I've been waiting for nearly 2hrs

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

My bf has the flu, I caught it and now I have to get tested for covid bc I work for a government agency. We also have 2 covid cases in Byron which is 40ish mins from our town. I have avoided all this covid bullshit while it was a major thing here and as soon as I get a decent job I have to get tested

Its not the worst thing in the world obvs but I'm not a good patient/sick person and I've been waiting for nearly 2hrs

#fuck covid

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

history of magic meme // one villian [ 1 / 1 ] → lord voldemort ––– –– greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

#i put a spell on queue #hp #edit #slytherin

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

as much as i appreciate the increased usage of they/them pronouns as a non binary person that uses those pronouns, y'all need to also understand that using they/them on someone who does not use they/them is still misgendering

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

So my body isn't a fan of the new job I keep crashing ridiculously early, like 6.30pm and not managing to study so I won't promise, but I will try get at least 3 asks done this week

#inbox update #ask updates #update

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

harry potter insta au

: pansy parkinson

#i put a spell on queue #pansy parkinson #harry potter Instagram #Harry Potter insta au #Harry Potter Instagram au #pansy parkinson insta #slytherin girl gang #slytherin girls #slytherin #tracey davis #millicent bulstrode #daphne greengrass #astoria greengrass #draco malfoy #blaise zabini #theodore nott

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

harry potter insta au

: daphne & astoria & millicent & tracey

#i put a spell on queue #daphne greengrass #astoria greengrass #millicent bulstrode #tracey davis #pansy parkinson #blaise zabini #draco malfoy #harry potter #slytherin #slytherin girl squad #slytherin girl gang #slytherin shit #slytherin girls #harry potter insta au #hp insta au #hp aesthetic #Slytherin Instagram

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

Pansy: Are you and Theo actually in love?

Daphne: I could ask the same thing about you and Draco

Pansy: touché

#i put a spell on queue #daphne greengrass #theodore nott #pansy parkinson #draco malfoy #nottgrass #dransy #platonic dransy #platonic nottgrass #slytherin #slytherin girls #hp character chat

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

Daphne: We're friends right? And friends tell each other everything. So can I read your diary

Pansy: Depends, can I read yours?

Daphne: We're no longer friends

#i put a spell on queue #slytherin girls #daphne greengrass #pansy parkinson #harry potter #hp character chat

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

❝— Какие же эти слизеринки сучки…

— Именно поэтому ты смотришь на них с откровенной завистью?❞

#i put a spell on queue #harry potter #slytherin #slytherin house #slytherin pride #slytherin girls #slytherin aesthetic #slytherin moodboard

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

harry potter insta au

: galentines pt 1

#i put a spell on queue #angelina johnson #tracey davis #katie bell #daphne greengrass #gryffindor #Slytherin #slytherin girls #gryffindor girls #harry potter social media au #harry potter insta au #harry potter instagram au #harry potter instagram #hp insta au #hp aesthetic

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

harry potter insta au

: galentines pt 2

#i put a spell on queue #pansy parkinson #alicia spinnet #millicent bulstrode #padma patil #harry potter #harry potter insta au #slytherin #hp insta au #gryffindor #gryffindor girls #slytherin girls #harry potter social media au #harry potter instagram au #harry potter instagram #hp aesthetic

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

• SLYTHERIN GIRLS AESTHETIC •

❝выглядит словно самый прекрасный невинный цветок, под листьями которого скрывается смертоносная змея.❞

#i put a spell on queue #slytherin #slytherin aesthetic #slytherin girls #harry potter #harry potter aesthetic #harry potter moodboard

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

• SLYTHERIN AESTHETIC •

❝Ум без амбиций подобен птице без крыльев.❞

#i put a spell on queue #slytherin aesthetic #slytherin girls #slytherin #harry potter aesthetic #harry potter moodboard

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

Slytherin: So I almost hit Gryffindor with my car. I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school had just left out… Anyway, this kid darts in front of my car and I hit the brakes-

Slytherin: And they fucking dab.

Slytherin: Their automatic response to almost getting hit by a car was to just fucking dab. Their last moments would've been a sick ass dab.

Slytherin: It was an out of body experience.

#i put a spell on queue #slytherin #gryffindor #accio hogwarts bullshit #hogwarts houses #hogwarts #harry potter

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

Happy Women’s History Month: 31 days of witches from the Wizarding World!

Day 21: Bellatrix Lestrange

Hogwarts Slytherin, House of Black, Death Eater

#i put a spell on queue #bellatrix lestrange #31 days of witches from the wizarding world #slytherin #death eater #bellatrix black

[things-that-make-me-slytherin]

Judge a man not by the size of his muscles, but by the amount of groceries he caries in one trip.

#i put a spell on queue