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criiitter · 1 year
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traumatized bitch boy cheering up his sad angel bf
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shadow0-1 · 1 year
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Shouldn't cross my mind
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debbeh · 5 months
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boiledpizza · 10 months
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my dashboard: people complaining and filing reports against the new tumblr layout (as they should)
me, having no idea what's going on since i use the tumblr website on mobile:
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astrxlfinale · 1 month
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[Gallagher]: My dad told me a joke about boxing. [Gallagher]: I guess I missed the punch line. [Gallagher]: :p
For a moment the instant actually caught him. Somehow, that alien concept of family to him was met, and it held the opportunity to be freely mentioned by someone with their fair shot of life experience. The usual inclinations were stunned, balled up, and wholly prepared to be tossed in the metaphorical trash.
In a sense of irony, everything but family was actually thought about in a land where 'The Family' held dominion. Within a sea of dreams that reign from multiple shades of the human soul, it left Caelus curious in how so little attention was given to that moniker. With all of the festivities, attractions, being the home to his beloved Clockie. Why wasn't that the case..?
"Boxing. Was his old man a coach? Pssh. Might've made him a run away if the lessons were too off the cuff... uff."
His nostrils immediately flared as DISTASTE began to wrack through Caelus's naturally owned mortal coil.
Punch line.
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He could fucking feel the ECKS DEE all the way from where he stands.
[Caelus]: DID HE EVER TEACH THE LEFT, RIGHT GOODNIGHT?
[Caelus]: I HEAR IT'S A CLASSIC.
[Caelus]: DUDE DID YOU LITERALLY JUST MORPH INTO YOUR DAMN DAD!?
[Caelus]: THESE ARE HORRIBLE
[Caelus]: --I can save this. Look. That sucked. So many of these suck! How about I invite you to Boulder Town if ya enjoy the ring?
[Caelus]: I swear if you make a pun out of that too. QUIT MAKING ME SEE THESE.
@avaere
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nevermore-selfship · 3 months
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obviously know how you would feel about glimmer XD so how about adora for the smash or pass?
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OKAY THIS, IS, A GOOD STARTING ONE--
APPARENTLY GOOD ENOUGH TO GET IT TWICE IN LIKE A 5 MINUTE INTERVAL MY LORD BUT
I MEAN, HM, I WOULDN'T FIND MYSELF ACTIVELY PINING AFTER HER BUT SHE ASKED FOR IT, I'D SMASH YEAH SO I, GUESS SMASH BUT WITH AN ASTERISK??? XDDDD
SHE'S NOT THE MOST ATTRACTIVE CHARACTER TO ME IN THE CAST MY APOLOGIES ADORA STANS--
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us-costco-official · 3 months
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you’re laughing. nickee coco is asleep in the invisible tree and you’re laughing.
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scarycatter · 2 years
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Nobody can ever convince me Ford knows how to play chess, much less actually good at it.
This is the FIRST move and Bill, playing black, moves the knight into the center of the fucking board. Ford respond by picking up the king and moving it in a very illegal way.
The expressions make this so fucking better as well. Ford looks entirely serious, picking up that king. While Bill is just watching with some sort of vacant stare. Or surprise at how the fuck Ford didn't instantly call him on bullshit, and was instead going along with this.
Point is, Ford has absolutely no idea how to play chess.
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saintmichale · 1 year
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have you ever heard of saint urho?
I have not, please tell me more
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starryjoy · 9 months
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im gonna cry why does my tumblr just fucks up and unlikes posts i like the moment i like them
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ourselvers · 1 year
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seeing selfcest discourse on tumblr is like going to a gay bar only for everyone there to be cishet
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hailtotehthief · 1 year
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ᕦᶘ ᵒ㉨ᵒᶅᕤᕦʕ •ᴥ•ʔᕤ
i memtioned pedobear at work the other day and no one knew what it was
ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ-ᄒᴥᄒ-
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hayakawasb1tch · 1 year
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Going perfume testing with your fav and they linger behind you as you try on beautiful scents, only for them to drag you home and fuck you insisting your natural scent beats everything else
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Song suggestion of the day: specifically this version
oh my goddddddd i love everything about this. especially some very specific scenes
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olyoil · 2 years
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unganseylike · 1 year
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