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ah0yh0y · 6 months

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everyday i think of ivy's little "its the circle of life" bullshit on that dinner in like chapter 1 of nevermoor and

I SEETHE

#morrigan is having the last night of her life AND YOU ANNOUNCE YOUR PREGRANT?????#SHES ALLREADY BEEEN TRETEAED LIKE THE SHITTEST OF THE MSHIT AND YOU SMILE LIKE THAT #HOOOWOWFDDIUDGHUFGIH #ahoys thoughts #i need compensation #nevermoor #nevermoor ivy #ivy crow #nevermoor morrigan #morrigan crow

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adankrivervalleynearyou · 1 year

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bonus:

#steve harrington #steve harrington textposts #textposts #stranger things textposts #stranger things #stranger things 4 #stranger things 1 #stranger things 3 #stranger things 2 #robin buckley #dustin henderson #platonic stobin #i don't ship stancy btw I just thought it was funny #stonathan #bisexual steve harrington #scoops ahoy #nancy wheeler

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pacificnorthwesterngothic · 8 days

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Hey, folks!

I'm wondering if I can ask you all for ideas.

I'm moving from the PNW in August and am aiming to get a botanical tattoo of native plants to console me. I'm thinking Western red cedar fronds and trillium or avalanche lilies so far. But I'm also not a botanist and have spent most of my life going "oh! pretty flower!" when I see a pretty flower and then never finding out what heck it's called.

Do any of you have suggestions?

Is anyone out there certain they know exactly what the best-looking PNW fern is?

This will also be my first tattoo, so any advice you have to send my way would be deeply welcome.

#and no I'm not doing the hairy hippie cousin it wildflower #though anyone who thinks of submitting that as a joke... you are my kindred #I also would've thought of submitting that as a joke #PNW #personal shit ahoy #pacific northwest

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dwobbitfromtheshire · 3 months

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If Only They Knew

18+ MINORS DNI

Summary: Steve flirts with Eddie in Scoops Ahoy with his ice cream when he realized that Eddie was watching him. . . Other things occur. I couldn't help but write this.

Steve was sitting out in the parlor this time to enjoy his ice cream. It was Sunday, so there weren't any other people in here. He was enjoying the quiet in the brightly colored store, and the fact that there wasn't anyone around to watch him eat. He was always a messy eater when it came to ice cream, and he hated it when people watched him eat it.

Steve was about to take another bite when he felt someone watching him. He looked up to find Eddie Munson watching him curiously, his own ice cream cone in his hand. Steve narrowed his eyes at Eddie. Maybe he'd stop watching if he made it sexual. That always made people look away. Steve kept eye contact with Eddie's big brown eyes as he slowly took a lick of his ice cream, moaning loudly as he did so. He took his tongue and slowly dragged it over lips, keeping up the eye contact as he did so. Eddie's were wide, and his mouth fell open, but he didn't look away. Seriously? Why wasn't he looking away?

A bit of the ice cream dripped on his finger, and Steve scowled. He lifted the finger to his mouth and put the whole digit in his mouth. He began to suck on his finger and looked back at Eddie to find that his beautiful brown eyes had grown dark. Oh, shit, was this turning him on? Steve grew warm at the thought, and he felt a twitch in his pants. Okay, Steve was turned on by this, too. Fuck seriously? The image of Steve taking Eddie behind the mall and pressing him up against the wall as Steve sank to his knees. . . Shit, Steve was beginning to get hard. He moaned loudly, his mouth still wrapped around his finger. He pulled off with a loud pop, trying not to imagine it as Eddie's dick. Eddie's eyes were even darker, and it was downright predatory. Eddie's ice cream was long forgotten. It was now leaning off to the side, the ice cream seconds away from falling off the cone.

Steve put his finger near his mouth, this time raising a second finger. He started to lick the tips of his fingers as he looked at Eddie. He swirled his tongue around his finger for a while, continuing to make moaning noises. The ice cream fell off of Eddie's cone with a splat, but Eddie ignored it. Steve’s eyes went wide as he watched Eddie's hand go under the table. He was as hard as Steve. Eddie cupped himself through his jeans and started moving his hips as he rocked against his hand. Steve slowly sank his mouth down over his fingers until they were completely in his mouth. He started bobbing his head up and down, his eyes fluttering as he completely imagined his mouth around Eddie's dick. He hollowed his cheeks as he sucked hard. The arousal was building and building and building. . . Until he came. . .right in his pants. It wasn't long before Eddie did the same thing, his eyes closed with relief.

"MUNSON!" Robin's voice startled Steve out of his revere. "You made a mess all over the place!"

Steve was just as panicked as Eddie was until Steve realized that Robin was talking about Eddie's ice cream. He almost laughed until he realized that he was sitting in his own mess, and he just came in his pants at work. Fuck. He quickly dumped his own ice cream on his pants and cursed loudly.

"Goddamnit! I spilled ice cream on my shorts!" Steve said loudly.

"You started an outbreak!" Robin told Eddie.

"It's just on me!" Steve sighed. "I got an extra uniform in the back."

Although, he was going to have to go without underwear. As he was walking to the breakroom, he briefly saw Eddie smirking at him, and he wondered if Eddie was thinking the same thing. He quickly grabbed his second uniform and hurried to the employee restroom. When he came back out, Eddie was gone. He tried not to think about what had just happened for the rest of the day, but it was difficult around midday when everyone was coming out of church. He grinned delightfully at the thought of the sin he and Eddie committed right here in the parlor. It was even better when a couple of middle-aged women came in complaining about homosexuals. With a grin, he told them the best seat in the house was exactly where Steve had been sitting moments ago. When they were looking where he was pointing, he spat in their ice cream before handing it to them. He nearly giggled when they sat exactly where he told them to.

"I saw that," Robin said.

"Saw what?" Steve asked innocently.

"I don't know why you did that, but I'm just going to say thank you and get back to work," Robin said.

Oh, if only she knew. Steve glanced at the middle age women and smirked. If only they knew.

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ineffableoutpost · 10 months

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Thank you Sailor!

Steddie drabble

Eddie walked into scoops ahoy a few seconds behind a group of girls and got the privilege of watching Steve’s little speech on the group in front of him.

He snickered especially when Steve introduced himself, as if there was a single soul in Hawkins who didn’t know who Steve Harrington was.

To Eddie’s surprise, the girls snickered and turned down his advances and obvious flirting, giving them his order and going over to their table as Steve and Robin gave them their ice creams.

He saw Steve bicker with Robin and grunt as she scribbled down something on a white board.

Eddie’s turn came up and he took his opportunity to mess with Steve.

“Hey man, what can I get you?” Here’s the thing, Eddie had seen Steve from afar, but up until now, never this close. He looked gorgeous, his hair all smooth and soft, all those moles scattered across his skin, and was he wearing lip gloss?

“What, I don’t get a fancy greeting?” Eddie retorted, smirking his lips to the side.

“Ahoy Eddie, want to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me, I’m Steve Harrington, and I’ll be helping you today.” Steve spoke in a monotone voice, rolling his eyes.

“So, sailor Steve,” Eddie began, a teasing voice lacing his words. “What does a sailor as pretty as you recommend for land folk such as me?”

Steve rolled his eyes and sighed deeply, trying to put on his best customer service voice and character as he could. “Well, my favorite is mint chocolate chip, but I know a lot of people hate it.”

Eddie wasn’t particularly fond of mint chip, but he hand to please Harrington. “Can I get a taste of it?” Eddie asked, batting his eyelashes.

Steve nodded and grabbed the little spoon and filled it with the ice cream before handing it back to Eddie.

Eddie tasted it, making sure to swirl his tongue against the little spoon before taking it out and moaning dramatically. “It’s nice, but not my kind of tea. Any other contenders ?”

“Uhm, a lot of people like the classics such as chocolate and strawberry, but we do have the flavor of the month which is this like Blackberry flavor.” Steve rambled on, pointing at the pints holding the ice cream.

“I think I’ll just take a vanilla cone for now.”

Steve nodded and got to scooping, handing Eddie his cone and receiving the money. Eddie licked the ice cream and moaned, purposely getting some on his lips. He used his thumb to wipe the cream of slowly, ducking his thumb and not breaking eye contact with Steve.

“Thank you sailor,” Eddie saluted, winking and turning to leave. Behind him, Steve was flushed and flustered, holding the money as Robin snickered next to him.

#steddie fanfiction #steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve harrington x eddie munson #steve harrington/eddie munson #my writing #steddie thoughts #steddie writing #scoops ahoy #scoops steve #scoops robin #season 3

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leomonae · 6 months

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Okay but... how much blood does a D&D vampire need every day, simply "once a day" is not greatly helpful in and of itself! Am I looking at, like... a city of 50k people to support 5k vampires sustainably where they only need a very small amount, or one of 500k going off real world blood donation amounts, or like 5 million if it's an entire person's worth of blood daily ffs, did anyone actually think through the logistics of this when they put it in the game?

I'm not actually convinced the Underdark has that many people living in it, if it's the latter. I'm not even convinced the entirety of the Sword Coast does! How the hells was Cazador feeding all these vampires enough to keep them alive for so long in the centuries leading up to the Rite?!

#baldur's gate 3 #hyperfixation ahoy #vampire spawn #cazador szarr #where are your livestock fields Cazador #where are your giant herds of cows stretching from horizon to horizon #did you make a pact with a devil for this too #have you been feeding them lemures diverted from the hells #because I'm fairly damn sure you have not been keeping them on even starvation rations from a city with like 100k people in it #we shall not all die verse #i just like my Tav did not put any thought into this whatsoever before blithely sending all those spawn off to a totally unsuitable location #and now i *unlike* my tav who is a lucky fictional character have to come up with some solution to this mess #i hope you like fish vampires #you might be eating a lot of fish blood soon

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steve-is-a-bottom-bitch · 2 years

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steve wearing tinted strawberry chapstick for maximum babygirl vibes at scoops ahoy truther

#mothgirl thoughts #text #it's true #robin told me she sees him put it on every day before work #and reapply when he thinks no one is looking #but srsly he's gotta be that's the only explanation for his vibes #steve harrington #scoops ahoy #stranger things #stranger things s3 #babygirl steve harrington #steve was SO babygirl in s3 lmao

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sugarsblurbs · 1 year

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Steve makes the BEST milkshakes he know the right combos that just taste like heaven. He makes them nice and thick and creamy. Also beautiful artwork with them 🧑‍🍳💋 it looks fake on how beautiful they look, the whipped cream on off as a perfect swirl…..they are too die for……… and yes he will sit and watch you drink it for you can tell him how good it is……baby boy needs the praise

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duck-in-a-thrift-store · 1 month

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Looking at pics of Steve for reference to start making a batch of avatars and oh my god who gave him permission to be so pretty

Like yes I knew this I've obviously seen him plenty before but dude

Specifically s3 Steve like bro was sooo babygirl in that damn scoops uniform with his fuckin fluffy hair and glossy lips

And then after him I was looking at Robin and damn. Feeling very bisexual this evening

#duck's thoughts #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #stranger things s3 #scoops ahoy #bisexuality #babygirl steve harrington

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ah0yh0y · 11 months

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Hands down one of my favourite details in Across the Spiderverse is the fact that when Parvitr refers to his aunt may he puts her name first.

the line is “…have chai with my Maya Auntie”

Maya Auntie not Aunt Maya

Maya Auntie

and can I tell you my heart screamed with joy

this this is how us south asians refer to our aunts and uncles related or non related

and I love that they actually adhered to that

#Also the fact he smushed the two words together to make mayauntie that is also a very south Asian thing #across the spiderverse spoilers #ahoys thoughts #pravitr prabhakar #atsv #atsv details #Spider-Man across the spiderverse #Spiderman India #spiderman across the spiderverse #south Asian rep #South Asian representation #THE SRILANKAN IN ME OH GOD

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darnellthefirestarter · 6 months

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Man

#friday night funkin #doodle #random thoughts #boyfriend fnf #boyfriend #hot hunks ahoy #AWOOGA #why tf am i drawing so many shirtless men lately #also this is just a joke #draw/headcannon him however you want :]#shitpost

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golvio · 2 years

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So, if Ganondorf was chosen to be some kind of energy-sacrifice based on the Battery Theory, could there have actually been some sort of Hollow Knight situation going on, which would explain why he seems to have it in for Zelda, specifically?

Maybe Ganondorf got…”adopted” into the royal family the way the Hollow Knight was “adopted” by the Pale King? Not necessarily as an actual successor, but because having him under the same roof made it easier for the powers that be to shape him into the tool they needed to complete the ritual? Not to mention that basically every Ganondorf we’ve met has lost his birth parents somehow. That doesn’t bode well for the circumstances in which he ended up in the royal family’s service to begin with, especially if he was required to keep their civilization afloat and the kingdom wasn’t afraid of using its laser death robots to get its way.

And, very much like HK, it didn’t work because, oops, turned out your “empty vessel” actually had thoughts and feelings after all, and sacrificing them merely slightly delayed the inevitable, at best!

Like…the Pale King was incredibly lucky that Hollow was already primed to consider themselves a metaphorical “doll with no heart” and people-please. Could you imagine trying to impose that sort of rigid, best-not-get-attached upbringing onto Ganondorf Frickin’ Dragmire? Especially a Ganondorf who was born a human child instead of a bizarre science experiment with an unknown primordial force and probably has memories of being treated like a regular human kid instead of some weird sacred automaton who’s eventually going to be ritually disposed of?

And to have to endure that upbringing alongside Princess Zelda, Hylia’s Special Baby, who his sacrifice was being done in the name of to keep her flying paradise and carefree eternal childhood afloat for a few more eons. Maybe she understood what was going on, but maybe she didn’t. It took our Zelda a little while to figure out our Link was a real person who was also struggling under the weight of his destiny instead of a punching bag to take her frustrations out on. (Once again, she was very lucky the Loyal Bodyguard she vented at was Link, who understood and ultimately forgave her, instead of Ganondorf, who probably would’ve tried to “repay her in kind” the first chance he got).

Even if he wasn’t actually a legitimate heir to the throne or Zelda’s “real brother,” just having him there would open up some really, really weird questions of succession (which could absolutely be encouraged by, say, a string of extremely specific assassinations up the chain of succession). And it’d at least partly explain why Ganon’s half-asleep, one-track-minded revenge construct very specifically parked itself inside of the throne room.

I dunno, I just think it’d be pretty neat if Ganondorf’s existence and burial wasn’t just an ugly family secret, but an ugly family secret for Zelda herself. I mean, if he was raised like a second-class sibling to the “original” Zelda, and she’s the reincarnation of that girl, then what is he to her? Is his making a beeline towards destroying her upon waking up merely because she’s one of the two people-shaped keys required to sealing him again? Or was he deliberately taking away everything she loved and twisting the knife so that this special chosen child, who was supposed to live a life of carefree luxury, would finally understand how he felt, he, who if she’d considered him a real person and not just another toy, would have called “brother?”

#loz thoughts #ganondorf #princess zelda #totk #hollow knight spoilers #i figured having them as peers would be a fresher take than the usual ‘ganon is Dad’ or ‘ganondorf and zelda’s relationship is 1:1 #of peach and bowser’ takes I always see #and it’d give our zelda an interesting in because she was the less-favorite compared to her own ancestor too #wild speculation ahoy

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pastafossa · 2 years

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The Red Thread: Chapter 128 🔥

Nice long smutty chapter this week, almost 8-goddamn-k because ya’ll love a good smut dump, and sure enough there’s very little that isn’t filth, I promised you sin and now WE GET SIN! So make sure you have some time set aside!

Ship: Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Chapter Summary:

“Go ahead,” he breathed fiercely, and he hoped you could sense through the thread what he was giving to you, what he wanted to give to you as your hand began to shake, clenching in his shirt. He’d wanted you like this since he’d first seen you tonight, or maybe since he’d first seen this side of you in the woods beneath the whispering trees, blood like victory on his tongue. “Go ahead, sweetheart. You can have me. Take what you need.”

“Mine?” you whispered tentatively, one word in two planes, pressure on his skin and deep within, the shape of it slipping through the gates he’d thrown wide for you so that the word might settle into the very heart of him.

He gently brought his hands up to cup your face, tilting you up so he could gift a word back to you. “Yours.”

Wordcount: 7,859

Warnings for this chapter: right then, you ready? Here we go! Warnings for dom!Reader, sub!Matt, possessive!Reader which includes biting, Matt's really fucking obvious silk kink, face sitting, Jane being dangerous af in her heels, a shit ton of edging, some psychic temperature play, mild restraint, and the mention of a safeword (not used).

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RETURN OF OUR ADULT CONTENT GIF, Matt, seen here getting ready to drown.