I LOVE TO BE ALIVE BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE TO LOVE!
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ideal careers for barty crouch jr besides being a domestic terrorist:
line cook
heretic
slutty eurotrash dj
eccentric, dexterous 1890s safecracker enlisted in a high-stakes heist to steal the queen’s diamonds
the guy that people mean when they say “i know a guy” in mafia movies
STUNT MAN
2000s pop-punk emo band frontman with pictures of his crotch on myspace
manipulative high society victorian-era celebrity hypnotist famous for “causing” somnambulism at his “shows”
electrician (thanks lune)
engineer, but specifically the one behind the infrastructure used in risky motorcycle stunts
slutty eurotrash club promoter
the sound-effects foley guy for b-roll action movies who is always walking around w/ headphones and holding one of those skinny boom mics
house husband
ideal careers for regulus black besides being a failed domestic terrorist:
the sullen, withholding renaissance-era muse of a tortured artist, posing in place of the angels, his enigmatic yet eerily beautiful portrait immortalized forever on the ceiling of a cathedral
critic of any kind (professional hater)
surgeon at a hospital for stuffed animals
a broken man, unfixable. a fool, hated by all, exploited till death. only in this way will he be redeemed
cunty benedictine monk
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The true opposite of depression is neither gaiety nor absence of pain, but vitality—the freedom to experience spontaneous feelings. It is part of the kaleidoscope of life that these feelings are not only happy, beautiful, or good but can reflect the entire range of human experience, including envy, jealousy, rage, disgust, greed, despair, and grief. But this freedom cannot be achieved if its childhood roots are cut off. Our access to the true self is possible only when we no longer have to be afraid of the intense emotional world of early childhood. Once we have experienced and become familiar with this world, it is no longer strange and threatening.
Alice Miller
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Love how in the canon-verse everyone probably knew Vox as Alastor’s weird box headed friend when he first came to hell and now in the Swap AU everyone is gonna know Al as Vox’s cute deer boytoy before he asserts himself as the most terrifying Overlord ever. The irony is hilarious, canon-verse Al would despise this turn of events
Hahahaaaa, that's the exact reason I called it a role reversal AU. A lot of things are indeed staying the same, or else being changed in ways that aren't directly parallel swaps, but the basic idea of Alastor being the fresh meat that Overlord Vox befriends rather than Vox tumbling into hell and making friends with the Radio Demon is what's fueled the basic concept! And damn does Vox want the "cute deer boytoy" image to stick.
Glad that you're enjoying it!!
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do you think todd paid this author to say this
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do you ever think about how anakin was born from the force, always predestined for the path he was on, and the biggest part of that arc for him was padmé?
she is arguably the most important piece of his journey and what causes all of the dominoes to fall, so if he was created by the force then she was probably almost made for him on a cosmic level
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hey tri state area mutuals (and anyone else), rutgers university in NJ has started an encampment, and they need help with supplies!!! they're asking for either supplies to be brought to scott hall (they need food and water, and for the medical tent, nitrile gloves, benadryl, and zyrtec)
or for monetary donations to be sent to their venm0 @ ru4palestine!!
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guess who is sitting on my chest and making me unable to work again
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this is your sign that shifting IS real
do you seriously think I would be here right now if shifting was fake? NO. Get it together girlfriend, you’re still in your cr 🙄
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mine mine mine ❤️🔥
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We’re not making it out of this one
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having your music taste shaped by your Tumblr mutuals as a teenager is having to live every day knowing that you only discovered your all time favourite band because of an attack on titan kinnie posting character-specific 8tracks mixes in 2014
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