#blah blah dont actually do this

[veronicathegoddess]

doms who record you during sex without permission. you're their property and if they want you to be their personal pornstar, then that's what they'll make you and they don't need to ask. they'll just send you the video to let you know that if you ever try to leave, they can ruin your life and since no one will want a whore like you, you'll have to come crawling back begging for forgiveness

#blah blah this is a crime #blah blah dont actually do this #now that that's out of the way #omg omg omg #dry heaving #crying throwing up #sliding down the wall #i want it #being recorded without knowing is so hot on its own #but getting blackmailed with it #thats 10 times better #mine

[chuckyray]

jelix gets so much hate and people act like it's truly problematic. It's so funny to me. you can hate its fans and not have to justify it with acting as if the ship itself is somehow offensive.

sorry y'all can't see the beauty in 70s repressed homosexual adultery and the consequences of it being tragedy. i forgot the kids these days haven't even seen brokeback mountain.

#also its just fiction guys this isnt real life men cheating on their wives lmfao these are some fictional dudes in an analog yt series #theyre like wahhhhhh he killed his kids and jack hates him now !!! yeah. now. are we disregarding the 20 years of friendship #where they built their dream company together? no ones saying that jack would fuck him post accident lmfao yall are just reaching #blah blah jack would NEVER do that to rose!!! first of all you dont actually know anything about him. #second of all people do shit you'd never expect all the time. even if they do love someone and are happy #also that one take where someone says the concept of jelix is inherently racist because jack is latino and felix is white so #that means jack is giving in to a white mans desires is insaneeee do yall hear yalls selves. like seriously listen to yourself. just once. #and its weird for you to tack actual racial issues onto a fictional ship that has NOTHING to do with that. #literally saw someone say that its perpetuating the white man desires and exotic latino stereotype and im sitting here like what. #what does that have to do with twf. yall just reaching. just say you dont like jelix and go. simple. #the walten files fandom is a joke atp. none of you should be watching this series yall arent mature enough yall cant even handle a ship #let alone a story centering around actual serious topics like childhood trauma and addiction and morally grey characters #rant over #twf #the walten files

[rg11]

theyre so Yaoiful

#argt #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #art #i kind of dislike How I drew this #mainly how I Drew Karkats .. clothing Yeah I dont know what Hes Wearing #Is it a turtleNeck?? iirc Fandom usually draws Him With It? #i dont know Anymore #but I Do Really like the Clothing Folds and how I Actually FOLLOWED THE TEXTURE RULE #or More In how i actually Shaded Silk like Silk And Fabric blaahaahhaaahablah blah #HALLMARK HOOPS & YOYO HOOPS BOBBLE HEAD RARE why did I Even put that image In The Drawing anyways #its really Goofy looking #yeah Thats The reason #ok sorry For Rambling in the notes I Got off topic

[asexualbookbird]

guess WHAT yall! I finished Legends & Lattes today which means I got to color in the last book in the Read Books You Own journal spread!

Normally this means I get to Buy A New Book, but considering the state of my bookshelves I think I'll find a different reward lol

Anyway! This is fun! I'm going to go make another!

#bookbird babbles #snapshots #books #booklr #bujo #bujo spread #bullet journal #blah blah tags blah i wanna tag talk #this is the most complicated and time consuming thing i ever do with my journals #because i enhoy it and i have the time #i really should sit down and talk about how i use my bullet journals bc GOD i hate the bujo aesthetic thats taken over a useful tool #but the simple actual daily pages are full of personal info i dont want to share lmao #loke the stuff i use every day is dr appointments chores and gift ideas and no! i dont want those in public! #anyway i like these bc i get to throw paint on paper and not care what it looks like

[avianreptiles]

Teehee

#avian speaks #here i am talking about some nonsense so i can reach the “see more tags” thingy so i can plug in something #teehee #something something gay ass ocs whatever #so the point is im bored #the penis poll post backfired and now its got like over 150 notes and i dont want to be the op to a popular post #back on topic #so #I WILL DRAW #if you have a very obscure animal fursona i will draw them #by like obscure if its a wolf im prolly not gonna be the interested and i would rather be drawing like a rainbow trout fursona #like obscure as in just not like the big top 10 mammals that people make into fursonas #OR if you have a spec bio fursona I WILL DRAW THAT TOO #like i wanna draw some weird alien fursona #something something must provide a ref/wont design a character unless i think its really interesting and want to blah #do people actually read these #tryna limit the amount of drawing asks i get by doing this #feel free to send in something even if youre not sure #i might draw it

[themyscirah]

I very much know this is because Jessica Cruz's origin story was written by Geoff Johns in a shitty comic, but by God is there so much going on there. Like damn.

Like there's the really, genuinely compelling stuff, for example the presence of ring horror and loss of control w Jess and Power Ring/Volthoom + the implications of that (character wise, both before and after JL 50) which is just SO interesting (and angsty!) to me personally

But then there's also more plot holes than you can shake a stick at as well (where did Jess get her ring. Guys it just showed up who died where did she get it from GUYS-)

All interspersed between some of the worst character writing for other Justice League members in existence (Wondy fans you know what I mean) and crazy ass plots out there

#anyways was writing a meta (got distracted halfway through so dont expect anything as always) and i opened this issue for panels and guys. #What. first off i remembered this being weird now but what the fuck. second im not a wonder woman fan and this shit is now heinous to me. #why would they do that. also what was the general plot of that entire arc what the fuuuuuu #anyways. shits crazy that comic sucks except for when jess and/or vic + jess do things but anyways #it has left me with a bit of a conspiracy theory to be quite honest with you all. in terms of the plothole mentioned there. like to be fair #i have a couple theories bc i dont remember this being explored or making sense fully (although i could be forgetting) but yeah. #need to check comicvine and a few other things to see if my conspiracy theory is at all plausible but like. theres a chance. its not a #preferred actual outcome to me because i find a different one 10000x more compelling but crazy if true to the theory #blah #no this isnt coherent and doesnt make sense. deal. #jessica cruz

[mitskiluvr]

replaying mystic messenger is so crazy because why am i gentle parenting these grown men and teaching them how to handle their feelings

#mystic messenger #mysme #jumin han #saeyoung choi #this post is mainly about those two #i get so mad whenever jumin enters a chatroom like get out of my face im not joking I DO NOT LIKE YOU #like i get it blah blah blah CEO with a cold heart trope and you melt his icy exterior But im so tired... #i don't want to explain workers rights to him #or... basic human rights actually #when he goes “jaehee i need you to work overtime again” and my face contorts in disgust and horror as a sitcom laugh track plays in the bac #also seven's route is so frustrating #like there's genuine reasons for him acting cold and whatever and i get it #but i actually dont want to watch you break a robot cat and then change ur pfp to a dark and broody photo of yourself #I ALSO CANT TALK TO ZEN IM SORRY I HATE HIM SO MUCH #zen lovers do not hate me... i am just a simple person #at one point in seven's route he was like “omg there's an explosive in the apartment? i should send a pic of myself to comfort you...” #I CANNOT HANDLE YOU GO LOG OFF YOUR PHONE #sorry wow im really into this game #i played it four years ago and now it's come back to me #also all of my points are nullified by the fact that saeran is my favorite #doing his route is like pulling teeth and eating socks #i say that with love

[slightlyunconventional]

j/on s/ims the type of guy to wait until the very very last second before pausing a tape to sneeze...... like?? he definitely is in denial about needing to sneeze despite it literally being about to happen

#now im imagining his voice slooowly getting breathier and breathier with the occasional hitch between words- #-and then the tape clicks on and off and suddenly hes back to normal (for now) #what if he was about to sneeze and then. tried to turn off the recorder but slipped/missed or wtv and didnt have time to try again #imagine THAT in a recording #then maybe t/im (idk much about him yet tbh) is listening back to the tapes and comes across this one #talks to j/on about it while trying not to laugh #j/on is very grumpily like “yes i know ill have to rerecord it dont REMIND me” #and t/im is like “actually thats pretyy funny you should leave that in” #cue j/on being all “do you have any idea how *disgusting* .... blah blah blah.... MORTIFYING not to mention UNPROFESSIONAL- #“-(indistinct pissed-off rambling)” #t/im is like “ok chill i was joking pleas e” #Sorry that got away frkm me a bit #k talks #t/ma

[beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff]

getting gender envy from someone My Own Gender really is an experience

#guys do NOT become aware of the fact you're not cis like dont do it ever this is NOT FOR THE WEAK #I AM THE WEAK. #im gonna die im like what the fuck #charli xcx is literally a woman why am i going 'god i wish i was a woman' I AM A WOMAN #i get it tho its like #the desire to want to be a woman does that make sense #god i need a sideblog #radiohead save me #theyre one of about 2 bands that makes actually good sad music like dont whip out the fucking #julien baker or something im sorry I hate her #when yiurw saying 'oh this is so sad' like im looking for MUSIC not just someone going 'i wanna kill myself' over an acoustic guitar getting #strummed in the most pathetic BORING way known to man like jesus fucking christ can we.make MUSIC a thing again omfggg #blah blah! #not 75 stuff

[bunnihearted]

im the one society marked as avoidant yet im always the only one who wanna fucking talk things thru. y'all are a fkn joke!!! im sry but u rlly are 💀 im the avoidant one. the one scared of conflict nd afraid of talking.... yet im always the one staying and begging to talk while the other one just leaves or is a wall nd refuses to talk abt it 😹😹😹😹😹

#im sick nd tired of it #sooooo many ppl say they wanna talk #nd blah blah fucking blah #it's never ever true #!!!!! im so sick of ppl jesus fucking christ #im sick of society telling ME im the sick one the distubed one #im the one w a personality #w a personality disorder lmao*** #yet every one else are x100000 more avoidant than me #it's a joke!!!!!! absolutely fucking ridiculous #i barely have patience w ppl anymore bc all they do is blah blah blah but 1% of what they say is actually true #yeah yeah blah blah you're just wasting air atp maybe just stfu #dont say things u cant stand for #god im so fucking angry like????? why is it so hard for y'all to fucking TALK. say what u mean!! say what u wanna!!!! #talk things our instead of running away like a dumb fkn coward everytime smth gets a bit tough #or it's more like everyone have these extremely high nd uttainable expectations nd demands of u #nd if u dont live up to them suddenly you're trash nd they dont even want to talk abt things #bc you're not the perfect little thing they made up in their head #ugh fucking yikes people are so incredibly infuriating #i wish i could just find my ONE person nd then just go off nd be w them nd not bother w everyone else jfc #ok i obvi cant speelll when im angry whatever

[veronicathegoddess]

thinking about him lightly choking me as we kiss and pulling away to instigate and ask him "is that all you got" and tease him by saying "do it harder or are you too weak?" or "i could choke myself harder than this" until he gets really fucking pissed and he starts choking me so hard that i can't breathe and i feel dizzy so i'm scratching and clawing at his hands trying to stop him and he looks down at me smirking and says "i thought you wanted it harder you fucking brat"

#first off #blah blah safety #blah blah dont actually do this #blah blah something something you could die #moving all #i want it #oh god oh god oh god #please #i need this #i wanna be put in my place #i wanna be forced to stop bratting #i need it #mine

[gifti3]

ceo au but its just mc surviving working as lucifer's assistant and asmo keeps flirting with them everytime he visits

#thats the whole thing :] the end #okay i lied its not the whole thing #ive been daydreaming about it and its a slowburn in my head #mc becomes workaholic due to working for lucifer #its not easy working for him im sure #everything needs to be perfect and done on time and they have to present themselves a specific way and blah blah #so i get to work with the dynamic of the person who is very work focused and the person who is about chasing thrills #each of the brothers has their own successful endeavor going on but they do a lot of work together so mc sees them often #i dont know how businesses work exactly lol #but ive always love making AUs #obey me just likes making AUs too so its like should i just focus on canon?? #obey me #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus x reader #asmodeus x mc #of course actual feelings are caught #tbh theres no a lot of drama in this au #they just get together in the end and everyones happy #maybe mc quits their job because theyre burned out and they rather go work for less pay at this point #and lucifer is like dammit theyre really good at what they do and are already used to everything and everyone #so it would be a pain replacing them #and he wants them to come back #he also likes them as a person but probably wont say that

[catgirlblogging]

dazai getting super drunk in fics as an excuse to have him do something he didn't plan or is out of character is insane to me because the man is an alcoholic and he probably has high tolerance. dont be pussies about it and use drugs in your fics, i want to see my man on ketamine

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #like i understand that some people are wary of using like hard drugs in fiction bc like blah blah morals blah blah its just not right blah #blah dont want to influence someone to do it! #but the thing is #alcohol is already fucking nasty to some people the difference is that its legal #and we r talking about a former mafioso #i know whatever it is the actual port mafia DOES isnt very shown on bsd but realistically speaking #as a japanese person... they definitely deal with hard drugs #they gotta use that fucking port to smuggle in something else other than firearms #like okayyyyy!!! my blickyyy and whatever the fuck but like we r talking about organised crime drugs r definitely involved

[nakeurnes]

#bandudhfuwufhrbdjvhsbbgbfndjeybfnzuchdndhdbdbgbsjfyskiwurbrbcjdbfnskayfis8 ch dnbcje I fyebaichfnduwjfnoxuend hai fudbsja #i fucking hate being a system #i hate it here #i dont want to be here anymore let me out #let me out or take me out back and shoot me in the head #blah blah the SAME SHIT I KEEP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT EVRTY SINGLE FUCKING YIME INCOME HERE AND CRY AND SOB AND COMPLAIN I JSUT ALWAYS #FUCKING XOMPLAIN HUH? maybe i should jsut shut thr fuck up forever #i dont even want. to yell about it anymore #i screamed for help last time and no one fucking helped me no one actually fucking listens and im tired #if you dont give a fuck about what im ACTUALLY saying and feeling dont just feel pity for me #im not a kicked dog i m asking for HELP #but okay . thats fine . #ill jsu t go bash my head on a wall. #this is just great too cuz youre gonna see this and assume its you and youre right! its partially you im going fucking insane #and its mean for me to be like this and do this but i cant #i just give up now i literally am . giving up i dont have the energy to try and keep fucking foing yhis #i front once every 2 months to everyones distain and sob uncontrollably for hours and then go to sleep and eventuallly find someone else #to come here and front so i dont have to look myself in the mirror #i dont even know how started this rant anumore jone of this makes sense #if you see this and you know who you are just dont even. mention it i dont want to talk about it #its always the same shit ans the same shit keeps fucking happening and i keep getting worse so whatever . #yeah ur gonna feel bad and pitiful and im gonna feel like a piece of shit even though i do this ervery fucjing time #id off myself atp if that was a fucking option #whatevrr . im not tagging this shit on who it is if u dont know play a guessing game akd if you do then congrats go finger ur ass or smth #I will regret this in the morning but wt v . #stnkkkk if u read this then thank u for sloppy jane req i sobbed quite hard while lsitening to it 10/10 /pos #youd yave to be reading pretty far atp to see this but wtv .

[milktea-grn]

trying something new pt. 2

no makeup vers ⬇️

#first of all he definitely didn’t do the eye makeup himself i don’t know who helped him but somebody did #second of all this was fun to do and i like it but im worried this is something i like and then in like a month ill look at it and #all of a sudden it will be bad and i will be EMBARRASSED that i posted it bc whateve blah blah artist insecurities you know how it is #third. of. al. .. i cant talk about that art he commented on i start gettying dizzy im serious ohmygod im sorry i cant talk about it i will #pass Out ive said it eight hundred times i’ll say it again i won’t survive the face reveal i actually won’t Ok im fine im calm im composed i #i went. insane on my private just DONT. dont contact me don’t come by my house im in love with him oh my god who said that #dream fanart #dreamwastaken fanart #dreamwastaken #my art #reblogs are welcome

[lesbiten]

ppl who neglect their cats and leave them outside will be like "we literally domesticated cats they used to be WILD and UNTAMED and so they should live outside!!!!!!" .....................what do you think domestication is all about like did you forget that before you finished the sentence or

#its like the number one thing i see is like #ohh you cant keep a cat inside because theyre wild and they get bored and they hate it #and its like #im sorry you had a really bored and understimulated and therefore asshole cat as a child #but that doesnt mean all cats are killing themselves over being kept inside #cats through domestication have BECOME indoor animals. who fully rely on humans #yes cats CAN survive outside but not without being an invasive species in most places and shortening their lifespan by 10+ years #they literally need humans to live #if you dont want to have a cat in your house then. do not. get a cat #? #like if youre listing the reasons you keep your cat outside and those include things like #claws. litterbox. meowing. blah blah blah #you are just describing vital aspects to cat ownership. dont get a fucking dog and then throw it out cuz it has fur do you ? #sorry it just makes me so genuinely mad how normalized cat neglect is and the people doing it insist YOU are the bad one for #actually taking care of the animal you got #simon says