whatareyouwearingtomhardy - Tumblr blog

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 11 months

Note

You’ve been missed. Hoping that all is well.

PERSONALLY, all is very well, thank you for remembering us here at WAYWTH Corp. 💗

PROFESSIONALLY, our CFO unfortunately invested all of our corporate capital into bitcoin and promptly embezzled it — so we’ve been restructuring our organization and courting investors from the craft rooms of our collective mothers’ basements. In light of this, WAYWTH blog is on hiatus while we attempt to secure funding or track down our CFO. We think she might be living in Montenegro under an assumed name. Thank you for your understanding at this difficult and embarrassing time. The only way out is through.

WAYWTH would also like to wish everyone a very happy and safe Pride, especially Tom Hardy and his Crocs.

#what are you wearing tom hardy #tom hardy #what are you wearing #waywth #men's fashion #bi pride #happy pride 🌈

29 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 3 years

Note

Do you know the necklace/pendant he is wearing?

Sorry for the delay in responding. Covid staff cutbacks have absolutely decimated our research department. We literally no longer know our ass from a hole in the ground.

In lieu of an answer from WAYWTH, because we have no fuckin’ clue, let’s crowdsource this. Our readers are genius know-it-alls, so perhaps one of them can scour the internet for what sort of pendant this is. And where it is available for purchase.

And can hook us up with a referral link.

17 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 4 years

Text

It’s been a helluva year for all of us, Tom Hardy.

#tom hardy #what are you wearing tom hardy #waywth #the deepest of vees #are those shorts velour?#never change tom hardy #2020 has been wild

29 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 4 years

Note

I have to say this: your blog has shaken my quarantine, I just wished I found it before! You guys are great and hilarious, bonus point because we're talking about Tom and I love him. Thank you for the laughter!

We’re happy you found us. Thanks for the love!

8 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 4 years

Text

Quaran-team Edition

Our prayers have been answered, as we now know What Tom Hardy Is Doing. And, look everybody — he’s wearing his crisis pants! (Finally, a crisis worthy of urban fatigues in Richmond.)

But for real, I don’t think we’re at the farmers market anymore, Toto. We don’t even have jokes, here at WAYWTH HQ, as all our funny writers are on permanent furlough.

And Tom Hardy, the finest cabbage juggler of his generation, is shopping for his own groceries with his own wife, driving his very own mumobile.

He’s stuffing his many cargo pockets chock-full of essential items like lanyards and hand sanitizer, and he’s toting around some ‘naners. He’s wearing a mask, too: upside, he’s not vaping; downside, we can’t see his lips. He’s queuing from an acceptable distance. Then, like the dream quaran-team, he and Charlie Monkey are packin’ it all into the minivan — high and tight — and heading for home, presumably, to feed their littles and the CBeebies crew that is living in the Hardy-Riley back garden for the foreseeable future. Stars, they’re just like us: Shitting themselves, wearing masks, cutting up bananas for their kids, and desperately wanting for everyone to have permission to go to the movies again so Venom 2 doesn’t tank.

Stay well. Stay home, if you can. WAYWTH loves you.

Pic di oggi 25/04/2020

📸 Dailymailuk.com

#tomhardy #alcapone #fonzo #venom 🐍 🕷️ 🕸️ #alfiesolomon #PeakyBlinders #christmascarol #CharlotteRiley #venom2 🐍 🕷️ 🕸️ #v2 #marvel #Eddiebrock #AndySerkis #StayHomeStaySafe #iorestoacasa #capone #woodyharrelson

#Tom Hardy #what are you wearing tom hardy #WAYWTH #now with 95% less comedy #quarantine edition #petition for Tom Hardy to post a photo of his quarantine outfit without deleting it 20 seconds later FFS #our petition has been obliged #cargo pants #urban camo #Charlotte Riley #quaran-team is the worst dad joke but we can't stop saying it #someday we'll be funny again #everything sucks #stay home #WAYWTH loves you #social distancing #please stay home #the hottest guy at the farmers market

105 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 4 years

Text

Special lockdown edition of WAYWTH brought to you by the senior eds’ cabin fever and intense boredom:

WAYDTH - What Are You Doing, Tom Hardy?

We find ourselves in 'unprecedented' times. Pleeeeease, media types, find a word other than 'unprecedented' to describe the times we are in — ‘apocalyptic’? ‘biblical’? ‘a massive shitstorm’? In such times, we turn to the familiar, the comforting, even the ridiculous — all conveniently packaged up in one 42-year-old British actor, keeper of the most awful tats of his generation as well as even worse muscle shirts: TOM HARDY.

It's hard to conjure what Tom Hardy might be wearing as he pings about his larger-than-average estate in East Sheen, London, like a small jujitsu-ing Shih-Tzu on steroids but you can bet it's designed for comfort, not style. Much like the rest of us, he is likely sporting stained trackie bottoms, very bad self-trimmed hair, and a 3-day-unwashed T-shirt.

Maybe he's mixing things up by donning the suit jacket from the Dunkirk premiere over his favourite pink muscle shirt, paired with those billowy blue pants he wore to the gym a few months ago. On his feet, the lo-cut Chucks from the "I'm a fucking handsome little leprechaun" photoshoot. Maybe he's wearing ALL his mala beads at once and sporting an Alfie Solomons beard of epic proportions, with a bald Bronson head. Perhaps he’s even got James Delaney’s top hat perched atop his dome at a rakish angle.

Or, maybe he’s just nekkid? If so, that's one celeb lockdown IG selfie we WOULD appreciate. Much like how we know fuck all about COVID-19, we just don't know what Tom Hardy’s wearing. And that's hard.

We miss you, Tom Hardy. We even miss the begrudging fan photos in which you inexplicably point at people and make the DeNiro face, as if anyone is looking at anyone who is standing next to you.

But we turn to the point of this missive: What is he DOING all day, trapped inside with his wife and todlets? A self-confessed workaholic, with the attention span of a gnat, who says he doesn't read, doesn't watch films, and has a vape habit he should be giving up before he gets popcorn lung ... maybe he's rearranging his lanyard collection? Or polishing up his midlife crisis motorbikes that are absolutely too risky to ride right now.

Or maybe he's rolling about in a miasma of dog hair and farts with his kids, trying to not go mad, like the rest of us. We hope so. Stay safe. Stay home. Post pics.

RATING: Points system temporarily furloughed without pay, much like the WAYWTH staff, due to impending apocalypse. But: 0 Tommys out of 5 for a hideous, imaginary, mismatched outfit

42 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 4 years

Photo

We Are 2 Years Old!

To observe our second birthday year of operation, the staff at WAYWTH, Inc. would like to post this series of photos of Tom Hardy and his Goodest Boy (RIP), Woody.

Now, more than ever, we need to band together as a community to objectify Tom Hardy, finest leash carrier of his generation, as he walks the blue carpet at the premiere of his movie, Legend.

We have ourselves some top-shelf, Secret Posh Boy Tom Hardy right here. He looks rich but rough-and-tumble. He looks like he wishes a motherfucker would, but he also looks like he holds his one working pinkie out when he lifts his tea.

+2 (each) for Woody’s bowtie and ... is that a medal? Was he an OBE recipient, as well? +2 for the cut of TH’s suit but also his haircut and grooming game +1 for Tom carrying around a long leather strap and looking sternly our way

RATING: 5 Tommys out of a possible 5

Tom and woody at the UK premiere of legend at Odeon Leicester square, london // 3rd September 2015

#tom hardy in a suit #Tom Hardy #what are you wearing #what are you wearing tom hardy #WAYWTH #2-year anniversary #Tom Hardy wishes a motherfucker would #secretly posh #never change Tom Hardy #never change comma tom hardy #objectification of tom hardy #he looks like an undertaker who fucks #note from the editors #woody #tom hardy with dogs #legend #let's all call him tommy like we know him

363 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 4 years

Note

Request (you knew this was coming..) It's about the photo of Tom wearing what seems to be a white, shortsleeved turtleneck, all while looking dreamily into the camera and showing off the tattoos. It has a very strange effect on me (I'm turned on! But also SO MAD at him! - wait, is this normal?) and now I'm wondering what you think.

Cancel the Turt Alert

We just blew 80% of the R&D budget tracking down this image, so we here at WAYWTH hope (corporately) that this is the image in question. Even if it’s not, it’s the one we’re going to discuss.

Although a white short-sleeved turtleneck sounds alarmingly like something a young Tom Hardy, finest reluctant model of his generation, might be styled in, it’s our belief here at HQ that this garment is in fact a plain white tee. An undershirt, if you will, that has been twisted by position and circumstance, and the grace of the fates. (Read: It’s scrunched up.)

Unfortunately for young Tom Hardy, the t-shirt’s sleeve has revealed the truth of his folly: arguably the shittiest of his many shit tattoos. Possibly his first tattoo, this feisty leprechaun — coincidentally, also the monicker awarded to the penis of the WAYWTH art director’s first lover — is the mascot/logo for the American university of Notre Dame.

This brings up so many related questions: Why Notre Dame? As reported, Tom Hardy, finest mama’s boy of his generation, honors his mother’s Irish heritage with this monstrosity — it is notre dame after all — but in that case, why not something ... actually Irish? Instead of something that categorically annoys and embarrasses Ireland? Who did this monstrosity upon Tom’s tender young arm meat, and why didn’t anyone in his life advise him against it? Why didn’t anyone say, no, Tom, anything but that, Tom? Also, what does the lettering above the leprechaun say? While he was getting the lettering covered up with some tribal design/sow’s ear, why didn’t the tattoo artist just throw in the leprechaun, as well?

While we can relate to your condition, @mispunt — Tom Hardy also puts us into a state of horny confusion, thirst with a dash of anger — we’re afraid that our answer for you has only produced more questions.

29 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Photo

Definitely the Hottest Guy at the Farmers Market

We had to crack open the vault for this one. Tom Hardy, the finest cabbage quibbler of his generation, is apparently too busy these days to be photographed in anything other than gym clothes. Hence, this series of images from a farmers market taken back in 2009.

At first, it looks like Tom might be hawking the cabbage? Can you handle it??? Indeed, what an honor it would be to buy a crucifier from Tom Hardy! Think of it: His small but well-formed hands lovingly cradling the hefty head as he passes it to you — just so you can take it home and turn it into farts. What a dream.

Ultimately, however, it looks like Tom had a change of heart and took the cabbage for himself. Whatcha gonna do with all that ‘bage, Tom? Are you sure you can handle all that? We love a man who knows how to handle a lot of cabbage.

Our favorite part of this photo set is the notion that he bought one (1) cabbage and fucked off back to his car to have a smoke. Where are the rest of his veggies? What about his shopping bags? Who goes to the market for one cabbage? Does he have someone to carry cabbages for him? Is that, like, a job? Could I carry his groceries professionally? I’ve been doing it for myself for free-fifty-nine/lb. for years — it would be a dream to get paid to carry produce for a hunk.

+1 for a lovely and (seemingly) genuinely gleeful smile  +1 for that tweed derby jacket (we do love a tweed over here at WAYWTH)   +1 for queuing patiently behind other shoppers like a good boy

RATING:  3 Tommys out of a possible 5

(Bonus pic: A very cute young lady gazing lovingly at the back of the head of the hottest guy who has EVER gone to a farmers market … like, ever. She’s no fool.)

#the hottest guy at the farmers market #Tom Hardy #tweed #what are you wearing #what are you wearing tom hardy #cabbage carryin' hunks #WAYWTH #one time a WAYWTH commenter suggested that TH intentionally dresses down as to not steal attention from his wife #let's all call him tommy like we know him #what do you mean cabbage doesn't make you windy?

101 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Text

The Garden Party

From WAYWTH junior contributor @briannamccarthy: Garden party up top, ultra rad dad jeans with a trucker cap rolled up in the back pocket on the bottom.

Thank you to our stalwart and very patient junior contributor, Brianna, for reminding us of Tom Hardy’s Perpetual Schism: How does a posh boy attend a tony event while remaining street?

As the subsequent photos reveal, one would rightfully surmise from the submitted first image that Tom Hardy, the finest posh-but-street chameleon of his generation, is wearing a pair of trail runners. The trainers, combined with jeans that are simultaneously fussy AND ill-fitting (has he got a fanny pack under them jeans? Does Tom Hardy have a FUPA??), make us think that he might do a runner. (American Editor note: That’s British for “make a run for it” — not sex with a sprinter.) Either that, or he’s about to engage a royal in a game of tag.

Who would challenge Prince Harry to a footrace at an Audi-sponsored polo event, if not Tom Hardy? Look no further than the following images for irrefutable proof.

Image 1: Tom Hardy, uncomfortably standing around waiting for Prince Harry to notice him. Image 2: Tom Hardy and Prince Harry trying to chat amiably while everyone stares at them in disbelief: Is the prince still growing or is Tom Hardy just … kinda … a shortcake? Image 3: Tom Hardy jokingly asks Prince Harry if he thinks he could beat him in a 50-meter dash. Harry laughs, too — a little too riotously and a little too long. It takes him a moment to collect himself. Image 4: In the end, Prince Harry politely declines “a race,” as he’s wearing fancy pirate boots. In turn, he indelicately asks if Tom Hardy actually wore his trainers to a place where there would be photographers on purpose, or did he assume he would only be photographed from the waist up? Maybe he left his big boy shoes in the car. That’s when Tom Hardy grips the prince’s arm so hard that the royal’s affable grin turns to a strained grimace. The race will be run. Oh yes, it shall. But not with cameras around.

+ 3 for looking like an absolute god from the nips up -1 for the pre-creased jeans and the trainers - 1 for the rolled-up (and presumably camo) trucker hat in the back pocket, weird place to hang a pair of sunglasses — and wtf, mate, is that a swiss army knife on your belt?!

Rating: 3 Tommys out of a possible 5

#let's all call him tommy like we know him #what are you wearing #what are you wearing tom hardy #Tom Hardy #Prince Harry's pirate boots #prince harry and meghan markle #posh boys #posh chav #OBVIOUSLY still would but come on #Prince Harry x Tom Hardy fanfic #Can you beat a royal in a footrace? Well can ya Tom?#polo #prince harry #submission #big boy shoes

87 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Note

This blog is so important I don't know how I survived without it? Thank you for devotion and work wow

Thank you very much for your enthusiastic support for WAYWTH, Inc. I’ve CC’d payroll in this missive and they’ve advised me that your influencer cheque should arrive via Royal Post some time in the next 30 to 9000 business days. Thanks again!

#WAYWTH #fan mail #the cheque is coming from the UK as you can see from the spelling #the cheque is also imaginary #but the positive reinforcement is real and really appreciated #what are you wearing tom hardy #duckhouse

33 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Text

The Necklace Edition: When 10 Necklaces Just Aren't Enough

How many malas is too many malas? Tom Hardy may never know.

Tom Hardy does not merely “wear a necklace.” Oh no — he wears ALL of the necklaces. Who would not want to be in the Hardy dressing room of a morning as he makes his choice? "Hm, mala beads, crucifix, leather with medallion, the shark tooth, a curtain tassel, the thing my kid made out of penne pasta and paint? Nyaaaah, fuck it — ALL OF THEM!"

A lesser man might be worn by that many necklaces but not Tom Hardy! As with many of his (cough) unconventional fashion choices, he is unrepentant. That's how he gets away with it and that's why the staff team here at WAYWTH love him so much.

Plus, anything which accentuates that neck is OK with us. Take note. (Also, if you are ever in a capsizing canoe with Tom Hardy wearing the selection in pic 3, be sure to grab him quick, that much wood will bob to the surface quicker than you can chant: "Om Mani Padme Hum.")

+ 4 pts - one point for every 2.5 necklackes

Rating: 4 Tommys out of a possible 5

#tom hardy #waywth #mensnecklaces #givesussomethingtoholdonto #onlytomhardycangetawaywiththis #all the necklaces #neck party #never change Tom Hardy #what are you wearing #what are you wearing tom hardy #men's fashion #men's accessories #We'd like to bob to HIS WOOD'S surface if you know what we mean.#no really do you know what we mean?#because we don't #how many malas is too many malas #men's jewelry

241 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Photo

The Series in Which We Talk About the Wig Situation(s): Part II

Series idea by @zigster-ao3, ace wig reporter

The T-Raumont (get it? Trauma + Raumont?)

By the look on his face, Tom Hardy, the finest scowler of his generation, is not at all into this wig he wore in Marie Antoinette. He looks like he’s about to throw a massive tantrum ... yet, he can’t stop looking at himself or taking photos of himself. Hmm, interesting. Please write 800 words of RPF about this scenario and submit it to WAYWTH for the chance to have it broadcast to our multiple tens of followers.

Side note: In researching if Raumont was a real person in Marie Antoinette’s Entourage of Hotties, we found this interesting 10-year-old article that drew a parallel between Raumont and our bitchy, beloved Robert Dudley, consort to Queen Elizabeth I (as depicted by Tom Hardy in The Virgin Queen). For the academics among you, please submit your 800-word treatise on this comparison of these two semi-fictionalized Real Bitchy Dudes in History to WAYWTH. The winner of this contest will receive one (1) virtual high-five from a minor WAYWTH editor.

The gist: The wig is what it is, Tom Hardy. It’s era-appropriate and YES OF COURSE you still look hot as hell with it on. Plus, we like it when you’re all bitchy. And when you take your shirt off like you have something to prove.

Rating: 3 Tommys out of a Possible 5

And here are some miscellaneous wig* pics for your trouble/enjoyment/pleasure/misery/mockery:

* Is what Ricki Tarr (from Toilet Tinker Sprinkler Spy) has on his head a wig, or is it just bad RL hair? Someone should check to make sure. Come here and let us have a tug.

#I'm not telling you how to live your life but if you aren't writing wig-based fanfic I don't know what you're doing #Tom Hardy #tom hardy in a wig #bad wigs #let them eat cack #what are you wearing #what are you wearing tom hardy #ACTING!#marie antoinette #the virgin queen #robert dudley #or robert dudely if yr nasty #zigster-ao3 #objectification of tom hardy #tom hardy is ruining my life #the first person to tell us that Marie Antoinette never said that phrase OR that it's supposed to be 'cake' gets a knuckle sandwich #bonus shirtless pics in a post about wigs - you're welcome

52 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Text

Submission: The Disappearing/Reappearing Hardy Cardy

From plucky WAYWTH contributor @briannamccarthy:

But did the cardi come first or did it come after someone realised that shirt wasn’t pressed?

The Disappearing/Reappearing Hardy Cardy

The date: March 14, 2012, aka the salad days of Tom Hardy

The scene: Photo opp for a thing with Prince Charles

The lewk: Sunburned in gray (unmatching) tweed, rumply dress shirt with no undershirt (drool), a mysteriously recurring sapphire-blue cardigan, brown leather accents, and omfg are those elbow patches?! (RIP WAYWTH 2018-2019)

The beard: Unruly and decidedly ginger. It just was taken on a really nice holiday somewhere sunny and windswept but now it’s back in London. It came out to have fun but honestly it’s feeling so attacked right now. That beard is chill as hell, y’all. Put those clippers down. Leave Beardney alone!!!

Rating: 4 Tommys Out of a Possible 5

(fight us on that missing Tommy rank; if he matched the jacket to the pants, it might be a perfect score!)

#Tom Hardy #tom hardy in a suit #never change Tom Hardy #We'll never be royals #what are you wearing #what are you wearing tom hardy #leave Beardney alone!#Men in suits #men's fashion #tom hardy in a cardi #hardy cardy #if this gives us our second Tumblr strike we'll see you on wordpress #submission

93 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Photo

The Series in Which We Talk About the Wig Situation*

Pt. 1: The REAL Heights Didn’t Even Wuther as Much as That Wig Wuthered Tom Hardy has a notoriously adversarial relationship with wigs, but he was in the fight of his life with the wig in BBC’s Wuthering Heights. It practically deserved its own credit in the title sequence, the way it was chewing up the scenery and upstaging a LITERAL GHOST GIRLFRIEND (as well as Andrew Lincoln, legendary chewer of sceneries). Check out how Heathcliff’s hair always looks like it’s trying to get away from him. Or maybe Tom is trying to get away from the wig? From the look on his face in the above image, it looks as though Tom was aware that the wig has the upper hand. He had to beat it into submission with the help of a professional before he can even think about taking a dirt nap with his true love, a dead person.

(Side note: Not to diss too hard on the wig wrangler, who was clearly just doing their job, but their hair is ... eerily similar to Heath’s. Coincidence? WE THINK NOT.) +1 because [SPOILER ALERT] the wig offs itself in the end Rating: 1 Tommy Out of a Possible 5 * Thank you to @zigster-ao3 for this submission, and sending us so many images of Tom Hardy in Wigs that we can’t even fit them into one post. Stay tuned for more bad wigs.

#wuthering heights #submission #zigster-ao3 #spoilers #Tom Hardy #what are you wearing #what are you wearing tom hardy #WAYWTH #it's me I'm Cathy what's up with your haaaaaaaa-aaa-aaaair?#the wig sitch #oh no #heathcliff #emily bronte wept

119 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Photo

We sure have.

This is as good a time as any to remind you that we accept submissions to WAYWTH. Send us an image or link to what Tom Hardy is Wearing and we will give it to our crack team of investigators to analyze it.

#what are you wearing tom hardy #what are you wearing #tom hardy #men's fashion #waywth #submission #the eye of sauron #male model #eyeliner

209 notes · View notes

whatareyouwearingtomhardy · 5 years

Text

THE "TUDOR KING AT LEISURE" EDITION

We at WAYWTH are feeling a little like Tom Hardy in a wind tunnel right now: blown away. Our beards are RUFFLED. (Did you even SEE those photos!?)

When this picture emerged of Tom Hardy rocking a hot and heavy King Henry VIII vibe, in what can only be described as a robe fashioned from your grandma's best drapes, it was wholly disturbing to realise that we still wanted to sneak under that monstrosity and just... snuggle. Off with our underpants heads!

Seemingly birthed from the same Greg Williams photoshoot which produced the infamous Gucci Tracksuit From Hell shots (see previous WAYWTH post) we can only wet dream about what else might emerge as time goes on. We're feeling it.

Tom Hardy you are kingly, mate. Fackin' REGAL.

-1 Tommy for subjecting one foot-phobic staff member to bare feet (yeah mate, even yours)

RATING: 4 Tommys out of 5 for sheer regal sexiness while wearing curtains.

#tom hardy #waywth #yer granny's curtains #king henry viii was a fuckboy #brocade chic #envelope us in that shit #what are you wearing #what are you wearing tom hardy #men's boudoir fashion #let's all call him tommy like we know him #tudor my cooter

147 notes · View notes