#And no food

[the-busy-ghost]

Dear god I should not be allowed to own a screwdriver let alone a house

#I'm an absolute eejit #FIRST I go on a DIY frenzy because my house doesn't feel like home and for some reason I think if I tart up my interior doors a bit #It will fill the deep and empty void in my soul #So I order the wrong door knobs #SECOND in attempting to remove the OLD door knobs I stay up WAY too late on a Saturday night when I have to be up early the next day #The backplate of the door handle is attached with stripped screws and my tiny cheap £2 flathead screwdriver can't get it off #I manage to get one side off and remove the spindle to see whether the new door knobs might work anyway #I then work away at the other screws for another hour or so before finally going to bed because I am dead on my feet #FLASH FORWARD TO POINT THE THIRD #I have been in the capital all day doing volunteering; meeting up with old friends last-minute; buying last-minute birthday presents #I have taken a bus all the way back home #I am dead on my feet by this point with like four hours sleep #And no food #I come in and wander into the guest bedroom to open windows; check stuff etc before putting on dinner #Seeing the door handle I pick up the flathead and attempt the screws again idly #I manage to get one more off and flushed with success attack another with gusto thinking it must be the right time #Too much gusto #Door pushes shut #I try the handle but no spindle so this has no effect #I am now stuck in an bedroom three floors up and with no phone #Luckily my keys were in my pocket so eventually after hanging out of the front window for ages I managed to hail a neighbour #Drop the keys down to them with the bit of string and spindle I had in the diy box which luckily was in the room with me #And they came up and let me out #At least I met a nice dog #But honestly #No phone no spindle no way out #I was half-convinced This Is The End #Anyway #The house is working out well #Earth & Stone

[m1shapanda]

I CANT LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE CONDITIONS

#^didnt get to finish a wip #VRYINF #and im hungry #like super hungry #and no food #misha.rambles

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#video games #video game #food #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol #humor

[sailing-ever-west]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

#i still havent eaten i made this graph instead #adhd #audhd #tw food #time blindness #executive dysfunction

[daily-spooky]

#goth #gothic #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #dark humor #tweet #twitter #mental health #cookies #food #baking

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[runawaycarouselhorse]

Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

#actually autistic #Palestine #Free Palestine #Gaza #charity #Palestinians #children #autism #food *

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

#trb.txt #me at myself you are NOT ALLOWED to get takeout again this week we have food at home 😭

[crippled-peeper]

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

#caps #repetition #ableism #food

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

#artists on tumblr #misc comics #comics #minicomic #minicomics #my random art #dreams #butter #cooking #food art #comic #this is what happens when you don't cut the butter into smaller pieces

[brockdavis]

Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

#brock davis #brock davis art #lenticular #lenticular potato chips #food art #conceptual art #artists on tumblr

[hualianisms]

verified ways to donate to gaza directly

Help a Palestinian family directly:

gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, daily necessities, rebuilding homes, rebuilding businesses or more. Site run by Palestinians, all GFMs verified. Spotlights 1 stagnant GFM at a time. (*If you can't decide who/where to donate, just go here and donate to the 1 GFM they show you!)

Help provide tents: (*emergency as Rafah is being bombarded as we speak)

The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents & transport for families in Rafah who urgently need to evacuate to Deir Al Balah. Has a team on the ground in Gaza who have supplied tents to 1% of the displaced population in Rafah. Run by Palestinians. (paypal) (gfm)

@helpgazachildren: Currently helping Palestinians in a refugee camp in Rafah flee the Rafah invasion to Khan Younis. Funds go directly to Hussam, a Palestinian in Rafah who hosts a refugee camp. Funds will cover the cost of tents & transport fuel. Managed by a Palestinian @.fairuzfan. (gfm)

Food, cash & essentials:

Care for Gaza: Palestinian charity on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their Twitter. (paypal) (gfm)

We Feed Gaza: Team of Palestinian volunteers in the heart of Gaza distributing food & water to 344+ families. 100% run by Palestinians. Vetted & promoted by LetsTalkPalestine. (gfm)

Direct Aid for Gaza: A Palestinian activist on the ground in Gaza distributing food, cash & other essential supplies to displaced families. Proof of their work found on their twitter. (paypal) (gfm)

Water:

Gaza Municipality's water campaign: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water & waste management services for the people of Gaza. (*This campaign only has a few weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)

eSIMs (urgent):

guide to buy & send esims to gaza

Crips for eSims for Gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims, don't have enough $ for an esim plan, or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), you can donate any amt to this team of volunteers who pool funds to buy & maintain gaza esims regularly (see their financial accountability document).

Medical Aid

Palestine Children's Relief Fund: Recently launched emergency humanitarian aid response for displaced children in northern Gaza, 97% rating by Charity Navigator.

Medical Aid for Palestinians: Currently trying to rebuild Nasser hospital, has on-the-ground team in Gaza, 95% rating by Charity Navigator.

#btw even $1 can help! small amts add up! if u cant donate just share & consider organizing an event to raise funds (both irl and online) #these links I vetted but feel free to vet yourself. most of these I got from links vetted/shared by palestinians or even run by palestinian #in fact all in this list except Crips for Esims and PCRF and MAP are run by palestinians themselves #if you can't decide just go to gazafunds.com and donate to the 1 gfm they show you! #i also wanted to focus on the ones that are actually reaching gaza - ideally with a presence on the ground in gaza #big intl orgs' aid is still stopped at the border #donating to palestinian GFMs directly or to palestinian volunteers on the ground distributing food to fellow palestinians (eg CareForGaza)- #-is most reliable rn. #palestine #Palestine aid

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

#food #cooking

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here: #I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components. #But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork. #She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on. #She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food! #It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness. #Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving. #Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving. #And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love. #She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all. #I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance. #By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it. #EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!

[slavicafire]

#in a shocking turn of events mine is a whole beautiful 0%. #against my better judgement? yes. but still #w ogóle wiadomo skąd wzięłam pomysł na poll ale cicho. ciii. #food

[phantomoftheshoppera]

Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

#dungeon meshi #shuro #laios #senshi #the tray should have food but this guy is really funny to me