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I love the joke, but in American English "Coffee coffee" means a plain black coffee and "cream cream" means regular dairy cream.

Technically, you could say that you want a coffee coffee with room for cream cream.

None of the other scenes got me laughing as hard as this one.

#english #language is weird

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I'm losing my voice and it's making me have The most pathetic little cough.

#i'm sick #again #why do i get sick every month?

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There's a trend thing going on on TikTok because someone asked women to choose between meeting a bear in the woods and meeting a man in the woods.

And so many of the men are 1) not fucking getting it and/or 2) proving the fucking point.

So many responses from women are "At least the bear would only kill and eat me".

And so many guys are like "The man might not kill you, but the bear will", which-

Y'all need to learn more about bears. Bears are like bees.

You leave them alone and they'll, usually, leave you alone.

SO many men just aren't getting it. To women, it's the equivalent of asking "Would you rather be in Deliverance or Friday the 13th?".

Because Jason Voorhees will only kill you.

#tiktok #tiktok trend #bear vs man #misogny

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Sometimes I get a craving for something that I can't just buy at the store and I have to make it from scratch. The results are always 50-50.

#i made bbq sauce #it was a little too spicy #but it was pretty damn good #food

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Turns out the hair was causing about 50% of my depression.

I may have fucked up and now I kind of look like an acorn, but I'm showering more often and that is supremely of the good.

#mental health #haircut

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Make sure someone saves it elsewhere as well. Google Drives often get deleted because of content.

Watcher google drive

i think the title is pretty self explanitory

Only ghost files on it atm but Mystery Files and Puppet History are next. Watcher has back pedalled on deleteing all their free content to lock it behind a pay wall but y'know what? maybe I just dont want to give them ad revenue anymore, which is evil but screw them. Also they may still back pedal on their back pedalling, which is to many pedals anyways.

#archive your archives

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Tell me you're out of touch without telling me you're out of touch.

Sarah and Steven will go first

We’re Leaving YouTube

#watcher #the economy is in shambles #i have no savings #my retirement plan is death #but sure #reach into my pocket #take what you feel you're owed

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

#save for later #i haven't read all of these yet

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Had a moment of panic earlier because I noticed that a bunch of the mailboxes downstairs were taped over, which means that that apartment is vacant, and I was worried that my building might be closing down.

But, I checked the company website and it turns out that a bunch of people left and no one's moved in. Which isn't great, but at least my lease isn't as at risk as it could have been.

#japan #apartment buildings #living

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#when you don't speak the language #but you still understand

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I bet Grifter's Bone has an amazing cover of Break Stuff.

#tma #limp bizkit #grifter's bone #break stuff is still my rage out song

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I went to a classroom I haven't been to in a long time.

No one warned me the station had been renovated.

It mostly complete, but I did get lost for 5 minutes trying to find the right exit.

Before the renovations, you'd just exit the ticket gate and you'd be on the street. Now, when you're coming from the city, you exit the ticket gate and you're behind the building.

You have to take the elevator up to the third floor (because the platform is slightly higher than the ground outside, so there's stairs to get to the "ground"), walk through a hallway, and then take the elevator back to the first floor.

Some poor old Japanese lady followed along behind me because she couldn't figure it out and I looked like I knew what I was doing.

And while I did get us where we needed to be, I am much more incompetent than I appear.

#public transportation #the signage was so bad #i found the east exit #but i have no idea where the west exit is #the sign for it pointed to the corner

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Playing Stardew Valley on the projector tonight!

#video game #stardew valley

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It's been at least a year since my Replies broke. I'd blame it on the Tumblr app, but even on desktop, I can't use Replies.

Anyone else out there that can't Reply to posts?

#tumblr #tumblr issues

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FREEDOM!

#hair #haircut

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In the space of three days, I've gone from "My hair is getting a bit long" to "I need this shit off right now".

#haircut #hair

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One of the things I adore about fanart for podcasts is that the listeners mostly decide what the characters look like.

Jonathan Sims is ethnic.

Cecil Baldwin has great hair.

Those are the only ones I can think of at the moment, but it's still neat!

#podcasts #tma #the magnus archives #wtnv #welcome to night vale