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Thank you so much to everyone who gave me some recommendations!!! I'm so excited to read through these!!

Recommendations.. PLEASE!?

Long story short- I have a hefty goal of reading 100 books this year! Everytime I read fanfiction lately I can't help but feel guilty because it's not a "real book" that I can count towards my goal (although I have definitely read fanfictions better than actual published work...that's a different conversation)

So! That brings me to: does anyone have any good whumpy book recs??? I don't care genre ect, I'm super open to anything! I am just missing enjoying whump and google is no help 😭

#whump recs #books

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Recommendations.. PLEASE!?

Long story short- I have a hefty goal of reading 100 books this year! Everytime I read fanfiction lately I can't help but feel guilty because it's not a "real book" that I can count towards my goal (although I have definitely read fanfictions better than actual published work...that's a different conversation)

So! That brings me to: does anyone have any good whumpy book recs??? I don't care genre ect, I'm super open to anything! I am just missing enjoying whump and google is no help 😭

#calling everyone in the #whump community #whumpy books #whump rec #pleaseere?

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ALDIS HODGE as ALEC HARDISON in LEVERAGE, 1.1 THE NIGERIAN JOB

#HIM

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#cant believe this is still getting notes #some of the replies are so funny I love yall #also woah 2018 was 6 years ago 😭 how

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Google out here outing my business 😭😂

#yes i do visit often and what of it #txf #fox mulder #hes my babygirl

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Is Fox Mulder the most comically-brutalized protagonist in television history? Not only is he shot and beaten up on a regular basis, but the list of extreme and exotic injuries he accrues over the course of the series has got to be some kind of TV cop record. The man is mind-wiped by the military in only the second episode. For any other TV cop, that would be a career-defining event, but it’s just a day in the life of Agent Spooky.

Bro was cocooned by carnivorous insects, thrown out of a nuclear submarine into the Alaskan tundra by an alien bounty hunter, beaten up by an invisible gorilla. He was experimented on in a Siberian gulag, drowned in the Bermuda Triangle, tortured by Neo-Nazis. I wonder what getting Freaky Friday-ed by a malfunctioning UFO cloaking device does to your gonads. How much radiation has he been exposed to? Someone test this man’s hair follicles. How many mysterious bodily fluids has he dipped his finger in and tasted at crime scenes? Dear God, someone test him for HIV. Imagine being the FBI doctor who administers his physicals.

Remember when the Shadow Government was putting LSD in Mulder’s water tank? Our boy got blown up in an underground train car and resurrected in a Navajo healing ceremony, and that’s not even the last train car he would get blown up in. One time, his lungs were filled with mutated tobacco beetles. Hoss let a quack doctor give him ketamine and drill a hole in his goddamn skull. In an unrelated incident, he had a chunk of his brain stolen. He was locked in a padded cell, trapped inside of a video game, and— of course —abducted by aliens. Fox Mulder was fully dead, and then came back to life after being exhumed, and nobody even seemed that surprised when he rolled up at the J. Edgar Hoover building like nothing had happened.

Am I missing anything? How is this man still alive? His body must be like a pillowcase full of broken lightbulbs. Every time he moves, you just hear crunching.

#and i love him for it

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I’m watching Kill Switch and I love how Mulder’s dream Scully is a ninja who beats up all the evil nurses to save him. He only gets suspicious when she comes over and questions him instead of fussing over him. I love the way he squeaks out “look” at his disfigured arms, expecting her to run her fingers through his hair, and when she doesn’t immediately tend to him he gets suspicious 😂

#them ❤️ #the x files #fox mulder #dana scully

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The X-Files 4x23 Demons

#this ep lives in my head rent free istg

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The X-Files 1x12 Fire

Part 3

#my latest obsession #the x files #fox mulder #david duchovny #whump #smoke inhalation #oxygen mask #dana scully #gillian anderson #worried caretaker

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Сaptive

#why did i think that was ryan reynolds in the 3rd gif

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MOON KNIGHT (2023) S01E01: The Goldfish Problem

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Badges, Completionists and Feedback

Beloved whumpers, as October 31st draws to a close we wanted to say a huge thank you for everyone who took part for the sixth Whumptober. We've had a wonderful first year as mods, and we hope everyone has had a great time too!

Without further ado we would love for you all to now have the long-awaited badges to commemorate your completion/participation...

...as well as a new secret achievement!

This year we wanted to add a secret achievement badge for a little extra fun - like a hidden Easter egg in a video game. After the trope vote this year, we saw that Reluctant Whumper was the least-voted for trope, so we added it to the alternatives list with the secret achievement idea in mind.

So, if you are a creator who chose to use the Reluctant Whumper trope this year, the below badge is for you - congratualtions!

Call for Completionists and Feedback:

Now, before you right click+save image on your badges, if you were a completionist (i.e. filled 31 prompts), please let us know via the form below so we can tag you in the coming completionist posts!

There is also a second form that you can fill out if you wish to provide some feedback on the event this year! If you have any suggestions on ways we can improve the event, or opinions on what you enjoy about the event, then please let us know!

Completionists Form [Closes November 4th]

Feedback Survey

(The prompts list can be found HERE)

#HAPPY WHUMPTOBER YALL #i think this was the first year im an official completionist in like FOREVERRRRR #IM SO HAPPY I MADE IT!!!

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When I was drowning, that's when I could finally breathe

#whumptober2023 #emptiness #no.31 #ofmd #ed teach #blackbeard #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #whumptober #fan art

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I miss them

#whumptober2023 #bridal carry #no.30 #merlin #percival #bbc merlin #fan art

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Memories are not always Poe's best friend...

#whumptober2023 #troubled past resurfacing #no.29 #star wars #poe dameron #fan art

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Uh oh Diego!

#whumptober2023 #bloody knife #no.28 #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #tua #whump art #my art