#dumb kids

[lycrabustier]

One of my favorite issues. The article about little pants-pissing fuckwads in ghost costumes is riveting.

#art #collage #digital art #advertising #nostalgia #50s #1950s #halloween #spooky #cats #dumb kids #shit ass kids #cross eyed #black cat #kids #witches #spooky season #memes

[nanowatzophina]

My boys.

#good boy audios fanart #good boy audios #character design #my sons #LOOK AT MY SONS #I would quote hamilton but it goes against my morals #yang #kalamos jr #I like to think Yang is a lil nerd while Kalamos is a walking terror #which goes along with their abilities #dumb kids #I love them

[the--firevenus]

I've never realize the fuckin irony that Kyle superhero name is "human kite", Human... Despite the fact his superhero Canon backstory is he's an alien...

I love this nerd, now I can’t get it out my head, a TFBW au where everything they wrote is real so imagine Kite first time shows up was like: "uhh yeah I'm totally human dude"

"okay? What's your name?"

"Human kite!"

"Human?.."

"Yeah, thats right, just a human with a kite"

Bonus point someone asked toolshed his superhero name and stan make shit up on the spot:

“Really dude? Your name is a pun??”

“I THINK IT WAS COOL-”

#THIS IS FROM THE DRAFT #now im making everyone problem #human kite #sp kyle #sp hc #toolshed #sp stan #TFBW au #dumb kids #venus rambling

[epic-battle-fantasy-fan]

Cannot BELIEVE I never posted these. ♥♥♥

#Epic Battle Fantasy #EBF Matt #EBF Lance #Mance #quo's art #quo's doodles #Forsaken #I was getting around to this part in the rewrite and went #HEY #where did those gay pics I draw went #dumb kids

[somerandomhuman080]

did anyone else make friends on the coding app “scratch” when you were younger. i know i did.

#dumb kids #online friends #scratch #i was stupid

[ajwritessometimes]

Currently listening to two kids at the park argue about how you pronounce penis

p-ee-nis

Or

P-ee-nice

#their parent is no where in sight btw #they are also the same kids who will consistently swim in mud puddles #funnystories #dumb kids #cant tell whos winning #vote in the cmments

[nexussights]

Thesaurus

When I was a kid, probably around the age 6-8 my mom showed me the thesaurus that she had just gotten us. (Pictured above or at least something similar. Yellow cover, bright colors and animals.)

I thought it was about dinosaurs because I thought it was a thesasaurus. I couldn’t read that well.

So I got all excited seeing the pictures on the cover and when I opened it, I happened to open a page with a dinosaur on it. I started reading it and was severely disappointed to realize it was just about words.

I haven’t touched one since.

T. L. D. R. small illiterate child is disappointed when thesaurus isn’t about dinosaurs.

#Dinosaur #lol #Dumb kids #disappointed

[tattoorue]

#NSYNC #shit music #kids on tiktok #funny #funny post #lol #funny meme #funny memes #life #lmao #too funny #haha memes #old music #dumb kids

[chaoticallycrazy53]

My mom's favourite Disney movie is Mulan. She loved it so much that she had the blue-ray dvd's for the original and the sequel a little while after.

When I was a kid she would play that movie so much that by the time I was six I knew every line pretty accurately. I loved the songs so much I'd sing them out of nowhere.

I still do it sometimes.

I remember one song always confused me as a kid and I now realize i was just a idiot. So it's the song where the guys are talking about there idea of the perfect "girl worth fighting for", but when heard the song I thought they were singing, "A GIRL IN FIGHTING FORM" and I would always got confused cuz the women they would describe didn't sound anything like that. It would piss little me off cuz to me their (and my) perfect woman is Mulan but she can't show off her feminine fighting form or she'll die.

#Mulan #queer story #dumb kids #lesbian pride #lgbtqia #lesbian #sapphic

[randomspider]

when I was 6 I had an idea that I could dance in Walmart as entertainment for shoppers and in exchange walmart would give us food

#random #nostalgia #nostalguc #dumb kids #when i was little #vibes #walmart

[robininthewindow]

Bro I see so much gifted kid shut but where are my fellow dumb kids? Like come on who else got singled out by their teachers because they couldn’t read as fast as everyone else? Who else failed tests so bad that their teacher wanted the tests to get signed by the parents? Who else spent their free time crying over home work cause you just didn’t fucking get it? Who else had un diagnosed neurodivergencies that didn’t help them succeed in school but in fact made schoo infinitely more difficult? Who else made being dumb their whole personality cause people found it funny how dumb you were? I am do I need to go on? Where are my “dumb” kids at?

#no hate to gifted kids #im just kinda jelous ya know? #like burn out sucks ass but ya know teachers also suck ass #I mean I guess that’s a gifted kid issue too #weather you’re an ex gifted kid or an ex dumb kid one thing that we all have in common is #teachers sucking ass and un diagnosed mental illness #but like us dumb kids get no attention #that shit stuck with me man #like im doing better now that I got diagnoses and some semblance of help #but nit that many kids are so lucky #lien where are the kids who made it throigh school with cs and ds no matter bow hard you trued? #or the ‘most improvement’ awards cause you manged to get a b on the last report card of the year #that shit sucked #dumb kids #dumb kid syndrome #burnt out dumb kids

[cherrytry]

sometimes I randomly remember stories of my childhood, like, for example, how much of a demon gremlin child nightmare I was. My kindergarten teacher literally had to make me my own time out area because I was such a nuance.

Anyway, here is a story about my kindergarten

There was these little block things, like those gymnastics stuff with the beam and all that jazz. Anyway, we all had an obstacle course planned and made and we were all, in an orderly line, just walking along.

A girl infront of me (let’s say Emma, not her real name) suddenly lightly pushes the girl infront of her on. Once we get off the obstacle course, before me and her are able to get on again, we encounter *Lisa*

Lisa is standing tall as fuck on a big gymnastics box, looking down upon us mortals. I cannot explain how absolutely superior to us she was in this moment.

She points at Emma, smiles (oh so graciously) and she yells (elegantly) “YOURE INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!”

Emma grins and walks away to go to the course, but I, wanting to also go to this grand party, inquire, “Can I come?”

“No.”

“Why?”

“Push someone off and I’ll let you come to my party”

And so, a goal was set in my mind;

Destruction.

I run up to the obstacle course, passion burning in my eyes.

Emma stands infront of me on the gymnastics beam. How the tables have turned for her, I think to myself, as I violently push her off with a thud.

I did it. I am worthy.

Emma starts crying loudly, breaking the moment. I panic realising I actually hurt her and I keep screaming,” IM SORRY!!! “

The teacher ran over and we exchanged apologies; me saying sorry for pushing her and her sayings sorry for….not hearing me say sorry. I demanded she do that.

Lisa never had a party. She was lying.

Fucking bitch.

#funny #children #child #kindergarten #funny stories #dumb kids #dumbass kids #storytelling #story #irl

[gremthewildfae]

Thinking about that time I stood under my Middle school’s roof letting the gutter water just absolutely pour into my mouth as my Cottagecore crush stared at me, horrified.

I was trying to impress her.

Gang gang ✊✊

#gremlincore #gremlin aesthetic #i am feral #idiot hours #idiotcore #cottagecore #feralcore #dumbass energy #dumb kids #chaoscore #i miss those days #raining #cottagecore girl #goblincore #enby

[mytasteinmemes]

#memes #lol #dumb kids

[yummygender]

Some kid pulled the fire alarm at my work seconds before I ended my shift. If that's not working with kids in a nutshell, I don't know what is...

#work stories #working with kids #kids are dumb #kids are wild #kids are stupid #dumb kids

[lavendervirgos]

Breeding as a concept? Amazing

Mentions of breeding/getting pregnant during dirty talk? Outstanding

Real life pregnancy? No. Horrifying. Never. Hard pass. Worst thing imaginable.

#text #mine #no seriously #i can't stress this enough #it's so hot during dirty talk but if you want to have kids for real nope #nsft concept #bd/sm community #roughfuck #rough kink #rough cnc #cnc somno #somno fantasy #submisive and breedable #fill my holes #abuse k1nk #fill my pussy #cnc free use #free use kink #cnc fr33use #daddy's good girl #daddy's babygirl #free use slvt #bd/sm daddy #dumb slvt #cnc k!nk #free use toy #fr33use