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nixnight1 · 2 days

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Mi jefe me hizo un té 😭😭😭

Anyway...

I want to write a bartylus one shot, but one where Barty doesn't die, you know?

Lonely dancers

Like...

Barty and Regulus marry each other young and nobody knows that, till they find out and everyone is so upset because one: "wtf you didn't tell us?!" And two: "You didn't invited to your wedding you cunt!!!" So they decide to just plan a bigger wedding with everyone they love? And Regulus decides that if he's going to have a bigger wedding, he wants Sirius in it, so he decides to be brave and contact his brother

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not-rab · 9 months

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James: Why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals?

Regulus: Why does Barty have pockets when he has no money or goals?

Barty: I didnt even say anything what-

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moondustinfj · 3 months

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*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

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chasingthestarss · 2 months

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Barty: point is, we need to try it.

Regulus: but that’s illegal.

Barty:

Evan:

Regulus: I’m just fucking with you, I’m in.

Evan: I was in when I heard illegal.

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gods-graveyard · 5 months

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Slytherin skittles soft headcanons

Regulus has a "Doll" mode where he basically dissosiates and acts like the "Perfect Pureblood heir" his family desired. His friends all have different ways of dealing when hes like this

Pandora strokes his hair and sings lullubies, sometimes in french

Dorcas does all his homework on his behalf after wrapping him in blankets so he can cool down

Marlene paints his nails and rambles about all the gossip and rumors floating around the school

Evan will move him to the glass windows by the lake and watch the water silently by his side

Barty will make an utter fool of himself or start making outragous claims like "Im pretty sure the sun is an illusion and were just being gaslit into believing in it" because he knows it makes Reggie laugh

When Pandora and Evan were little and one of them had nightmares, they would sneak into eachother's rooms. Now at Hogwarts the first time Pandora had a nightmare she broke into the Slytherin common room. Now every time Evan misses his sister he knows he can just want her to come and there she is, they claim "twin telepathy". Also No one knows how she keeps getting in, she doesn't know the password- but who tf is going to stop her from seeing her brother??

Every time Barty gets an angry owl from his dad, he gets so overwhelmed by anger to the point being called by their name makes him want to scream. So all his friends start calling him "idiot" "pretty boy" "raccoon" "dumbass" respectivly until he calms down.

Dorcas is an overachiver and will run herself into the ground trying to be the "best" and meet her own perfectionist standards. They sometimes steal her homework to do it on her behalf, shes so sleep deprived the only way she notices it wasnt her is no one but Evan has a perfect immitation of her handwriting. She appreciates it nonetheless

Marlene impulse dyes or cuts her hair, peirce's her ears, gives herself a stick and poke. Anything that proves she is in control of herself and that her decisions have an impact. But of course one too many patchy jobs, choppy bangs, and infected peircings or tattoos and things had to change. Now she can go to her friends, demand a septum and Evan is pulling out some rubber gloves, Regulus some expensive jewlery, and Dorcas and Pandora grab face masks and other self care stuff to do afterwards. Barty always insists on doing it as well, that way if she does get dresscoded she isn't alone.

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reggies-fake-horcrux · 6 months

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barty has DEFINITELY been bitchslapped before

#the marauders era #marauders fandom #hp marauders #regulus black #james potter #barty crouch jr #regulus and evan and barty #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #rosekiller #barty x evan #regulus and barty #barty and regulus #barty jr #bartylus

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yourgalgremlin · 1 month

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Regulus to Barty:

“What’s your name again? Beelzebub? Blasphemous Crotch Jr?”

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rayssion · 7 months

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James: am I the only straight person in this group?

Barty: I've seen the way you look at Regulus, you are not that straight.

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regulusblock · 1 month

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Barty: can I have 2 tickets please?

Clerk at movies: sure, for romeo and juliet?

Barty: no, for regulus and me.

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kairospy · 7 months

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Regulus: where is that fucking idiot?

Barty: …I’m right here?

Regulus: surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 5 months

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I love how everyone in this fandom agrees that Barty is a ride or die friend

#harry potter #marauders era #marauders #barty and evan #evan and barty #barty and regulus #regulus and barty #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #regulus and evan and barty #barty x evan #evan x barty #bartylus #regulus x barty #rosekiller #idk #I just love how Barty is down for whatever #like his friends are truly everything to him #slytherin skittles

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nixnight1 · 4 months

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Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's

Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!

Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!

Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(

Regulus: Who's Regulus?

Barty: I already can't tell who is who

Sirius: Take that stuff off

Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!

Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"

Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww

Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him

James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing

Sirius: No, it's not!

Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!

Sirius: I don't say that

James: Well that's all you say

Remus and Barty: Yeah

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not-rab · 6 months

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[finding a dead body]

Regulus: How long do you think he’s been down there?

Barty *takes some dust off the skeleton and licks it*:

Barty: I’d say June of ’77

Regulus: You can tell by tasting it?

Barty: No there’s a newspaper next to him

Regulus: Then why’d you lick it?

Barty: C’mon how often do you get to taste a dead guy?

Regulus:

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themaraudersconstellation · 1 month

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barty and evan both agreed that if they have the oppurtunity to have a threesome with regulus they absolutely will

#hello beautiful people #i am back #probably not for long haha #sorry about that #anyway have some rosekiller as a treat #rosekiller #evan x barty #regulus and barty #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #barty x evan #regulus and evan and barty #evan rosier #marauders era #the slytherin skittles #slytherin skittles

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gods-graveyard · 5 months

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Evan, talking to an exasperated Pandora- I want someone worthy of our bloodline, someone powerful and competent to fuel my ambitions.

Bartemius Crouch Jr, running away from Regulus Black rapid firing hexes, turning around to stick his tongue out. Only to trip and fall over a bannister and land head first into a bush.

The bush sets on fire with his legs still sticking out.

Evan, already planning his wedding robes- I suppose he's good enough.

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reggies-fake-horcrux · 6 months

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barty gets put in time out by everyone else ALL THE TIME and he takes it seriously too regulus will say he's grounded and someone else will invite him somewhere and he's like "I can't I'm grounded >:(" ?????

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