sqq: haha binghe wants to kiss me this is weird and idk what to do about it im not gay
also sqq: did you just?? Imply that binghe isn't the hottest man ever to live—scratch that, hottest person?? In any universe, ever? Are you an idiot? how can you not see that Binghe's beauty eclipses all other creatures that ever have or ever will live??
peter, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:
rhodey who attended college with tony and knows the exact face he makes when he over does it, glances at peter (who is literally like a carbon copy of tony) and asks on instinct: what did you take?
peter, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.
rhodey activating his mom voice colonel voice: peter.
peter: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.
rhodey: what did you do?
peter: i drank a gallon of bleach
rhodey, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how peter is simultaneously better and worse than tony ever was: why...did you drink a gallon of bleach?
peter: i lost my backpack and needed money to buy a new one. and i cant ask may. shes bought seven over the last two months
oh my GOD zuko is such an IDIOT who the FUCK explains that an organization is already strong enough to take down the world and the fact that they have an airbender on their team now is horrible. and then when asked where he's going, says "to stop them." AT EIGHTY-SOMETHING