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Bruce: Can I borrow Tony for a second? Stephen: If you must. Tony: Why did you ask him and not me? Bruce: He looked in charge. Tony: Of where I go?
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Stephen : I am at a loss for words!
Tony: despite being "at a loss for words" Stephen continued to yell at me for the next 45mins
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strange-add1ction · 1 year
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Natasha: so Stephen, how would you describe your ideal partner? What's your tipe?
Stephen: well i don't know, smart, witty and sarcastic, confident but caring, short, self-sacrificing idiot-
Natasha: you are just describing Tony are you?
-----later------
Natasha: Tony, what's your tipe?
Tony: Stephen.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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TONY: Stephen and I--
PETER: Are getting married?
STEPHEN: No, we--
HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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gfmaximoff · 9 months
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Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Peter: The cow???
Tony: What?!
Stephen: Peter, WHY?
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Stephen :
Stephen : I like you.
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funkylittlebidiot · 4 months
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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!
Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.
Tony: You really love him, huh?
Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!
Peter: Most of the time more than him!
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lilbitofmac · 1 year
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They’re in love 💜✨
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Tony: Can you keep a secret? Stephen: Do you know anything about my life? Tony: No, I do not. Good point.
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Tony: babe that was a stop sign !!
Stephen driving at 130mph : I'll stop twice on the way back!
Tony:............
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strange-add1ction · 1 year
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* Tony and Stephen at an avengers party*
Stephen: I think I could fall in love with you
Tony: I- We are to drunk to have this conversation
Stephen: Actually I am completely sober
Tony: me too.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony: “Where are you going?”
Peter: “I don’t even know yet.”
Stephen: “Who’s going with you?”
Peter: “Whoever comes, I guess. Idk.”
Tony: “What are you all gonna do?”
Peter: “I’m trying to figure it out now. Idk what we’re doing.”
Stephen: “Are you all going to eat?”
Peter: “I hope so. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten.”
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iron-strange12 · 7 months
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America: So, Peter gets to hang out with Tony in the lab…
Stephen: Yes
America: The place where it's “so dangerous, you might want to duck and cover America!”
Stephen: That's correct..
America, muttering to herself in sarcastically: …clearly I'm not the favorite then
Peter, shouting from the other room : I’ve been dead before, you haven't!
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