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But like, how many "love of my life"s does someone get? Because I have had and lost two different perfect loves and I don't know if I get to have another one. Maybe I've already had my fair share.

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This is so pure. :)

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The most awkward foods to eat on a date - Full video

#awkward #dating #single life #food #cute #romantic #you can do it

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See you soon, bitch.

#toospicy #oops #tina belcher #bob's burgers #flirting #awkward

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When true love gets in the way of friendship.

#food #boyfriend #friendship #tacos #food is my boyfriend #hangry #hungry

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You know what? Yeah, I'm scarred. But that's ok. Because those scars mean that I once met a monster and I'm the one who lived to tell the tale.

#scars #monster #myownwhiteknight

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I swear, waking up after a super depressive and emotional night is probably just like waking up after getting black out drunk.

#whatdidido #whodidxanaxtext

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Am I the only one who get unreasonably excited in public restrooms when I’m the one who gets to slide the divider over and start the new roll of toilet paper?

#maybeitsweird #toilet paper #excited #why am i excited #is that weird? #sense of accomplishment

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Badass vintage and modern female movie characters

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Why don’t I have more friends? I mean, I have ice cream sandwiches.

#ice cream #be my friend

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Things that make it hard to make new friends:

1) Being socially awkward 2) Social anxiety 3) Accidentally being a bitch.

But the best is unintentionally rolling all three into a megapunch of passive aggressive assholery. Whoops.

#accident #passive aggressive #be my friend