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not-rab · 6 months

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Regulus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

James: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Regulus: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

James: Is it working?

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rhetorical-conscience · 6 months

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Barty: Wait, I thought you guys were dating.

Regulus: What? No. Why would you think that?

Dorcas: To be fair, I also thought you two were dating.

Regulus:

Evan: Raise your hand if you thought James and Regulus were dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Regulus:

Regulus: James, put your hand down.

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moondustinfj · 3 months

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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

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marvelomadness06 · 2 months

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*studying in the library*

James: …

Regulus: …

James: …

Regulus: …

James: …

Regulus: …

James: …

Regulus: …

James: What do you think would happen if you peed on a jellyfish?

Regulus: *bangs head violently against table*

#marauders #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #Jegulus #starchaser #wolfstar #love #library #ADHD James #Jamie 🫶🏻#Jim jam #regulus is too used to his shit #hogwarts #james & peter & remus & sirius #gryffindor #slytherin #marauders incorrect quotes

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kairospy · 6 months

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When i say James Potter is the little spoon I mean Regulus hates having his back turned to anyone, hates having people where he can’t see them, hands on him while he’s unaware, but James loves being held at any given moment

Movie date? He’s pressed against Regulus’ side. Hanging out with Sirius? They’re essentially holding hands. He will plop down on Regulus’ lap randomly and all Regulus does is change the book to the other hand so he can play with James’ hair

#rbjp #as in by being the big spoon Regulus can control how much touch he offers #and you can’t convince me James Fleamont potter wouldn’t prefer being the litte spoon anyway #and regulus pressing kisses to James nape-#yeah no James wouldn’t give that up for shit #and Regulus would love the feeling of getting to hold onto James #this man who never stays still for a second postivekymelting the moment Regulus’ arms are around him #and James would feel so *safe*#having this guy who’d snap someones neck for breathing wrong at his back?#he’s never felt (and been) safer in his life #jegulus #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders #regulus black #regulus x james #regulus black x james potter #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles #the pantheon #sirius black #r.a.b #marauders headcanon #james potter hc #regulus black headcanons

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moonytoastx · 4 months

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Regulus: "Are you sure you're fine?"

Barty: "Yeah, i- it's just these onions."

Regulus:

Barty:

Regulus: "Those are potatoes."

#slytherin shits #slytherin #slytherin skittles #marauders era #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #barty crouch jr #regulus black #incorrect quotes #wolfstar #james & peter & remus & sirius

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silverameco · 2 months

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Evan spends half his time saying "shut the fuck up" to Barty

(and he does shut up 'cause that man is whipped)

#barty crouch jr #there's way too much shit coming out of that man's mouth #we love him for it tho #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #rosekiller #barty × evan #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #slytherin skittles

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cisusnar · 6 months

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Nobody understands us. And they won't understand until it is far too late

#tom riddle #tom marvolo riddle #voldemort #harry potter #tom riddle fanart #tomarry #tf am i posting harry potter shit in 2023 #fuck jkr #harry potter fanart #harry potter art #digitalart #digitalartist #digital illustration #fanart #illustration #artists on tumblr #tom marvolo riddle gaunt #slytherin

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rosemarilee · 1 year

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James: you can’t just go around murdering people!

Regulus: But he was mean to you!

James: so what? You’re mean to me on a daily basis

Regulus:

James: *grabs the bloody knife from regulus* No!

Regulus: but-

James: *shakes his head* no.

#regulus being a little shit #regulus fanfiction #marauders #jegulus #james loves regulus #regulus black #harry potter #james potter #regulus being regulus #regulus loves james #slytherin skittles #incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #jegulus incorrect quotes

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crimsonlovebartylus · 17 days

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don't imagine Barty on his knees begging and sobbing to kreacher to find out where Regulus is, and if hes alive and to take him with because no world is sane without his Regulus.

but Regulus last dying wish was, "don't let barty die because of me." so Kreacher just apparates away, leaving a curl up Barty in Regulus bed as he cries and feels a little of sanity slip away.

#regulus black #barty crouch jr #bartylus #the marauders #i got my period #so the chances of me writing some angsty shit is high #harry potter #marauders #dead wizards from the 70s #starkiller #slytherin #slytherin skittles #gay dead wizards #barty and regulus are soulmates

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littleliterarylesbian · 9 months

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Evan Rosier who's trying to convince his sister's girlfriend to leave her for him but it's only because he wants to be legally named Evan Evans and this is the objectively funniest way to do it.

Barty, his own boyfriend, is all for the notion, Pandora, said sister, is less than amused.

#evan is on his knees begging lily for a chance simply for the shits and giggles #“please ill be so much better for you then her ill be the best boyfriend you ever had”#now the real question is would lily play along or also just sigh and try to get hin to stop #marauders era #marauders #harry potter #evan rosier #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #lily evans #pandora lovegood #pantheon #pandora rosier #pandalily #pandlily #pandora x lily #rosekiller #rosier twins #slytherin skittles #.theadcanons

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not-rab · 27 days

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James: I’m gay

Remus: I know

James: …

James: Do u think Regulus knows?

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rhetorical-conscience · 4 months

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Barty: No one can hurt me if I'm cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone.

Evan: Hey :)

Barty, already sweating: Shit.

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347-emeraldbitch · 2 months

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Harry, Ron, & Hermione: Why are you here and not in the library studying?

Percy: Someone started a rumor that the pure bloods are so inbred they’re illiterate. Slytherin took that personally because reasons so now they’ve taken over the library.

Hermione: More competition? Good.

Percy: We’ll see when the next progress reports come out.

…………………………………🐍🐍🐍………………………….

Hermione: The Slytherins have taken over the top spots in every year’s ranking!!! And EVERY TIME I walk into the library they hiss!!!!

Harry: Their pettiness and spite are something to admire. I think I saw Snape smile.

Ron: Percy!!!! I saw you sitting with them!!!!

Percy: Do NOT judge me!!!! They brought books from their old pure blood family libraries. I’m not a fool!!!!

Hermione: *runs to the library*

#percy weasley #harry potter #hp #ron weasley #hermione granger #talk shit get hit #slytherin #I want to read old books too #Hermione is gonna bully them until they let her see one

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yourgalgremlin · 22 days

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