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leohamatoblog · 2 months

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What They Text You: Applies to any...cause they're all a bunch of dorky teens and i dont care what anyone says.

Leo:

• look at my new plant

• would you like to have tea tomorrow?

• you look so pretty 😍 leo you cant see me and? i bet you do

• am i really an old man???? 😭😭😭

• be honest, do you think raph can beat me in an arm wrestle? if you dont answer in 5 minutes, i will assume it's yes and i will prove you wrong.

• good morning honey. have a wonderful day today! ❤️

• are you still mad at me...? LEO YOU SET MY MICROWAVE ON FIRE. so is that a yes?

• have you eaten yet? you need to eat...and drink something other than (your favorite drink)

• i got benched because i can't stop throwing up. i'm fine! leo...you threw up blood literally 10 minutes ago. it was only a little 🙄

• i'm in desperate need of a kiss right now.

• check out my new katanas

• remember that i love you 🥰🥰❤️

• for the last time, i wont download tik tok. you know how bad i hyperfixate 😠

• stop playing candy crush and pay attention to me

• keep it up and you won't get the knots worked out of your shoulders.

• mikey just called me a boomer...i feel like i should be offended. you are a boomer. I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

• y/n, i love you, but for the love of god, PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCKS.

• *drunk* im in a relationship why do i have your name as my love cause my girl/boyfriend/partner will definitely not like that and i dont know who you are but they will kick your ass and i dont even feel sorry cause you arent love leo...you're drunk. NO IM TAKEN

• call me cause i would like to hear about your day and i miss you

• i love you my love ❤️

Raph:

• come watch me bench im bored

• can you please come get mikey before i hit him?

• wear that giant sweatshirt to our date. ya look adorable in it

• why did you ask donnie to help you with your homework?? um...cause it's about neurons and receptors in the brain. i could've helped with google! 😒

• YOU NEED TO COME KILL THIS COCKROACH RIGHT NOW.

• hey babe. how was your day? ❤️

• have i ever told you how beautiful you are? what did you do. nothing...? i just think you're beautiful. raphael. fine..i broke casey's nose. AGAIN!?!

• i'm so tired...wanna come nap with me?

• facetime me so i can show you this cool trick spike can do

• remember how i said i was going to be more level headed? well donnie's new robot almost broke my arm and it's no more. you lasted 1 day more than the last time.

• *you sent a selfie* yeahhhh that's my baby 😍😍

• eat or im fighting you.

• jokes on you ive always been completely unhinged and it's bold of you to think i cant be worse.

• im sick. can you bring me some soup? 😣

• i miss you like a lot and i hate when you're gone

• i love you a whole lot 😘

• im just gonna start carrying you everywhere if you dont stop tripping over NOTHING. im just gonna trip harder. Y/N NO.

• mikey said we're his parents just an fyi. he's always been my son

• i made waffles. you better come eat some

• damn babe you're fine 🤤

Donnie:

• no i wont do your homework for you

• tell shelldon to stop talking back to me before i ground him for eternity

• im in a house of IDIOTS. technically it's a lair. not now y/n.

• you look like a pile of swans in that sweater 🥰

• i can't sleep. wanna play online scrabble?

• sweetie you need to eat more than a bag of gummy worms and a bag of doritos

• you need to come sit with me while i work because i need an extra set of eyes. you just miss me 😏 don't start.

• don't call a plumber! i know how to fix the sink. i got this 😎 donnie the pipe exploded the last time you "had" this.

• *you sent a selfie* you look nice

• im gonna blow up. a person, a thing, a place, all of the above? yes.

• you need to drink straight broth, it'll help soothe your stomach ache

• im dying. you have a cold.

• i love you but please stop trying to assemble ikea furniture on your own.

• good luck on your exams/work project! 😘

• TELL RAPH TO STOP PICKING ME UP TO MOVE ME.

• leo just called me an asparagus. i didn't know how to respond so his phone will self destuct in 5 minutes. DONNIE.

• you're so pretty 🥺

• i made you something and you have to come get it right now. im literally about to have my wisdom teeth out. reschedule it

• listen to the playlist i made you or else im disabling your pirated tv show service

• thanks for listening to me 💜

Mikey:

• babe come snuggle with me

• i made you brownies so come eat them with me while we watch crognard

• i haven't seen you in so long 😭 you saw me this morning. BUT THAT WAS HOURS AGO

• angelcakessssss i love you

• look at this cat video i found

• FACETIME ME THERES A PUPPY

• are you awake? mikey it's 3 am. good, so would you still love me if i was a worm? go to sleep.

• i bet you look like a cuddly bear today 🥰

• im so hungry. can you bring me ice cream?

• raph wont stop being mean to me. can you beat him up? cause a (your height) tall human can beat a 6ft turtle's ass 😑 i believe in you.

• im coming over with my new call of duty game and we're having a game a thon!

• i found a cat. mikey no. his name is gerald. MIKEY WE ALREADY HAVE 10 OF THEM. HALF ARE NAMED GERALD.

• i made you a mixtape i cant wait for you to hear it

• how mad would you be if i crashed the shell razor in a derby and broke my arm? very. then i did not do that.

• im sick. come help me feel better 😭

• call me cause april just told me something about casey that's wild

• i found this cool rock that i think you'll like

• it's so cool i can date you. you're for real the coolest. you broke my coffee table again didn't you? no...maybe.

• im bringing you lunch cause my baby needs to eat!

• this song reminds me of you 💕

#rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt ask blog #tmnt bayverse #tmnt donatello #tmnt leonardo #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #ask blog #tmnt 2003 #tmnt headcanons

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kingcunny · 1 month

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I think it's very possible Viserys was considering suicide in Ep 3. I think part of his impatience to have Rhaenyra married was he felt if she were "settled," he could go. ("I will not live forever. I wish to see you contented.") Heirs of her own would better secure her claim, she would have a husband and children to distract her, and she might even forgive him...for everything.

He's done his duty but providing a spare (soon to be two) to strengthen the line. Getting his heir married and her own succession settled is the last thing to tick off the list. And I think part of his anguish at the hunt is the slow realization that that's not enough. His lords are openly discussing her being replaced as heir, and he is her only champion. Her only protection--which both thrills and terrifies him. He can't rest yet. But if Aegon were heir, maybe he could? Rhaenyra might trade her crown for her freedom and happiness? She might eventually forgive him? Even remember him fondly?

And then she marries Laenor, and Viserys rapidly deteriorates. I think he was beginning to give up. But then Rhaenyra starts birthing brunettes, and that means his watch is not yet ended. So he hangs on for another 16 years or so. And it's when he sees Rhaenyra happy with her family with her position unambiguously affirmed, he can finally let go.

--EIHF Anon

oooh my GOD. this completely recontextualizes that entire episode. i had to go and rewatch it with this framing in mind.

hes done his duty to his grandfather. hes given the throne an heir. he has at least one spare thats safely out of SIDS territory (not that hed know that term, but the idea of it yknow). and another spare on the way Just in Case. hes tired. he wants to hang it up. he wants to see aemma and balerion and his parents again.

viserys cares a lot about his reputation, his legacy. he wants to be remembered fondly. he asks rhaenyra to join him on the hunt so he could give her one last good memory together, so they could be a family again, before hes gone. but she wont play along with his plans.

vis tries to match rhaenyra up with jason lannister to give her back what he took from her- a family. if he can find her a husband she likes, someone who can give her children and secure her own lineage and make her happy. maybe she can forgive him. if not in life then maybe once hes gone. once he knows shes taken care of. that she wont be so alone and angry anymore. but even jason is working under the assumption that aegon will be his heir, not rhaenyra. so there goes that plan too. he cant marry rhaenyra off to someone that isnt going to defend her like he would. he cant leave her alone and defenseless.

(also suicidal!vis makes me rethink his frustration with the stepstones being brought up. being reminded that hes leaving problems for rhaenyra? a sort of tongue-in-cheek, that wasnt his problem to begin with and it certainly wont be his to end?)

yknow that thing about how depressed people suddenly becoming very happy for no discernible reason is a warning sign theyve planned their suicide? how viserys seems in a better mood (at least in the beginning of the ep) than weve seen him in the last few episodes? and the reverse of that must also be true. viserys getting Very drunk because he realizes that he cant go yet. that he has to cancel his suicide. he has to stick around keep dealing with all this shit. (maybe a bit of a crisis of faith as well…)

and thats an interesting bit at the end. that maybe, like balerion, viserys ended up living longer than he shouldve. he continued to hold on past the point he shouldve died because he needed to stick around for rhaenyra. and once he feels like his family has made up, that rhaenyras position is secure, shes happy and safe. then he can finally let go.

#god sorry this has been in my drafts forever #viserys i targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #asks #hotd

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lizaluvsthis · 5 months

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I thought about this and now I can't stop thinking about this

According to WOTFI 2023 SMG3's notebook has a descriptions of the events of Snowtrapped, and in "SMG4: SMG4 & SMG3 are forced to hold hands" Mario mentions it has 18+ content within the notebook, so it implies that 3 has a detailed description of him and 4 doing it, which implies 3 remembers the two doing it in enough detail to write about it and have it be considered 18+ content by Mario (who according to SMG4: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT cannot read), unless 3 just writes smut in his free time. SMG34 Deniers cannot deny this (why does my brain do this sometimes?)

I mean- I cant lie but maybe three has also put that somewhere (right after putting those small notes "we dont talk about the igloo" or "we hugged in the igloo")

I'm pretty sure he's hidden it from other of the pages and it was censored (due to youtube/episode purposes) since its shown a bit too mature and kind of- well- smg4's channel is only suitable for 13+ (and also the reason why I restricted my blog 13 up due to some sensitive and cussing moments)

(Damn I hate when kids below my age cusses without their parents being there...)

Anyway- If three had been doing that- then I guess it's hinted since he did mentioned how heavily he needed his secret notebook back (just how much his facial expression and his body movement says that he really really REALLY needed that back) cause ofcourse saying that its got "SECRETS about him and four)

I think this is probably one of those people who secretly writes a diary how theyve had a "falling" with their fated enemy and mightve also put too much- fantasizing- you know...

Um- COUGH- (sorry my nose is bleeding at the moment)

But I guess this calls out a bye bye for smg34 deniers/antis (they dont see it) but if they do still- I'm too tired to protest.

(Three is too drunk enough for this)

#lizaluv #smg34 #smg4 #smg3 #smg4 smg3 #smg3 sussy notebook

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h0n3yk1tt3n · 1 year

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Chloe doesn't need to be the fandom punching bag

And before anyone tries to say I'm defending her actions in Do You Wanna Hang:

1. No I'm fucking not

2. Like all the characters in the show, she's much more nuanced than the 2017 one-dimensional fanonization a lot of older fans still have lingering on their tongues

Since it's the elephant in the room, let's discuss DYWH a little more in depth. (By all means if the subject matter is triggering to you, skim or skip as much as you need to.)

Are Chloe's actions completely out of line? Yes, I'm not denying that. Chloe does in fact kiss Jeremy unprompted, even after he expresses that he "has to go."

But might I remind you that the squip is Literally Preventing Jeremy From Moving And Forcing Him To Stay Just A Few Lines Before This.

Should Chloe have kissed Jeremy when he expressed that he wants to leave? No, and we don't know how stubborn she would've been even if she was sober. (Not that the alcohol is an excuse, obviously.)

On the topic of alcohol:

Despite what many animatics would have you believe, the squip is the one that makes Jeremy drink, THEN makes him kiss Chloe. Chloe didn't do that. All she did was hand him the bottle.

The squip made him drink it. The squip is keeping him here. The squip holds all the cards.

"But Chloe continues to harass him!" I hear you say. Well, let's look at the next few lines, shall we?

Hear me out on this: Before Jake shows up, Chloe's ready to give up. Katlyn's delivery (in two river, I cant speak for off-bway and on) is dejected and tired. Jeremy's giving really mixed signals, she never even liked him in the first place (see "you're less cute when you're talking" from before the Japanese section), she only ever wanted to make Jake (and probably Brooke) jealous, plus she's REALLY drunk and probably starting to feel sick from it. She's "had enough."

Jake finally shows up though, and NOW "the fun begins." Cue the fake sex noises and emphasizing that they're on Jake's parents' bed.

Plus, isn't it weird that only AFTER Jake can see her that she goes on top of Jeremy? She's not touching him while she's being loud and obnoxious, not as it's written in the script. (Granted it doesn't say when Jeremy's shirt came off, but only now does she try to make things LOOK incriminating now that Jake's here.)

She never wanted to sleep with Jeremy. She just wanted Jake to think she did.

Should she have ever put Jeremy in that situation in the first place? FUCKING DURR NO SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE. But can we please just fucking remember who the real villain of the show is? Ya know, the one force that actually made it so that Jeremy COUDLNT LEAVE.

The SECOND the squip is down for the count (after it spouts of "WARNING WARNING" and isn't heard from again until after Christine leaves), Jeremy guns it! And Chloe doesn't stop him! Jake is pissed off, mission accomplished! She doesn't need Jeremy anymore!

Chloe's an insecure teenage girl that's afraid of being insignificant so she makes stupid fucking choices. DYWH in particular is a REALLY stupid choice.

I'm not asking you to forgive her. I'm not asking you to listen to DYWH on repeat. I'm not even asking you to like Chloe. Maybe just don't declare her the worst character in the show and make others others feel like shit for playing with her character and making her more than Hot Girl #1.

Chloe is among the least developed characters, even after script changes, so maybe you can't pick out a lot of redeeming qualities. Maybe there are none in canon. That's never stopped fandom from making things up and projecting onto their blorbos.

She's catty, she's mean, she's pretty much written to be unlikable. But she's a terrible actress, she snaps a hanger in half at the mere mention of Madeline's name, she gives Jeremy the Absolute Most Backhanded Advice during VIMH and it's Hilarious in both versions of the script. ("She probably thinks that acne is hot," she a little confused but she got the spirit. "Don't dump her on Halloween," YOU CAUSED THAT DRAMA YOURSELF. Call it gaslighting but it's Literally played as a joke, much the same as her mini rant in the second verse of Smartphone Hour. And while we're talking about it,, the truth literally comes out during The Play when Brooke and Chloe find out that neither of them slept with Jeremy. How much that gets elaborated on off-screen is up for fanfic/headcanon to decide.)

As much as people can see all sides of the squipcident (ie how Jeremy and Michael both went through hell in their own ways) it seems like EVERYONE demonizes Chloe for one (1) scene that had way more squip interferance than it seems like ANYONE will admit.

I can compartmentalize: Chloe fucked up AND she has really funny moments. Chloe fucked up AND she has a lot of societal pressures as a conventionally attractive teenage girl. Chloe fucked up AND it barely holds a candle to the part the squip played in Jeremy's life ON HALLOWEEN ALONE.

She kissed him once unprompted, got on top of him for 3 seconds, and certainly made him uncomfortable. But the fucking squip assaulted him more than Chloe EVER did by MAKING him drink, MAKING him kiss her when he didn't want it the first time, PREVENTING him from moving, and KNOWING that Chloe was going to try and make a move on him IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE and ACTIVELY KEEPING HIM THERE when it surely would've known that there was SOME PROBABLE OUTCOME where he wouldn't be ok with it, if there was EVER an outcome where he would be ok with it.

Why the fuck are squip redemption fics a thing? (That's a whole other rant on its fucking own, but I have work tomorrow so)

#be more chill #mj says shit #chloe valentine #jeremy heere #squip #jake dillinger #i need to go to sleep #bmc #bmc musical #be more chill musical #i meant to stop writing this like 20 minutes ago fucking hell #if yall can thirst for squip after it tortured jer i think i can flesh out chloes character after she drunkenly bumbled around for 5mins

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aliensthegreat · 6 months

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♡Tintin Headcannons♡

• Isn't a cat person but still likes cats, he loves to pet them when they rub themselves on his legs on the street, his favourite are black and white ones.

• Constantly warm hands, dosent matter how cold it is, his hands are a hot water bottle and there is no changing that.

• Had a bird obsession phase when he was a child, specifically robins, he thought he could relate to them and that they were his best friends because of their breast being reddish like his hair. (his hair used to be a little darker colour, but it got lighter as he got older)

• He got bullied a bit because of his hair when he was a child. He gets super happy when someone compliments his hair, so it makes him happy for days.

• Got him and Snowy matching coloured jackets for long winter walks.

• Loves classical music, mainly Mozart and Bach, and just plays them around the house, sometimes humming the tune.

• Sings to himself and is a really good singer. (not any real songs. He sings as he commentates what he's doing.)

• Absolute pro at ballroom dances and practises Ceilidh dances. (Im putting that extra one in there because, as a Scot, i want to Ceilidh dance with him so bad.)

• Cooks the best meals known to mankind, and when he makes a curry, it doesn't matter whether you like curry or not. You do when he makes it.

• Once, he was really tired after he got Snowy as a puppy because he kept him up all night with barking, and he forgot that he was Belgian, and accidentally told someone he was from Paris.

• Cant understand much of Scots slang or phrases. He just figures out whether it sounds good or bad and how they said it, and then he decides on how to react or reply to whatever the person said. Usually, he just replies with a chuckle and an unsure sounding "yeah".

• As long as he is concentrating, he has oddly neat handwriting, even when writing really fast, probably writes in Calligraphy or something fancy, if it's just quickness without an important meaning, like a little note about what to get from a shop or a reminder to do a simple task, then he writes in wtf does that say. (He can't read it either and then forgets what the note said)

• Cries more when he is happy rather than when he is sad, whatever it is has to be REALLY bad to make him cry, when this happens, he gets clingy and hugs whatever friend is closest for ages even though the hug makes him cry more.

• Cant remember half of what happens on his adventures because he has been hit on the head during pretty much all of them.

• His favourite food is probably either cherries or strawberries.

• His favourite drink is tea with the smallest droplet of milk known to man.

• Was the child that went, "But why?" (You know what im talking about)

• Dosent flirt much, but when he does, he DOES.

• Accidentally got drunk once because of Haddock and flirted with two women, but when he got sober, he found out that said "women" were unfortunately Chang and Haddock. (He never spoke to them for a day because he was rethinking his life chices after that. Chang was traumatized, and Haddock threatened to set him up on a date with Bianca if he done that to either of them again, but they forgave him after he apologised and they all agreed to forget about it. (Chang and Haddock are scared to have Tintin near alcohol to this day even though he doesn't drink much, that non-Tintinlike event just scarred them for life.))

• Scared of hippos, no reason, just scared of them.

#the adventures of tintin #tintin #fictional characters #headcanon

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vaguely-yandere · 2 years

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tbh despite my lowkey sadistic nature, i just can’t bring myself to degrade people</3 i mean, i CAN degrade people and insult my sister all the time, but not romantic partners (unless they ask).

god forbid something PUBLIC. i’ll do a round in a forest or smth, but only because it’s so secluded and the chances of being caught are really really low.

spitting’s another huge no for me. i don’t like making my partners feel like absolute shit bc i get guilty and kinda sad.

with all my roughness i just can’t do it</333

no shame to people who like it, though

all i wanna do is fuck sensitive yandere literally senseless and give praise yk

-poised darling

ah, yes yes! a bit of healthy teasing (which is encouraged heavily by the sensitive yandere if their moans are anything to go by) along with some pegging & praise is good as well! i suppose i have been very mean to sensitive yandere as of late, that poor thing would adore having some sweetness added to their life! esp their sex life (just dont forget how gross sensitive yandere is. they wont force you to do anything but theyll never object to anything you bring up)

i bet praise gets sensitive yandere a whole NEW type of worked up! humiliation and stuff would make them so sensitive, so ashamed, so guilty but praise would automatically overstimulate them and trust me, they've tried their hardest to work through all times of overstimulation just for you. thats why they did exposure therapy! <3

but i really hope you know a good upholster or cover everything you own in plastic and a LOT of water/gatorade in your house because praise will have them gushing for you. they go through a lot of pairs of underwear too :( cant help it, you praised them for getting your fast food order right and kissed them on the cheek! how else were they supposed to react! and you bet they return your affections ten fold... if they can manage to get through their sentence without getting reduced to whimpers because well, your full attention is on them and its just making them so nervous!

and i love the idea you painted earlier, of them being putty in their darlings arms after a round or two, unable to work up the energy to even tremble as their darling cleans them so thoroughly and gently, eventually falling asleep in their arms or mostly asleep if you only have a shower. the poor baby can barely even remember that its you touching them, unable to make their usual whimpers or pleas of more and when it first happens, you're terrified you fucked the obsession out of them but when they wake up it just returns ten fold.

oh and i can see them now, face pressed into a pillow, ass up as they get fucked, having to wear a gag because theyre just so loud and you dont mind, you love their sounds! but your neighbors... well, lets just say you wanna avoid as many embarrassing moments as possible, even if you enjoy humiliating your yandere sometimes (consent goes both way, ESP in voyeurism!) and their face is so red, your pillow is gonna need to go in the dryer from their tears! and if youre in a position where they can hold onto you, you know they'll push your hips closer with their heels, cling to you like a life line as you fuck them nice and hard. they just cant stop themselves, especially when they get sex drunk and just look at you with that dopey fucked out look and its just so adorable when you get them to that sweet spot where they forget theyre obsessed with you and can initiate contact without basically having a panic attack over it. the sloppy kisses, the grabby hands, the vague groans that kinda sound like words, the snuggling oh! its just so so cute! esp when theyre too tired to even get up and they whine when you leave the room for any reason <3

just seeing this anxiety riddled, sweaty, panting, flushing face mess turning into a pure puddle of happiness, the only thing they know pleasure and the fact you bring it,,, i can clearly see the yandere waking up in your arms and starting to hyperventilate, tensing up and just being so embarrassed but you just bring them closer and they nearly explode. cutie!

and their moans! i hope you love vocal partners cause they moan every time you move inside of them(if theyre still coherent at that point) or touch their junk or kiss their neck, anything! breathy little "ah, ah, ah! please, feels good! so go-ah!-od" if you havent managed to make them incoherent (dont worry, its a bit harder than you might think. they worked very hard to make sure you could still use them after they cum <3)

#poised darling #yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere x you #sensitive yandere #yandere imagines #yandere x darling #yandere x y/n #yandere smut #asks

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everythingisblue-if · 2 years

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alright, here's the classic: ROs reaction to them trying to smooch the drunk!MC but the MC push them away because they "already have a partner" (which is the ROs but the MC cant remember them atm lol)

This the classic “drunk MC can’t remember partner” ask. I’ve seen dozens, I’ve liked dozens, and now I’m a part of the dozens 😃

Lane watches you move from the dance floor and stumble into his chest, as his arms instinctively fold around you. Looking up at him, you scramble out of his arms, an apologetic look on your face.

“Sorry,” you say. “I didn’t mean to…run into you.”

He shakes his head, a small smile appearing on his face. “No trouble at all.” He reaches for your hand, pulling you close once more. He dips his head, almost brushing his lips against yours. But you move away in a haste, give Lane a frown.

“No, don’t kiss me. I have a boyfriend.” You raise your pointer finger as if making a point. “And he would be upset if another man kissed me.”

Lane furrowed his brows, his lips pursed. “I don’t believe he would be upset if you kissed me.”

Simon stood back with his arms crossed, a disgusted look on his face as he watches you vomit all over the garden. He groans once you start sputtering again, and he thinks of walking away, but he knew you needed support. Physical support, as you were not able to walk the stairs alone.

You heave, and he took a step closer, making sure you completely stopped releasing fluids. Hesitantly, he puts a consoling hand on the back of your hunched figure. Giving it a little rub, a small laugh came from him. “I should’ve known that there wasn’t a limit for you.”

Huffing, you stand straight, your bones popping and aching. Bags hung under your eyes, and small drool was on the corner of your mouth. Simon gives you a small smile, wrapping his arm around your waist. “I apologize, gorgeous. I hope you’re alright.”

You nodded slowly as Simon brought his lips to your cheek. And as soon as he made contact, you scrambled away, upsetting your stomach again from the fast movement. You moan, clutching your abdomen. “Sorry, but no. Only Simon can…kiss me,” you say as you double over again.

Simon chuckled, placing his hand once again on your back. “And only Simon can carry you to bed tonight.”

Henery watches you trip over to round table he was seated at. He takes a cool sip of his water, peering at you through the glass. You take a hold of the table cloth, gripping it as you tried to balance yourself. Henery pulled out a chair beside him; one you instantly fell into.

You groan, slouching in the chair, rubbing your tired eyes. Henery sighed, pushing his glass of water towards you. “I told you not to drink your weight.”

You lean forward and lump yourself on the table. You pressed the side of your head down, as your eyes blearily looked up at Henery’s disapproving frown. “Thanks,” you tell him, but you ignore it, and don’t even touch the glass.

Henery scooted his chair closer to you, leaning his head down to press a doting kiss on your temple. Your mind was hazy until you understood the situation. Sitting up, your chair screeched across the floor as you pushed yourself away from him.

You swipe at your temple, trying to wipe off his kiss. “Don’t do that. I have a boyfriend.”

Henery quirked a brow, a small smile playing on his lips. He leaned back in his chair, taking a hold of his glass that you left alone. “You need to drink your weight in water tonight.”

B walks you down the hallway, as you drunkenly lean all your weight against them. B smiles at you as they walk you to your bed. You mumble groggily as you almost trip over your own feet.

“Careful,” B said. “We wouldn’t want your pretty face to get hurt.” They kiss you on the top of your head, smiling against it.

But that move made you pull away, losing all of your support. You fall into a wall, leaning on the cool surface. “No kissing…only my partner can do that.”

B rolled their eyes, but they were amused. “That makes me very proud I’m your partner then.”

You blink at them, no recognition coming forward. “…who?”

Samara grimaces as you dance with wild abandon in the hallway. You two were trying to make it to bed, but it was deemed impossible as you wanted to party. Samara held your hand, leading you up the large stairs. You laugh loudly, the sound echoing from wall to wall.

Samara shushes you, as you pass a group of guards. “Do not be so loud, dear. We have to act like actual royalty.”

You roll your eyes, letting go of her hand and skipping up the next steps. “Royalty, schm-oyalty.”

Samara rushed up the last steps to you, taking your hand back in hers. She tugs you back to her, giving you a quick kiss on the back of your hand. “Listen to me, dear. You—“

“No,” you say, pulling your hand back from her. “Don’t kiss my hand like that. I already have a girlfriend who does that to me.”

Samara scoffs, rubbing her temples with her slender fingers. “I’m too tired for this nonsense.”

M rustles through your wardrobe closet as tousle and turn on the bed. You moan incessantly as you kick pillows to the floor, and curl yourself into the cotton blanket. M loved having fun with you, but it became tiring once you got drunk.

M looked over their shoulder, watching you make a snow angel on the blanket. They shook their head, producing a pajama set from the closet. Closing the closet doors, they set the outfit on the bed, but you paid no mind to it. Sighing, M jumped onto the bed, stopping your snow angel activity.

They lean over you, a tired smile gracing their lips. “Are you ready to get dressed?”

You shake your head, turning away from them. They laugh softly, leaning over you once more and giving you a loud kiss on your neck. You gasp audibly and roll away from them.

You touch your neck, your mouth open in shock. “Don’t kiss me there. Or anywhere! My partner is the only one allowed to do that.”

M smiled and rolled over onto their back. They cross their arms underneath their head. “At least your epiphany gives me more room on the bed.”

Thank you for the ask, Anons!!! 💋👑

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margalitarry · 2 years

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meet me in the hallway | h.s

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we don’t talk about it

it’s something we don’t do

cause once you go without it

nothing else will do

warnings - alcohol, being drunk, slight violence?(throwing a glass)

word count- 0.8k

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harry styles was depressed.

he sat on the floor against his door with his head in his hands. it was the night before his first show of tour, and you weren’t there. you wouldn’t even be coming at all.

he had fallen in love with you, and that scared you more than it should’ve. you felt guilty almost, letting someone like harry styles himself fall in love with you. he couldn’t have possibly been the happiest with you in your eyes.

harry asked if you would come with him to america for his tour, he wanted you there badly. but you were in university, the only way to come with him was going to be dropping out. you were offended.

harry remembered everything you said to him that day clearly starting with “just drop my life for yours? yeah let me start working on that for you.”

he hadn’t realized the extent you would’ve had to go through to do with him. the conversation only managed to get worse, fully letting harry think back to the whole night.

“i’m not asking you to drop your life, i just really want you there with me. you can go back once it’s halfway through even!” he tried to compromise with you.

“i have tried so to give you as much of myself as i can, but i cannot go as far as to having to drop out of school and leave my family for a few months of tour!” you said.

“i never asked you to drop out or to leave your family y/n. do not put that in my mouth because you know exactly how i feel about leaving family. that is never a situation i would put you in.” harry angrily said, beginning to raise his voice.

“i cant keep up with you life any longer though! don’t you see that? you are a world famous rockstar, going on tour and making magazine covers while i am an extremely boring person attending university.

“you don’t have to live that life though, i try to expand your world but you don’t let me. i want to take you places and show you thinks because i have that ability! i try to help you understand but you never fucking listen!” harry was now shouting at you.

“i never listen? you’re being a hypocrite right now, i’m trying to tell you how i can’t do this anymore. us, everything that has happened in the last year. and you’re still trying to persuade me”

harry paused, and relaxed his entire tensed up body. his mouth slightly dropped open and his world stopped spinning.

“you cant mean that”

“i’m so tired of this harry, it’s so hard to keep up with and it’s just not meant for me.” you softly said almost in a whisper.

“but i love you, you cant do this to me. please don’t do this.” harry confessed.

you stood up at his words and scrambled for you stuff letting out small ‘fucks’ and other curses under your breath. you had millions of thoughts racing your mind just by three words.

“y/n you do not get to leave right now just because you’re scared. no stop!” harry pleaded as you headed for the door.

“this is done harry. please let it be done and don’t make this harder.” was the last thing you had said to harry styles.

harry pulled himself from his thoughts, taking his dark liquor filled glass next to him and throwing it at the wall in sadness.

he was pissed off with himself, he found a piece of himself that felt normal when he was around you. like he didn’t have to be harry styles, and he was just harry. and now he couldn’t experience that again.

he would’ve done anything to relive that night again, to just maybe say something differently. or to never say anything at all. it always ended up being his fault somehow he felt like.

he just wanted to understand what was so difficult about him as person, what was wrong with him?

he takes his phone and stares at the all of the unseen texts he had sent to you over last few months. you never replied to him, or any of his friends. you removed them all off your social medias, and went private.

harry pressed the call button before he realized what he was doing, but the whiskey in his system couldn’t care less. he hadn’t tried calling in awhile.

he really just wanted to hear your voice.

ring

“hello?” a voice answered

“y/n? hello? is it you?” harry quickly replied, his heart beating incredibly fast.

“no i’m sorry, i think you may have the wrong number. but please don’t call or text this number again. have a nice day.” said the voice before hanging up.

#harry #styles #harrystyles #harry styles x y/n #harrystyles x reader #harry styles x reader #harry styles fic #harry styles blurb #harry styles one shot #meet me in the hallway #mmith #harry styles fanfiction #fanfic #angst #breakup

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sheviolentlyher · 5 months

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no thanks, i'll walk.

hello. it's me. again. I'm here and that says something, it means I want to say something but dont know what, and i need the creativity of writing mixed with the movement of thoughts to help soothe me.

I have my headphones on, which helps with the over stimulation. My mind is so crossed fired.

I think about everything all the time. everything. good thing I'm not an alcoholic, I think would start as a good drunk, living in the moment. But then I would turn into a bad drunk, living in yesterday.

I dont like living in the past. I wake up everyday trying to be a present as I can. Routine takes over, but I go against the grind. I am the grind. When there is no movement, I dont know how to be still. stillness is my suffering. idle suffering. it is why I like to come here and document my thoughts. it's healthy for me to read, but I never come back here to read this shit, because that's what it is, bullshit.

I'm convinced no one knows what love is. everyone wants to be repaid, and that has proven over and over again to end in tragedy, something we happen to be good at.

it seems humanity is really good at doing bad things. that's all we hear about yeah? evil. death. homicide. war. drugs. --- fuck me man. can you imagine if we only talked about the good. would more good happen? would we all be unprepared? would be forget about mortality for a fucking second? what happens when we remember how to live, or what it's like to be alive? why do we have to be so sadistic?

do we leave the holy things to the church? ha. I need ton do more diving on religion in general. theology, is it? yeah I wanna know. when was the first church built and what did they do there? how has this ritual continued for thousands of years? lol can you tell that I have been idle? my mind is a vampire. thirsty, so thirsty. And right now? it's just what I need.

lately I haven't been do much of anything. I feel a bit defeated from the last few months if I'm honest. there have been so many things I had to reverse in my thinking patterns. These kids cant get the best of me because I am always at my best, even when I'm not. there is no in-between for me. It's either I'm learning or teaching. there is no low. Low points do not exist for me. Only neutrality. Idling.

I cant believe how advanced we are. I cant believe that year after year we keep making the same fucking things. that just do more ridiculous and useless shit. More shit for us to reflect the artificial intelligence in it all. They want us artificial, that's why it's becoming easier to spot who is actually still human. I am lucky to have found few, and that's all you need, a few, I would even swear but just having one. you only need one human that makes you feel human, not artificial, or disguised. I'm tired of looking for reassurance in a world that is never sure of anything. again, detaching from the out come. ive been really proud of the progress I have been making, it moves slow because there are so many of us, I have to observe the adaptation process, take mental notes and adjust where I need to, or act according to personality. It's why I think I can rule the world. It's why I love being a woman. I live for community, togetherness, and cultivation.

how poetically unnoticed women go. they are noticed in all the wrong ways. I feel bad for the ones who are always under the spotlight. I really always do wonder if they are truly happy. Maybe the ones how have escaped it all. Hollywood loves its corruption. lol, if that paragraph was a map it would be all over the place.

I'm doing okay. I think.

-x

#diary #raw thoughts #thoughts into the void #inside my mind #writeblr #tumblr diary

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lowlyroach · 5 months

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1092) another cigarette, please

hang out with the rest of our friends

yeah,

the ferris wheel is still there.

we find ways to spend our time

eating too much

my stomach is wrathfully full

i tell Grant im tired of eating

we go to the Garden of the Gods

but You're not here.

You're not here.

we go to an artsy place

walk around for a few hours

we didn't finish the mystery game

everyone was hungry

except me

but why is that stranger wearing Your face?

neck starts its tics

brain itches

Grant is feeling similarly

ive got bad brain. he says

me too.

why was that stranger wearing Your face?

when we get back to the hotel

he wants to go outside

i know why.

can i join you?

sure.

so we

smoke cigarettes

that's what You told me to do, right?

that one time?

would You hate me for thinking of that?

i forgot your wording, but i remembered just now while typing

i told Grant about it

let's die a little faster.

we talk about You

and You

and the ferris wheel

and how i was

sexually abused by my brother

ive never said that out loud before

its mostly glossed over

not for lack of caring

i havent posted that poem yet

and he talks about

his ex (pseudo ex?)

his You, in a way.

that lives up here

do you think it ever stops?

no. he replies

the look in his eyes

he knows.

yeah, i know.

cigarettes, a pause

more cigarettes

i suck them down like candy

throat burns

lungs burn

more cigarettes, please

will i finally get cancer

like i wished for at 18?

i flatten the earth as i smoke

is it to distract myself from You,

as we talk about You?

we're both shivering but we

keep standing in the snow

until it hurts

feet are numb

more cigarettes, please

im shivering madly

another cigarette, please

i still haven't seen Her face

i guess i could show you

(how do you forget that)

only if it won't make it hurt.

nah, i check everyday, just to see if it says 'Married'

yeah, She's pretty.

look at Her! She's everything. i'd kill for Her, i'd do anything

look at Her! look at Her! wow.

something about freezing makes you think less

your mind can't focus on anything else

his new boyfriend is a serious downgrade

he's got a new boyfriend? that's good, i hope he's happy

he's so fucked up for what he did to you.

i just hope he's happy.

(never find peace. never? why did you say that to me?)

we went on a double date, at the fair

ah, the F word

cmon man...

now we're here and there's the wheel right there, staring at me.

i can't get away from it.

you gonna bang Kat?

no. im not interested in women anymore.

i thought you werent interested in men, anymore?

i dont think im interested in anybody

you're both gonna be super drunk, did you take that into account?

yeah. i dont think itll change much.

it feels good to freeze and the only thing

you can warm your hands with, is a cigarette

it feels like being homeless, that feels right

i give it a try and yeah,

he's right.

i leave half of the conversation in my head

ive never been one for speaking my mind

half of the meanings, the clarifications, the answers, the questions

left behind

i tell him. (You'd hate me for it)

things ive never mentioned to anyone

he tells me

things he's never mentioned to anyone

that damn wheel is still there

i want to get a ferris wheel tattoo

you-. Yeah, i don't blame you.

and why were You on that strangers face?

why was that stranger wearing Your face?

why did i keep seeing Her around this place?

we go inside and i watched

Princess Mononoke

with Grant

originally i canceled my plans with him

to watch it with You.

but where were You?

where were You?

where were

You?

where were

You?

SHE'S NOT GOING TO CALL

SHE'S STILL NOT GOING TO CALL

SHE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ROACH

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND

STAY. OUT. OF. THE. WAY.

i want to bury my hands in the snow till they cant move

what does that feel like?

is that a sensation worth experiencing?

can i put cigarettes out on my own skin?

another cigarette, please

ash it down till it burns my mouth

i'm getting ready to scream.

i smell like ten cigarettes.

#1227 #poem #poetry #twcpoetry #poeticstories

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slashingdisneypasta · 10 months

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Thank you for answering my ask! Yeah, I can see Buckman brushing Boone's bi-ness off as 'just a crazy thing she does'. And hey, if she can get her rocks off without his help, that's good for him XD

You said you have many thoughts on this relationship though? Would you be willing to share more? :)

Buckman, after being asked how he feels about Boone sleeping with women, looking weathered and tired: ... look, son, just between us; that woman has god the sexual appetite of a black widow spider and if those fillies keep her away from me, I can live with it.

Huck: ... Sir I did not need to know that about my momma-

Okay so most of my thoughts are things you probably already read on here XD But I would loveee to talks about them more XD Thank you! Here we go-

So I think that they were both married before and nowadays they're a very blended family together; Hucklebilly comes from Boone's past husband (Considering his name on his gravestone is Boone, not Buckman) and both Rufus and Lester come from Buckman's former wife.

In my head, Boone's husband died in a bar fight longgg before the massacre- he was a bit of a drunk (Though so was she, so that didn't bother her) and one night he just... picked on someone a little out of his league. Boone was devastated, but she never lets people see shit like that (Yeah, I think this woman was pretty hard-headed and nuts way before the massacre XD) so most people have pretty much forgotten about him. If asked whether Boone was ever married, they'll go uhh... no...?... i mean i dont think so??... like something is nagging at the back of their minds but they cant quite catch it. She remembers him though ^^ And honestly she prefers it like that- she has his ashes in her home and he's her little secret. He's hers. (In my head his name is Derek XD Inconsequential note, I know, but whatever- )

And Buckman's wife was this younger woman (About a decade age difference) who's father basically pushed her towards Buckman, pushed her to 'get' him (Make him fall for her, make him ask her for her hand) because he was distinguished and about to be mayor. This isn't to say though that they did not end up loving each other though ^^ They were pretty happy for a while- but she got sick, it was quick, and then she was gone. Buckman visits her grave every month; talks to her grave about what their dumbass sons have been up to and leaves flowers ^^

They both loved their spouses- but they couldn't deny that they fit kinda perfectly, too XD They had been friends for forever before, they got closer after 'death', and then one day Boone got very blunt with Buckman ('George stop being a ninny and kiss me' or something XD) and he was like 'Well if you put it THAT way~' and the rest is history XD

They haven't literally remarried to eachother- but they are pretty much married XD Just not formally, on paper.

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chris-spacehere · 1 year

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1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

all of them

hi shad i love you but also fuck you <3 /lh

1 - Red flags by tom cardy

2- the song with 5 names - will wood

3- All Summer Long by some white dude idk

4- where'd all the time go // Bailando Triste

5- DON BY MIRANDA GODBLESSS

6- hips dont lie

7- i dont know how to drive so idk, life is a highway from cars???

8- drunk and disorderly

9- the best of both worlds (hannah montana) and Natuu Natuu from RRR (my 6 yr old bro is obsessed with it so it reminds me of him whenever i listen to it)

10- Leaving on a jet plane and Father Son, they both make me miss my dad, cant wait to see him again in a few months :)

11- SOLO TU, NO NECESITO MAS

12- idk my playlist was shit back then uhhh, Rat by peneloppe scott

13- Puppet Boy

14- The imperial march, Las nevadas ends, la noche mas linda del mundo (i am dead serious)

15- Another one rides the bus by weird al

16- toreador march (if you need to know why, skip to 1:10)

17- interrogation song

18- i dont feel comfortable revealing my exact age sorry shad

19- You gotta die sometime

20- Suburbia Overture

21- CREEPER VS ZOMBIE // Noone remembers achmed // Charlie's inferno

22- memento mori: the most important thing in the world

23- Williard!

24- the only bands i listen to have at least 1 dead member (and ash kabosu ig), so id say Death On two legs by queen (ik queen is still going with roger and brian but freddie is dead and deaky left so ig it counts)

25- Snuff Out the Light - scrapped Yzma song, performed by Eartha Kitt

26- Chop suey by system of a dawn, revenge by captain sparklez, call me what you like (bc theyre like, part of the music taste me and my boyfriend share ;))

27- such small hands.

28- Te aviso, te anuncio (te amo shakira omg)

29- Oppa gamma style, firework, sorry by justin bieber and whatever tf one direction were doing idk i remember i was a fan but i cant remember shit about them

30- Why am i anxious - tom cardy

#ty for the ask shad! :3 #asks

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just-some-random-blogger · 1 year

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rise and shine, lovely classmate! have a nice day (or whatever)! 'omg you need lenses' yeah... i still got questions like 'are you wearing your lenses today?' from people who know i cant see without my glasses and do wear lenses. every time im just ???? 'are you an onion?' you never know... i feel sorry for these times so i say it?.. remember the first time i learnt sorry means both apologizing and feeling bad for smn, i was bros these are different words wtf... 'you were attacked?' I MEAN. shes the clingy type of drunk. shes pretty touchy in general. and YES my poor pretty butt was ATTACKED. yesterday she slapped it so unexpectedly i dropped my phone... '[pets head]' meowmeow. 'i wonder why languages thought it was a good idea to make words fem and masc' ig like ive said half logic and half why not. probably some traditions of patriarchal society that language just absorbed, maybe just logically the forms of other words that were paired with pronouns kept stable with others. we never TRULY know. maybe just a crazy king said i want to refer to a girl as neuter (its been years but still german wtf). 'ur so mean' take it after my catmom. 'why am i a baby?' 1)youre a baby 2) youre so clueless abt su so youre a baby in it TT 'im so sorry. it was like an expression' OH its ok no need to apologize so much. i see now. youre educational. but english IS indeed a rat. sorry not sorry. 'i wonder what ur teacher said' AJAHDJF no we didnt talk abt it... BUT my classmates who never even opened the book were SO loud about 'knowing its about a kink'. they were even proud? to not think 'properly' and searching for the meaning witch literature usually does but understanding its about 🤩SEX🤩 SO big brained of them. men yuck. they can and must go touch yellow snow. but after the lesson we still talked a lil abt him being worldwife and being kinky in literally 'the encyclopedia of russian life' as one lit critic said. WHAT THE cat drama do you have there TT tbh im so sorry for them all TT none of these pure creatures deserves to suffer from a life like this. 'you dont have to give me fic ideas everyday' still dont take all my words to heart. i know i dont. i wouldnt be able even if i wanted to💀 if im sincere or sarcastic in russian then theres a comma after sorry but if not then i try to make it less serious. witn the absence of a comma... nvm. id give you that daemon idea i teased you already as soon as your dream brainrot ends. even if its enDLESS gsijgerg sorry. 'read and fear follow war' so true so unfortunate. 'russia would come and bonk me' well not all russia. st. petersburg has a rather humid-ish climate, as i know, Far East (basically the east of russia as well as the northern(?) part of the continent. it has a common border with china so the asian influence is pretty big) is humid too. dryness is the feature of places with low temperature. everywhere. 'at least you can see the stars better' does it worth struggling with health problems?? like... the salaries in the north are higher just bc of the risks living here has💀. but i dont end up with completely bad stuff!! that meme you replyed with ”𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤… 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬.” HGJDJFJF rhaenyras' ass must be as little as laenor's efforts to make an heir.... I WANTED TO SAY THIS PUN SM. also? ive finished hotd's bts and. i confirm that i hate rhaenyra (esp young. sorry milly). as the character. shes absolutely irresponsible, reckless and spoilt. she had everything and still was what? why? its not a new thing for a princess in the fiction to be tired and wanting to 'live alone'. but rhaenyra was showed to not do these things?.. like she merely needs to pour wine and she still flies away? remember, im judgemental. i understand her character. and understand her intentions. but i personally dont like people like this (ESP after seeing how shes comparable to my ex-friend who screwed me a couple of times bc of her irresponsibility and talked shit abt me🤩). in this case im absolutely alicent. anyway. have a good day! good luck with all of your plans! luv u! take care <з

MY BINGBING HOLA <3

HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOK AT DIS CAT

rise and shine, lovely classmate! have a nice day (or whatever)!

i read this in the morning but i had class and did homework and a fic so its night now HAHHAHAHAH

'omg you need lenses' yeah... i still got questions like 'are you wearing your lenses today?' from people who know i cant see without my glasses and do wear lenses. every time im just ????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL press f to pay respect. f. i cant related i got 20/20 vision 🤩 this is where we differ

'are you an onion?' you never know...

i feel sorry for these times so i say it?.. remember the first time i learnt sorry means both apologizing and feeling bad for smn, i was bros these are different words wtf...

HAHAAHAAHAHAH i mean theyre different in filipino too but i get where theyre coming from lol. what a judger 🙄

'you were attacked?' I MEAN. shes the clingy type of drunk. shes pretty touchy in general. and YES my poor pretty butt was ATTACKED. yesterday she slapped it so unexpectedly i dropped my phone...

omg aslfhasfhlashfsaosafhsaf AHAHHAAHHAH. f. at least your ass is pretty (;

'[pets head]' meowmeow.

'i wonder why languages thought it was a good idea to make words fem and masc' ig like ive said half logic and half why not. probably some traditions of patriarchal society that language just absorbed, maybe just logically the forms of other words that were paired with pronouns kept stable with others. we never TRULY know. maybe just a crazy king said i want to refer to a girl as neuter (its been years but still german wtf).

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY [SHOOTS MACHINE GUN] that king is so L. DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY [rATATATATATAT]

'ur so mean' take it after my catmom.

): no you dont, im not judgy like you

'why am i a baby?' 1)youre a baby

2) youre so clueless abt su so youre a baby in it TT

'im so sorry. it was like an expression' OH its ok no need to apologize so much. i see now. youre educational. but english IS indeed a rat. sorry not sorry.

i dont nearly apologize as much as you do so /: let me apologize T_T im glad i taught you that at least, albeit confusing you first

'i wonder what ur teacher said' AJAHDJF no we didnt talk abt it... BUT my classmates who never even opened the book were SO loud about 'knowing its about a kink'. they were even proud? to not think 'properly' and searching for the meaning witch literature usually does but understanding its about 🤩SEX🤩 SO big brained of them. men yuck. they can and must go touch yellow snow. but after the lesson we still talked a lil abt him being worldwife and being kinky in literally 'the encyclopedia of russian life' as one lit critic said.

stOP BOYS ARE SO YUCKY MEN ARE SO YUCKY THEY LIKE THIS ALL OVER THE WORLD BOOOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🍅🍅🍅🍅🤢🤢🤢🤢👎👎👎👎❌❌❌❌ i remember many instances where this has happened in class never opened the book or listened but knows all the lewd stuff about it /: and so yuck. but still EW ABOUT THE YELLOW SNOW booooo 👎

WHAT THE cat drama do you have there TT tbh im so sorry for them all TT none of these pure creatures deserves to suffer from a life like this.

yeah BUT I SAW THE PAWLESS CAT TODAY my granny named him Tol, short for Putol which means... like broken? chopped? AHSFK>HAK>SFHAS lol at least hes not dead

'you dont have to give me fic ideas everyday' still dont take all my words to heart. i know i dont. i wouldnt be able even if i wanted to💀 if im sincere or sarcastic in russian then theres a comma after sorry but if not then i try to make it less serious. witn the absence of a comma... nvm.

T_T DAMN THAT WAS SARCASTIC ur so dry /: LOL i guess i will never believe you again. ever. never ever ever. 😭✊

id give you that daemon idea i teased you already as soon as your dream brainrot ends. even if its enDLESS gsijgerg sorry.

ur pun. lahsflhafasfhah ok. also, i love dream im not going to stop my brainrot anytime soon i think, OH OH OH BUT YOUR STORY IS IN MY QUEUE NOW!!! IN THE KEEP!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND THEN AFTER IS P3 OF THE MODERN DAEMON AU T_T AS:FASFASF: IT ONLY TOOK 5THOUSAND YEARS BUT ITS HERE

which one do you want me to do first btw? i havent written in the keep at all but i am like... halfway done with the p3 so if you want i can finish that first. nah i;ll just finish that first so i can post it tom HIHIIHIHIH

'read and fear follow war' so true so unfortunate.

😞.

'russia would come and bonk me' well not all russia. st. petersburg has a rather humid-ish climate, as i know, Far East (basically the east of russia as well as the northern(?) part of the continent.

🙃so waht if its humid if its like negative degrees ???? aslahsfasf

it has a common border with china so the asian influence is pretty big) is humid too.

oh! wow ur so right i was think of like the '-stan' countries i forgot china is huge and close to russia too lol HAHAHA

dryness is the feature of places with low temperature. everywhere.

wait so you mean st. petersburg is warm? sus

'at least you can see the stars better' does it worth struggling with health problems?? like... the salaries in the north are higher just bc of the risks living here has💀.

damn

but i dont end up with completely bad stuff!!

well im glad! lshddsglhsdgds stay safe and take care always ok

that meme you replyed with ”𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤… 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐬.” HGJDJFJF

MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOOR WHEN I SAW THAT LAHLAHSFLKASF WHAT IS THAT ALSHFALHFLASHF LOL HAHAHAH

rhaenyras' ass must be as little as laenor's efforts to make an heir.... I WANTED TO SAY THIS PUN SM.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ok my love T_T i hope youre satisfied.

also? ive finished hotd's bts and. i confirm that i hate rhaenyra (esp young. sorry milly).

RIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP POOORRRR MILLLYY HAHHHAAA

as the character. shes absolutely irresponsible, reckless and spoilt. she had everything and still was what? why? its not a new thing for a princess in the fiction to be tired and wanting to 'live alone'. but rhaenyra was showed to not do these things?.. like she merely needs to pour wine and she still flies away? remember, im judgemental. i understand her character. and understand her intentions. but i personally dont like people like this

yeah no youre so right. she does live in a world of privilege so i understand where youre coming from. i mean they're all born from places of privelage so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk i feel neutral for her, and everyone, or at least i think i do cos its been a while since i finished the show and all remember is mmm yum daemon mmm yum aemond mmm yum yum yum HAHAHHAH

(ESP after seeing how shes comparable to my ex-friend who screwed me a couple of times bc of her irresponsibility and talked shit abt me🤩).

emotional baggage who lasfhlakhfhas HAHHAHA. i hope youve found peace within yourself about her. i have had my fair share of ill wrought feelings and its genuinely better to forgive i find

in this case im absolutely alicent.

good for you. she cray too, everyone is, but im glad you found your favorite <3

anyway. have a good day! good luck with all of your plans! luv u! take care <з

i think ill finish editing my song cover tonight. or at least i hope i do.

im luv u so much thank you for dropping by today <3

xxx

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Hello you mrs. lefty eyebag 😌

I'm doing okay, couldn't get up this morning cause it was so nice and warm. And it was cloudy and rainy outside. Just working now. How about you? What have you been up to?

I used to do that with my ex when we lived together. We fold the clothes together and she puts hers away, but then I end up reorganizing her stuff because when she picks out what she wants to wear and decides it's not what she wants, she puts it back all messy. And I'm just there like, no wonder it takes forever to get ready lol

I've read that one too! Where they pretended to be together so Vision can notice Wanda? I love the part that Vision is the eye doctor and his name is Vision hahahaha I thought that you were very clever and sneaky.

Yes, I want a game room too! I already know how it'll be set up and stuff. But I want to combine the game room and the movie room. So that when playing games, it'll be in a big screen TV with really good sound.

And it'll have a little fridge for snacks. Because whenever I game, I always need snacks lol. That's why I like the nugget ice. It's a weird habit, but I chew ice a lot.

I'm sorry about that! After I sent the ask, I was thinking to myself, damn why did I say that. I do get a bit flirty when I am tired and sleepy. Good thing I wasn't drunk, or I would have showered you with good compliments hahaha

I get flustered when people surprise me with things. Like if someone tells me that they got something for me because they saw it and it reminded them of me. So knowing that I crossed their mind and feeling appreciated.

Also what gets me weak is the smile and hugs.

Uh so when I used to live with my bestfriend, we basically just go into each other's rooms without knocking. So one time, I walked in on her and her boyfriend having sex. 😵 I ran out, so quick, and was so embarrassed lol

Hm, what's the first thing you would buy if you won the lottery?

-CuriousGeorge

Hello hello righty eyebag!

sorry for the late reply? how was ur day?

my day was okay. I tried to write a bit n then chores n be a mom for the little sassy princess. lol. alsoooo, I made the cover for the dark fic with Nat mini series today!

I decided to announce it tonight and post the 3 parts that are ready since I dont think I cant finish it on time before my vacation. I plan to post all 3 this week. :D So yaaaay! I'm excited!

hahahaha yeah, he is like that too but i'm the one that take longer to get ready. lol. i meant i can get ready fast but when i have to do my hair n dress up, it's gonna take longer. :D

haha yeeep! That's the fic. I love the comment R said about Vision is an eye doctor but cant see how much Wanda into him. 😅

Oh yeah my game room of course have a full bar n kitchen too so i can have a drink snacks too.haha.

Sometimes i chew ice cube too but it depends how hard it is.haha.

Oh no no..dont be sorry or apologize. It's okay. I know u were joking about the flirty comment.. i was joking too. N u werent being disrespect or anything. So feel free to joke around. If u cross the line, i will let u know. 😊

Oh really?? So u always give compliments to people whn u r drunk? Thats nice n sweet. Maybe when u r drunk u should message me. I actually love when people drunk text me.😅

Aaww all the weakness u mentioned are cute n nice. I agree with u. I'm like that too. We r pretty similar.haha. i love something spontaneous act of care like that, it means i was in ther mind.

Oooh haha thats awkward. Good thing i never walk in to something like that.hhaha. i just remember but i dont know if this counts but i once serve my regular customer. They r a pretty cool couple But i think i once came to their table to check up on them n they were in a big argument or something so when i ask if i can get them anything else, both of them say a stern upset "NO" at the same time. I was like ooo okaay. N after that, i didnt go check on them until they ask for the check. 😅 i like them. I think both of them are pretty cool women. One of them is a cop n the other is a lawyer. They even bought me an eifel tower keychain n silk scarf when they went to Paris. 🥰

The first thing i buy when i win a lottery is my dream house n my dream car. Then maybe buy a business so the money will multiply.haha 😅 what about u?

Next question?

Cheerio!

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