#I will burn his house down

[smilysstuff]

Tucker dumppp

Mind is polluted of this bastard

#rvb #red vs blue #drawing #memery #red vs blue art #rvb tucker #lavernius tucker #I loveeeeeeeeee himmmmm #I will burn his house down #Tehee #Just chilling in my grave guys

[travisdermotts]

just stumbled on the most soul wrenching quote from mitch

#honestly the entire article just gut punch after gut punch tbh #it's from just before he won the mem cup #was also reminded that his house literally burned down during their cup run #i wanna curl up and die #mitch marner #leafs

[chaoticjazz]

OMG, DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT RICH SET A FIRE AND BURNED DOWN A HOUSE??

#be more chill #he told me because I'm his best friend #I wasn't exactly there but I swear I know what happened #mole interest #rich set a fire and he burned down the house

[spectrum-color]

Truths the aSoIaF fandom isn’t ready for: Jaime is just as deluded as Cersei in Feast.

The man spends his chapters patting himself on the back and talking about how he’ll be remembered as the legendary Goldenhand the Just after he goes after a few outlaws while he has spent the entire book…trying to forcibly consolidate the Riverlands under Lannister rule after his family terrorized them for years, sent brutal gangs of mercenaries to rape and burn peasants, and broke guest right (and thousands of years of Westerosi tradition with it) to murder their Lord Paramounts daughter and their king, whose corpse was mutilated and paraded around after the fact by the family his father installed in their traditional Lord Paramounts seat. All of this for a war he started because he was having an incestuous affair with his sister. Sure Jaime, you’re gonna be a beloved figure!

#a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #jaime lannister #like the lannisters managed to burn their bridges with both the lords and the smallfolk #and thoroughly piss on the ashes #he’s lucky any green eyed blonds are even able to walk around there without getting jumped #btw don’t forget the original reason tywin sent his murder gangs to the riverlands #because jaimes brother was accused of trying to kill bran stark #something tyrion didn’t do but both jaime and his son did #I will have no sympathy for anyone but tommen and myrcella when house lannister goes down #hell I didn’t have sympathy for joffrey even though I know grrm intended for it #they made their bed #and none of them have really reflected on it

[thaliasthunder]

and to think these motherfuckers all saw him as some creepy weirdo they needed to keep a safe distance from and debated to just LEAVE HIM TO DIE. i am trembling with rage i will burn them alive i will fucking stab them open i will feast with their guts i will

#IM FUELLED BY FURY HATE AND VENGANCE FOR NICO #THEY ALL DID NICO SO FUCKING DIRTY #*throws knives at leo* I WILL HAUNT THEIR DREAMS #*yanks beth's and piper's hair* I WILL BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSES #I WILL- *kisses hazel's cheek and hugs jason* not u babies u're angels and im grateful nico has u as family/friend <3 #*breaks jar into frank's head * I WILL BREAK THEIR BONES #I WILL BURY ALL OF THEM ALIVE #AND YOU *aggressively grabs percy by the collar while gritting teeth * YOU. WILL. GO. FIRST. #(and if any of u try to FUCKING touch jason i'll KILL YOU TOO. he HAD his redemption arc towards nico so KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT HIM) #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #pjo/hoo #anti percy #ANTI THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARGO II TAG #percy jackson #jason grace #annabeth chase #leo valdez #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #rick riordan #riordanverse #nico tumblr

[rewritingcanon]

dad harry potter coded

#its even funnier bcuz the original guy in the tiktok’s son was turning 3 😭😭😭 THREEE 😭😭 #he would be having a whole crisis as soon as his baby can walk #he is over compensating with cooking like always #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #james sirius potter #albus severus potter #lily luna potter #<- hes crying over all three of them #he has to bake the cakes at night bcuz his job is so demanding during the daytime. and ginny cant bake or else she’ll burn the house down #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #rewriting #harry james potter #<- i think james and lily would cry over harry getting older so their sensitive genes just got passed down to him ig

[klanced]

Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)

lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)

keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)

#voltron #klance #honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting #if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights. #trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas. #meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record #like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good #sorry i just like talking about the law #speaking of which let me go on a tangent #i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert. #and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops #keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will. #keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY. #cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard #keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED. #cop: okay but you're out after curfew-- #keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW? #keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter. #keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW. #keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night #sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags #i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys #keith #lance #lance: (freaking out) #keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law) #shitpost #ask #anonymous #otp: we are a good team

[nighttimeebony]

Unanswered questions about Dazai's backstory that are driving me fucking insane

(Yeah, so, completely against my will, Bungou Stray Dogs has been consuming every last neuron in my brain for the past several weeks, so I thought I'd share my unraveling)

(mentions of eye injuries and self-harm/attempted suicide below the cut, if you're sensitive to those kinds of things).

(1) In season 2, episode 3, when Ango turns out to be a spy in the Port Mafia, Dazai says, "Everything I never want to lose is always lost. Everything worth wanting is lost the moment I obtain it. And nothing I pursue is worth the cost of prolonging this life, this suffering." Like! What the fuck does this mean?!?!! What happened in Dazai's life that made him think this? The way he says it indicates that him "losing things he wants to keep" has happened often enough for it to become a pattern for him, so what was Dazai talking about when he said this?

(2) In season 3, episode 3, why did Dazai say "thank you" to the old Port Mafia boss when he killed Rimbaud's double of him?

In the sub, he says "let me thank you for once," and in the dub, he says "I'll never get another chance to say this, so thank you". Why did he say that?

(3) Why did Dazai keep his eye covered as a teenager? At first, I assumed it was because Dazai had some kind of injury that he was covering, considering how easily it bled every time Dazai sustained some kind of damage to his head or face, but never to the eye directly. In episode 1 of season 2, when a bullet grazes the side of his face, his eye starts to bleed

and the same thing happens again in episode 1 of season 3 when Chuuya kicks him into a wall.

BUT! When Oda's dying and he pulls Dazai's bandages off, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with his eye. And it can't be that Dazai was just wearing them as some kind of intimidation tactic; there had to have been something wrong with it, because we see it bleed twice (even though the eye itself never sustained any direct injury), but there is no visual indication that anything is wrong with his eye, either in the flashbacks or in the present (no scars, seemingly no vision issues, and no discoloration in the eye like you might expect to see as a result of permanent damage). So I am asking WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE BANDAGES FOR

(4) Where did Dazai come from before he was in the Port Mafia? We know that he was a witness to the old boss's murder when he was 14, but Dazai wasn't an official Mafia member until he was 15 when Mori tasked him to work the Arahabaki case. Was Dazai always connected to the Mafia in some way, or did he come from a normal family before Mori inducted him?

(5) FOLLOWING THAT: where are Dazai's parents? In the "Fifteen" novel, it's stated that Dazai wasn't a mere orphan that Mori just picked up, but we don't know if Dazai's parents are dead or alive or where they would be if they were alive.

(6) What are Dazai's bandages actually for? Given Dazai's track record of suicide attempts, it's a common theory that the bandages are to hide self harm scars (I subscribe to this theory myself, as it's the most plausible), but we don't actually know because we've never seen Dazai without his bandages before.

EDIT: (7) Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. In season 3, episode 2-

What is the motivation behind this scene? Why does Dazai keep shooting? Why does he think that the soldier deserved to suffer more? Dazai offers the guy a more merciful death, but Dazai also thinks that a merciful death is "more than he deserves". Why does Dazai think this? This can't just be about this one soldier, because Dazai hasn't had any kind of encounter with him before this. Dazai is clearly having some kind of small breakdown, but what triggered it and why?

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #osamu dazai #recently ive been trying to write a fic for bsd but i kept hitting roadblocks because of all the unknowns about dazai and his backstory #i swear to god if we don't get some kind of proper backstory for dazai before the series ends im going to burn my house down #i am in your walls asagiri PLEASE FINISH YOUR CHARACTERS #bsd theories #bsd thoughts #bsd fifteen #bsd dark era

[your-mom-friend]

I can’t get over Kageyama Ritsu…everyone says he’s the more popular, more attractive and cool Kageyama Brother but literally every scene of him at school ever is him avoiding anything that’s not School Council and not talking to anyone or so much as SMILING at anyone. He’s literally Mob if mob styled his hair.

Like honestly Mob and Ritsu are the SAME amount of socially awkward but the issue is that Mob is just more blunt and WILL say he’s not enjoying your company and leave (he’ll try to be polite but it’ll fall flat) but Ritsu is Bound By This Mortal Concept of Social Politeness and wouldn’t just say that to people’s faces so everyone thinks he’s the nicest guy when in fact he’s been hoping to spontaneously learn invisibility for the last half hour

Like that time Tsubomi came to Spirits and Such did you see his face he wasn’t even as intense fighting for his life against Claw as he was hiding from her lmao

Ritsu acts like he’s completely chill but is in fact a pathetic loser (affectionate). He calls his brother Nii-San. He hates Reigen with all the hate in his heart. He found the kid that kicked his ass when he was kidnapped and then let him into his home. He let that guy burn his house down for kicks. He became best friends with that kid. He keeps a spoon in his pocket. He can and will kill people if he feels like it. He got psychic powers and immediately became a villain about it for like 3 whole minutes before getting his ass humbled. He’s literally 13 and it makes everything about him 300% better.

#rem rambles #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #mp100 ritsu #kageyama ritsu #on that note #mp100’s best quality is its portrayal of middle schoolers #like yeah these kids are absolutely in middle school #they’re awkward and dumb and arrogant and scared and young and full of rage #they will do the dumbest most impulsive things and it will have no lasting effect on their character #but the smallest things will #like Ritsu was a villain and was like brother I don’t care about you anymore #and Mob was like okay bet and then he won. Ritsu was so full of shit #when Koyama(?) was trying to grab Ritsu and Mob went after him Ritsu was like oh. lol. nice knowing you ugly you’re gonna get your ass beat #he immediately became best friends with the guy that burned down his house #to the point where that guy refers to mob as Ritsu’s Brother like that’s the most important part

[bellepark]

Stop being a total loser, and quit your bitching. All you do is whine. It's all, "I can't do that, I'm just too pathetic!" Like anybody cares.

Mitaraike, Enjou Suru (2023) | ep 4

#mitaraike enjou suru #burn the house down #nagano mei #kudo asuka #jdrama #userdramas #lextag #userstorge #userginpotts #connorjesup #jdramasource #asiandramasource #asiandramaedit #dailynetflix #netflixedit #when she had enough of his bullshttt and told him off to quit whining and get his priorities straight #im like yes girlie get him out of there!! #i hope they'll turn out ok!!! #i hope he's ok not like someone who would betray her at the end *fingers cross #belleparkgif

[browngonzo888]

#i’m sorry i had to #i got the simp disease #DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT DISEASE MEANS?! #miguel spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara #this has gotta be the most infectious sexyman on the internet #his second theme song is Ride It by Ciara what’s that tell you #the O’Hara playlists on YT are always burning down the house #only cure is to Ride it out #f me #actsv #spiderman 2099

[duckiemimi]

maybe we should abolish all geto stans.

#some of yall get on my nerves no distinction #shippers either way. dudebros. akgaes. #if i gotta go down too then so be it #if it stops whatever's happening to his character #matter of fact some gojo stans too! #burn the whole house down #specifically on a certain site actually

[mattodore]

pets him

#river dipping #ts4 #matthias evanoff #theodore doe #a burning house to live in #echthroi #🦇 #i used this image to experiment with some new things i learned #making that hickey on matthias's neck look more gnarly was fun. theo tries to make them last as long as they can so. #they normally look pretty dark and nasty #i really did mean to post this yesterday but yk how it goes... anyway. i'm going to make An Attempt at tackling my activity feed today #if i sound weird to any of you just pretend i seem so normal #i also want to actually catch up soon... #ik i'm definitely behind on kmik and the legacies i keep up with #i just don't want to sound insincere when i catch up... #so i might just put those off for when i'm actually back to feeling uhhhhhh . not like a weird little husk of myself #oh. also i made this pose. their height difference is actually there it's just that matthias is leaning forward a lot and bending down #and theo's up on his toes and leaning into matthias's chest

[hellenhighwater]

Fun thing I learned today: there are stag beetles in Michigan! I knew they existed but somehow I never knew we had them here.

Unfun thing I learned today: there is a stag beetle in my kitchen sink! I don't know how the fuck that motherfucker got in here but this bitch is two inches long and now I have to burn my house down! Why the fuck is this a thing that has happened!! Motherfucker!!

#i do NOT LIKE BUGS #I especially *especially* do not like bugs that give you crunchh feeling if you squish them #bad texture leaves my hands bad for hours no no no #can't VICE SPIDER my way out of this one this motherfucker is the size of his head and he's specifically trained to not go #on the kitchen counter!! #motherfucker! #my house is insured i can burn it down they would understand #i live in michigan SPECIFICALLY because our bugs are NOT supposed to get big #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #where the fuck is the shop vac #why could it not simply be a venomous snake instead of a large but relatively harmless beetle

[citrus-cactus]

Some shots of Demona in front of Macbeth's stained glass window, because I'm absolutely not normal about it.

#gargoyles #disney's gargoyles #not only. NOT ONLY did he have it commissioned #he had it commissioned AGAIN when his house burned down #babygirl do you KNOW how strong my feelings are about that???! #and she doesn't even know. she'd probably have some sort of scathing comment about it but it'll never come up. #BABYGIRL YOU'RE SO SAD IN YOUR IMMORTALITY HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS????!? #the cactus screams into the void

[eggwishing]

our couch was moldy anyways

#mindy firefly #august #somewhere out there. like when you look at a photo of our earth you're in there somewhere #ocs #drawin this while kinda bored. which is smn i dont usually do ... #i feel liek i always gotta be inspired when i draw or else it'll come out looking awful #but. this turned out alright!!! #can't listen 2 that dismissive voice in my head #draw draw draw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #wish i could lore dump about mindy and august oouuuh #but gotta do more than that 2 make other people care about em #i need 2 capture the emotion their characters #anyways #the couch represents their relationship. it got all moldy from being where it shouldn't #they kept it outside bc they couldn't fit past the doorway of her house #and got weathered n yucky over time from being all exposed 2 tha elements and shit #basically begging to be thrown out bruh Skull emoji #she loves him but she's about to go hunt him down and kick his ass for being a huge wad #i think after this the sidh just spits the couch back up at her #all gross and burned and stuff but still in one piece #she gets really frustrated that she can't throw it out and just stews in a quiet rage for a few days #decides to just tie it to her house and set sail #maybe she even tries to patch it up piece by piece #or get it inside somehow later on. maybe she removes the doorway or something