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Cancer Doesn’t Care About Your Crown

charles waited 75 years to be crowned king and got diagnosed with cancer within a year of his coronation. punishment for colonization in real time. 👍🏻

#king charles #british royal family

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DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH THIS REFERENCE???

The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal

He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind

And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot

And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump

And said, "boy, let me tell you what"

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too

And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you

Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy

But give the devil his due

I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul

'Cause I think I'm better than you"

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i have a theory that they could get Val to sign away the ownership of Angel’s soul if they just hide a contract in Val’s paperwork

this blind man would just see another dotted line to sign and whoops his number one porn star is now a free agent :)

#angel dust #hazbin hotel #valentino #hazbin hotel theory #crack

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IS THIS MAN OKAY??

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THATS MOLLY

ANGEL DUST’S SISTER

MOLLY

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So the duet song....

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this dude is so goddamn funny i hope he just gets increasingly more unhinged as the show progresses

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He’s neat, i like him so much

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reblogs very appreciated :3

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“this ship is not canon” babe, they’re fictional characters. they’re not real. they’re literally dolls we play with. we don’t care about whether or not these fictional characters’ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but it’s a bonus. it’s not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.

we don’t give a fuck if they didn’t kiss in “canon”. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and I’d say that’s more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!

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Binghe and Hua Cheng’s dishes have me crying with laughter 🤣

MXTX CHARACTERS IN A COOKING CONTEST

Let me introduce you to a little AU of mine.

Welcome to MEN(U) PLEASE! - a cooking contest where your favorit MXTX protagonists each invite the others to their home, and prepare and serve a menu of three meals and a beverage.

It's actually an animal-hybrid AU, so the contestants are Bingpup, Catyuan, Bunji, Bunxian, Foxcheng, and Stoatlian. I've been posting this AU on twt, one character card every day, but because of how tumblr posts work, I thought it would be better to post them all together.

Anyway, on this last day the audience can decide who should be the winner of the contest, hopefully at the end of this post I'll be able to put up a poll :D

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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pspspspspspsps

hey wangxian fic readers

here’s a tasty bamf!wei wuxian fic for you

send love to the author, enjoy you little gremlins 🫶🏻

Truth Will Out (when caught on video) - End_OTW_Racism! by KizuKatana

#wangxian #wei wuxian is so badass and so loved #wei wuxian is a genius #nhs is the ultimate wangxian supporter #the untamed #mdzs #mxtx #wangxian fic rec #wei wuxian #lan zhan #lwj x wwx

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BRUH

THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC SHIT IVE EVER READ

THEY DESERVE A SOFT EPILOGUE TOGETHER

i would like to express my condolences to everyone else in the room with these two

at least they’re all winning gold in third-wheeling

#orv spoilers #orv reaction #omniscient reader's viewpoint

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i would like to express my condolences to everyone else in the room with these two

at least they’re all winning gold in third-wheeling

#orv spoilers #orv reaction #omniscient reader's viewpoint

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oh my god

THIS IS NOT GOING WHERE I THINK ITS GOING, IS IT

OH MY FUCKING GOD

IM CRYING WHAT IS THIS STORY

#orv spoilers #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv reaction #monsterfucking #nsfw? idk

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about to go off on a Pearl Boy rant, just read the ending and I have Thoughts. trigger warnings in the tags, please read

1. chapter 79 and 80 ruined this story for me, watching Dooshik lead a gang rape after all the trauma that he’s watched Jooha go through was one of the most jarring experiences i’ve ever had in reading. how did we get here? Dooshik is the guy who always fucking saved the victims, whether he knew them or not. the idea that he organized and supervises a gang rape, comes up with this method on his own, and doesn’t even flinch is crazy to me. i thought he was going to join in at one point, that’s how bonkers this story got. the fact that Jooha finds out about it later is so so fucked up. this could’ve easily been just a torture scene and that WOULD have been in character for Dooshik! nothing else would’ve had to change, Jooha could still find out, the twins could’ve had their big moment, but no, Dooshik had to become a rapist in the final season and destroy everything his character stood for. generally i don’t complain about SA in bl stories because it’s so rampant but this is a crime against characterization

2. why didn’t Jooha get to kill Pilwon??? i thought the story was building to this from the moment Dooshik put the scissors in Jooha’s hands! he even goes to Pilwon’s house to kill him! confronts him on the roof yet the only thing he gets to do is act as the damsel! and then Pilwon gets killed offscreen by a side character!!! i cannot believe the writer fumbled the story when narrative satisfaction was right there.

3. why the two drownings?! if they were always going to die why did they drown twice?! first when they jumped off the cliff together and then a second time for no reason after they had found a bitterly sweet happy ending. it feels redundant and honestly it cheapens the second one which was already the weaker one.

4. Jooha died twice. first when he lost his memories after falling, but hey he got to fall in love all over again without the trauma or understanding of what he’s gone through with the man he loves. then he dies for real after chasing his cats onto thin ice. i cannot. pick a tragedy lane and stick to it goddamn it. Jooha was who i finished this story for and i was so upset to see how dirty this finale did him. when he walked out on the balcony with Dooshik and Pilwon and a chain around his wrist i thought maybe we’d get another badass Jooha moment where he whips that chain into Pilwon’s stupid dick face. hit his other eye. or at least he’d inherit Pilwon’s fortune after he dies since there was some adoption paperwork in place?

5. the main characters die after Jooha chases their cats out onto thin ice. wtf. where did that come from?! it honestly fucking feels like the writer gave up and slapped us with her balls on the way out the door

6. Choonbae briefly appears to fight Jooha because??? and then that doesn’t even fucking matter since Jooha loses his memory!?! the friends Dooshik has and his family literally don’t even matter which is so frustrating because i enjoyed his host friends so much and i wanted to meet his sister.

7. Choonbae was another character done so dirty because the manwha introduced him and made him seem like he was going to get more involved with Pilwon right before it dropped him harder than me as a baby. if Jooha wasn’t going to kill Pilwon then Choonbae would’ve been an acceptable replacement, especially if he saw what a monster he really was.

8. the pearls completely lost their significance the last season, but i think if the world saw that one revenge porn video then Jooha’s secret might’ve come out? plus by the end Pilwon isn’t even doing this for the pearls anymore, not even as a creepy memorabilia type thing. i just feel like the importance of the pearls to the villains and the danger of people finding out got strangled by the narrative

9. the author’s note at the end that claims this story was written out beforehand, i call BS. i feel pretty confident i can tell what storybeats were planned out and which ones were slapped together and this dumb tragedy ending where they drown together after chasing their cats is obviously the latter. it’s so frustrating to see this story fumbled in the third season, in the final act.

10. WHO IS RUNNING THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT IF THE LEADERS ARE ALL ON VACATION. I JUST WANT TO KNOW.

#pearl boy #tw triggers #discussions of SA gang rape and death #jin jooha #kang dooshik #triggering content #manhwa #choi pilwon