#america stuff

[slaviclore]

Boston cream pączki donuts $5.99 with card

#this is like chai chai #america stuff #they are good #pączki means donuts btw

[justfranzz]

I've seen so many people (myself included) obsess over sometimes rather common foreign names, like "oh my God Finnbar is such a cool name, I wish I was named Finnbar :(" and I wonder if people in other cultures look at America and go "oh my God Kyle is such a cool name I wish I was named Kyle :("

#or like rachel #or some shit #idk just insane 2 me #shitpost #shitposting #textpost #random #america stuff #foreign #?

[wingedcorgi]

mfw i decide to remake a comic from 8 years ago

#captain america #stucky #stevebucky #bucky barnes #steve rogers #marvel #mayaart #i was looking through my old stucky stuff (don't do it) #and i kinda liked the original but obviously wasn't too happy with the art #this was an experiment but kinda fun! #comics

[softer-ua]

So I’ve been joking for a while about how Inko manages to afford all of Izuku’s AM merch

But I decided to nerd out and look closer, and I’m pretty sure the only expensive piece Izuku owns is the poster he got from Sir

You might think his dorm looks absolutely stacked

but that’s only because it’s a very small room and he brought every piece he owns

If you look in his old room it’s all the same posters

so he’s owned it all for at least a few years, he’s been working up to this for god knows how many years, just to be the proud owner of 5 posters so basic even he would put tape on them

All of his figures are less than 50$

One of which he’s had since he was a child

And it doesn’t look like the other unidentified figures are anything special either(except maybe AM in his yellow suit)

Izuku only has generic fanboy shit, like maybe one of the posters is a custom but I honestly I don’t think he owns a single special anything

The dead guy poster is 100% the coolest thing he has, no wonder he’s so reverent about it 💀

As for fits this is all we’ve really seen is

So yeah Inko isn’t dropping stacks on merch, I’m pretty sure those sweaters were a 2 for 1 deal because they’re almost identical 💀

#the Midoriya’s have green everywhere but their bank 🙃 #he probably got all his merch at Walmart #starting a gofundme for Izuku so he can get better merch #AM is the most popular hero in their world like he has international appeal so you know his stuff is a dime a dozen #my hero academia #mha #bnha #boku no hero #deku #izuku midoriya #all might #toshinori yagi #inko midoriya #if there’s one thing I know it’s that if there’s a demand for something in both Japan and America #then you can’t throw a rock without hitting that things merch #if you create something that gets popular in both countries you get sent a lil metal that says ‘’You won capitalism!’’

[elliesgaymachete]

All the articles talking about how the marvels had the lowest box office opening of any marvel movie conveniently forget to mention that it’s the ONLY marvel movie to come out in the midst of an actors strike and didn’t get any of the press that all the other movies would have gotten 🙃

#before anyone yells at me i know the strike ended like the day it came out but press typically happens in the weeks BEFORE the release #anyway #sometimes i care about marvel when they make stuff that isn’t just about white dudes #kamala may honestly be my favorite mcu character #bc mcu ruined america chavez 😔 #the marvels

[fernsnailz]

it's time... for the TEAM DARK FEST! 💥💥💥💥

me and @serpentineshine are hosting a little tournament to finally determine who the best Team Dark member is! this week there's gonna be goofs, bits, and even a special prize for the winner 👀

however, the most important prize of all is what awaits at the end of the festival! ...but that's a secret right now.

💥 cast your vote below! 💥

(oh also if anyone makes any propaganda for their fav character. tag me i wanna see)

video transcript below the cut! ⬇️

A blue announcement screen with scrolling text reads “SPECIAL FENSNAILZ ANNOUNCEMENT.” There’s a looping animation of Squeak the cat in the middle. It disappears, cutting to a shot of a studio space.

In the studio, SNAIL, SHINE, SQUEAK, and a VASH PLUSH all sit at a desk with a large CRT TV on it. Squeak and Vash are on top of the TV, and shelves with various items line the walls. Everyone seems to be unaware that the camera is rolling - Snail is reading the script, Shine is drinking from a mug, and Squeak is licking her butthole. Vash remains motionless.

Snail notices the camera zooming in, and throws away the script in a moment of panic. Shine and Squeak sit up to face the camera as well.

SNAIL: Coming at you pre-recorded, it’s Snail, Shine, and The Beasts!

SHINE: We’re here today to announce a special tournament we’re hosting: the TEAM DARK FEST!

SQUEAK: Eep!

VASH: weemp womp :]

SNAIL: You know ‘em, you love ‘em-

SHINE: Or hate them.

SNAIL: It’s all about TEAM DARK this week! Fellas, turn on that TV!

The camera cuts to a close-up of the TV as the screen flips on. Three shitty photos of each Team Dark member appear on the TV under the question “Who is the best member of Team Dark?” Every Team Dark member’s name is misspelled underneath the photos.

SHINE: Time for the ULTIMATE question: Who is the best Team Dark member?

SNAIL: Oof. We’re turning them against each other, huh? That’s dramatic.

SQUEAK: Meep! (HOLY SHIT)

The camera zooms out to a wide view of the studio, but zooms out much further than needed for a split second. For some reason, this is all being filmed on a green screen set, and the shelves behind the cast seem to be edited in. Not only that, but this studio is either widely over-staffed or widely under-staffed, because the boom mic is held by seven Chao stacked on top of each other. The camera zooms into a closeup of Snail before much of this information can be processed.

SNAIL: Well, it’s obviously Shadow. I told him if he won, I would get him ice cream after soccer practice!

The camera pans over to Shine.

SHINE: No way, vote for Rouge! She can carry like. Nineteen mountain lions. Give or take

The camera pans over to Squeak and Vash. Squeak points at a crude drawing of Omega that seems to say “VOTE OMEGA.” It is upside down. Vash holds a cute little sign that says “I <3 OMEGA” that he likely made himself.

SQUEAK + VASH: ?????????????? (we didn’t hire anyone to translate this part.)

Back in a wide shot, Snail and Shine stare blankly at Squeak and Vash. Squeak licks her butthole again. Vash is now Real. Someone off-screen sneezes very convincingly.

SHINE: This poll will run for ONE WEEK before we announce the winner! So little time…

SNAIL: Everyone make your vote count! The winner of this festival will have a special page in my… 

An image of a porcelain snail appears over a white background as an echo-y human voice says “SECRET UPCOMING PROJECT.”

VASH: bweep bwaa :] (Yay! Prizes!)

SHINE: The final verdict will be decided by Twitter AND Tumblr, so commit as much voter fraud as you please!

Squeak bites Vash and he screams. They both fall off the TV and make a surprising amount of noise. Snail and Shine stare in shock.

SNAIL: See you in seven days! And hey, if you want to participate… tag me in any propaganda you make to fight for your favorite Team Dark member!

Squeak and Vash explode.

#IT'S VOTER FRAUD WEEK FOLKS!!!!!!! #watch our silly video we had a stupid amount of fun making it #also i'm gonna be using the tag teamdarkfest to organize all this stuff #for some reason the darkfest tag is full of mountain bikers and like one person posting captain america x iron man art 🤷‍♀️ #teamdarkfest #team dark

[tejennnn]

When Alfred asks Ivan to take care of Americat at Ivan's home with Russiкот 🐾

((Originals under cut!))

And also!

Other rusame neko stuff

#my shiz #axis powers hetalia #hetalia world stars #hetalia world series #hetalia #aph america #hws america #aph russia #hws russia #nekotalia #rusame #amerus #aph rusame #aph amerus #irl ive been feeling anxious with work related stuff lately #and redrawing silly cats feels therapeutic to me #sorry i only redraw cats lately #i will do it again #(((just realized koshka means female cat lmaoo my mistake 😭😭😭)))

[pipcore]

louie starting yet another animatic no one saw this coming

#my art #fanart #animatic #i suppose #mine are just lyricstucks.... #danganronpa #ndrv3 #danganronpa v3 #kokichi ouma #kaito momota #ive nvr drawn kaito b4 lol.. #also this isnt ship stuff .. i dont ship them lol but idgaf if u see it that way be free hashtag america #ummm #wip #heehee

[incognitopolls]

"Trans and nonbinary" is phrased this way to include nonbinary people who don't consider themselves trans.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about language #submitted dec 19 #latin america #latino #latine #latina #polls about lgbtq stuff #gender

[vacant2007]

#my photos #my photography #my stuff #small town core #small town gothic #rural america #midwest gothic #midwestern gothic #liminal #nostalgiacore #nostalgia #childhood nostalgia #forgotten memory #forgotton memories #southern gothic #southern goth aesthetic #liminalcore #liminal tumblr #liminal space #liminal spaces #dereality #southern gothic aesthetic #small town aesthetic #closecore

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Just found this tag on a good omens fic and I'm more than a little concerned

#good omens #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #america #are y'all ok #american healthcare #ao3 tags #ao3 stuff #ao3

[amphibianaday]

day 1522

#amphibian #frog #frogsona #tip: dont become self employed you have to do so much taxes related stuff all. the. time #(in my country. who knows about america based on what ive heard about your taxes its probably worse) #i dont neeed help btw im just complaning because i had to look at The Spreadsheets #didnt do my bookkeeping correctly for 2 months but i fixed it👍 #its not even THAT bad i just needed to draw like. corporate vent art i guess

[bamsara]

hot take but i think if someone's parent(s) have died the government should support the remaining child/adult children with financial stuff to the age 26 (the age it is for other adult children to remain on their parent's healthcare plans, car insurance, ect) because I should not have been paying bills or losing healthcare at 17

#personal #woo nelly some real life stuff is happening #and i am bitter about life #we STAY silly tho #sara shush #“but you get money when they die” no tf i did not we went into debt he didnt have life insurence #this is america you stay alive to work work work and if you die you burden your family

[tikkunolamresistance]

Mind you the CIA have admitted their involvement in the occupation of Palestine is also due to the patroleum resources in the Middle East that they didn’t want the Soviet Union (socialist opposition to the Capitalist hegemony) getting their hands on.

The Western (primarily United States) involvement here is just another example of Red Scare, the Capitalist regime’s attempt to suppress Socialist development, and to force the Arab world into submission to the Western hegemony. The risk of the most oil rich region of the world— the Middle East— falling into socialist and eventual communist hands is scary to the Capitalist…

Here’s the full CIA document if you’d want a read:

We’re gonna keep a copy of that incase it goes down.

#free palestine #palestine #anti capitalism #anti imperialism #cia docs #probably gonna get me on a watchlist #i really dont care #CIA admit stuff every other day and nobody can use two braincells to put it together #cia admitting their involvement in Palestine is to do with oil #america bad #the usual

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

#There is standardized Yiddish transliteration and I fart in it's general direction #Anyway Jewish ritual plain box simple shift closed casket no embalming #Spend money on bagels for after #There are a lot of prescribed behaviors for how to behave at the Shiva (mourning house calls) #My family observes none of them. We treat it like a family reunion #If you want all my petty family funeral drama though maybe a different post? #But seriously Christian funerals are such a huge scam. Taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable. #If you have an iron stomach go read about what happens to a corpse when it decays in a vacuum sealed coffin #Death #Death rituals #Judaism #jewish #Jumblr #Jew stuff #post o' mine #Clearing out the drafts #Offensive Yiddish accent clichés are for Jews only. #For this we came to America? To get made fun of on the feygele website by our great grandchildren?

[sentientstump]

beef

transcript:

Etho: Oh man, I'm hungry...

Pause: Yeah, me too.

Beef: how hungry?

#im sure someone did this already #or maybe it was in a dream or something but hey anyways im drawing really self indulgent stuff currently and this is the closest idea i hav #to the general theme of this blog? #i might post some of that....... maybe? ''xD at the most early time for the americas when the entire timeline is just tumbleweeds #call them tumblrweeds maHAAAhahaha #ethoslab #pauseunpause #vintagebeef #team canada #artstump