#Flash Bastards

[gahellhimself-blog]

Teach me AU Discord is now open !!

https://discord.com/invite/E6D8aK2k

Have a drummer Ed to celebrate it :

#our flag means fanart #our flag means death #our flag means death AU #teach me au #ed teach #edward teach #Flash Bastards

[starflungwaddledee]

kirbytober 2023 08 + 22: enemy + rainbow [ prev || next ]

“I could steal a million stars, but what’s it to me? Can’t take back a wish once it’s made.”

thought i'd also include the static image, due to the amount of crunch added by the .gif! in this case i don't even mind it tbh; it works for him i think. he can be a little crunchie

#kirbtober #kirbytober #my art #bandana waddle dee #marx (kirby) #my comics #pouring one out (spending hours on a full shaded animated comic) for my original little freak; hope you appreciate it you clockwork bastard #also yes you can always count on me to make wings 10x bigger and with at least 30% more bones #cw flashing #cw eyestrain #clockwork heart au

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Abso-fucking-lutely vibing with World's Finest: Teen Titans' addition of Karen as one of the founding members.

Because good fucking god, before this the team was two demigods, two billionaire teens and a Normal Kid™ in neon yellow BUT NOW?! Now it's two demigods, two billionaire teens and TWO Normal Kids™ in neon yellow!

No but seriously though Wally is the only one who has to like... mow the lawn and watch his neighbor's cat when they go away for the long weekend. He's the only one who knows how to mail a letter at the post office and how much pencils cost at a book fair. He's got superpowers and terrible parents and yet somehow he is the MOST NORMAL ONE THERE.

Which speaks volumes about the rest of them tbh.

But now!!! Karen and Wally get to be nerds ✨together✨ and they get free tickets to watch the trainwrecks that the other Teen Titans call life

Seriously though I think these two are aggressively trying to be friends with each other while also roleplaying their 'cool guy' hero personas, which is extremely funny to me. These two are absolute nerds with no friends in school and they are DESPERATE for a friend and they've just met but they've both decided "Yeah that one. That one is friend shaped"

Wally: you move too slow

Karen: learn how to fly dumbass

Anyway I love them

#this is really fun because its like the og titans series where Wally took one look at Mal and was like :O NEW BEST FRIEND #(important to note that mal was a random ass civilian and not even remotely a hero and Wally offered him a spot on the titans right there) #but Karen joined before Mal here and instead of Wally glomming on THEY'VE BOTH GLOMMED ON #TO EACH OTHER #anyway i just think that's beautiful #go off you beautiful neon yellow bastard children. you have terrible homes lives and too much trauma but i hope you have fun being silly #they deserve to be silly together #and maybe they should both go to therapy. not together just in general. i think theyd both benefit #like absolute vibes that they have panic attacks with each other. i stan that they trust each other #but also. therapy queens. pls go #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #karen beecher #bumblebee #worlds finest teen titans #teen titans #titans

[arthursfuckinghat]

"Eagle Flies.. he needs help.. they all need help.."

#because of you dutch #sick bastard #god i need to lie down #they know #the brothers know #if looks could kill then dutch would be a dead man to arthur #oh it makes me so sad #I miss arthur so much I'm getting through the epilogue #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #mick gifs #arthur morgan #john marston #dutch van der linde #red dead redemption community #red dead redemption 2 spoilers #cw flickering #cw flashing #just in case #oh arthur

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

Anyone else just want to stare at him all day long?

#david tennant #david tennant in chairs #mortal chairs cannot contain him #crowley #good omens #legs for days #anthony j crowley #just like all the limbs #anthony crowley #Crowley's throne #he's just being effortlessly sexy #it's almost unfair how pretty he is #i mean seriously just look at this flash bastard #i really like his hands #i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks #those eyebrows make me weak #ok fine #everything about him #makes me smile

[toonsforkicks22]

#RELEASECOYOTEVSACME

Made this animatic while attending church (and yes I PRAYED that #CoyoteVsAcme gets saved)

Audio by voice actor Eric Bauza. The absolute demand, aggression, and sass he put into Daffy at the Annie Awards reminds me so much of Duck Amuck.

#coyote vs acme #zaslav you bastard #fuck zaslav #The Flash is basically the Madame Web of DC #unless we want to argue that award goes to Suicide Squad 2016 or Batman Vs Superman #release coyote vs acme #save coyote vs acme #eric bauza #looney tunes #looney tunes art #looney tunes fanart #bugs bunny #daffy duck #wile e coyote #road runner #fanart #warner brothers

[ourcwnside]

closed starter for @ofginjxints

When Aziraphale had left, naturally, Crowley had first tried to drown his heartbreak in alcohol. After all, he'd been using it to try to numb his feelings for the angel for centuries, why wouldn't he turn to it now? But apparently getting blackout drunk didn't help the way it used to. Before, he would drink and maybe pass out for a few days, but he'd always awaken with the knowledge that he could saunter into the bookshop and at least be near him. But now that he was gone, now that Crowley had well and truly lost him, that wasn't enough. And it certainly didn't help matters that he no longer had to only imagine the feel of the angel's lips; he knew it. He knew it and it drove him half mad with longing and heartache.

He needed to forget. And if booze wasn't going to do the trick, something else would have to.

At some point, his regular outings to bars and clubs had turned into desperate searches for someone, anyone, that could make him forget how miserably in love he was with someone who had left him behind with apparent ease. Easier said than done, it seemed. Oh, it was easy enough to find humans that wanted him. The hard part was achieving what he'd set out to do and forget. Even for a short time.

Rarely did it ever progress beyond wandering hands and clumsy, desperate lips, but even when it did, Crowley couldn't shake images of him from his mind. Maybe it would have been easier if he didn't keep choosing men with pale curls or soft, cherubic features. But he couldn't help it; he knew what he wanted, and if he couldn't have that, he'd take the closest thing available.

It never really worked, but bless it, Crowley was nothing if not persistent. Which was why he was once again in a dimly-lit booth in the back of one of Soho's many bars with a man who looked familiar but not familiar enough. With lips on his neck, a hand on his thigh, and nearly a full bottle's worth of whiskey in his bloodstream, he could almost make himself forget about the one he wished was touching him.

#✦ flash bastard — ⊰crowley⊱ #ofginjxints #{ this kind of got away from me you do NOT need to match length }

[lilacevans]

𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 𝐚𝐬 𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄

#sebastianstan #sebastian stan #sebastianstanedit #seb stan gifs #sebastian stan edit #sebastian stan gifs #sstanedit #sebstanedit #sebstangifs #lee bodecker #the devil all the time #tw flashing #tw flashing gif #lila's gifs #lila's lee gifs #seb u pretty bastard

[rubbish78]

Frank Iero being goofy silly while performing with The Homeless Gospel Choir in Sunrise FL on 09/24/2022 (x)

#hi here's a rando frank post during this time #frank iero #decay era #or maybe it' swarm era whatever #mcr #my chemical romance #cute bastard #tw: flashing lights #rubbish78gifs #my gifs #yes long hair i need it agai

[ofthehands]

I think another, often overlooked aspect of Drayton’s parenting that would have been detrimental to his brothers and formative for them is his inconsistency. It’s probably less discussed because it’s more subtle and inconsistent parenting isn’t necessarily abusive, but I think it is worth considering/ exploring with these characters. 

Heads up for discussion of abuse/ unhealthy family dynamics. 

Drayton is shown to be a very inconsistent man, primarily in the first film but in the second as well. He’s sadistic in the scene where he has Sally in the truck with him, stabbing her with the broom handle for fun, and in the dinner scene at points, where he seems to be enjoying his brother’s antics- then he abruptly turns and snaps at them, telling them not to “torture the poor girl”. He’s fine with the family living in filth- he doesn’t complain about things like the room with the chicken in it being covered in feathers or the rotting flesh and taxidermy around them or the corpses they keep in the house- until he turns and snaps at Bubba for not having pride in his home and beats him for breaking the door. He talks on and on about how family comes first, and insists his brothers live by this- with their near worship of Grandpa and lack of outside connections and his anger at Bubba for his perceived relationship with Stretch, but at the same time he isn’t supportive of his brothers and only very rarely indulges them in their interests or listens to them. And while it’s a goofy scene, because of the nature of TCM2, Drayton does ultimately commit murder-suicide, taking out nearly his entire family with him- without any visible concern as to whether or not Chop Top will be present when it happens, leaving him behind. 

All of this makes sense with what we know about Drayton’s character- he’s inconsistent because he’s in conflict with himself. Drayton goes back and forth about being sadistic towards Sally because he likes it, but feels ashamed about that. In Chainsaw Confidential, Gunnar Hansen said that Hooper wanted to get across that, “[Drayton] seems to enjoy torturing her and, at the same time, to be afraid that the torture will produce some terrible reaction with which he will be unable to cope” in the dinner scene, and Hansen describes him as afraid of his own sadistic desires. He also probably cares and doesn’t care about the house because of his own waxing and waning lucidity. He’s also shown to be the most lucid of the Sawyers- running multiple businesses and interacting mostly normally with strangers, but at the same time his priorities and perceptions of the world are shown to be skewed in odd ways. He runs back in to turn the lights off with a hostage in his truck, he misunderstands Bubba’s infatuation with Stretch as her coming on to his little brother, and he thinks Lefty was sent by another catering business and could be payed off despite witnessing evidence of dozens of murders and witnessing their attempted murder of Stretch right at that moment. 

But, no matter what’s going on in his head, his inconsistency is going to create a very confusing and disorienting environment for his little brothers to grow up in. Consistency is very important in parenting- especially in children’s formative years. The younger Sawyers would have, in this time, dealt with both whatever changes took their parents out of the picture, and Drayton’s erratic behavior. Children with inconsistent parents are often more easily agitated, more anxious, and struggle more with regulating their emotions and behaviors than their peers. They have also been shown to have difficulty with self-doubt, self-esteem issues, and inconsistency in extreme cases can even impact a young person’s development of their identity.  Which, when coupled with the physical and verbal abuse they clearly endured, really didn’t give the younger Sawyers much of a chance. Much of this is very evident in the twins- they’re both easily agitated and seem to struggle with emotional and behavioral regulation. Bubba shows it too, but in different ways. He’s often anxious and seems to doubt himself when he’s left alone- as shown in the scene after he kills Jerry when he’s panicking and unsure of what to do. Bubba also, very famously, has identity issues that are explained in depth in Chainsaw Confidential and brought up in interviews. 

Of course there are aspects of these characters that explain these traits and behaviors- the brothers’ different disabilities coming to mind quickly- but I think even in situations where the primary reasoning for the behavior is something else, the impacts of Drayton’s inconsistent parenting style could come into play by exacerbating their existing issues. It also undoubtedly causes and worsens tension between Drayton and his brothers. With how inconsistent Drayton is, his brothers likely don’t know what behaviors will get them punished and what won’t- because it varies. Of course, there are some sure-fire ways to get punished, like disobeying something Drayton tells them directly- for instance Nubbins leaving behind Bubba and going to the graveyard. But other things, like Bubba cutting through the door in pursuit of Sally are more variable. Clearly Drayton wanted Bubba to catch all the kids no matter what- Bubba only manages to escape a beating after convincing Drayton he did. But, then in spite of the importance of letting no one get away, and Drayton’s general lack of care for their home- Drayton gets angry with Bubba for not taking pride in his home and starts berating him for that instead. This seems to be frustrating for Nubbins, who snaps at Drayton when he tries to stop them from tormenting Sally- saying he never lets them have any fun- and it seems to be frightening for Bubba- who cowers and tries to explain himself almost the moment Drayton walks through the door.Ultimately, Drayton’s inconsistent parenting style compounds on the problems the Sawyers have, entrenching them further and further in unhealthy behaviors and worsening the effects of his abuse. 

It’s sad, really, and more likely than not a manifestation of the cycle of abuse continuing its way down the Sawyer line. I don’t think its much of a reach to conclude that Drayton parents the way he does because that’s what he knows/ what he experienced to some degree. I’m not sure where to end this exactly. I wanna do some properly sourced and in depth analysis of them in the future, but tonight is not that night. I just had this idea in my head and needed to write it all down before it escaped me. I just think it’s sorrowful and fascinating the way that they never even had a chance.  

Source below is a study/ analysis of the effects of consistency in parenting I found useful when writing this. There’s a lot more literature on this, but this one condenses it pretty well. 

#tcm #tcm analysis #this whole rant was inspired by fryhouse's post about Nubbins and Drayton's dynamic and worrygutz's analysis on that #about nubbins' social frustrations specifically #but this turned out to be such a long ramble it got to be its own post lol #i enjoy doing these little flash analysis posts #inevitably much more long form analysis will be coming from me so look out for that lol #its insane how enraptured i am with these little bastards I want to study them like insects in an enclosure

[gahellhimself-blog]

#loki fanart #loki series #loki #loki laufeyson #teach me loki #good omens teach me au #teach me au #Flash Bastards

[mamawasatesttube]

superman: up in the sky #6

NO, SIR! I WILL NOT!

#rimi talks #this whole sequence was so fucking sexy of him. #tom king you bastard youve done it again. please stick to writing minis and never touch an ongoing again. #like with sgwot i think tom king is really good at making kryptonians stand out as insane fucking powerhouses. #which i find incredibly sexy god bless #but also showing the way that isolates them. and i like that a lot #however the thing about superman being able to beat the flash in a race was bullshit sorry. like. sorry tom get real #but THIS sequence. this sequence. fucking delicious #and the fact that one girl ''no one would miss'' was important enough to him. thats real. thats the good kush. #clark

[software-bugs-b-gon]

Happy Easter, Trans Day of Visibility, and April Boops day.

ft. @griffin-the-enderman and @ask-fenris-mc, who terrorized my activity with boops.

Go give them a follow btw!!

#mcaskblog #/shitpost #griffin #fenris #I CACKLED SO HARD THESE BASTARDS GAVE ME LIKE 700+ BOOPS ITS INSANEEE #cw flashing #cw flashing lights #gif #a reminder that Steven is trans!

[cosmicwhoreo]

#dark matter #kirby dark matter #kirby #kirby right back at ya #kirby of the stars #hoshi no kaabii #KRBAY #kirby series #He's just a little bastard #The king's life flashed before his eyes

[sandswirls]

Beef Bastard Animation - YGO AU (Flash Warning)

If I had a dollar for every time a Lemon Demon song got attached to a hyperfixiation of mine, l'd probably have enough for rent this month.

#artists on tumblr #my art #digital art #fanart #art #animation #yugioh #yugioh au #ygo #yugioh art #yugioh fanart #yugi muto #yugioh atem #yami yugi #pharaoh atem #lemon demon #hyakugojyuuichi 2003 #beef bastard #flash warning #cw eyestrain #cw eye contact #the puzzle system au

[ourcwnside]

Open starter

Crowley hadn't really intended to stay in the bookshop after---well, everything. But hell's finance department had seen no reason to continue paying for the flat now that Shax had left it, and he was beyond sick of living in his car.

And maybe some part of him secretly hoped the angel, his angel, would come back.

Which is why he was currently draped over one of the chairs in the back of the bookshop, long legs dangling over one of the arms, face buried in the back of the seat, breathing in traces of a familiar cologne. He didn't have to look to know someone was standing in the doorway, he could feel their presence. Damn. Muriel must have unlocked the door.

"Go away," he growled, not bothering to look at whoever it was. "We're closed."

#✦ flash bastard — ⊰crowley⊱ #✦ x — ⊰open starters⊱