#elementary incorrect quotes

[kasinonightlife]

*After the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*

Sherlock: Now it seems we're back at square one: Finding Kitty.

Moriarty: For the record, I already found her.

Watson: And then you let her get away before we could have a meaningful conversation!

Moriarty: She stabbed me!

Sherlock: I'm surprised she waited this long, Moriarty. We've all had the urge.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Tim: You mean fight or flight?

Damian: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Drake.

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[harveywritings92]

[it’s 3am an exhausted Ghost is woken by a constant jabbing, he sees Soap standing by his bed yard stick in hand.]

Ghost, resisting the urge to kill: Johnny....Why are you poking my bed with a stick?

Soap: To determine whether or not R/n is under the covers with you, Ghost.

R/n, angerly poking their head out: I am!

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[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: So you’re dating Remus?

Sirius: Yeah! It’s going great!

Regulus: So he knew you, and he was like…more?

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[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: I am not doing two step verification. They can just hack me.

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[chopper-and-ap5]

Maul: *Whispers something threatening into Obi-Wan's ear and walks away* Ahsoka: oh my god... what did he just say to you? that, if we don't give him what he wants, we'll be killed? Obi-Wan: worse... he mumbled and I didn't hear it.

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[the-oblivious-writer]

Enid: They go low, we go high Wednesday: Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat Enid: No

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[ladyorlandodream]

Barbara: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Jacob: Only the ambulance ride.

Melissa: That wasn’t an ambulance ride; I drove you.

Jacob: But I heard a siren...

Ava: That was Janine.

Janine: Sorry, I got nervous.

...

*to the cameras*

Melissa: There’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot.

Ava: Jacob and Janine use that line as a jump rope.

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: There’s always two sides to every story.

Eloise: And one of the those is the right side, which is mine.

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[moonah-rose]

Eleanor: A demon just said something that triggered my fight or fight response.

Chidi: You mean fight or flight?

Eleanor: No! I'm not a forking bird, Chidi.

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[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Tony: ...

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[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *during gardening lessons* Frank, I accidentally dropped my apple seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have an apple tree grow inside my belly?

Frank: Well, let's think about it. Did you also eat a wet paper towel?

Wally: Yes.

*beat*

Frank: Alright, let's go see Poppy.

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[jelestes]

Melissa: Ok, you’re in a good mood. What happened?

Ava: What? Can't I be in a good mood just because I feel like it?

Barbara: Janine tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Anakin Skywalker: Can I go flying? Mace Windu: Whatever it takes to keep you out of my hair. Anakin Skywalker: Master, you are bald.

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[is-this-fandom-who-knows]

Cass: Someone said something that almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Stephanie: You mean fight or flight response?

Cass: No? I'm not a bird, Stephanie.

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[chopper-and-ap5]

Maul: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Obi-Wan: ...

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