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ourflagmeansdeath-kinkmeme · 8 months

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Gen or Any/Izzy, Izzy + Crew — 5+1, Izzy is a Total Mom

5 times Izzy was a total mom to the crew (and they were too dumbfounded to appreciate it) + 1 time the crew thanks him for it (and accidentally invents Mother's Day).

Some potential ideas: * Izzy has snacks on him, like all the time. Feeling faint? Having a low blood sugar attack? Just in the mood for something to nosh on? He's got you covered. Nobody knows where in the hell the snacks come from, seeing as the man wears skintight leather with no visible pockets, but nobody is complaining. * Caretaking. Izzy is just about the least squeamish person on the face of the earth, and has no qualms sponge-bathing crew members too sick/weak to wash themselves, handling chamber pots, or dealing with anything relating to vomit. * Izzy singing to a crew member that's had a nightmare. * Soccer Mom Izzy in charge of a group excursion to teach the crew how to swim. * Izzy tending to minor injuries the crew's suffered, like rope burns and scraped knees. He's 100% the type to try and distract from the pain by telling horror stories about injuries that he's suffered, which only works about 25% of the time. The other 75% it just freaks people out more.

This list is by no means exhaustive! It's just some suggestions.

Fill: None Rec: Pride [General | No Pairings (Background Canon Pairings)]

#C: Israel “Izzy” Hands #C: Revenge Crew #P: General | No Pairing #P: Israel “Izzy” Hands x Any #T: Caretaking #T: Food #T: Singing #T: Injury #T: Israel “Izzy” Hands Learning To Be Part Of The Crew #Fill: None

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charcoaldustonmyfingers · 22 days

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Shell quirks! Part 4, Mikey!

[1-2-3-4]

As a box turtle, Mikey can close his shell completely to keep out anything that might get in to bother him! Like annoying brothers, for example. Outta sight, outta mind lol

I used to make tons of Christmas cookies with extended family that I would bring home after the holiday, but alas, every single one would disappear come morning without a crumb for me. Either Santa stuck around another night or I lived with ravenous wolves rather than people! I ended up having to hide the stash to dole them out at a reasonable pace (while saving myself my share) lol

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise mikey #rise leo #rottmnt comic #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #t*cest dni #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #we each had our hiding places for snack foods in the house #a silent war of who could protect their snacks from raids while sneaking a few from the enemy

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tarjapearce · 8 months

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Need to get this out:

Mafia! Boss Miguel.

Mafia Boss Miguel that has been terrorizing little businesses around the neighborhood.

Mafia Boss Miguel that had told your husband way too many times to stay away from his business.

But of course, the pigheaded man your had married was too proud and stupid to listen.

Mafia Boss Miguel is pissed. Pissed at the audacity your husband has to defy him. He will teach why he is known as 'El Diablo'

A little raid here and there and your husband was beaten up and tied up. Forced to watch as Miguel had fun with you.

The kind of fun that has you panting, mewling, squirming and begging for more before your husband's horrified eyes. The Boss himself seems pleased at your complying.

"Having such a pretty thing neglected..." He'd mumble before unleashing an onslaught of mind blowing and jaw slacking thrusts.

You don't meant to hurt him, but it's been so long since you had your guts properly rearranged or touched even. Your husband too busy with thinking in ways to screw people over that karma knew how to give it back. And it feels good. Painfully good to see your husband beg you to stop as his raging boner shows up at the sight of him getting cucked.

Mafia Boss Miguel makes a wrecking mess out of you. But that's not enough for him. It never is. Even though, you're panting, sweating and full of cum, you're taken to his car by his henchmen.

A little guarantee until your husband pays up. But knowing him, you know he has never had the intention of paying people.

You want to be scared, and you are. But you're also thrilled and confused. Thrilled because you were delivered right in the top demon's claws and had a taste of his power, and confused because you know you shouldn't be thrilled. Yet here you are. handcuffed and manhandled by him in the back of his car.

A gun is brought to your temple as he unzips his pants. Steely and husky voice commanding

"Clean it."

He'd already found a good use for you in the meantime.

(Fic here)

#miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara x you #atsv miguel #food for thought #t writes✨#blurb #miguel o'hara smut #spiderman 2099 smut #miguel o'hara imagine

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scribz-ag24 · 22 days

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Who wouldn't like dusknoir, he's the most charming pathetic man you'll ever meet in your life

I like embarrased grovyle, as well

#actaeonshipping #grovyle #dusknoir #my art #pmd2 #pokemon mystery dungeon #im getting more self indulgent by the minute #it will get worse #that is a promise and a threat #pmd grovyle #pmd dusknoir #i wonder how people who have not heard of this game in a decade feel when they look up the tag out of curiosity and find gay art of these t #hm. food for thought

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catgirl-kaiju · 1 year

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#shitpost #humor #comedy #meme #lesbian #transbian #t-rex #dinosaurs #stock image #taco bueno #fast food #late night scout

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prokopetz · 5 months

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Buying bread at the grocery store this afternoon and they're blasting "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" over the PA, and I'm thinking oh, okay, we're doing 1990s nostalgia today – which is why it takes me a solid minute before it occurs to me: is that fucking T-Pain?

It was, in fact, fucking T-Pain.

I didn't even know he'd covered "Blue (Da Ba Dee)".

You learn something every day.

#life #media #music #covers #t-pain #eiffel 65 #blue (da ba dee)#1990s #nostalgia #food mention #swearing

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dreamsrunfaster · 11 months

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james t. kirk, tarsus survivor, whenever someone needs help and support: we should get hotdogs. in fact we should get two hotdogs. i’m going to get cookies. we’re going to split the cookie.

#something something pike and kirk both use food as a love language in very different ways #there's something about how they're both like at least no one will be hungry #at least i will feed them #james t kirk #star trek strange new worlds #strange new worlds #tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #lost in translation #s2e03 #s2e06 #me looking at the writers appraisingly: i see u and this is excellent #snw #st

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mysharona1987 · 5 months

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#republicans #democrats #News #mga #politics #colorado #lauren boebert #food stamps #socialism #liberals #craig t nelson #usa #lol #food

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dessertgeek · 7 months

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The Twitter Mari Lwyd sagas (2019)

So way back in 2019, @seananmcguire and @tkingfisher (and also later @kbspangler) got into a whole poetry/rap battle involving the poor Mari Lwyd (played by Seanan) just trying to get some cheese from Ursula's stores. This went on for a few years, and I can't find transcribed sources, only screenshots.

So, with X/Twitter being What It Is, I wanted a text source to exist. CW for food, alcohol, and all the caps, and full credit to the authors. If you want the original source it's here.

Seanan: WE'RE HERE TO SAY PLEASE WON'T YOU GIVE US SOME CHEESE SOME CHEESE AND SOME BRANDY OR PORT. THIS FESTIVE HORSE SKULL HAS BEEN SHOVED ON A POLE SO GRANT ME YOUR FINEST RETORT.

Ursula: BEGONE WITH YOUR POLE (YOU CAN LEAVE THE NEAT SKULL) DEMANDING MY FOOD IS EXTORTION FOR CHEESE IS QUITE DEAR AND WILL BE WORSE NEXT YEAR AND I CAN’T SPARE YOU EVEN A PORTION

Seanan: IF IT'S HEAD FOR A HEAD, I COULD TAKE YOURS INSTEAD, THAT SEEMS LIKE A TRADE THAT'S QUITE FAIR BUT DECAPITATION REQUIRES CONTEMPLATION, I'D RATHER THAT CHEESE OVER THERE.

Ursula: YOU COME ‘ROUND WITH THE BITS OF A HORSE THAT IS QUITS DEMANDING I GIVE YOU MY CHEDDAR BUT HEY, YOU HAVE SAID, AT LEAST IT’S NOT MY HEAD— I’M SUPPOSED TO THINK THIS IS BETTER!?

Seanan: I AM NOT A QUITTER, NO NEED TO BE BITTER, AND I'D TAKE YOUR GOUDA OR BRIE. YOU ASKED FOR MY HEAD, THINKING THAT SINCE I'M DEAD YOU COULD JUST KIDNAP PIECES OF ME. I HAVE INFINITE TIME AND THE PATIENCE TO RHYME AND I'LL STAND HERE LIMITLESSLY.

Ursula: AND WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT ON NOT-QUITE-LONGEST-NIGHT TO MAKE FREE WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S CHEESES? YOU THINK ‘COS YOU SHOW WITH A WEIRD SKULL IN TOW IT CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER IT PLEASES?

Seanan: THAT'S JUST WHAT I THINK, GIVE ME CHEESE, GIVE ME DRINK, AND I'LL NO MORE CAST DARK ON YOUR DOOR. I'M NO TINSEL OR TREE, I'M CELEBRATORY OF SURVIVAL ON HEATH AND IN MOOR.

Ursula: THERE’S NO HEATH AND NO MOOR BETWEEN HERE AND THE SHORE I COULD MAYBE GET YOU A BOG IN LIEU OF MY BRIE WHICH I’M HOARDING FOR ME WHAT IF—LOOK, SEANAN! A FROG!

Seanan: THAT WAS JUST DIRTY POOL, AND YOU KNOW THERE'S NO RULE THAT SAYS I CAN'T LEAVE AND COME BACK. NOW THERE'S MUD ON MY SHOES I WON'T LET YOU REFUSE THIS FESTIVE DIGESTIVE ATTACK.

Ursula: ALL’S FAIR, SO THEY SAY WHEN CHEESE IS IN PLAY ALTHOUGH I ADMIT TO DECEPTION WHILE YOU CHASED A FROG I SCARFED THAT CHEESE LOG AT PERSONAL COST TO DIGESTION

Seanan: THEN I'LL COME FOR YOUR BOOZE I'M NOT LONGING TO LOSE, AND THIS IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON. I'LL STAND HERE AND SING AS THE MORRIS BELLS RING AND YOUR GUTS CONTEMPLATE CHOOSING TREASON.

Ursula: I’VE NO BRANDY NOR GIN THE SCOTCH STORES ARE THIN BUT OF A SOLUTION I’M THINKIN’ THIS HOUSE’S LIBATION AGAVE’S CREATION WILL NEVERTHELESS GET YOU STINKIN’ IF IT’S BOOZE THAT YOU’RE FOR BONE HORSE FROM THE MOOR IT’S TEQUILA THAT WE WILL BE DRINKIN’

Seanan: WE'LL GET HAMMERED LIKE BOARDS WHEN THE LIQUOR GETS POURED, THEY'LL ASSEMBLE US LIKE WE'RE IKEA. THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO DO THAN START DRINKING WITH YOU. I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAME TO SEE YA.

Ursula: I LOVE EVERY ENTITY IN THIS BAR *falls down*

#Mari Lwyd #food #caps #seanan mcguire #ursula vernon #t kingfisher #I think I got all the meter right #May tumblr be okay with this wall o' text #Mari Lwyd Project

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ohno-the-sun · 2 months

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Comic depiction of the dream I had months ago that I forgot to post

Sleuth jester Eclipse and ghost in the machine Fool

Also uuhhh second part under the cut tw for drug use ppfpfptf

#my art #sb eclipse #tw drug use #gitm fool #to be fair they weren’t my weed brownies #really shouldn t eat food that isn’t urs smh smh

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ourflagmeansdeath-kinkmeme · 5 months

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Stede/Ed/Izzy and/or Gen Stede & The Crew — Disordered eating, angst, hurt/comfort

Post-canon, something happens to re-trigger Stede's body image issues (maybe a run-in with the Badmintons' fifth cousin twice removed?) and his feelings of inadequacy. Clearly the solution to both problems is to only eat as much as he deserves, in exchange for pulling his own weight. Obviously the most food should go to the people who worked the hardest, so if Stede finds a reason to miss meals with the crew so that there's more to go around for them, or tells Ed he's not hungry so that Ed will finish his plate for him, or gives part of his ration to the animals on board since they're more vital to the crew's wellbeing than he is, that's just logical. And anyway, most if not all of the crew has dealt with going hungry before and they still managed to be competent and hard workers. If he's not able to, that's just more proof of what a soft little rich boy he is.

Most of the crew doesn't notice – they've always eaten well on the Revenge, so a little extra food isn't as noticeable as it might be on a different ship, and Stede never really ate with the crew to begin with, so his absence isn't remarkable.

Ed doesn't notice - he's still in the honeymoon phase of getting his boyfriend back, and historically Ed hasn't been great at being able to tell when Stede's experiencing emotional turmoil and Stede hasn't been great at communicating it.

Izzy does.

+ Lucius gets involved somehow: I can see Izzy noticing the discrepancies in their food stores and how it affects Stede's ability to work first and Lucius noticing Stede's mood and unusual behavior first, and neither of them figuring out the whole picture until they talk to each other.

Fill: Just When You Think You're In Control [Ed/Stede]

#TW: Eating Disorders #C: Edward Teach | Blackbeard #C: Israel “Izzy” Hands #C: Stede Bonnet #C: Revenge Crew #P: General | No Pairing #P: Edward Teach | Blackbeard x Stede Bonnet x Israel “Izzy” Hands #T: Self Esteem Issues #T: Angst #T: Hurt Comfort #T: Food #Fill: Complete #Edward Teach | Blackbeard x Stede Bonnet Fills

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signanothername · 15 days

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Killer, but with Abridged Alucard’s lines

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tarjapearce · 5 months

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So uh

Has Mama ever been shamed for her body?

Oh Definitely. :(

You see, growing in a Latino household is growing up bullied for sure, and such insecurities are turned into a nickname. Mama wasn't the exception tho.

Mama loved eating when she was a kid, she was pretty active. And then puberty hit, things changed but not precisely for the good.

Aunts and cousins always gave the snide and backhanded comments whenever she was found eating.

"Ay no, mija, ya deja de comer! que ahí luego vas a andar pidiendo ropa nueva." (Stop eating, You'll be asking for new clothes later)

Or the typical " Your body would look so good if you'd lose some of that weight." And the last but not least "You're getting bigger each time I see you!" In every family reunion.

This made Mama to have a bad relationship with food. And even if she lost weight, Mama still used oversized things.

Although Jessica helped to get some of her confidence back, Mama still struggled with food. Until, Miguel came into her life.

That party where they met and she ate Miguel's quesabirrias? It was the first time in months she ate something packed with flavor instead of boiled and steamed things.

And when Miguel took a notice of her crying cause she felt guilty for eating too much, this got him concerned. So, as a good back then boyfriend, he took a day to pamper her with things she had enjoyed in their previous dates.

And when Mama refused to finish her plate cause it would be too much, Miguel would only kiss her breathless while taking a good feel of her body.

"You think a couple of pounds are an issue for me?" He'd mumble while cornering her against the wall, "Tengo más de donde agarrar para cuando te saque esas inseguridades de la mente a punta de cogidas, preciosa" (More for me to grab when I fuck those insecurities outta your mind.)

Even to this day, Miguel still makes sure that Mama enjoys eating.

#t writes✨#miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #soccer family ⚽🕷️#mama o'hara #tw food issues #miguel ohara fluff #miguel o'hara imagine #Boyfriend Miguel #pre Soccer Family #miguel o'hara x you #atsv miguel

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sparklecarehospital · 2 months

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