yeahitsmebj

[yeahitsmebj]

I was looking across all of my art, in which none of it ever gets finished, and came across this heap of chaos

Bringing fem-ziraphale to life always makes me giggle because shes a force of nature

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #fanart #ineffable wives #genderswap #i like to make fake scenarios and it’s really aad #good omens 2 #art #comics

[yeahitsmebj]

Hello Mr. Gaiman, long time listener, first time caller. Are you ever going to make the old men fuck, nasty style?

I’m never sure how to respond to you Shadwell/Job shippers. Perhaps you should expend your energies on AO3.

[yeahitsmebj]

IM SCREAMING. HE ANSWERED. hi neil

hi neil!

i haven’t been a good omens junkie nearly as long as my peers; however, over the past year and a half, not a day has gone by in which i do not think about them and/or look at them. it has become my entire existence, and i’m too attached to actually do anything about it.

that’s not the point. the reason why i am actually here is because i have a question (with backstory):

i came across a theory the other day in which someone quoted your iconic “it all started, as it will end, in a garden”…or something along the lines of that…and their interpretation almost gave me nightmares. the post stated that the idea of everything ending in a garden might not be what we assume it to be…hence, a garden in the south downs (something everyone is absolutely begging for). what was absolutely terrifying about this thought was the point that said garden might be a cemetery…a cemetery that shows up quite often in the beautiful intros. i’m afraid that there is fear that you might kill off aziraphale and/or crowley….and both seeing and seeing that in words does not sound right…BUT STILL anything is possible in the Gaiman-verse. we’ve been traumatized enough during season 2, and there might be casualties if there is more angst…

i’m genuinely curious about your opinion on this theory

I believe that being the author excuses me from theories.

[yeahitsmebj]

(SHES SCRAWNY- I KNOW. I WAS JUST THROWING OUT OUFIT IDEAS) i was in one of my world history classes, enjoying the glorious topic of WWII (not really; it’s very sad), and i just started doodling. anyway, here’s my idea for 1941 aziraphale. lmk if you want the crowley too. (it’s just fem crowley in the same fit as the show)

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #fanart #ineffable wives #genderswap #i like to make fake scenarios and it’s really aad #good omens 2 #art #good omens 1941 #comics #lesbians

[yeahitsmebj]

this. i said this to a friend today

How're you feeling about David's BAFTA nomination for season 2??

Proud but perplexed. It's hard not to think of him and Michael as a set. I hope Michael gets a nomination for Season 3.

[yeahitsmebj]

@neil-gaiman ,

if, at any point in time, you may need a little 16 year old, bright-red headed, tiny footed, american, little shit who wears leather and has unrealistic dreams of working in the entertainment industry for Good Omens 3, i volunteer as tribute.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #renew good omens #good omens 3 #i have unrealistic expectations for myself #delulu #neil gaiman #official application to sell my soul

[yeahitsmebj]

Oh. Good lord.

Aziraphale: you have to take that off. It’s offensive.

Crowley: dont want to.

Aziraphale: seriously crowley, take it off.

Crowley: psh. you take it off.

Aziraphale: *malfunctions. Doesnt know wether to be offended or flustered*

Crowley: WHAT?! oh.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #fanart #ineffable wives #genderswap #i like to make fake scenarios and it’s really aad #art #good omens 2 #comics #nun

[yeahitsmebj]

this is legit.

-crowleys apartment-

*frantic knocking*

crowley, grumbling: alright! I’m coming *opens the door*

aziraphale, frightened: crowley! I need your help. I’m afraid the bookshop is haunted!

crowley: …

crowley: what?

aziraphale, wringing his hands: I know it sounds silly but there is a ghost in the bookshop. and I think it’s angry…

crowley: what do you want me to do about it?

aziraphale: I was wondering if I could possibly spend the night with you?

crowley: …

crowley, swallows: uh…sure

-later, the bookshop-

crowley: *enters*

crowley: *looks around; opens a bookcase*

muriel, inside the bookcase, relieved: oh, mr crowley, it’s you. can I come out yet?

crowley, shushing: not yet, you’re doing a great job. just keep it up a little while longer. you know, rattling the handles and making all that noise

muriel, nods: okay, mr. crowley, if you say so

crowley, smirking: don’t worry, the plan is working brilliantly

-earlier-

muriel, confused, muffled: I don’t see why I have to stay in the bookcase when he’s not here

aziraphale: to make it believable! besides he’s on his way now so remember, put on your best performance

muriel, who is not getting paid enough for this shit: yes mr. aziraphale

[yeahitsmebj]

i had a weird dream that i got turned into a vampire and had no idea what i was doing, so me and my friend had to go hunt down @neil-gaiman because he was the only person who could help us. we found him and he agreed to help us with our situation. we got on the road and ran into his enemy from a war???? but they made up and his friend agreed to hitch us a ride to new york. so, we go to new york and Neil is training us by robbing people’s apartments and parkour-ing our way out of it. then… me and my friend get caught and we’re back on the road again. a few days later we’re on a blimp with Jennifer Coolidge and David Tennant? then David is like “i wanna join”, so we turn him and then he robs an apartment with us. we get absolutely busted and are wiping memories left and right….the police weren’t happy. then, my sister busted in and woke me up

(i’m sorry @neil-gaiman that you had to go through that with us)

#neil gaiman #dreams #dream journal #weird shit #vampire #david tennant

[yeahitsmebj]

Gold. Absolutely gold

shax, unimpressed: so…you and that angel-

crowley, sweating: what angel?

shax: the one sitting in your lap

aziraphale, nonchalant: I-I…tripped

shax: …

crowley, smiles innocently: we’re not a couple

aziraphale, shakes his head: no! we just see each other day

crowley: live together

aziraphale: dine together

crowley, scoffs: can’t stand him, really

aziraphale, nods: not worth my time

crowley: posh bastard

aziraphale: terrible kisser

crowley: …

shax: …

aziraphale, clears his throat: I-I imagine

shax: …

[yeahitsmebj]

I LOVE DOODLING THEM

You guys should fully expect to see them more commonly as doodles rather than legit works

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #fanart #ineffable wives #genderswap #i like to make fake scenarios and it’s really aad #good omens 2 #comics #doodle #bored doodle

[yeahitsmebj]

Silly doodles

A lot of people wanted a part 3 but I'm currently in the process of making it. Take this doodle instead.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #fanart #ineffable wives #genderswap #i like to make fake scenarios and it’s really aad #good omens 2 #comics #bored doodle #art

[yeahitsmebj]

i don’t mean to be a #crowley kinnie but i feel like this needs to be shared. my poor best friend’s first kiss was me and it was because i didn’t see her for a week. i regret nothing.

#crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #best friends #crowley kinnie #first kiss

[yeahitsmebj]

someone has to make sure that david/michael/neil sees this

business in the front

party in the back

[yeahitsmebj]

i miss them

David Tennant and Michael Sheen keep popping up in each other's other's shows & appearances

Have I Got News for You (2023)

The Last Leg (2023)

Memory Lane (2020)

Amazon Live Good Omens chat with Neil Gaiman and David Tennant (2020)

National Television Awards (2021)

There's Something About Movies (2021)

David Tennant does a Podcast With... (2019)

[yeahitsmebj]

i bet the good omens fandom feels like, to @neil-gaiman , being lathered in peanut butter and shoved into a room full of starving chihuahuas. his only defense is a jar of that peanut butter and throwing handfuls of it is the only thing keeping the chihuahuas calm.

#good omens #neil gaiman #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable partners #i am holding on by a thread

[yeahitsmebj]

i have this ONE angel wing earring that i finally took out after like a week (yes i was wearing ONE singular earring). it fell on the floor and i had no idea, so when i walked into the room….i STEPPED ON IT. it went through my heel and i ended up squawking like a bird and then collapsed on the floor…my friend was my witness and wasn’t even surprised at that point.

is this a sign????

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #funnyshit #i keep getting myself into unfortunate situations