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————WILL WOOD’S “IN CASE I MAKE IT” SENTENCE STARTERS change as needed. mentions of death, grief, mental illness, etc.

TOMCAT DISPOSABLES “Happy to be home, safe and warm.” “Here’s where I’ll be raising my kids if I can find someone to start a family with.” “Is there cheese in the great beyond?” “Mind me not and I’ll mind my own.” “I think it saw my face.” “I’ll make it through again. I have before.” “C’mon, now, what’s one more?” “My dreams were finally a reality.” “My struggles had a happy ending.” “They must want to be friends.” “Something’s not quite right.” “Guess I’ll just go rest my head.” “I held on so tight, for so long.” “Was that all there was to this?”

BECOMING THE LASTNAMES “I’ve learned to pick my battles by losing most I’ve fought.” “I’ll always do it my way, even if that’s just the same way I was taught.” “Wow, can you believe we really made it?” “I know you don’t want kids, but think about a daughter.” “I learned from a good father.” “I mean, sure, they messed me up, but I think that’s just the gig.” “Maybe it’s just some hormones that kick in in your late twenties.” “I have laid a lot of women, and now I’d like to just lay down.” “Marriage always scared me.” “Marriage always scared me, but I’d like to have a last love.” “Can we be just like my parents when I was young?” “My frontal lobe’s done growing, this might just be how I’m wired.” “I’ve made more mistakes than simple empty moments.” “There’ll be scalpers at the cemetery gates.” “If we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone?”

CICADA DAYS “The greener grass grows where the wildfires fertilize.” “God knows crying ain’t gonna change a thing.” “It just feels inhumane to lose this much.” “The ground looks soft enough to bury this now.” “Oh, please, oh no!” “Do nothing. Nothing works.” “Don’t do that if it hurts.” “Let all my red flags fade to white. Yeah, I give up.” “Don’t let me leave.” “I’ll only take more than I gave.” “Okay, I’ll pack my stuff.” “My god, what have I done?”

EUTHANASIA “I was right there, while you fought tooth and nail.” “Say you’re not scared.” “Say you know I love you.” “I know that I’m wrong.” “I want to believe that you’ll remember me when you’re just memory.” “Can I stop by and say hello?” “Sorry. I would take it back if I could.” “To whom is it I talk?” “It’s okay. It’ll all be over soon.” “I’d never let a bad thing happen to you.” “Everybody dies fighting for their lives, just trying to survive.” “Now I know why we say that there’s a better place that waits beyond the grave.” “I choose to believe that we’ll meet in sweet dreams.”

FALLING UP “I’m pulling up daisies.” “Would or could the impact kill me?” “Shoot for the stars. Be the next big constellation.” “You make a wish upon the dead but turn and call it a weed.” “Only plastic flowers never die.” “What do you know of control?” “Cut ties- shed the dead weight.” “I ain’t saying it’s fate, but there are no mistakes.” “Am I falling up?” “Is now really a good time for a new tattoo?” “The larger they are, the harder they tend to fall.” “From such height, life looks awful small.” “Second star to the right and straight on till you die.”

THAT’S ENOUGH, LET’S GET YOU HOME “Haunt my bedroom at night.” “Let’s get you home.” “They say ‘Grow up, be a man.’“ “Oh, my god, what’s wrong with me?” “Come and sweep me off my knees.” “I’d rather stay asleep than never see you wake up next to me.” “You seemed fine just a few days ago.” “Never mind, you win!” “Far too late came far too soon.” “Come, but keep your hands off of me.” “Go on back to bed, my love.” “Are you at all like me? Do you know what I mean?” “Alright, that’s enough. Let’s get you home.”

UM, IT’S KIND OF A LOT “I’m afraid of leaving my house.” “I’m afraid of dying of cancer.” “I’m afraid of losing my mind.” “I’ve never been afraid of no one breaking my heart.” “I’m afraid of damn near everything.” “I’ve grown used to fear.” “I love you so much it scares me half to death.” “I’m not used to this. How did it happen?” “I’m afraid that you’ll change your mind.” “I’m afraid there’s somebody better.” “I’m afraid you’ll notice all my flaws.” “I’m afraid I’ll come on too strong.” “I’ve never been afraid to wear my heart on my sleeve.” “I’m not used to fear of losing something I hold dear.” “Please excuse my constant need to self-aggrandize.” “Wait, let me think, hold on, I got this.” “Uhh, I mean, it’s kind of a lot…”

HALF-DECADE HANGOVER “Wonder how I didn’t die.” “This is not my life.” “I’m no survivor. I only happened to survive.” “Bitch, I am reality.” “Me and sweet Evan Williams got a date down on Avenue A.” “Either this, in jail, or dead.” “Jesus Christ, my aching head.” “Man, you call that recovered?” “You said, ‘You’ve got your whole life ahead.’ Oh great, another half a century to live to regret.” “I’d rather be anybody else instead.” “I can’t make amends for things I can’t remember.” “I can only say I’m sorry and occasionally pray.” “Guess you’ll just have to take my word that I’ve changed.”

VAMPIRE REFERENCE IN A MINOR KEY “I’m turning over the same old leaf again.” “If it weren’t for the ‘everything’, then anything could happen.” “If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my coffin.” “I dig you like a tomb.” “I’m sorry for the things I’ve done and all I ask of you.” “If you still want me, come and find me in my coffin.” “You could come knocking and I’ll raise hell for you.” “Maybe I should switch up the style of my mistakes.” “I’d kill the man I am for one more chance to be yours.” “No, I ain’t begging. I’m just saying it’s an option.”

YOU LIKED THIS (OKAY, COMPUTER!) “We are eager to get to know you.” “You are only human, and we are here to help.” “You will finally be not only seen, but witnessed.” “You are broken and we will heal you.” “We work in our own proprietary mysterious ways.” “We have a plan for everyone, free of charge.” “Breaking news: the news is broken.” “Your enemies have been radicalized by an unknown force but you have stayed rational by educating yourself here.” “The revolution begins here.” “Your growth is organic and natural, like a field of poppies, carcinoma, and tick fit to burst.”

THE MAIN CHARACTER “I’m that first person they talk about in all the books.” “I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don’t do it by it.” “Enough lefts don’t make a right but two wrongs do.” “If you shake your fist at snakes in grass it looks like punching down.” “God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being.” “I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy.” “Don’t come at me.” “I’m the main character and you have to like me.” “Villains are everywhere- that’s how I know that I’m the hero.” “Judge me by what my cover shows.” “We all do what we need to to get through. It’s nothing new.” “I ain’t done a fucking thing to you!”

AGAINST THE KITCHEN FLOOR “I don’t owe you my heart, and I don’t owe you my body.” “You should know that I’m sorry for being careless with you.” “I owe you more than I’m pretty sure I ever could give anybody.” “I swear I’m really trying.” “Get it together, ___- know and do better.” “It just don’t come natural to me to think that you’d want me for mе.” “I’m sorry. I promise, I’m doing my bеst.” “I just haven’t learned how to be human as you are yet.” “I still don’t know who you are. I only know that I’m still lonely.” “You gave me your heart. I only gave you my body.” “I’ve lived more lives than enough.” “I’m not a real person- just the shit you can’t make up.” “I don’t know why you would care, but I’m really trying.” “How did I cause so much harm?” “I’m sorry, but this can’t go on.” “I know you got scars of your own.” “Hide my knives before you go.” “I’ll either live or die alone.” “I will die trying.” “I’m still in the process, but I’m making progress.” “I honestly wanna prove improvement’s possible.” “I swear, I’m so fucking sorry.” “I’m not a good person, I’m barely a person at all.” "Someday I’ll be perfect, and I’ll make up for it all.”

SEX, DRUGS, ROCK ‘N’ ROLL “I guess I’m my own boss, but everyone’s my supervisor.” “I just turned 27 and I’m dying of old age.” “Guess I’m just selfish. I wanna have but not be had.” “This is what I choose to do with my redeeming quality.” “It’s not a gift if you pay for it, but I don’t want no charity.” “I spent all my years to end up right here, and now I really think I’d rather leave.” “I hate sex, I hate drugs, and I hate rock n’ roll.” “I hate proving that I’m still human after all.” “It wouldn’t mix well with my meds.” “I hate to be ‘that guy’, but I’m not that guy anymore.” “I’m not that guy anymore and I made goddamn sure he’s dead.”

WILLARD! “You know I couldn’t hurt a fly.” “I’ve nearly cried for moths that die at porchlight lamps.” “I myself have been stepped on so many times, it’s started to feel like my place.” “Is there room for me in your cage?” “Animals are people too, but these people are animals.” “This cage is inside out.” “It’s awful out here, ____.” “I’ve never understood what humans do and want.” “It’s quite confusing to me to try to connect.” “These carnivores will no more use my heart.” “They’ll call me crazy but their words all seem made-up to me.” “Maybe they just need more friendship like yours.” “You’ve got a friend in me. Let’s go and make more enemies.” “It’s dangerous out here, ____.” “It’s lonely out here, ____.”

WHITE NOISE “They paint the walls with colors that you’re not meant to notice.” “You blend into the background.” “It sorta sounds like a retro top 40 but wrong.” “You’re not meant to sing along. It isn’t that kind of song.” “You can hear the ocean if you hold it up to your ear.” “It’s theoretically dense. It’s impressive.” “It challenges Western notions of art.” “It’s going places ‘cause it comes from the heart.” “It makes no statement, but does so quite loudly.” “It’s an aesthetic. I mean, an anesthetic.” “Does it cure cancer?” “It begs the question, just to tell you the answer.” “Do you believe in the power of silence?” “You fill your head with thoughts you find you can’t even feel.” “I know it’s hard, but they’re not who you are.”

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------------WILL WOOD’S “IN CASE I MAKE IT” SENTENCE STARTERS change as needed. mentions of death, grief, mental illness, etc.

TOMCAT DISPOSABLES “Happy to be home, safe and warm.” “Here’s where I’ll be raising my kids if I can find someone to start a family with.” “Is there cheese in the great beyond?” “Mind me not and I’ll mind my own.” “I think it saw my face.” “I’ll make it through again. I have before.” “C’mon, now, what’s one more?” “My dreams were finally a reality.” “My struggles had a happy ending.” “They must want to be friends.” “Something’s not quite right.” “Guess I’ll just go rest my head.” “I held on so tight, for so long.” “Was that all there was to this?”

BECOMING THE LASTNAMES “I've learned to pick my battles by losing most I've fought.” “I'll always do it my way, even if that's just the same way I was taught.” "Wow, can you believe we really made it?" “I know you don’t want kids, but think about a daughter.” “I learned from a good father.” “I mean, sure, they messed me up, but I think that's just the gig.” “Maybe it's just some hormones that kick in in your late twenties.” “I have laid a lot of women, and now I'd like to just lay down.” “Marriage always scared me.” “Marriage always scared me, but I'd like to have a last love.” “Can we be just like my parents when I was young?” “My frontal lobe's done growing, this might just be how I'm wired.” “I've made more mistakes than simple empty moments.” “There’ll be scalpers at the cemetery gates.” “If we grow old together, will you talk to my headstone?”

CICADA DAYS “The greener grass grows where the wildfires fertilize.” “God knows crying ain't gonna change a thing.” “It just feels inhumane to lose this much.” “The ground looks soft enough to bury this now.” “Oh, please, oh no!” “Do nothing. Nothing works.” “Don’t do that if it hurts.” “Let all my red flags fade to white. Yeah, I give up.” “Don’t let me leave.” “I’ll only take more than I gave.” “Okay, I’ll pack my stuff.” “My god, what have I done?”

EUTHANASIA “I was right there, while you fought tooth and nail.” “Say you’re not scared.” “Say you know I love you.” “I know that I’m wrong.” “I want to believe that you'll remember me when you're just memory.” “Can I stop by and say hello?” “Sorry. I would take it back if I could.” “To whom is it I talk?” “It’s okay. It’ll all be over soon.” “I’d never let a bad thing happen to you.” “Everybody dies fighting for their lives, just trying to survive.” “Now I know why we say that there's a better place that waits beyond the grave.” “I choose to believe that we'll meet in sweet dreams.”

FALLING UP “I’m pulling up daisies.” “Would or could the impact kill me?” “Shoot for the stars. Be the next big constellation.” “You make a wish upon the dead but turn and call it a weed.” “Only plastic flowers never die.” “What do you know of control?” “Cut ties- shed the dead weight.” “I ain’t saying it’s fate, but there are no mistakes.” “Am I falling up?” “Is now really a good time for a new tattoo?” “The larger they are, the harder they tend to fall.” “From such height, life looks awful small.” “Second star to the right and straight on till you die.”

THAT’S ENOUGH, LET’S GET YOU HOME “Haunt my bedroom at night.” “Let’s get you home.” “They say ‘Grow up, be a man.’“ “Oh, my god, what’s wrong with me?” “Come and sweep me off my knees.” “I’d rather stay asleep than never see you wake up next to me.” “You seemed fine just a few days ago.” “Never mind, you win!” “Far too late came far too soon.” “Come, but keep your hands off of me.” “Go on back to bed, my love.” “Are you at all like me? Do you know what I mean?” “Alright, that’s enough. Let’s get you home.”

UM, IT’S KIND OF A LOT “I’m afraid of leaving my house.” “I’m afraid of dying of cancer.” “I’m afraid of losing my mind.” “I’ve never been afraid of no one breaking my heart.” “I’m afraid of damn near everything.” “I’ve grown used to fear.” “I love you so much it scares me half to death.” “I’m not used to this. How did it happen?” “I’m afraid that you’ll change your mind.” “I’m afraid there’s somebody better.” “I’m afraid you’ll notice all my flaws.” “I’m afraid I’ll come on too strong.” “I’ve never been afraid to wear my heart on my sleeve.” “I'm not used to fear of losing something I hold dear.” “Please excuse my constant need to self-aggrandize.” “Wait, let me think, hold on, I got this.” “Uhh, I mean, it's kind of a lot...”

HALF-DECADE HANGOVER “Wonder how I didn’t die.” “This is not my life.” “I’m no survivor. I only happened to survive.” “Bitch, I am reality.” “Me and sweet Evan Williams got a date down on Avenue A.” “Either this, in jail, or dead.” “Jesus Christ, my aching head.” “Man, you call that recovered?” “You said, ‘You’ve got your whole life ahead.’ Oh great, another half a century to live to regret.” “I’d rather be anybody else instead.” “I can’t make amends for things I can't remember.” “I can only say I'm sorry and occasionally pray.” “Guess you’ll just have to take my word that I’ve changed.”

VAMPIRE REFERENCE IN A MINOR KEY “I’m turning over the same old leaf again.” “If it weren’t for the ‘everything’, then anything could happen.” “If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my coffin.” “I dig you like a tomb.” “I'm sorry for the things I've done and all I ask of you.” “If you still want me, come and find me in my coffin.” “You could come knocking and I’ll raise hell for you.” “Maybe I should switch up the style of my mistakes.” “I'd kill the man I am for one more chance to be yours.” “No, I ain't begging. I'm just saying it's an option.”

YOU LIKED THIS (OKAY, COMPUTER!) “We are eager to get to know you.” “You are only human, and we are here to help.” “You will finally be not only seen, but witnessed.” “You are broken and we will heal you.” “We work in our own proprietary mysterious ways.” “We have a plan for everyone, free of charge.” “Breaking news: the news is broken.” “Your enemies have been radicalized by an unknown force but you have stayed rational by educating yourself here.” “The revolution begins here.” “Your growth is organic and natural, like a field of poppies, carcinoma, and tick fit to burst.”

THE MAIN CHARACTER “I'm that first person they talk about in all the books.” “I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don't do it by it.” “Enough lefts don't make a right but two wrongs do.” “If you shake your fist at snakes in grass it looks like punching down.” “God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being.” “I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy.” “Don’t come at me.” “I’m the main character and you have to like me.” “Villains are everywhere- that's how I know that I'm the hero.” “Judge me by what my cover shows.” “We all do what we need to to get through. It’s nothing new.” “I ain’t done a fucking thing to you!”

AGAINST THE KITCHEN FLOOR “I don't owe you my heart, and I don't owe you my body.” “You should know that I'm sorry for being careless with you.” “I owe you more than I'm pretty sure I ever could give anybody.” “I swear I'm really trying.” “Get it together, ___- know and do better.” “It just don't come natural to me to think that you'd want me for mе.” “I'm sorry. I promise, I'm doing my bеst.” “I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet.” “I still don't know who you are. I only know that I'm still lonely.” “You gave me your heart. I only gave you my body.” “I’ve lived more lives than enough.” “I'm not a real person- just the shit you can't make up.” “I don't know why you would care, but I'm really trying.” “How did I cause so much harm?” “I’m sorry, but this can’t go on.” “I know you got scars of your own.” “Hide my knives before you go.” “I’ll either live or die alone.” “I will die trying.” “I'm still in the process, but I'm making progress.” "I honestly wanna prove improvement's possible.” “I swear, I'm so fucking sorry.” “I'm not a good person, I'm barely a person at all.” "Someday I'll be perfect, and I'll make up for it all.”

SEX, DRUGS, ROCK ‘N’ ROLL “I guess I’m my own boss, but everyone’s my supervisor.” “I just turned 27 and I’m dying of old age.” “Guess I’m just selfish. I wanna have but not be had.” “This is what I choose to do with my redeeming quality.” “It’s not a gift if you pay for it, but I don’t want no charity.” “I spent all my years to end up right here, and now I really think I’d rather leave.” “I hate sex, I hate drugs, and I hate rock n’ roll.” “I hate proving that I’m still human after all.” “It wouldn’t mix well with my meds.” “I hate to be ‘that guy’, but I’m not that guy anymore.” “I’m not that guy anymore and I made goddamn sure he’s dead.”

WILLARD! “You know I couldn’t hurt a fly.” “I've nearly cried for moths that die at porchlight lamps.” “I myself have been stepped on so many times, it's started to feel like my place.” “Is there room for me in your cage?” “Animals are people too, but these people are animals.” “This cage is inside out.” “It’s awful out here, ____.” “I've never understood what humans do and want.” “It’s quite confusing to me to try to connect.” “These carnivores will no more use my heart.” “They'll call me crazy but their words all seem made-up to me.” “Maybe they just need more friendship like yours.” “You've got a friend in me. Let's go and make more enemies.” “It’s dangerous out here, ____.” “It’s lonely out here, ____.”

WHITE NOISE “They paint the walls with colors that you’re not meant to notice.” “You blend into the background.” “It sorta sounds like a retro top 40 but wrong.” “You’re not meant to sing along. It isn’t that kind of song.” “You can hear the ocean if you hold it up to your ear.” “It’s theoretically dense. It’s impressive.” “It challenges Western notions of art.” “It’s going places ‘cause it comes from the heart.” “It makes no statement, but does so quite loudly.” “It’s an aesthetic. I mean, an anesthetic.” “Does it cure cancer?” “It begs the question, just to tell you the answer.” “Do you believe in the power of silence?” “You fill your head with thoughts you find you can't even feel.” “I know it's hard, but they’re not who you are.”

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“Memento mori.” “Whenever I need a quenching, refreshing beverage, I reach for one of these.” “I’ve never had a clear thought in my life.” “You wanna know how I got to love pain?” “It was your plan all along!” “What the hell is with the difference between Takis bags?” “You just need to suck it up and drink your wine.” “Mother nature is the cruelest bitch, that fucking whore. Took the kids.” “How quickly can we whip up a bowl of mac n’cheese?” “Oh, yeah, there will be lube.” “’Hydro,’ which is Latin for water. ‘Dipping’ which is Greek for insertions.” “If I was dying in the middle of the road, it would take me five weeks to get your attention, and then you’d say ‘oh, can’t do that today!’” “Oh, jeez, what smells? It’s gotta be this.” “No! I refuse to accept your stupidity today!” “I’m washing the stick.” “Hello, Mr. Penis.” “This is the ultimate test of trust.” “You use less water and then it’s less watery.” “That was the most vague compliment anyone has every given me.” “It’s like fishing. And that’s when the semens happen.” “It makes my meat jiggle.” “Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.” “Maybe they’ll taste better after they’ve spent six months in the ground.” “____ is built like a brick shit house.” “Have you been enjoying yourself?” “Well, the thing is, ____, you said I’m gonna like it, but I don’t.” “I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?” “Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.” “Bigfoot’s foot isn’t the only thing that’s big if you know what I’m talking about.” “Can you imagine if I was sponsored by a canned corn company?” “God, everyday you live is the worst day of your life with me.” “I can’t wait to be naked together again.” “Don’t look at my feet, you pervert.” “I’m insecure about my body right now! But that’s okay!’

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-------------------BO BURNHAM’S INSIDE OUTTAKES SENTENCE STARTERS change as needed. language, adult content, mentions of mental illness.

“I’m going a little crazy.” “I don’t have a kid. I crochet instead.” “I’ll bother getting better when I bother getting dressed.” ”I’m living in the future.” “Am I kinda hot?” “I’m just hoping I can write or film something soon that’s usable, or I’m just gonna stop and play PlayStation.” “Is this fucking doing anything?” “Is this looking cool or just fucking stupid?” “I’m a stupid little bitch!” “I just wanna feel good.” “I’m not even close to kidding.” “I wanna know when Dippin’ Dots is going to condemn child sex trafficking.” “Maybe I’ll feel better when I got to bed.” “I wrote a joke. Wanna hear it?” “If your least favorite word is ‘moist’ and you tell people that, I hate you.” “My least favorite word, by the way, is ‘injustice.’” “I wrote a song for you.” “You’re an adult. You can figure it out.” “You think I am the worst.” “Why would you assume that you’re entitled to a dumpling?” “I don’t wanna fight so let’s just drop this- it’s not a big deal.” “You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent.” ��Um no, fuck that.” “Your whole worldview collapses the moment there’s a spider.” “I get it, this is the real you. It’s a pleasure. Nice to meet you.” “Shit like this brings the movement down.” “Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around.” “Our culture has been taken over by a radical group of SJW feminist freaks.” “Now we’re fucking talking.” “Offer yourself by being yourself. And if that doesn’t work, be somebody else.” “Who you are on a fundamental, sort of unchangeable level, may just be uninteresting.” “How is the best case scenario Joe Biden?” “Soon after I posted my first couple videos, they went viral.” “There’s a lot of material that I’m just really embarrassed by and makes me cringe for a lot of reasons.” “I often wish that I could just, you know, start over.” “Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, alright?” “I ain’t afraid of no spider.” “It’s very upsetting that the future is in front of now, do you know what I mean? Like that we have to keep living from now onward.” “This isn’t a joke, so don’t joke about it.” “I don’t wanna talk about it.” “I’m doing fine. Twenty-nine, in my prime.” “I am a weird looking dude.” “You’re supposed to see the top of your head when you come out of your mother’s pussy, but you saw my face. I came out face first.” “Other days, like today, I just feel like I’m completely spinning my wheels and wasting my time.” “I’ve been eating these things for basically every meal for the past six months.” “I’m using a paper plate. I know they’re bad for the environment but I’d rather put a gun in my mouth than do another dish.” “We could and would and should have done better.” “Our doing isn’t done and our done-ing isn’t did, okay? So know that.” “We are living in a golden age of content.” “Time is still, you know, passing.” “It’s only a problem when you go outside.” “I’m done being sad.” “Am I going crazy? Maybe, maybe not.” “Pray for us.” “The more I wait for it, the more shitty I feel and look.” “I realized the only way this thing is going to stop is if I stop doing it, so I’m going to stop.” “She likes her life as a mother and wife, but is that all she is?” “Her future is waiting right there for the taking.” “The chicken must first cross the road.” “I’m an adult man in a baseball hat.” “I don’t know what’s happening.” “What the fuck is going on?”

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—————————--UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 3 change as needed.

“Memento mori.” “Whenever I need a quenching, refreshing beverage, I reach for one of these.” “I’ve never had a clear thought in my life.” “You wanna know how I got to love pain?” “It was your plan all along!” “What the hell is with the difference between Takis bags?” “You just need to suck it up and drink your wine.” “Mother nature is the cruelest bitch, that fucking whore. Took the kids.” “How quickly can we whip up a bowl of mac n’cheese?” “Oh, yeah, there will be lube.” “’Hydro,’ which is Latin for water. ‘Dipping’ which is Greek for insertions.” “If I was dying in the middle of the road, it would take me five weeks to get your attention, and then you’d say ‘oh, can’t do that today!’” “Oh, jeez, what smells? It’s gotta be this.” “No! I refuse to accept your stupidity today!” “I’m washing the stick.” “Hello, Mr. Penis.” “This is the ultimate test of trust.” “You use less water and then it’s less watery.” “That was the most vague compliment anyone has every given me.” “It’s like fishing. And that’s when the semens happen.” “It makes my meat jiggle.” “Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.” “Maybe they’ll taste better after they’ve spent six months in the ground.” “____ is built like a brick shit house.” “Have you been enjoying yourself?” “Well, the thing is, ____, you said I’m gonna like it, but I don’t.” “I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?” “Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.” “Bigfoot’s foot isn’t the only thing that’s big if you know what I’m talking about.” “Can you imagine if I was sponsored by a canned corn company?” “God, everyday you live is the worst day of your life with me.” “I can’t wait to be naked together again.” “Don’t look at my feet, you pervert.” “I’m insecure about my body right now! But that’s okay!’

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--------------------CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT QUESTIONS

1. What is their favorite article of clothing, or one that they wear most often? 2. Do they have anything in their wardrobe that they have never worn? If so, why? 3. Are they close with their family? If not, do they have a found family they are close with? 4. Do they tend to hold on to things for sentimental reasons? 5. Do they go looking for love or do they prefer for things to happen naturally? 6. What is their hygiene / makeup routine? 7. What do they do for self care? 8. What hobbies do they have, or what do they do for fun? 9. What career did they want as a child? 10. Do they have any celebrity crushes? 11. What was their first kiss like? 12. How many pets have they had throughout their life? Which was their favorite? 13. What does their bedroom look like? 14. If they had one letter or one voicemail to send to a loved one and could never speak to them again, what would they say? (sender can specify loved one or recipient can choose) 15. If they were in a slasher movie, what stereotype would they fall under? 16. Have they ever been in love? If so, with whom? 17. What piece of media influenced them the most growing up? 18. Do they have any phobias? 19. What is their dream home like? 20. Do they have any children? If so, how is their relationship? If not, would they like any? 21. Have they committed any crimes? If so, were they punished or did they get away with it? 22. What colors do they love? What colors do they hate? 23. What is their favorite food? Least favorite food? 24. Do they have any niche interests? 25. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are ashamed of? 26. Is there anything about themselves or their life that they are proud of? 27. Do they collect anything, or have they in the past? 28. Do they spend a lot of time online? 29. Have they gone to college? What was their major? 30. Have they had any near death experiences? 31. Share a random headcanon.

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———————SUMMER STARTERS send ☀️ for me to randomize a number and write a starter based on the scenario i get.

1. a trip to the beach 2. picking berries 3. watching fireworks 4. mini golf 5. swimming 6. camping 7. picnic in the park 8. water gun/water balloon fight 9. sunbathing 10. going hiking 11. eating ice cream/popsicles/frozen yogurt 12. visiting an amusement park 13. catching bugs 14. cloud watching 15. kayaking or canoeing 16. horseback riding 17. taking a road trip 18. picking flowers 19. going fishing 20. having/attending a barbecue

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gothic americana aesthetic - southern gothic

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——————–NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS ‘MURDER BALLADS’ SENTENCE STARTERS content warning for violence, murder, language, etc. change as needed.

SONG OF JOY “Allow me to impose on you. I have no place to stay.” “I had no idea what happiness a little love could bring.” “All things move towards their end.” “She grew so sad and lonely.” “Ah, I see sir, that I have your attention!” “How often have I asked that question?” “They were quiet as a mouse. There was no laughter in the house.” “She’d been stabbed repeatedly and stuffed into a sleeping bag.” “Someone’s taken four innocent lives.” “They never caught the man. He’s still on the loose. It seems he has done many, many more.” “The wind round here gets wicked cold.” “I’ve left my home. I drift from land to land.” “Do you reckon me a friend?”

STAGGER LEE “Never ever come back no more, ____.” “Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am?” “I don’t give a good goddamn.” “I’ve heard your name down the way and I kick motherfucking asses like you every day.” “Those were the last words that the barkeep said ‘cause ____ put four holes in his motherfucking head.” “Just count the holes in the motherfucker’s head!” “You ain’t look like you scored in quite a time.” “You’ll have to be gone before my man ____ comes in.” “You better get down on your knees.”

HENRY LEE “Stay all night with me.” “You won’t find a girl in this damn world that will compare with me.” “The wind did howl and the wind did blow.” “The girl I have in that merry green land, I love far better than thee.” “With a little pen-knife held in her hand, she plugged him through and through.” “Come take him by his feet.” “Throw him in this deep, deep well.” “Lie there, ____, till the flesh drops from your bones.” “The girl you have in that merry green land can wait forever for you to come home.”

LOVELY CREATURE “There she stands, this lovely creature.” “I asked would she walk with me a while.” “I’ll walk with you a while.” “At night the deserts writhed with diabolical things.” “The wind lashed and it whipped me.” “When I got home, my creature was no longer with me.” “Somewhere she lies, this lovely creature, beneath the slow drifting sands.”

WHERE THE WILD ROSES GROW “They call me ____ but my name is ____.” “Why they call me it, I do not know.” “From the first day I saw her, I knew she was the one.” “Her lips were the color of the roses that grew down the river, all bloody and wild.” “My trembling subsided in his sure embrace.” “He wiped at the tears that ran down my face.” “She was more beautiful than any woman I’ve seen.” “Do you know where the wild roses grow?” “Give me your loss and your sorrow.” “The last thing I heard was a muttered word as he knelt above me with a rock in his fist.” “All beauty must die.”

THE CURSE OF MILLHAVEN “I live in a town called ____ and it’s small and it’s mean and it’s cold.” “If you come around just as the sun goes down, you can watch the whole thing turn to gold.” “It’s around about then that I used to go a-roaming.” “All God’s children, they all gotta die.” “My mama often told me that we all got to die.” “They found him the next week up in One Mile Creek.” “We all had to watch as he buried her.” “Our little town fell into a state of shock.” “A lot of people were saying things that made little sense.” “Foul play can really get a small town going.” “Twenty cops burst through my door without even phoning.” “I’ve struck horror in the heart of this town.” “Since I was no bigger than a weevil, they’ve been saying I was evil.” “I’m a wicked young lady, but I’ve been trying hard lately.” “Aw, fuck it, I’m a monster, I admit it!” “They’re underneath the house where I do quite a bit of stowing.” “That was the biggest shit-fight this country’s ever seen.” “I was laughing when they took me away.” “It ain’t such a bad old place to have a home in.” “There’s so much more I could have done if they’d let me!” “I’m happy as a lark now, and everything is fine.”

THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS “They found Mary Bellows cuffed to the bed with a rag in her mouth and a bullet in her head.” “She’d grown up hungry, she’d grown up poor.” “She wanted to see the deep blue sea.” “She checked into a cheap little place.” “I’m a good girl, sir. I couldn’t possibly permit you in.” “In hope and loneliness she crossed the floor, and undid the latch on her front door.” “Mothers, keep your girls at home.” “Tell them this world is full of danger and to shun the company of strangers.”

CROW JANE “Horrors in her head that her tongue dare not name.” “She lives alone by the river.” “The company closed down the mine.” “Seems you’ve remembered how to sleep.” “I asked that girl which road she was taking. Said she was walking the road of hate.” “They’ve followed you right back to your gate.”

O’MALLEY’S BAR “I’ve been known to be quite handsome in a certain angle and in certain light.” “You wouldn’t be the first.” “My hand decided that the time was nigh.” “When I shot him, I was so handsome.” “I bear no grudge against you.” “I am the man for which no God waits but for which the whole world yearns.” “I’m marked by darkness and by blood and by a thousand powder-burns.” “You know those fish with the swollen lips that clean the ocean floor?” “Amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke but she pulled the best beer in town.” “I shot that motherfucker down.” “I have no free will!” “If I have no free will then how can I be morally culpable, I wonder.” “I’ve lived in this town for thirty years- to no one I am a stranger.” “I want to introduce myself and I am glad that all you came.” “I leapt upon the bar and then I shouted out my name.” “With an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brick, I split his skull in half.” “The light in there was blinding full of God and ghosts of truth.” “The remorse I felt, remorse I had, it clung to everything.” “Did you know I lived in your street?” “Drop your weapons and come out with your hands held in the air.” “I had one long hard think about dying.” “There must have been fifty cops out there.”

DEATH IS NOT THE END “When you’re sad and when you’re lonely and you haven’t got a friend, just remember that death is not the end.” “Remember that death is not the end.” “When you’re standing at the crossroads that you cannot comprehend, just remember that death is not the end.” “The bright light of salvation shines in dark and empty skies.” “When the cities are on fire with the burning flesh of men, just remember that death is not the end.”

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hello! i’m chelsea. i’m 27, lgbt+ and struggle with mental illness. thanks to the current state of our world, i am currently without a job. my mom and my roommate have both been so helpful in the money department, but i don’t want to have to rely on them. thankfully, i should be starting work soon, but in the meantime (and even when i do have a job) it would be a huge help to have a little extra cash in my pocket, and making these kinds of things for people is a lot of fun for me.

i can use content from movies, tv, music videos, cartoons, video games, interviews, photoshoots, etc. as long as i have access to it online, i can use it, with the exception of fanart.

ICONS - $4 for 50, $6 for 100. $3 for every additional 50. or dash icons $1.50 for 1, $1 for each additional

BANNERS - $6 (this includes mobile headers, post banners, and images for google docs. if you buy in bulk, i will give you a discount, varying depending on complexity and how many you get.)

PROMOS - $7-$10 depending on detail and complexity

CUSTOM PSDS - $4 (if you’re getting something else done and you want a custom psd to go along with it, it will be only $2)

UNEDITED SCREENCAPS - $5 for a full episode or movie, $3.50 for each additional episode or movie. +$1 if you want screencaps of just one particular person.

EXAMPLES FOUND HERE.

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hey guys! i just want to let everyone know that i have set up a blog for rp photoshop commissions @whatnotcomms. if you’re looking for someone to get comms from, or psds etc. or you just want to support me, consider checking it out and maybe giving it a follow. thanks! i hope you’re all hanging in there.

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---------------CHI WITH A C’S AMERICAN HORROR STORY PARODY SENTENCE STARTERS taken from this video. change as needed.

“God, they didn’t die in here or anything, did they?” “I’m pretty sure you’re Jessica Lange.” “Why did you eat all the poptarts?” “I’m sorry, who’re you? How do people keep getting into my fucking house?” “We all know you ran over five people on your way to work this morning.” “First up, telekinesis. You must be able to touch your nose with your tongue.” “Surprise, bitch. I’m more powerful than any of you assholes put together.” “She comes back in Apocalypse, chicken.” “Today, I noticed something I had never noticed before. I am Sarah Paulson.” “We’re just so sad ‘cause it’s your last season, Jessica.” “Ryan Murphy is going to make me a star.” “Eight hundred dollars? I booked for a night, not a year.” “We have Lady Gaga.” “There could be a hundred people in a hotel, and ninety-nine don’t believe in you, and just one does. And that, for me, was Ryan Murphy.” “Think Four Seasons but with ghosts.” “I’m stuck here for forever.” “I kept trying to drop hints to ____ that I want to leave.” “I felt like I was in an episode of American Horror Story.” “There’s someone staring at me. There’s someone on that wall and she looks exactly like me.” “Oh, honey, did you drop your pen? I can pick that up for you for twenty-five thousand dollars. I take cash.” “Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, what was that?” “Fuck you, America! Fuck you, world! USA!” “She’s scared of everything. She’s scared of grapes, twelve o’clock, the moon, elbows.” “You need to come home, right now. We have a national crisis. We need to phone Andy Cohen. They’ve replaced Real House Wives of Beverly Hills with Atlanta.” “At first I was afraid... I was petrified. I kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.” “It’s pretty fucking dramatic for a receptionist but whatever.” “As purples, you’ve all survived Lockdown 2020.” “Hey, dad? Look, I know you’re the Antichrist and stuff, but do we really need to have an apocalypse?” “Wait, you guys, haven’t we done this season?” “You guys, I’ve discovered a new power! ... You’re all Covid free.” “No, I’m sorry, next season. Next season.” “Shake those hips! Yeah, do it for the eighties.” “I just had the perfect idea. Should we go be counselors at a camp? I know the perfect place. A dozen people got murdered there, but you know, life goes on.” “Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want Jesus himself to be looking at. He’s always watching.” “Oh my god, that’s Mr. Shue from Glee.” “We’re in the eighties. That wouldn’t be possible.” “Obviously I’m gonna put Sarah Paulson in every season. That’s just the way I work.”

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-------------------------send a number for a lyric starter alternatively, send a ♬ for me to randomize a choice.

1. from one of my favorite songs 2. from a song by my favorite musical artist 3. from a song i’ve seen performed live 4. from a song i don’t like 5. from a song that plays on the radio 6. from a funny song 7. from a 60s song 8. from a 70s song 9. from an 80s song 10. from a 90s song 11. from an early 2000s song 12. from a song i’ve never heard before 13. from a song from a musical 14. from a song by an lgbt artist 15. from a song i know all the lyrics to 16. from a song i knew as a child 17. from a song in my favorite genre 18. from a song that’s stuck in my head 19. from the last song i listened to 20. from the first song that comes on when i randomize my music

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—————————-UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 2 change as needed.

“I can’t do anything calmly. You know me.” “So, you don’t need a rooster for the eggs?” “I know you’ve got that condition where you’re a bitch.” “How long until we get to ketchup?” “If you need me to delay, text me. I will delay.” “Excuse me. Excuse me! Excuse me!” “I’ve been thinking to myself: hey, I don’t like green beans that much, and I don’t know why!” “For kids to not know what Harry Potter is, I feel like a big boomer, you know? ‘Cause I’m like, spouting about Harry Potter and they’re like ‘what’s that? I only know tiktok.’” “What incident did you have? Tell us about your past.” “You know, when someone’s just walking down the hall and you just, take their shoulders and then you just ram your knee up their ass as hard as you can.” “You lied to me! You’ve never done cocaine!” “My sex appeal is well established in reality but maybe in the other world, my sex appeal carries over and I’ve got some ghosts fawning over me.” “You cook it up on a skriddle. Skittle? Hold on, that’s not it. Griddle! Wait, what’s the one that starts with an S?” “Why is Jeffree Star in an old wheelchair?” “I had to deflate it ‘cause it wouldn’t fit in the car!” “You kicked me in the dick!” “How do you feel about my genitals?” “If a president came up to you and said ‘I need to have sex with you for the goodness of the nation,’ what would you do?” “What if we accidentally did blackface?” “Oh my god, we have to watch 2 girls 1 cup!” “Good God! I could have gone my whole life!”

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--------------------NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS ‘MURDER BALLADS’ SENTENCE STARTERS content warning for violence, murder, language, etc. change as needed.

SONG OF JOY “Allow me to impose on you. I have no place to stay.” “I had no idea what happiness a little love could bring.” “All things move towards their end.” “She grew so sad and lonely.” “Ah, I see sir, that I have your attention!” “How often have I asked that question?” “They were quiet as a mouse. There was no laughter in the house.” “She'd been stabbed repeatedly and stuffed into a sleeping bag.” “Someone's taken four innocent lives.” “They never caught the man. He's still on the loose. It seems he has done many, many more.” “The wind round here gets wicked cold.” “I've left my home. I drift from land to land.” “Do you reckon me a friend?”

STAGGER LEE “Never ever come back no more, ____.” “Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am?” “I don't give a good goddamn.” “I've heard your name down the way and I kick motherfucking asses like you every day.” “Those were the last words that the barkeep said ‘cause ____ put four holes in his motherfucking head.” “Just count the holes in the motherfucker’s head!” “You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.” “You'll have to be gone before my man ____ comes in.” “You better get down on your knees.”

HENRY LEE “Stay all night with me.” “You won't find a girl in this damn world that will compare with me.” “The wind did howl and the wind did blow.” “The girl I have in that merry green land, I love far better than thee.” “With a little pen-knife held in her hand, she plugged him through and through.” “Come take him by his feet.” “Throw him in this deep, deep well.” “Lie there, ____, till the flesh drops from your bones.” “The girl you have in that merry green land can wait forever for you to come home.”

LOVELY CREATURE “There she stands, this lovely creature.” "I asked would she walk with me a while.” “I’ll walk with you a while.” “At night the deserts writhed with diabolical things.” “The wind lashed and it whipped me.” “When I got home, my creature was no longer with me.” “Somewhere she lies, this lovely creature, beneath the slow drifting sands.”

WHERE THE WILD ROSES GROW “They call me ____ but my name is ____.” “Why they call me it, I do not know.” “From the first day I saw her, I knew she was the one.” “Her lips were the color of the roses that grew down the river, all bloody and wild.” “My trembling subsided in his sure embrace.” “He wiped at the tears that ran down my face.” “She was more beautiful than any woman I've seen.” “Do you know where the wild roses grow?” “Give me your loss and your sorrow.” “The last thing I heard was a muttered word as he knelt above me with a rock in his fist.” “All beauty must die.”

THE CURSE OF MILLHAVEN “I live in a town called ____ and it's small and it's mean and it's cold.” “If you come around just as the sun goes down, you can watch the whole thing turn to gold.” “It's around about then that I used to go a-roaming.” “All God's children, they all gotta die.” “My mama often told me that we all got to die.” “They found him the next week up in One Mile Creek.” “We all had to watch as he buried her.” “Our little town fell into a state of shock.” “A lot of people were saying things that made little sense.” “Foul play can really get a small town going.” “Twenty cops burst through my door without even phoning.” “I've struck horror in the heart of this town.” “Since I was no bigger than a weevil, they've been saying I was evil.” “I'm a wicked young lady, but I've been trying hard lately.” “Aw, fuck it, I'm a monster, I admit it!” “They're underneath the house where I do quite a bit of stowing.” “That was the biggest shit-fight this country's ever seen.” “I was laughing when they took me away.” “It ain't such a bad old place to have a home in.” “There's so much more I could have done if they'd let me!" “I'm happy as a lark now, and everything is fine.”

THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS “They found Mary Bellows cuffed to the bed with a rag in her mouth and a bullet in her head.” “She'd grown up hungry, she'd grown up poor.” “She wanted to see the deep blue sea.” “She checked into a cheap little place.” “I’m a good girl, sir. I couldn’t possibly permit you in.” “In hope and loneliness she crossed the floor, and undid the latch on her front door.” “Mothers, keep your girls at home.” “Tell them this world is full of danger and to shun the company of strangers.”

CROW JANE “Horrors in her head that her tongue dare not name.” “She lives alone by the river.” “The company closed down the mine.” “Seems you’ve remembered how to sleep.” “I asked that girl which road she was taking. Said she was walking the road of hate.” “They've followed you right back to your gate.”

O’MALLEY’S BAR “I've been known to be quite handsome in a certain angle and in certain light.” “You wouldn’t be the first.” “My hand decided that the time was nigh.” “When I shot him, I was so handsome.” “I bear no grudge against you.” “I am the man for which no God waits but for which the whole world yearns.” “I'm marked by darkness and by blood and by a thousand powder-burns.” “You know those fish with the swollen lips that clean the ocean floor?” “Amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke but she pulled the best beer in town.” “I shot that motherfucker down.” “I have no free will!” “If I have no free will then how can I be morally culpable, I wonder.” “I've lived in this town for thirty years- to no one I am a stranger.” “I want to introduce myself and I am glad that all you came.” “I leapt upon the bar and then I shouted out my name.” “With an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brick, I split his skull in half.” “The light in there was blinding full of God and ghosts of truth.” “The remorse I felt, remorse I had, it clung to everything.” “Did you know I lived in your street?” “Drop your weapons and come out with your hands held in the air.” “I had one long hard think about dying.” “There must have been fifty cops out there.”

DEATH IS NOT THE END “When you’re sad and when you’re lonely and you haven’t got a friend, just remember that death is not the end.” “Remember that death is not the end.” “When you’re standing at the crossroads that you cannot comprehend, just remember that death is not the end.” “The bright light of salvation shines in dark and empty skies.” “When the cities are on fire with the burning flesh of men, just remember that death is not the end.”

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----------------------------UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS change pronouns as needed.

“Do I look like Jeff Bezos? That capitalist pig.” “This is what it means to go even further beyond!” “You think I can fit my thick ass through there?” “Were pirates real?” “I cleaned this damn pool.” "Even when you're quiet, you're mostly annoying." “Is this chiropracty?” “When you walk into a room, people are going to look at you and say ‘wow’.” “You say I had a rough night- It was a lovely night! You know? We weren’t fucking. We were making love.” “I’ve got a crucifix. Jebus is on my side.” “Get some paper towels, get some water. We’re gonna fucking waterboard this guy.” "Would you say I'm a friend? Or a foe? Which angel am I on your shoulder?" "Look at your small penis. I bet you can't do anything with that, huh?" “If I lube myself up, I’ll slip right through Hell and get into Heaven.” “I’m about to blow your chode!” “I feel like I’m in the womb.” “How big do you think Santa’s dick is?” “I’m making a reservoir of wax in your belly button.” “You know, the whole process of crucification was actually quite horrible.” “This is just to keep our hands holding Jesus and not penis.” “Here’s a personalized station of death metal songs.” “Don’t try it at all or you’ll die if you try this thing at home.” “If everyone around us is tall, does that mean that we’re actually short?” "I love hammering, and I'm super good at it. But what if you showed me your hammering skills?" “Imagine yourself, if you had a knife and you stuck it into your butthole.” “Hi. You’re gonna die.” “Demons cannot get into your soul!” “Chuck it directly for the center of the crotch.” “He thinks I’m a masochist but I’m not!” “If you’re going to the US, don’t bother with Kansas.” “Do Whos fuck?” "Touch your cheek against my cheek. Come on." "I like the way it makes my meat jiggle."

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