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yes, I’m waking up at 3am to watch Miss Americana, what about it bitch?

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We wish you a Merry Swiftmas and a Happy New Year’s (Day)!

#taylorswift #taylornation #taylurking #taylor swift #lover #christmas #christmas tree farm #swiftmas #family photo #yorkie #yorkshire terrier #Moxie #swifties #swifty #swiftie #taylor swift lover #merry swiftmas #reputation #new years day #notice me taylor

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Humans are weird and frustrating

An Alien’s observations on a Human subject.

~ Alien: “Human, why have you played this strange vocal frequency ten times?”

Human: “This is my emotional support song.”

*Later*

Alien: “Human, you are not feeling well! Allow me to play ‘Your emotional support song.’

Human: “Nah, now I’m sick of that song.”

~  A: “Why do you keep such a small blanket? This does not cover you, and you have many blankets that do.”

H: “It’s my baby blanket. People like to keep stuff from when they were babies.”

A: “But it serves no functional purpose!”

H: “It serves an emotional purpose.”

~  H: “This show’s not as good as remember. I remember loving this as a kid!”

A: “You remember it differently!?”

H: “Guess I had lower standards back then.”

A: “They were even lower?”

~ A: “Human, you have played the same disc of fictional entertainment fifteen times now.”

H: “And I enjoy it each time!” ~  A: “Human, I thought this vocal frequency made you terribly ill!”

H: “This song still slaps. I just needed a break from it.” A: “The frequencies can injure you…”

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The day Taylor sees the Grammy I made for RED is the day I can die happily

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chose your fighter

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I’ve had to explain the Taylor Swift vs Justin Beaver/Scott Bruschetta/Scooter Boi situation to two people today and now I’m tired

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Does anyone know what brand of kitty litter @taylorswift uses for her cats? I only want the best for my future kitten

#swifties #taylor swift #taylurking #swifty #cats #kittens #meredith swift #benjamin button swift #olivia swift

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Um... yeah... @taylorswift

#swifties #taylornation #lover #taylor swift #taylurking #swifty #taylorswift #spotify #ts7

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You made us proud 💖

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Is it weird to say I miss Japanese toilets?

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Track # 1 ,

Got out some popcorn , as soon as my rep starting going down, down, down .

Laughed on the school yard as soon as I tripped up and hit the ground, ground ground

But I forgot that you existed , and I thought that it would kill me, but it didn't ,

And it was so nice so peaceful and quiet

Track # 2

And it’s oh , whoa oh , it’s a cruel summer ,

It’s cool that’s when I tell em no rules ,

Unbreakable heaven but oh whoa , oh oh

It’s a crueeel summer with you .

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This is how aluminum reacts with mercury

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Miss Americana and the Half-Blood Prince

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#swifties #taylornation #taylurking #taylor swift #taylorswift #severus snape #professor snape #lover #miss americana and the heart break prince #maathbp #harry potter #harry potter and the half blood prince #swifty

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when it’s well past time to respond to the equality act

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People go on and on about how you have to forgive and forget to move past something. No you don’t.

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Ever since I saw Fleabag, I’ve been all ‘I can’t wait to see this woman host SNL’ and it’s happening now + I get to be there too = I am in shambles. 😭🙏 Oct 5th 🥳🎉

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